I thought William Ruto was bad until I met Paul Kagame.
Atleast William Ruto has never thought of harming Raila Odinga or his family. Man what Paul Kagame is doing in Rwanda is unreal.
Kuna siku niliamua kutest my girlfriend.
Nilimuita sleepover on a Friday. The lady alizoea alikuja kanapikiwa kuku fry, fried rice, sharubati baridi, Netflix hapo kando. So that day nilimuita nikajifanya sina ata shillingi...
Kuna time dem aliniacha juu I was overspending on her.
Akaendea a guy who was not financially stable. Her reason ilikuwa ati anataka mtu mwenye anapitia challenges.
Nimekuwa nikicollect garbage for the last 2 months.
Iam covering 3 apartments with exactly 20 tenants each. Each tenant pays me ksh200 per week
200 ร 60 = 12,000 per week
12,000 ร 4 = 48, 000 per month
Earning more than a highschool teacher.
Benjamin Mendy's sยฃxtape all over the internet. Pep Guardiola will never take that man back in the team.
I don't think any club will sign him. FEAR WHORยฃS.
Sex is beyond physical communion and exchange of fluids
Sex is an exchange of energy. Kuna this lady we used to date, dem hajawahi kuwa na above Ksh100 kwa Mpesa. Totally broke , ungeshangaa kwani Hana wazazi...
My opinion; As a lady who is seriously dating, avoid your single friends at all cost.
Early last year back then nikiishi Thika, I bagged a veeery pretty Kikuyu lady hapo V spot. The lady was just chilling pekee yake na I went for it...
So here is what happened to the First lady.
The lady wanted to go to Cristina Shusho's concert earlier, but she was FORCED to listen to Zakayo's end of years speech.
As a man who is getting his things together, kudate dem anapenda sherehe has to be the silliest thing you do.
Kuna this time after graduation, kijana nilikuwa najikaza to make ends meet nitoke kwa mzazi. After 2 months, nikanunua the required necessities za kumaha kwa mzazi...
Kuishi na beste yangu in Nairobi ilifanya nikaelewa Ile methali ya "Akufukuzaye, hakuambii toka."
Back then in 2021 after life kunichapa vizuri after graduation, I decided to "get a life". Na hapo ndo niliishia hadi Nairobi kwa my childhood friend mwenye alimake it kiasi...
Mwanaume unajikaza yako yote kuprovide for your girl. Amekas
A nyumbani kazi ni kuscroll simu na kuwatch TV 24/7.
Unamake sure she doesn't lack anything. Siku moja unatulia Kwa ofisi ukifanya kazi, unknown number inakutumia sยฃx tape yake whatsapp...
Break ups zingine ni kama tu huwa zimepangwa na Mungu walai.
Kuna some weekend nilipromise dem yangu nitamtumia 10k afanye errands flani huko kwao. Na pia she was to go on a girl's trip...
Male stripping hukuwa na dooh mbaya sana.
Normal pole dancing, Ksh 7500/hr
Butt naked, Ksh 35,000/ hr.
Kazi ni mingi, shida ni confidence na societal judgement.
Mwanaume kuopen up about erectile disfunction and how he cannot satisfy his girlfriend is not for the weak.
Back in campus kuna a guy mwenye nilipatana naye along tu kwa path za shule. The guy seemed so lost in thoughts, akaniuliza kama niko na time nimsaidie na advice kiasi...
Kuna hii stage mwanaume hupitia. No one wants to date you, huna dooh, academic pressure, family issues, pressure from successful friends.
Unafeel tu like a loser, huyu mwanaume akipita hii stage successfully, ni God Tu.
One time back in campus nilikuwa niko in pain after my first real heartbreak.
Nikaenda library, nimevaa hood, nalia nikijifanya nasoma. Nilijipata tu naamshwa na librarian flani, what that lady said to me really changed my life...
Mkuwe very careful na the smallest hints kwa wenye mnadate.
Back in 2020 times za COVID lockdowns, I bagged this pretty lady , short, brown, sยฃxy asf...
Kulearn game kwa hii maisha is very important, kwanza the dating game.
Kuna this friend of mine tulijoin naye campus way back then. The guy was so focused on his engineering career that mambo za wasichana ilikuwa NO kwake....
A woman followed her husband secretly to a restaurant and found him having lunch with a fine younger woman.
The wife did not hesitate, she forced her way in, slapped the husband and poured wine to the smartly dressed, fine young woman...
Kuna app inapeana loan of upto Ksh200,000. Lakini lazima you recite some Greek chant mara tatu ndo ukue approved.
Ni kama nimeingia ile chama ya kukutana baharini usiku
It's always close friends that betray you.
Ata I think people have embraced kukuliwa mabibi, juu why on earth would you record the culprits and post them on social media?
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After watching that Adriana Wanjiku tape, honestly you just can't trust ladies with thigh tattoos.
Not only the tattoos, but do not take ladies who drink, seriously
Kuna time nilikuwa nadate jirani next door back then.
Akaamua kunicheza na kijanaa flani wa Pwani University. Na since tulikuwa na duka hapo kwa ploti, on the same day ya breakup, make alikuja kukopa Unga na mafuta ya kupika kitu saa nne hapo...
Tushawahi lala njaa tukiwa na manzi yangu back in campus yet alikuwa na Ksh4000 kwa Mshwari.
Next day kumuuliza mbona hakutumia hiyo dooh, gaidi akasema alitaka ibaki hivo round figure ati balance haitakaa poa.