Spicy @hotmess_hq Twitter profile

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Spicy

@hotmess_hq

3 years

I’m a cougar, so instead of posting nudes to attract men, I’ll show you my omelette.

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Spicy

@hotmess_hq

2 years

Am I the only one who can’t stand Tom Cruise? 🤢

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@hotmess_hq

7 months

So Trump can be held civilly liable for Jan 6? Who wants to file a class action lawsuit on behalf of the 81 million of us whose votes he wanted to silence?

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@hotmess_hq

3 years

Follow me for more decorating tips.

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3 years

I keep clicking my profile to see the balloons. Yes, I’m easily amused. Yes, it’s my birthday. Here’s to 51!! Thanks for all the good wishes! 🥳 🎂 🎈

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@hotmess_hq

3 years

I’m almost to 400 followers. Anyone want to give a resister a follow?

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@hotmess_hq

6 months

Good advice for my son? Kidding. What is wrong with these people? 😂🤣🤪

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@hotmess_hq

8 months

Can you imagine explaining this to someone in 20 years? The history books that will be written? It did leave out the bit about being a Russian asset and treason.

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@hotmess_hq

3 years

If you’re still flying a Trump flag, there’s a 100% chance it’s my dog crapping in your yard. 💩 🤡 🎪

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@hotmess_hq

5 months

“Miley Cyrus does Dolly Parton hair.” I’m seeing more Jane Fonda, not Dolly Parton.

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@hotmess_hq

1 year

I’ll play Type “music” + the year you turned 14 into the gif search bar and share any result

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@hotmess_hq

3 years

Why post nudes when I can show you my bacon? #bacon

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@hotmess_hq

9 months

53 trips around the sun. I’ve outlived my mom & still haven’t learned to avoid getting bangs when my heart’s broken. 😂🤪🥳

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@hotmess_hq

6 months

This is not even remotely okay or normal.

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@hotmess_hq

1 year

@RonFilipkowski Calling Melania a “super model” is stretching it. She posed nude simulating lesbian sex. She then posed nude and in lingerie for a spread on Trump. She is not Kate Moss, Cindy Crawford, Christy Turlington, Amber Valletta, or Naomi Campbell or anywhere near their caliber.

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@hotmess_hq

2 years

Are most people just not masking up for Covid, the flu, and RSV anymore? 🦠🤧🙄😷

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@hotmess_hq

7 months

Before you use social media to tell a pro-choice stranger to keep her legs closed, ask yourself this instead: Could my time be better spent lighting myself on fire?

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@hotmess_hq

6 months

My son (18) said he was going to run in my room and jump on my bed to wake me up at 5am to open presents . . . Until I reminded him I sleep naked. 😂🤪🤣

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@hotmess_hq

2 years

@Myberns1 No, but I have a fire extinguisher, a couple toilet tank lids, a big dog, bear spray, and a teenager. I also have 50+ years of pent up rage from being a woman in this f-ed up society. Come at me, bro. 😂🤣

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@hotmess_hq

2 years

It costs $0.00 to remind someone they aren't alone in this world. 😘

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@hotmess_hq

1 year

This is me at 13. Some a Republican men think 12 is an acceptable age for marriage. They need to be reminded that the US isn’t a developing country and that 12-year-olds are children.

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@hotmess_hq

5 months

Am I the only one obsessively refreshing my news feeds waiting for a verdict from Judge Engoron?

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@hotmess_hq

2 years

Reminder:

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@hotmess_hq

7 months

Who’s with me?

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@hotmess_hq

1 year

@8WithATiara I’ll never for the life of me understand why they aren’t the ones in skirts.

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@hotmess_hq

2 months

What snacks are we bringing to the Rapture tomorrow?

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@hotmess_hq

1 year

Good morning, friends. #coffee

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@hotmess_hq

3 years

Happy Friday, friends. Are we still validating each other today?

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@hotmess_hq

1 year

I need two crowns my dental insurance won’t cover. Who’s up for a trip?

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@hotmess_hq

1 year

Did a thing. Not sure how I feel about it. Bangs?

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@hotmess_hq

1 year

I’m no Christian, but I’m pretty sure Jesus would tell us to ban the fucking guns.

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@hotmess_hq

3 years

People deserve a living wage.

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@hotmess_hq

3 years

If I owe you a follow back, let me know. 👇🏻 The Twitter thumb cuffs are off!

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@hotmess_hq

2 years

@ClaudetteGGibs1 At the hair salon last week, my stylist told me of two clients who both recently lost their husbands within a couple weeks of each other, both men in their 50’s with no prior health problems. Heart attacks. Both had covid last year, unvaxxed.

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@hotmess_hq

3 years

#TaxTheRich

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@hotmess_hq

3 years

So it’s #SundaySelfie ? No makeup, no filters, bedhead, eye boogers. I woke up like this, weird side-pony and all. 🥴

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@hotmess_hq

1 year

Best Easter tweets ever:

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@hotmess_hq

6 months

On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me . . . Four ketchup splats, three soiled Depends, two “perfect” phone calls, and a bankruptcy for Giuliani.

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@hotmess_hq

1 year

Gen X here & I approve this message.

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@hotmess_hq

1 year

Hey, we’re friends, right? Does that mean I can send you ugly selfies? 😂

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@hotmess_hq

2 years

Happy Halloween Eve! #september

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@hotmess_hq

2 years

Did Mar-a-Lago get frozen along with other Russian assets?

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@hotmess_hq

2 years

This is some serious take-no-shit energy. Now he needs to bring down the festering orange ferret-head and his followers. #TrumpTreason #TrumpCrimeFamily

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@hotmess_hq

6 months

Sin cave, immoral cavern, damnation tunnel . . . C’mon, help me out.

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@hotmess_hq

1 year

I’m going to hell

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@hotmess_hq

5 months

Serious question

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@hotmess_hq

2 months

I feel seen

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@hotmess_hq

1 year

Sorry, not sorry.

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@hotmess_hq

1 year

Because it gives cops an excuse to go fishing for other violations. I was married to a cop for 10 years—this is a thing. It allows them to look in the car, check out the driver, etc.

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Spicy

@hotmess_hq

7 months

Have we tried incorporating uteruses as LLC’s so republicans will stop regulating them?

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@hotmess_hq

3 years

Just made my booster appointment for 2:30 today. I’m gonna pull up my sleeve and get it done because I don’t want to get sick or get anyone else sick. Who’s with me?

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@hotmess_hq

5 months

Shout out to my dog, Bob, who eats the same thing for every meal & never complains.

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@hotmess_hq

1 year

Three words: Impeach the fucker

IrishDem ❄️🌊 ☘️

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1 year

Two words. Term limits.

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@hotmess_hq

1 year

My future husband is out there thinking he will marry a beautiful girl with great figure. Sorry babe, your potato is here.

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@hotmess_hq

2 years

One of my son’s college professors told the class that covid was made in a lab and that there’s no actual covid, it’s all just a cold and the flu. 🤬😬

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3 years

If you get this, we should be friends.

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@hotmess_hq

1 year

“When they see you at your worst, but still think you are the best, they are your people.” You are now all my people. Get used to it.

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@hotmess_hq

5 months

Yeah, but how about that $7.5 million you earned in violation of the emoluments clause?

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@hotmess_hq

3 years

One must memorialize good hair days with selfies. #50andfabulous #nofilter no fillers no Botox

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@hotmess_hq

1 year

I’m just gonna keep posting random bullshit until you love me. Is it working?

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@hotmess_hq

4 months

I believe Anita Hill. I believe Christine Blasey Ford. I believe Hillary Clinton. I believe E. Jean Carroll.

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6 months

☕️📸

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@hotmess_hq

3 years

Anyone else feel the same way? 😂🤣

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@hotmess_hq

3 years

Someone fixed it. #TIMEPOY

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6 months

@dreinpg <breathy voice> Wanna explore my . . . Sin cave? I’m totally going to do this. Next gyno visit maybe.

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@hotmess_hq

3 years

Do I owe anyone a follow? I’ve been steadily scrolling all the folks who followed me last week, vetting, and adding. If I missed you or you’re getting impatient, let me know. 👇🏻

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@hotmess_hq

1 year

Anyone who chanted “Build the wall” at any point in the last 7 years doesn’t get to have margaritas or tacos today. They can all fuck right off.

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@hotmess_hq

5 months

I can’t believe I wasted my good titty years on my ex-husband.

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@hotmess_hq

5 months

17° here. How y’all faring?

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@hotmess_hq

2 years

Anyone else get the feeling that the CDC is basically like “fuck it”?

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@hotmess_hq

3 months

I’ve paid into social security since I was 15. I’m 53. I’ll retire with 30 years with the state at 61. I’m counting on having social security starting at 62. Republicans need to quit fucking with people’s money.

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@hotmess_hq

3 years

This fella showed up on my porch Nov 2, 2015, on the anniversary of my mom’s death (1997). I spent weeks looking for his owner with no luck. Coincidence? Fate? Whatever it was, this is how I got Bob. ❤️

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@hotmess_hq

2 years

Raise your hand if you’ve successfully wasted the first day of 2022.

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@hotmess_hq

1 year

Driving around my town earlier today, I noticed a number of bumper stickers, decals, signs, and flags all disparaging Biden, everything from “Let’s Go Brandon” to stuff about “Joe and the Hoe.” Family values, right? Good “Christians,” right? 🤮

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@hotmess_hq

3 years

My hair is a daily reminder that I can’t control everything. 😂🤣 #girlswithcurls

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@hotmess_hq

3 years

Maybe someone should tell a certain Prius-shooting congresswoman this. #M4All

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@hotmess_hq

1 year

You know who’s not getting arrested on Tuesday? The email lady.

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@hotmess_hq

1 year

Why, yes, I do have a drinking problem.

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@hotmess_hq

1 year

Fact:

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@hotmess_hq

2 years

While people in the US are crying about kids’ wearing masks in schools . . .

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6 months

My name is Spicy, and I belong to the Andrew Doyle club.

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@hotmess_hq

5 months

The most important part of the Super Bowl is the food. I don’t care how many baskets Taylor’s boyfriend makes.

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@hotmess_hq

7 months

I may look like I have my shit together, but inside my boots my socks are sliding down.

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@hotmess_hq

1 year

Playing kickball.

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@hotmess_hq

3 years

I’m a cougar. Instead of posting nudes to attract someone, I’ll show you my bacon. #Bacon #redheadshavemorefun #cougar

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@hotmess_hq

1 year

Say hi to Bob’s butt.

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@hotmess_hq

1 year

I may look like I have my shit together, but my undies are riding up my ass.

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@hotmess_hq

2 months

When did “if you work full time you should be able to afford food and shelter” become an extreme leftist position? Or “if you have a body, the government shouldn’t tell you what to do with it”? This country is bananas.

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