Robert @hodlthetoken Twitter profile

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Robert

@hodlthetoken

10 days

A glitch in the simulation, neither here nor there, swimming in contemplation, relentlessly aware.

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@mischiefanimals Little man is like….well..I’ll accept 🥴 I’ll probably eat you later but for now 🤨

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@crazyclipsonly Hard not to get knocked on your ass when you jump in front of the dude. 😑

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@Thekeksociety Little man has been debugged 🫡

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@fasc1nate That seems fair actually, if they’re unwilling how could they willingly take something.

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@LocalBateman That is a happy man hahaha he’s sleeping so hard he looks dead 😂

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@GreenTextRepost Here’s Bob Ross with a deer for anyone else who needs a little rehabilitation after reading that.

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@EverythingOOC Little man was cold 😂 you can see him rubbing his hands together after hahaha

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@HumansNoContext Prepping food over a waste bin in the first place is 🤮

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@GreenTextRepost Did..you black all that out for our safety? If so you’re a saint.

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@crazyclipsonly Wrong question, should drivers like that be allowed on the road?

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@OrwellNGoode Mhmm..that first Velma though 🤤🫠

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@TKsMantis You’re forgetting that they have an undiscovered substance called Radaway lol

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@engineers_feed That’s only the best measurement system available. 🫡 I’m glad I’m not the only one haha

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@SigmaActivity A man with a moral code like granite. 🫡 wow

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8 months

@greentexts_bot NGL he did get sort of lucky to find such a normal group of people that quickly lol

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@SigmaActivity @WizardryPosting I’d frame that lol, that’s awesome

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@SigmaActivity Go touch your house and you’re fine as long as your family is home at the time you don’t even have to touch them because your house will be fine.

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@greentexts_bot That’s your mom man 😑

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@EverythingOOC Nope. Only watching if Charlie Sheen is Quagmire.

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@discourseremind @mischiefanimals

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@Culture_Crit This sort of society doesn’t really “inspire” the soul.

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@ghiblipicture Seems like Spirited away with a mix of Princess Mononoke to me. Hmm.

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@greentexts_bot That’s when you take a step back and accept that you dodged the stupid train.

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@Rainmaker1973 My great grandfather made a lot of things out of old cans. This plane is completely functional, the wheels and the propeller spin. I’m not sure of the internals and exactly how he did it all, he passed away right before I was born. He also made a beer man and woman out of a…

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@greentexts_bot Well Anon..not sure what to tell you lmao

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@SigmaActivity This is one of those odd moments where the one guy is just an awesome friend or he can be that and you can be one too when you tell him to go have his fun and not worry about you. In this case OOP had no shot with the girl either way, his buddy did 🤷‍♂️ hard one, good guy though.

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@SigmaActivity Move on bro…💀

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@insultsrare Smart man, knew when to throw in the hat 😂

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@TweetsOfCats A poem on mine. He is my cat. Too fat to hunt a rat. Eats scrambled eggs, not sure what’s up with that. Acts as if never fed, little dude is a brat. Whines in the morning and at night, you’d think he’s never fed and in some kind of plight. But really, his head just ain’t right.

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@Thekeksociety Around 13.5-14k as expected. These tests are cute at best due to the fact that phone speakers aren’t capable of reaching extremely high pitched frequencies, the sound just flatlines lol.

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@greentexts_bot ….tf did I just read..

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@greentexts_bot The intrusive thoughts won

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@greentexts_bot Will women ever make sense? No, the answer is no.

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@greentexts_bot Mf shows up to the date like

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@greentexts_bot She never unfeelinged her ex in the first place ☠️ anon got got

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@greentexts_bot Anon has no filter 🤣 wow

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@AsadYR @image_origins Ash? Look at Pikachu ☠️

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@greentexts_bot Roast dude. Roast him in court. Nope.

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@UmarBzv Wait….the ORIGINAL formula…or the original formula?

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@greentexts_bot The self awareness of those around you is important too 🤷‍♂️ but good choice obviously

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@GreenTextRepost @Divy_art Makes you into a half dead goblin with 4 strands of hair too. That must be the benefit of the invisibility. 😂

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@greentexts_bot Emotional damage…damn I’m not even posting the GIF for this one 😵‍💫 oww

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@CensoredMen No that’s incorrect “plus size” exists, Godzilla also exists ☠️

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@chubbo_o @SigmaActivity I mean if you follow the rules totally that’s part of a nuclear blast so if the blast doesn’t effect your house then the radiation wouldn’t either 🤷‍♂️

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@greentexts_bot So make friends with other weird people man, it doesn’t take a rocket scientist to figure that one out. Weird with weird 🙃

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@greentexts_bot At what point did he think that was a good idea to begin with is the most worrying part 😵‍💫

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@FragrantThorn @EverythingOOC Rexeets 💀 Twitter sounds like pronouns now 🥴

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@ImagesAlbum Rage Against the Machine: The Lost Tracks

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@greentexts_bot Anon isn’t made for lower management.

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@greentexts_bot Those are only the most drastic comparison in content you could ever put next to each-other ☠️ A Silent Voice is a good movie for anyone wondering.

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@OhTheSunnySide I never updated to begin with yet 😁 I need to let all this sink in fully

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@BizBaz777 @s8n Everyone who’s never seen this rn

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@PicturesFoIder Slipknot

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@diehardwildcat2 @fasc1nate The point is they’re not willing to give of themselves when they would no longer have any use for the physical things but they’re willing to take from others that are. It’s hypocritical no matter how you spin it, those who are generous in their departure would get precedence.

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@PicturesFoIder Man brought the GIF to life 😂

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@DelusionPosting Water dehydrates you 🤣🤣🤣 no.

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@Alphafox78 Father of the year. Hands down.

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@crazyclipsonly Better enjoy the rest of that beer with the assault charge and lawsuit coming.

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@GreenTextRepost We all have that world anon..can’t live in it forever though.

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@greentexts_bot No words.

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@trad_west_ @D0Y1N_ @Rawat12Himanshu I find it amazing how pointed and one sided religious people are. No give, no possibility of anything except your “right” and everyone else is wrong. There are many paths that reach the same destination but be sure which finish line is the one you want. Learn all things.

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@greentexts_bot They didn’t do anything the East India Trading company did.

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@SigmaActivity Mostly from themselves to be honest, unless they’re extremely social in which case..okay but still 🤦‍♂️

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@SigmaActivity Kebab was more important to the man 🍢 priorities

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@TweetsOfCats My cat authored this, I found him online end of last month and he stared at me while pressing send. It’s a tragedy, has to be fed on a schedule or he’ll eat his body weight in an hour lmao.

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@fasc1nate The designer of the whale

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@greentexts_bot IIRC the British “taxed” $47,000,000,000,000 dollars out of the Indian people fraudulently.

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@crim_tweets_ It’s illegal to pet your cat on Tuesday.

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@NostalgiaFolder Wet from a night’s rain too 😵‍💫

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@s8n Try the Greeks instead ☠️

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@Rainmaker1973 Using wildlife to capture drones 👻

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@GreenTextRepost Anon man..actually forget it there’s no helping that ☠️ wtfffff

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@SigmaActivity The man just needed a friend.

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@insultsrare It’s “an a” no way in hell 🤣

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@DelusionPosting I represent the typical uh 1910s? male apparently if anyone else would like to join 👊 no short people allowed 💀

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@GreenTextRepost

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@greentexts_bot It was fine…up until..😑 these people 😵‍💫

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@InsaneRealitys Every single fiber in my being thought this man was walking on lava at first 🤣🤣🤣 the importance of reading ☠️

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@reddit_lies It’s so sad what they’ve done to these simple people.

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@lporiginalg She’s right..my parents just fed me grass and tree bark. 😑 Tf, people 🤦‍♂️ seriously? Lmao.

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@DelusionPosting I just want to get away from people. 😂

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@greentexts_bot Anon…….what..move on bro holy lord 😵‍💫

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@lporiginalg That is interesting and would essentially mean that we’re partially different species all together. I know some Europeans have trace amount of Neanderthal DNA so it’s not impossible.

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@CatWorkers You now have a cat 😂

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