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@heyxava

2 years

Honestly I love that all of America is still in hysterics about the Astros. Just a bunch of grown ass adults having meltdown tantrums about “cheating” that they’re making up in their heads.

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@heyxava

2 years

I hope we sweep tomorrow mostly so I don’t have to see Bader suck on his mouthguard anymore.

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@heyxava

8 months

Manifesting a clean first inning from JV tonight

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@heyxava

3 years

My two moods

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@heyxava

3 years

I cannot believe we didn’t rehire him.

Jim Costa

@JimCosta_

3 years

AJ Hinch never had a losing season with the Astros. After 6 straight losing seasons they went 86-76 in his first year. Tigers have had a losing record 5 of the last 6 years. Now they’re 57-60 & Hinch has them climbing. This man is the real deal

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@heyxava

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Houston Astros

@astros

2 months

FINAL: Royals 11, #Astros 2

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@heyxava

4 years

Astros are still your 2017 World Series champions

dean 🦂

@DeanScorpion_

4 years

Drop a sports take you have that gets this type of reaction

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@heyxava

2 months

Starting the season 0-4 to our #5 starter who just made the rotation last week throwing a no hitter is the most Astros thing ever LMAOOOO

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@heyxava

1 year

Me trying to get picked at a Pena Pal

Mark Berman

@MarkBerman_

1 year

Jeremy Peña is bringing 5 kids to every Friday home game who’ll be “Peña Pals.” @Jpena221 will have fun w/ them during batting practice.Tonight’s group is from Spence Elem in the Aldine ISD. Each district will choose deserving kids for Jeremy based on grades,character,leadership

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@heyxava

8 months

Manifesting a calm, cool, and collected demeanor for Framber tonight ✨

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@heyxava

2 months

The Astros to win home games

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@stfuayen

3 months

Wtf do women want………………………….?

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@heyxava

3 years

Imagining these grown ass men going to buy poster board and markers and coloring these signs together going “we’re gonna own them so hard bro” 😂

Brendan Gulick

@brendangulick22

3 years

Nobody has been louder tonight at the ballpark than these two fans sitting behind the #Astros dugout. They’ve been giving Altuve and Gurriel “the business” all night. Hasn’t fazed them though, including as Altuve broke the game open with his grand slam. #Tribe down 5 in the 8th.

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@heyxava

2 months

Last time he did this we won the World Series. Just sayin. 🤷🏻‍♀️

Matt Kawahara

@matthewkawahara

2 months

Justin Verlander returned Friday and pitched the Astros to a win in his season debut. Two days earlier, teammates said, he also spoke in the wake of the team’s 6-14 start. His message? “Pretty much get our head out of our asses,” Mauricio Dubón said.

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@heyxava

2 months

THE ASTROS WON ANOTHER HOME GAME!

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@heyxava

9 months

Genuinely, with every ounce of sincerity I have in me. Go fuck yourselves. You tried to destroy a man for showing up one of your stars and your lies will follow him forever, no matter what. Fuck you, fuck Julio, fuck anyone who believes that lie.

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@Mariners

9 months

Final.

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@heyxava

2 years

Y’all better not embarrass us in front of George Strait tonight @astros

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@heyxava

3 years

I love the Astros. I get emotional over the Astros. But I would never beat someone bloody in front of my child over the Astros. I would never get arrested over the Astros. Y’all are so hysterical over something that happened four years ago you’re willing to risk charges over it?

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@heyxava

2 years

I hope LMJ changes gloves every inning tomorrow. It would crash this app.

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@heyxava

3 years

Did they blur out the “thank you White Sox fans” message on the screen 💀

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@astros

3 years

Team full of winners. #ForTheH

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@heyxava

2 months

I’ll never forgive Dana Brown for letting him leave.

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@nemaccer

2 months

“I miss him” and it’s just a sports player

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@heyxava

2 years

Mancini’s gonna hit one over the train tracks tonight. I feel it.

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@heyxava

4 years

This is why Astros fans are the best and it’s not debatable. ☺️

𝕁𝕒𝕜𝕠𝕓 🌟

@jakedc6

4 years

Throwback to when some lady dropped her hat at the Astros parade celebration and people helped get it back to her

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@heyxava

3 months

So glad Uncle Mike is sticking with us even in retirement. 🥹

Chandler Rome

@Chandler_Rome

3 months

Michael Brantley will throw out the ceremonial first pitch on Opening Day tomorrow at Minute Maid Park.

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@heyxava

8 months

Y’all beat the Rays and are about to go play the Orioles but all you can think about are the Astros 😂 I absolutely love that a single tweet from Brian McTaggart could rattle this entire organization so badly

Joey Hayden

@_joeyhayden

8 months

Nobody show the Astros or anyone in the general Houston area the Rangers celebrating. I dont know if their hearts can take it.

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@heyxava

3 years

Joe Kelly’s wife posted a cute family picture on Instagram and still had to make a comment about the Astros. Real weirdo stuff.

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@heyxava

5 months

(narrator voice) They were not, in fact, ready to rodeo.

Cleveland Browns

@Browns

5 months

ready to rodeo

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@heyxava

1 month

Diamondbacks game delayed due to a bee swarm, Phillies have a cat run into their dugout, an all out brawl at the Rays game, and the Astros walked off the Guardians. What a wild baseball day yesterday was.

Jomboy Media

@JomboyMedia

1 month

CAT ON THE LOOSE

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@heyxava

2 years

I’m obsessed with this jersey 😍

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@heyxava

2 years

Getting a lot of followers this morning. If you’re new here, just know that I tweet about the Astros, my dogs, and how much I hate republicans. If that’s cool with you, welcome. 🤝

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@heyxava

1 month

Honestly valid. You couldn’t pay me to wear a Rangers hat.

Baseball’s Greatest Moments

@BBGreatMoments

1 month

Ben Affleck once shut down the production of "Gone Girl" because he refused to wear a Yankees hat in the movie. They ended up compromising with a Mets hat…

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@heyxava

3 years

Walked into my Mom’s thinking we were just having Sunday lunch. It was an @astros themed belated 30th birthday party for me 🥺

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@heyxava

1 year

I can’t believe they only posted this on Facebook 😂😂😂

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@heyxava

5 months

I’ll always remember him for the “get your shit together” meeting that ended up winning us the 2022 World Series. Thanks for everything, Uncle Mike. 🫡

Talkin’ Baseball

@TalkinBaseball_

5 months

Michael Brantley has announced his retirement, per @jonmorosi

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@heyxava

1 year

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@heyxava

1 year

Progress update: I’ve lost 80lbs. 😌

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@heyxava

2 years

My dude @blummer27 wanted to say “this is bullshit” so bad 😂 it’s okay, we were all thinking it

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@heyxava

4 years

Good morning to Astros twitter only 😇 @lmccullers43 the whole city of Houston is behind y’all tonight, let’s do this!

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@heyxava

9 months

JV too 😂 I love these guys so much

Ben Wissink

@b_wissink

9 months

Abreu’s reaction to the Rangers losing is amazing lmaooo

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@heyxava

3 years

Roses are red Houston sports fans are going through it HERE’S A GROUND BALL, RIGHT SIDE COULD DO IT

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@heyxava

1 month

*record scratch* *freeze frame* Yep, that’s me. You’re probably wondering how I ended up here.

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@heyxava

1 month

My dogs when I ask if they want to go outside

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@heyxava

2 years

Machete might be one of my all time favorite Astros

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@heyxava

2 months

YORDAN FIRST HOME RUN OF THE SEASON LETS GOOOOO

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@heyxava

3 years

My coworker literally rescheduled a doctors appointment so I can leave early today to watch the game 🥺 I didn’t say anything or ask him to, he just knows how much I love the Astros and didn’t want me to miss it. 😭

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@heyxava

11 days

Today, old friend.

Alden González

@Alden_Gonzalez

11 days

BREAKING: Astros starter Jose Urquidy, recently pulled off his rehab start, will soon see Dr. Keith Meister in Dallas and could be headed for a second Tommy John surgery, sources tell me and @JeffPassan .

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@heyxava

2 years

This Jeremy Peña fellow might be good at baseball

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@heyxava

4 years

@LMcCullers43 @Mike_Anthony13 @BauerOutage Clevinger knows a thing or two about cheating.

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@heyxava

3 years

The only way officiating can be this bad is if it’s on purpose. 🤷🏻‍♀️

tori

@toririzvi

3 years

embarrassing @MLBUA

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@heyxava

3 years

The Astros are dick slapping again, you love to see it.

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@heyxava

3 years

Damn but y’all painted that mural for him though

Los Angeles Dodgers

@Dodgers

3 years

The Los Angeles Dodgers declined RHP Joe Kelly’s option for the 2022 season.

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@heyxava

2 years

Tf did we do to Hawaii 😂

FAX Sports: MLB

@MLBONFAX

2 years

Nationals "fans" will always be bitter and jealous towards Braves Country. Sad

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@heyxava

3 years

As angry as I am about how last night went and the comments that were made by the sore winners, I can’t help but think about this quote from Altuve. We know who our boys are, and I hope they go out there today looking to prove us right.

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@heyxava

4 years

This assumes we care what other fans think. We do not.

Mike

@MikeWhalen_

4 years

Astros fans... does it hurt more to know that you waited your whole life to watch your team win the World Series all for it to not even count in the minds of 95% of baseball fans?

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@heyxava

2 months

We’re literally in Chicago, tell him to walk over to the visitor’s clubhouse

Ari Alexander

@AriA1exander

2 months

League source confirms Cubs will DFA 1B Garrett Cooper. Cooper is hitting .270/.341/.432 (.774 OPS/115 OPS+) with 1 HR and 6 RBI in 12 games.

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@heyxava

5 months

I have my lucky game day outfit on! If yall hear a noise in the distance it’s me screaming GO TEXANS from Savannah GA!

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@heyxava

2 months

Sigh.

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2 months

FINAL: Royals 4, #Astros 3

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@heyxava

4 years

Why do fans of other teams think we care when they call our championship “meaningless”? Of course it means nothing to you...you’re not an Astros fan. Just like another team’s WS win means nothing to me because I’m not a fan of that team. But keep crying about it I guess lmao.

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@heyxava

10 months

@DomTheBombYT I love them so much 🍓🍓

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@heyxava

2 years

They posted this on Facebook too and the comments are all old white people angry that the *international* signings aren’t all white American kids 😂

Houston Astros

@astros

2 years

The Houston Astros have agreed to terms on contracts with 15 international free agents, including 12 players from the Dominican Republic and three from Cuba.

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@heyxava

9 months

😂😂😂

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@heyxava

2 years

This is how much this man loves Houston so what we’re NOT gonna do is doubt him. We love you back, Lance.

Lance McCullers Jr.

@lmccullers43

2 years

@astrofanforlife I love you guys. Thanks for the constant support. I hope to wear an Astros jersey my entire career and hope health days are ahead. Every athlete wants to be on the field every second they can be.

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@heyxava

3 years

Legalize gambling in Texas and turn it into a casino 🎰

Rich O'Toole

@RichOToole

3 years

Ok hear me out… we turn the Astrodome into a giant Buc-ee’s

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@heyxava

3 months

Win a home game or the bunny gets it

Houston Astros

@astros

3 months

Friday Night Lights coming soon 🤩 ⚾: 7:10 p.m. 🏟️: Closed 📺: @AppleTV 🎙️: @SportsTalk790 | Spanish: 93.3 FM

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@heyxava

3 months

I’m a woman and a democrat, I eat better pizza and have a bigger tv. Sucks to be you. 🤷🏻‍♀️

turtle

@ijustplayedfort

3 months

I feel so bad for women and democrats, they never get to know how good this feels

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@heyxava

4 years

That World Series run kept me alive after I lost my job in 2017 and I was so depressed I could barely move. If you think I’m going to feel anything other than love for my team you’re crazy.

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@heyxava

2 years

I LOVE MY CHEATING ASS BASEBALL TEAM

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@heyxava

3 months

We’re all gonna laugh about starting 0-4 when we’re lifting the World Series trophy at the end of the season.

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@heyxava

2 years

God said fuck this section specifically

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@heyxava

4 years

Imagine if the Astros disabled replies on one of their posts

Texas Rangers

@Rangers

4 years

Not today, trolls. Not today.

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@heyxava

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“We” 🥹

JJ Watt

@JJWatt

6 months

We get the uniforms back. That’s how this works, I don’t make the rules. Sorry, not sorry. Too bad, so sad.

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@heyxava

3 years

Sorry Oakland, it Bielak that sometimes

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@heyxava

2 years

@MLB @Mets @RaysBaseball @Brewers @Braves @Phillies @BlueJays @Padres @Dodgers @Yankees @astros The ones who just won the World Series

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@heyxava

3 years

If you see me at the game wearing zero Astros gear, just know it’s because I’m very superstitious. I’m doing this for us.

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@heyxava

1 year

Lots of angry homophobes in the comments. Gross. Go be a Rangers fan if this bothers you. ✌🏻

Houston Astros

@astros

1 year

10,000 fans will receive a pride mini backpack on Astros Pride Night next Tuesday 🏳️‍🌈

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@heyxava

4 years

Leave. Him. Alone.

Chandler Rome

@Chandler_Rome

4 years

Zack Greinke said he had "no thoughts at the moment" regarding the Astros sign-stealing scandal and its fallout.

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@heyxava

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Holy shit it was hot this morning

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@heyxava

3 months

Hey Dana - this is what happens when you don’t have a bullpen. Maybe letting Neris, Maton, and Stanek all walk away was a bad idea, idk. 🙄

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@heyxava

4 years

Good morning and happy Friday to Astros twitter only. Let’s get after it. 😊

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@heyxava

5 months

Ready to watch CJ lead us to the playoffs 🤘🏻 #WeAreTexans

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@heyxava

4 years

Lance McCullers is ten times the man Trevor Bauer is or could ever be.

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@heyxava

4 years

I hope every time Joe Kelly thinks he’s found a parking spot there’s actually a small car parked there so he has to keep looking

Faby

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4 years

I hope Joe Kelly gets a craving for some cookies so he grabs the package from his pantry and the package is empty

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@heyxava

2 years

Can I interest you in a nice cold CryPA?

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@heyxava

2 years

God it’s good to be an Astros fan.

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@heyxava

11 months

We have the pettiest admin in all of sports and I want them to know I love them for it

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11 months

That's what an out looks like.

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@heyxava

5 months

I just hope @CJ7STROUD knows how proud we all are of him.

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@heyxava

10 months

Yeah, I’m religious, I believe in the holy trinity

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@yomattycakes

10 months

Yeah, I’m religious, I believe in the holy trinity.

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@heyxava

1 year

“But what the Astros did is worse!” Either all cheating is bad or none of it is. There is no diet cheating. Arguing some cheating is fine as long as it’s not *this* specific cheating is 🤡 behavior.

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@heyxava

3 years

@Chandler_Rome Keep giving us the motivation. We love it.

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@heyxava

3 years

I survived 2005. This is nothing.

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@heyxava

4 years

Good morning and Happy Valentine’s Day to Astros fans only. 💙🧡

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@heyxava

3 months

I’ve seen a lot of bad umpiring in all my 20+ years of being a baseball fan. I don’t think I’ve ever seen a call as bad as this one. Holy shit.

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3 months

On what planet is this a ball?

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@heyxava

1 year

@DomTheBombYT How is ep 4 rated higher than ep 3? 🤨

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@heyxava

3 years

Joe Kelly getting rocked? Hate to see it

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@heyxava

9 months

Husband: You are NOT bringing that cup ho- Me: YES I AM!!!

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@heyxava

5 years

Remember when Yankee fans were chanting “Fuck Altuve”? Pepperidge Farm remembers. WORLD SERIES BOUND!!!!!!!

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@heyxava

7 months

Did I really run a 5k if I don’t post a medal picture afterwards?

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@heyxava

2 years

Thank you for giving us nine years of being the bestest boy. We love you forever. ❤️

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@heyxava

3 months

Every time this crosses my TL I watch it like 3-4 times. I’ll never forget when this happened and the bar erupted. Everyone was running around high fiving and hugging anyone they saw. I knocked my beer over jumping up from the table. I need this feeling again.

Houston Astros

@astros

2 years

YORDADDY TO THE MOON.