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D & Beës

@human_not_bees

3 years

Oh my god

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D & Beës

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2 years

Teach your children to beatbox

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I would shit on the floor before I'd walk through these doors.

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We all dream of the great British road trip

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I, a British person, will now list all 50 states of the USA and what I believe they're famous for without googling. Alphabetical order if you're looking for a particular one. A thread:

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It works and he is a delight!

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Make the guys who name hot sauces fight the guys who name weed

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To the best of my knowledge Florida is famous for literally every news article that makes Europe go "oh god that country"

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To the best of my knowledge Colorado didn't exist until they invented weed a few years ago.

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To the best of my knowledge Texas is famous for big trucks and small dicks.

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To the best of my knowledge Michigan is famous for having a city that made enough cars that everyone could leave.

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To the best of my knowledge Missouri is famous for having a place called Kansas City just to confuse people.

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To the best of my knowledge Arkansas is famous for literally nothing.

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To the best of my knowledge Alaska is famous for being in Canada.

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To the best of my knowledge Kansas is famous for The Wizard Of Oz and it's been downhill ever since.

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To the best of my knowledge Illinois is famous for having a place called "The Windy City" as if that's a positive trait somehow.

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To the best of my knowledge Arizona is famous for being where Satan vacations to get some heat.

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Shout out to the "just a bit of banter" reply guys I'm seeing already, thanks for taking the time out of your busy schedule of watching football, drinking to excess and domestic violence to let us all know your important opinions.

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To the best of my knowledge Connecticut is famous for where Bostonians stop for gas on the way to New York.

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To the best of my knowledge California is famous for being where you can get wine and get exploited.

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To the best of my knowledge Indiana is famous for being named as a 'fuck you' to the people who lived there to start with.

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To the best of my knowledge Alabama is famous for having their fingers crossed when they surrendered.

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To the best of my knowledge West Virginia is famous for ok what the fuck, why is there a Virginia and a West Virginia. Get your shit together.

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To the best of my knowledge Georgia is famous for being on the end of some TV shows we see over here and maybe has peaches.

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To the best of my knowledge Massachusetts is famous for Matt Damon movies.

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To the best of my knowledge Wyoming is just a big field with a buffalo in it.

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To the best of my knowledge Tennessee is famous for saying "I do declare" and people fanning themselves on their porches.

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To the best of my knowledge Delaware isn't famous, just first.

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To the best of my knowledge Minnesota is famous for saying 'oh yah?' like in that movie with the pregnant lady and Steve Buscemi.

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To the best of my knowledge Iowa is famous for corn and nothing else.

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He's not cool or fun he's a billionaire

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The the best of my knowledge North Carolina is famous for inventing the phrase "Is Pepsi OK?"

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To the best of my knowledge Nevada is famous for losing all your money in the desert.

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To the best of my knowledge Hawaii is a beautiful place that once had royalty and the deposed queen wrote a book.

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To the best of my knowledge Washington is famous for not being Washington DC which is elsewhere and not a state, but also not a town. I think Washington (this one) is where Frasier lives.

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To the best of my knowledge Idaho is famous for making and eating potatoes.

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To the best of my knowledge Kentucky is famous for the chicken fast food places.

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To the best of my knowledge Maine is famous for lobsters and weird accents in movies.

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To the best of my knowledge North Dakota is famous for nothing, I've literally never heard of it.

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To the best of my knowledge Maryland is famous for being a theme park brimming with people called Mary.

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To the best of my knowledge Vermont is famous for being the home of famed socialist and progressive politician Bernie Sanders.

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To the best of my knowledge Nebraska is famous for being flat which, guys, c'mon, that's not an achievement.

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To the best of my knowledge Wisconsin is famous for being where you Americans pretend to make cheese and fail.

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To the best of my knowledge Pennsylvania is where the Amish live, and they're apparently just like our European Dutch people.

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To the best of my knowledge Virginia is famous for tricking me, as I thought it was one of those states where there's a north and south because of that song. I was expecting to have to deal with East and West Virginia seperately.

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To the best of my knowledge Utah is famous for being where all your morons and preppers and general nutjobs gather together to be alone.

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To the best of my knowledge New Jersey is famous for being nothing like actual Jersey.

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To the best of my knowledge New Hampshire is famous for being nothing like actual Hampshire.

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To the best of my knowledge Oregon is famous for being named after a herb. Other than that, this whole place is news to me.

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To the best of my knowledge Louisiana is famous, I assume, because someone called Louise lived there and was cool.

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To the best of my knowledge Mississippi is famous for a hillbilly river.

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To the best of my knowledge New York is famous for being nothing like actual York.

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To the best of my knowledge New Mexico is famous for being nothing like actual Mexico.

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To the best of my knowledge Oklahoma is famous for a musical I haven't seen.

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To the best of my knowledge Ohio is famous for having at least one talented astrophysicist.

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To the best of my knowledge South Carolina is famous for getting merc'd by nature on the regular.

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To the best of my knowledge Montana is famous for being a mountain people live on.

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To the best of my knowledge South Dakota is famous for nothing, I've literally never heard of it.

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Sorry if this joke is too cheesy

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To the best of my knowledge Rhode Island is famous for, err, being an island I guess?

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Americans saying these places don’t exist smh, when you’re a Brit the struggle is real

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Just found my new role model

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Twitter Users

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Medieval memes for feudal teens.

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@notrosario @SlothSlouch A show which famously takes place in Spain.

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I don’t need to promote a sex toy but many do. Rich countries shouldn’t have poor people.

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@nevek007 @CianClarke1 Kevin, not to interrupt your busy day of being a fucking idiot, but we hate hurting animals. You and I enjoy the shape of a hotdog equally.

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5 years

I homeschooled my dogs and honestly they're fucking idiots.

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4 years

Lost my wife at the @vagina_museum Me texting: Where are you? I'll come find you. Wife: Cool, I'm over by the clitoris. Me: Oh no.

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This no drip flask I got on eBay is great but my coffee tastes a little weird.

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All Twitter accounts are essentially one of these two people

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4 years

Coffee is just water with anxiety in it.

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I'm drunk on hand sanitizer and cannot be killed.

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4 years

*sigh*, every fucking Wednesday.

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3 years

There's 7 billion people in the world and one of us is the worst.

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Hackers in movies

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ok this should be a crime

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5 years

Don't give any of them your £250k Lord Sugar. Give it to Claude and Karen to go on a 8 month bender as compensation for having to follow these fools. #TheApprentice

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Ask any DM if they'd prefer to fight 1 horse sized duck or 100 duck sized horses and they'll tell you about the action economy. #DnD #dungeonsanddragons

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Conference calls: Good morning team. Parents, unmuting to say hello: