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Jasmine Renee | That Insurance Chick

3 years

I found a baby chick on my porch… he’s all alone and chirping like crazy. We have hella chickens over here so seeing them is normal but the chicks are never alone or too far from their mom. 😔 I don’t know what to do

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6 years

Whoop everybody!! Lmao

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4 years

A Twitter Story in 3 parts 😂😂

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5 years

What in the raisins in potato salad is going on here!!?

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6 years

This went from sweet to scary real quick lol

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4 months

@Rory_Breaker_ Honestly… this would make me lose my shit lol I love bubbles. 😂 I’m like that fish on finding Nemo when it comes to bubbles

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3 years

This heffa done came home with somebody else’s kids 😂😂 Who the hell are these extra kids!? I hope she just babysitting 🥴 How you gon come home with more kids when I’m already helping you raise the 6 you have!

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3 years

Also.. my husband is very unsupportive in my adoption efforts so I’m divorcing him til the baby is able to care for himself 😂😂

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3 years

Y’all! This heffa done came home with 2 more babies!!! I have no idea if she’s kidnapping these babies, adopting them cuz they’re mothers are killed, or just bringing them so they can eat but she’s currently at 12 babies 🥴

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3 years

I forgot to tell y’all she came back and somehow has all her chicks again. Lol They stick with her now, sometimes one doesn’t listen and gets left but I babysit until she comes home. I feed them so she trusts me now. When they see me, they all come straight to me.

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4 years

Excuse me what!? This story just kept getting wilder!

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3 years

She’s a terrible mother 😂

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6 years

But THIS had me in tears!! Lemme find out them niggas hooked on her cuz they scared! And they get all crazy cuz they’re abused 😂😂

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@iAmMissJasmine

3 years

Look how much the babies have grown!! 🥰🥰

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3 years

So basically Stella is a big ass bully. Yesterday I started chasing them away, and Harriet realized I had her back and started fighting back. Instead of allowing Stella to Deebo her at her own house. Oh I also think I know who dad is. I’ll try to get his picture later

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@iAmMissJasmine

3 years

So Mama (I call her Harriet… lol Harriet the Hen) doesn’t trust my husband. Her and the babies were outside at the front door waiting for me to come feed them. He was trying to come in the house and she thought he was trying to get her little ones so she tried to attack him

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3 years

Also I have no idea what happened to the mother of the extra chicks she came home with the other day, but they’re still here so there are 10 chicks now.

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@iAmMissJasmine

3 years

I guess I was just too early… they’re here waiting for me. Hopefully Stella doesn’t come 🙄

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@iAmMissJasmine

3 years

Update on the baby chick. He’s good. Gonna check to see if the other eggs hatched in a minute make sure his mama didn’t abandon some more of her kids

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@iAmMissJasmine

3 years

But Harriet is clucking like crazy and so is the girlfriend! I don’t speak chicken, but I know shit talk in any language and they were talking shit! Again, I have Harriet’s back so I had to go chase that bitch and her bum ass boyfriend out of my yard.

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@iAmMissJasmine

3 years

Every story has a villain… This is Stella and her 3 teenagers. I don’t like them. They saw that I be feeding Harriet and her babies, so they come over and try to eat too. Which isn’t a problem EXCEPT when they come, Harriet stops eating and they push her babies out the way

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@iAmMissJasmine

3 years

Okay, he’s back… all is well. The family is reunited. I’m still gonna check on them since this heffa so rudely made my porch her home without asking… gonna go get some food to feed her and her little ones

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3 years

I literally have to stand watch and let the babies eat now. Or Stella nem will take all the food from them

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3 years

Dad is here and he brought ALL his girlfriends with him!!!

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3 years

See here comes Stella and her kids smh

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3 years

Oh no this dude didn’t! Y’all see how he just ignored Harriet and his babies just because he was with his new girl. Apparently he’s in a poly relationship cuz he has these same two girlfriends with him at all times. He actually ignored Stella too (but I don’t feel sorry for her)

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@iAmMissJasmine

3 years

Okay… so I found the mother in my bush. But this heffa is ignoring it. 🥴 the baby is cold

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3 years

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3 years

Dad knows I don’t mess with him, so he stays away when he sees me. All his hens tho, they are bold. I took the food inside until they leave. Harriet knows to come back when they all go away.

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3 years

She seems to be accepting him. At first she wouldn’t let him under her, but then I figured it was because we were there and she was trying to protect her chicks… so we picked her up and put him under her. She didn’t hurt him. So now we’re gonna wait and see what happens

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3 years

My dog Loki is also standing watch now 😂

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3 years

*Their mothers (typo in the previous tweet) Anyway tomorrow morning I’ll try to get video of them running to me when I open the door. It’s the cutest thing!! These other chickens have seen me feed Harriet and her babies so they be trying to come over here to eat 😒

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@iAmMissJasmine

3 years

Another update: The other chicks hatched! Hopefully she doesn’t abandon any of them

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@iAmMissJasmine

3 years

I didn’t think so many people would be as invested in these chickens lives as I am I appreciate all the comments, jokes and kind words. I told my husband and he hates you all because now I’m REALLY not gonna stop feeding them. 😂 Let’s name this rooster!

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@iAmMissJasmine

3 years

Guess I’ll take care of him and hopefully she comes back. One of his wings is messed up, I hope that’s not why she dipped on him 😩

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@iAmMissJasmine

3 years

Okay, so I posted about him in my neighborhoods Facebook group and woman is coming to get him, she’s raised chicks before and another one is reaching out to her contact at the rescue. Mom is still ignoring baby. And my dog is getting pissed that I’m still outside and not with him

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@iAmMissJasmine

3 years

Everybody has been asking about these little guys after they saw one of them in a previous video. It’s hard to get pics of them because they move so fast. But they always come and steal food when me and Harriet are busy dealing with Stella 😂😂😂 they’re hella quick

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8 years

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3 years

So I looked for them and this heffa done lost 3 of her babies!! Well I never really saw a 6th, I was going by what the couple saw. But I definitely so maybe she lost 2. Because one she just left and he’s on my porch 🥴

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@iAmMissJasmine

4 years

The weirdest thing about this tweet is that men are in my mentions saying “this why some of y’all are still single” A man told another man a woman wasn’t talking about him because of what he was wearing and somehow that’s why women are single. Some men can’t even hide the hate

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3 years

Okay so it looks like he’s out from underneath her and she isn’t letting him back in after all 🥴 Imma keep checking back but hopefully she lets him back in. If he isn’t under her tonight gonna have to remove him so he doesn’t freeze to death.

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@iAmMissJasmine

3 years

She had 7 eggs, but one didn’t make it. So she has 6 chicks. One is hatching right now.

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@iAmMissJasmine

3 years

So we’re gonna try to sneak the little one from last night in with her and see if she accepts him now.

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@iAmMissJasmine

3 years

Okay… another update. I saw mom and babies leave the nest so she can teach them how to look for food… but only 2 were with her 🤔

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@iAmMissJasmine

3 years

If she abandons anymore I’ll keep one 🤷🏽‍♀️

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3 years

I so wish I could’ve gotten all that footage on video, I was not expecting that to go down like that! I know my neighbors were probably wondering what the hell I have going on at my house. All these chickens fighting in my yard 😂😂😂😂

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@iAmMissJasmine

7 years

Wait. One guy said #ATLorgy was already lit, and one said they're waiting for women... so is the first guy talking about the men!?

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3 years

Went to go get water and came back and Stella’s ass done came and bullied them again!!!

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3 years

Currently standing watch AGAIN so they can eat in peace

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3 years

So Stella got pissed off and instead of fighting that girlfriend she attacked Harriet’s babies! And Harriet lost it!! So baby daddy ran over there and Harriet was whooping Stella’s ass for pecking her babies!! Then the girlfriend (she needs a name too!) started on Stella too!

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3 years

So usually Harriet and dem babies are outside waiting at my door in the morning but today they weren’t. I saw all the roosters having a meeting at the park but I don’t see any of the hens at all… I think they’ll be out later.

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@iAmMissJasmine

3 years

So I go to greet Harriet and realize her ass just left half her babies across the damn street!!

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3 years

*Their mothers

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3 years

I need to figure out a name for this Rooster 🤔

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3 years

How the heck can I keep her away!? 🤔

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@iAmMissJasmine

6 years

@YourNovacane_ she gotta just get rid of them and try again with new kids

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3 years

The funniest part about the fight was Loki (my dog) was barking like crazy at them from inside the house 😂😂😂 trying to get outside!

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@iAmMissJasmine

3 years

Alright so boom… I opened my front door to see if Harriet and the babies were waiting for dinner, and Stella and her Kids saw me so they started coming over… you see Harriet saw me after her and started coming too.

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3 years

So me and Harriet go get the babies and Stella and the teens were over there claiming the space where I put the food.

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3 years

So I’m trying to get my phone (the pictures I posted were after the fight) And Stella and her teens run across the street. Then Harriet and her babies run under this other bush and it’s just the baby daddy and the girlfriend out there.

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@iAmMissJasmine

6 years

Fuck, I’m going to hell 🤦🏽‍♀️

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3 years

Okay so this is when my bonus son called so i had to run and get my husbands phone to get some pictures and videos (he has an android so the quality is trash 😂)

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3 years

OMG YALL!!! Some shit just went down!! I tried to get some footage but my bonus son FaceTimed me and I couldn’t get it all. So imma just post how it started and tell y’all the rest!

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3 years

I can’t believe how big they’re getting 🥰🥰

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3 years

Harriet and the babies were eating and i put the food down for Stella and out of nowhere one of the baby daddy’s girlfriend ran in and started eating the food!! Stella’s kids tried to eat and she started pecking them all crazy! (I couldn’t get that part)

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3 years

So I try to get the other food for Stella and her teens and moved it to another place away from Harriet and the babies to see if she would leave Harriet alone and ALL HELL BROKE LOOSE!

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6 years

Oh there’s a #SafareeChallenge

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3 years

Roo Sheisty running from his kids and (I assume) telling them to get away from him. Wonder if they’re asking him why they can’t come to his place sometimes. 🥴 plot twist: Peep Stella in the tree with him. Saw his girlfriends crossing the street earlier so they have no idea.

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3 years

Do you guys pray for people when you hear ambulance or fire truck sirens? Like just pray that whoever they’re going to is okay? Or am I a weirdo? 😂

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@iAmMissJasmine

3 years

There was no drama today, just cute chick content. 3 of the babies didn’t come home with her, but only 6 are actually hers anyway so I’m assuming they’re with another hen. They were able to get comfortable and eat til they were full. I got some cute videos too.

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@iAmMissJasmine

3 years

OMG YOU GUYS!!! HARRIET AND THE BABIES CAME HOME!!!!! Look how big they are!

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9 months

@MrsKhandiCoated I don’t believe his story. I think he tried to get at her and she rejected him so he killed her

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4 years

@Cordoth Right!!? Like she missed a lot of red flags before we got here. There’s no way this shit just popped up on the wedding day

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3 years

Lol my little sister is visiting and just came back to the house…

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8 years

And if a guy walks up with an AR-15 the bouncer of the club is supposed to do what exactly? Just curious...

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@iAmMissJasmine

3 years

I went to the grocery store this morning and my husband calls me as he’s leaving for work and says… “Babe just calling to let you know I put the food out for the babies because they were at the door” I guess I don’t have to divorce him after all!

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2 years

@indigogloves She mad at the wrong people 🤦🏽‍♀️ Nobody said he was her sugar daddy… but as her baby daddy it only makes sense that he help with financing something required for HIS kid.

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9 years

😂😂😂😂RT @jo3llle : been screaming for the past few minutes now

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3 years

But anyway, I hurry home so I can make sure Harriet and the babies are protected from Stella, her teens, and the other girlfriends. Y’all, I get home and what do I see!? THIS HEFFA done went back to Roo Sheisty!! I’m so sick of her ass! After all the shit he’s done!

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6 years

Idk why I but I just assumed Blac Chyna be sucking the hell out of some dick. Figured that’s why everybody dealt with the crazy... but watching that video, maybe it’s her cooking

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3 years

Then all of a sudden he took off running! 😂 Remember we were trying to find out if Harriet kidnapped these other babies?? 🤔 I think she did 😂😂😂😂 He was running to one of Roo’s side chicks! Then all of a sudden the girlfriends started fighting! Roo came out of nowhere

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@iAmMissJasmine

3 years

This is how I felt when I came outside and saw her just enjoying breakfast with Roo like it wasn’t a big deal.

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OMG YOU GUYS!!!!! HARRIET CAME BACK WITH NEW BABIES!!!!!!

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3 years

🧐 let me find out Roo Sheisty is running some kind of hen house. 😂

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7 years

What’s your favorite way to cuddle? Cuddling isn’t even really my thing, but B is 🔥🔥 Especially if he’s Tall and scoots a little lower so his head is under your chin

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3 years

Cutest shit ever!! Harriet and the babies recognized me when I stopped at the stop sign and ran to my car!! They love me 🥰🥰🥰🥰

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5 years

Converse website has hella shoes for $25 if you use code SEPTSALE Even shoes that are $120, getting taken down to $25 Put one in your cart and enter the code then when you continue shopping you’ll see all the other one for $25 too.

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3 years

I let Roo eat the scraps they left behind… Harriet walked away like the bad bitch that she is 💅🏽

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3 years

How it started… and How it’s going 🥰

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3 years

This morning one of the chicks was chirping really loud and Harriet kept trying to get him to stop. Turns out he was telling people we had food over here. 😂 I didn’t think he was one of the original babies because he’s a little darker than the others. And looks a tad younger

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3 years

Harriet hasn’t brought the babies around in a couple of days 😔 But this loser Roo Sheisty doesn’t even care he’s over here just living his best life having a party nshit. 😒

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6 years

“Hufflepuffs are good at potions and we’re scientists” - @PercivalPenman Us in the other houses: Lol #BlackHogwarts

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6 years

Should I have just avoided the question or lied?

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3 years

But listen Harriet don’t play about her kids! She went over there like “do we have a problem!?”

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2 years

@GOTCITYTEA I just read all of that and I don’t understand why she should be ashamed of herself. Or did I misunderstand something? Her son did something to a little girl, and got kicked out of school. she put him in a program. Her boyfriend knew about the situation and kept bringing his

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3 years

They thought I just left them until they saw me open my front door 🥰🤗

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3 years

Okay none of the other chickens took in these babies and they cried when my daughter tried to leave them. So this chapter will be about her raising her new babies 😂😂

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My Husband: Wait, why you feeding those grown ass chickens? Me: I’m not, that’s Harriet and her babies! Him: nah they grown as hell! Those aren’t babies! 😂🥰 The babies are 6 weeks old today

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