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@iamwangoma

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Manchester United fan will pass without liking this Kobbie Mainoo redemption ๐Ÿ”ฅ
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Meet Wayu Wayua. Allegedly the top earning Onlyf*n creator in Kenya ๐Ÿงต
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A brief story about the serial k!ller John Matara. ๐Ÿงต
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Kobbie Mainoo generational talent. A photo worth thousands of likes โ™ฅ๏ธ
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This is a complete proof that a mother majorly dictates the appearance of the child
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I thought Riggy G and Jimmy Wanjigi were the richest people on Kenya until I heard the name Harun Mwau
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Wacha nitasomea hiyo exam usiku KPLC:
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@iamwangoma
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Abraham, the father of Nations
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Imagine if Bible characters were Kenyans?
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12 year old Jesus in the temple when his parents were looking for him
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Imagine if Bible characters were Kenyans?
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"Shuka uende ufanye kazi"
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Let's be honest, without money, do you think Sadio Mane would have bagged this lady?
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Nimekuwa MKU since 2017 na sijawahi ona Akothee kwa class yoyote. Amegraduate aje
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Another episode of reckless drinking. And men will always take advantage. She seems to be pregnant as well๐Ÿค” ๐Ÿงต
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If this was the cover page of a book; What title would you give it.
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My crib, after 2 weeks of packing Panadol and selling them as Pยฃnis enlargement pills.
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Whatever happened to "Sarafina", can't wish it on my ex.
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Name a country without letter "a"
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A brief story of the Multi Millionaire, Harun Mwau ๐Ÿงต
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If you knew what Pope Benedict did, I don't think you'll ever go a Catholic church ever again.
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*literally nobody* Top students hours to a difficult exam๐Ÿ˜‚
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So Lesbians hate men but one needs to act like a man so that the relationship can work๐Ÿค”
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I thought William Ruto was bad until I met Paul Kagame. Atleast William Ruto has never thought of harming Raila Odinga or his family. Man what Paul Kagame is doing in Rwanda is unreal.
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@iamwangoma
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Huyu msee angekuwa ashatutolea exposรฉ kwa nini cost of living ni mbaya lakini nikama alipewa zake za macho atulie.
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FAKE PHONES CHECKPOINT. Type in the brand of your phone and add ".com". If the logo does not show up when you reply, your phone is fake.
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Kuna siku niliamua kutest my girlfriend. Nilimuita sleepover on a Friday. The lady alizoea alikuja kanapikiwa kuku fry, fried rice, sharubati baridi, Netflix hapo kando. So that day nilimuita nikajifanya sina ata shillingi...
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Smiles all over, but do you know the full story of Carol Kitur and the Ruto brothers?
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A drunk man walking on the road knocked our car and decided not to breathe.
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Nimejaribu kuargu na msee wa ushago on the importance of a degree, akanionyesha nyumba, bibi, mifugo na nduthi yake .
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Kuna time dem aliniacha juu I was overspending on her. Akaendea a guy who was not financially stable. Her reason ilikuwa ati anataka mtu mwenye anapitia challenges.
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Back in campus nishawahi survive na Ksh 500 for a whole week. Wueeh
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This December Shosh: " wapi bibi " Me: " wapi meno " ๐Ÿ˜‚
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1 year
Apart from gambling, what can the guy be doing๐Ÿค”?
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Men out here shared their worst experiences with a sugar mommy ๐Ÿงต
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Nimekuwa nikicollect garbage for the last 2 months. Iam covering 3 apartments with exactly 20 tenants each. Each tenant pays me ksh200 per week 200 ร— 60 = 12,000 per week 12,000 ร— 4 = 48, 000 per month Earning more than a highschool teacher.
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Benjamin Mendy's sยฃxtape all over the internet. Pep Guardiola will never take that man back in the team. I don't think any club will sign him. FEAR WHORยฃS.
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The materials used to make such kind of women ni kama iliisha.
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What people don't know is that Starlet Wahu was a con and used to finnesse Nigerian men. Used to meet them in Air BNBs, drug and steal their money
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Endeleeni kudate "Tech bros" and "Forex guys"
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Tungeanza kupush agenda ya "broke women deserve no d!ck", lakini simps, simps๐ŸคŒ๐Ÿพ.
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Men, can you date a lady who lives like this๐Ÿค”
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Name a colour without the letter "e"
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Sewage water being sold as Cooking oil in Nairobi๐Ÿ‘€. Hii Kenya tutaona maajabu ๐Ÿงต
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BREAKING NEWS. Mason Greenwood is back on training at Carrington and will be part of the squad for pre season ๐Ÿ”ฅ #SheikhJassimInAtManUtd
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Ghost and Steve Harvey, Y'all know what they have in common ๐Ÿค”?
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Sex is beyond physical communion and exchange of fluids Sex is an exchange of energy. Kuna this lady we used to date, dem hajawahi kuwa na above Ksh100 kwa Mpesa. Totally broke , ungeshangaa kwani Hana wazazi...
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My opinion; As a lady who is seriously dating, avoid your single friends at all cost. Early last year back then nikiishi Thika, I bagged a veeery pretty Kikuyu lady hapo V spot. The lady was just chilling pekee yake na I went for it...
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So here is what happened to the First lady. The lady wanted to go to Cristina Shusho's concert earlier, but she was FORCED to listen to Zakayo's end of years speech.
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As a man who is getting his things together, kudate dem anapenda sherehe has to be the silliest thing you do. Kuna this time after graduation, kijana nilikuwa najikaza to make ends meet nitoke kwa mzazi. After 2 months, nikanunua the required necessities za kumaha kwa mzazi...
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Kuishi na beste yangu in Nairobi ilifanya nikaelewa Ile methali ya "Akufukuzaye, hakuambii toka." Back then in 2021 after life kunichapa vizuri after graduation, I decided to "get a life". Na hapo ndo niliishia hadi Nairobi kwa my childhood friend mwenye alimake it kiasi...
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Mimi naye ata wanawake wakue kumi, hawaezi nipiga na nimekaa chini. That guy is weak
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Name the player๐Ÿ˜‚
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Mwanaume unajikaza yako yote kuprovide for your girl. Amekas A nyumbani kazi ni kuscroll simu na kuwatch TV 24/7. Unamake sure she doesn't lack anything. Siku moja unatulia Kwa ofisi ukifanya kazi, unknown number inakutumia sยฃx tape yake whatsapp...
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Wacha nitasomea hiyo exam usiku KPLC:
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In whatever you do, don't be like this guy
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Break ups zingine ni kama tu huwa zimepangwa na Mungu walai. Kuna some weekend nilipromise dem yangu nitamtumia 10k afanye errands flani huko kwao. Na pia she was to go on a girl's trip...
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A 22 year old boy anadrive Mercedes G wagon halafu ananishow ati ni Trading yeye hufanya. Na kwa nyumba yake napatana na hizi vitu.
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This young boy stops by his little brother's grave for some playtime everyday after school. You can imagine the pain.
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Male stripping hukuwa na dooh mbaya sana. Normal pole dancing, Ksh 7500/hr Butt naked, Ksh 35,000/ hr. Kazi ni mingi, shida ni confidence na societal judgement.
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Here are 2 boys and one girl, which one is the girl๐Ÿค”?
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Mwanaume kuopen up about erectile disfunction and how he cannot satisfy his girlfriend is not for the weak. Back in campus kuna a guy mwenye nilipatana naye along tu kwa path za shule. The guy seemed so lost in thoughts, akaniuliza kama niko na time nimsaidie na advice kiasi...
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Kuna hii stage mwanaume hupitia. No one wants to date you, huna dooh, academic pressure, family issues, pressure from successful friends. Unafeel tu like a loser, huyu mwanaume akipita hii stage successfully, ni God Tu.
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I just googled, "The most Influential man in Kenya". Guess what Google showed๐Ÿค”
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One time back in campus nilikuwa niko in pain after my first real heartbreak. Nikaenda library, nimevaa hood, nalia nikijifanya nasoma. Nilijipata tu naamshwa na librarian flani, what that lady said to me really changed my life...
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Rwandan ladies are very beautiful, but their English is straight whack
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Kuna siku niliamua nitest the 2 special women in my life, My Mom and my woman. Nilitumia mathee 300 bob, na my woman 3000 bob...
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A brief story of Mariam and Amanda who perished in Likoni Ferry ๐Ÿงต
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Eve Mungai, the richest YouTuber in Kenya. ๐Ÿงต
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This Austin Muigai's impression of Andrew Kibe ๐Ÿ˜‚
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This one has to be the scariest thing a woman faces. Narrowly escaping a break in attack ๐Ÿงต
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I've seen a video of Michelle Obama and I don't think my life will ever be the same again. Check in thread
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Mwalimu wa Maths...
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Mkuwe very careful na the smallest hints kwa wenye mnadate. Back in 2020 times za COVID lockdowns, I bagged this pretty lady , short, brown, sยฃxy asf...
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Alcoholism is the slowest form of suicide.
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Kulearn game kwa hii maisha is very important, kwanza the dating game. Kuna this friend of mine tulijoin naye campus way back then. The guy was so focused on his engineering career that mambo za wasichana ilikuwa NO kwake....
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Scenes pale salon nikidrop dem yangu in a red Mazda CX5
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Who do you think this is๐Ÿค”
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"Waah, kumbe ata mimi sina nyota"
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A woman followed her husband secretly to a restaurant and found him having lunch with a fine younger woman. The wife did not hesitate, she forced her way in, slapped the husband and poured wine to the smartly dressed, fine young woman...
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Kuna app inapeana loan of upto Ksh200,000. Lakini lazima you recite some Greek chant mara tatu ndo ukue approved. Ni kama nimeingia ile chama ya kukutana baharini usiku
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Anyone saying that gambling cannot make you succeed. Am I a joke to you?
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DAVID RUDISHA uchumi nyuma
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17 year old boy struck by lightning while masturbating
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Amerix will never be the same again๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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"Twende Maandamano, Goons wako na mapanga"
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Forget about Steve Harvey and Marjorie, Will Smith slapped a fellow man in defence of his cheating wife. Now who is the biggest simp?
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Nairobi nayo watu ni wakora buana. My first weekend in Nairobi, niliamua nifike Gikomba atleast nibuy nguo kadhaa nisikae mtu wa ushagoo sana...
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It's always close friends that betray you. Ata I think people have embraced kukuliwa mabibi, juu why on earth would you record the culprits and post them on social media? ๐Ÿงต
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After watching that Adriana Wanjiku tape, honestly you just can't trust ladies with thigh tattoos. Not only the tattoos, but do not take ladies who drink, seriously
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Name the Kenyan artist who can draw such a crowd ๐Ÿง˜๐Ÿพโ€โ™‚๏ธ.
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Tulifanya ujinga kupea D+ students guns . See the results
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Kuna time nilikuwa nadate jirani next door back then. Akaamua kunicheza na kijanaa flani wa Pwani University. Na since tulikuwa na duka hapo kwa ploti, on the same day ya breakup, make alikuja kukopa Unga na mafuta ya kupika kitu saa nne hapo...
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"Erik ten Hag, Maguire has injured Rashford"
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Rasmus Hojlund and Garnacho ๐Ÿ”ฅ Leave a like for the starboys โ™ฅ๏ธ
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Remember this movie๐Ÿ˜‚?
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President Ruto sits down next to you, what do you tell him?
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5 serial k!llers that had Kenyans terrified ๐Ÿงต
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These kind of men have names like๐ŸŒš
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All football fans praying for Tom Lockyer ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿพ
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Tushawahi lala njaa tukiwa na manzi yangu back in campus yet alikuwa na Ksh4000 kwa Mshwari. Next day kumuuliza mbona hakutumia hiyo dooh, gaidi akasema alitaka ibaki hivo round figure ati balance haitakaa poa.
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Welcome to kenya where you buy free monthly Bundles every week. ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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