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Hisham

@heydudeimhisham

2 years

England's Barmy Army 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🎺

@TheBarmyArmy

2 years

If you could watch only ONE CATCH for the rest of your life, what would it be?

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Hisham

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4 years

When Harry, Ron, and Hermione were gonna leave the common room in The Philosopher's Stone

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@pIaymaking @CallumCFC_ Nah I'm not standing for this Giroud disrespect. Swap his name for Mendy man respect Giroud

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@justinav @LaughingAtLeft @jantoin @jk_rowling @thesundaytimes She still hasn't apologised or deleted the tweet. That shows how vile she is

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@StuJones94 @SFC_Copey Flying Etihad tonight. Going to enjoy this victory. Champions of the Air. We know what we are

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2012 David Luiz had some serious juju

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Ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahaha ffs

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@llacceyy @justinav @LaughingAtLeft @jantoin @jk_rowling @thesundaytimes She's nothing but a shameful virtue signalling fraud

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@suspiriadam @BenJoyceFoot

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@tweetshaee @nancebyezan Poop is stored in the butt cheeks

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@NocturnalSeraph @triviaIsublime @notshelleyjo

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@_kennythoughts His old "was a former rugby player who got kicked out of the league for being too rough" gimmick

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@llacceyy @justinav @LaughingAtLeft @jantoin @jk_rowling @thesundaytimes Enjoy the harsh truth I'm so glad I don't believe her shit anymore

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@connor_j_mc pizza and calzones are my favourite Indian food @ShivAwesome @thebrown_god @PraladPrasad

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@notpeterchang @Sanchovies @MickShakerFries Time to double down on the "4 inches is average" propaganda

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@heydudeimhisham

2 years

@cdiasmd @TRykerblaze That's not a new style. It's Qui Gonn's stance. He did it to bait Maul to try the same move he did that killed Qui Gonn

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@MakThatGuy Jordan Peterson number 1 on that list

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@coffeevalentino @yasadly Wait so it's not acceptable anymore to use Instagram's premade filters?

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4 years

@Wheddsta @BenJoyceFoot and you're telling me UberEats Ligue 1 isn't having an influence on world football?

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7 years

@lordflaconegro @Clutchbrook Then it's extra cool. Which Christian doesn't want a handjob from Jesus?

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This one

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@patricktheheel Punk and AJ feud where Punk claims responsibility for the success of Bullet Club because he got Festus of the pills is so, so needed

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@patricktheheel People really doubt a story primarily bring written by Paul Heyman. It's unreal

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@heydudeimhisham

4 months

@Justin_SofOK Every time I have to hear that story:

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5 years

@jon_banyard @EICrisco This is the only real bit of tennis I've watched in my entire life, and it makes me think I might be missing out a bit. I like this guy

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3 years

He said:

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@ZG1999_ He's very likely concussed he probably does NOT remember a thing

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@TheOrtonGirl Lesnar interacting with other wrestlers? What the fuck? @ShivAwesome

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@sadieannerue @nancebyezan look at their facial expressions. I bet they were buying pink furry handcuffs so that she could cuff him

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@heydudeimhisham

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@llacceyy @justinav @LaughingAtLeft @jantoin @jk_rowling @thesundaytimes Way more reputable than MSM, who don't report on news because "it will cause islamophobia", or who organise fake protests

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@flameosumeet We get to start calling him Njogbelly again

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@thebrown_god @Skletch @nancebyezan Hate when this happens

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@Danny2001__ @CallumCFC_ Bold of you to assume she's going to heaven

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@lolanditslmao @GrumplessGrinch There's more

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3 years

i cannot stop quoting this bot-generated tumblr post

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@AlexFiveZero Omg what a tweet

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@heydudeimhisham

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@TriforceZard @ComplexPop No. People liked it because it was good. It wasn't Oscar worthy good. And it's and insult to Logan and Dark Knight if this gets the Oscar

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@dkmsully @iamcobbina He's either eating eggs, or trying to fertilise them. We can't stop this guy

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@ReneeYoungWWE @WWEGraves It's Rusev Day. It's a day of happiness

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@cihywastaken @coffeevalentino @yasadly I'm not about to download another app just so I can upload 2 or 3 pics a year

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4 years

This will never not be funny

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@WoeisJesus @fatpussyhex I can fully picture you, unironically saying this @twinkychad

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@sheerfredattack @hashbrownlady

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@BleacherReport @Clutchbrook official company twitters in 09 was the best because twitter wasn't a serious website then

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@heydudeimhisham

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@AndrewTurmer @liam_twomey Our usual taker wasn't on the pitch so it was a good idea since I don't think anyone else really knew who was gonna take the pen, esp since Mount wasn't even on the pitch

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@FoxNews HIS NAME IS HEATH SLATER. SAY. HIS. NAME. HE'S. GOT. KIDS.

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@SADGllRL @danad0ll "HARAM THIS POSE" AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH

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@patricktheheel Consistent gear design but with slight colour changes, like Randy, or 2nd WWE run Christian

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@Tv09337856 @Ken73624588 @mrsDBE @VarunKumbiyanda @CatchUpFeed They're talking about this guy in the video, who said he's Korean

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@bannadi1 @utdreport It is. Manchester isn't India fam. They can't just bribe everyone and make them deal with it

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@fuckusernamejor @patricktheheel It was the infamous projector match. I think everyone's trying to forget about it. I'm just waiting till Randy retires and does the podcast thing so he can tell us whose idea it was

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@heydudeimhisham

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@Iuis22 @NicholasPas5 Wasn't a German Suplex. Was just a regular back suplex. She was fully naked though that bit was right

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@heydudeimhisham

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God I miss Lio Rush

On This Day in WWE

@OTD_in_WWE

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#OnThisDayInWWE 5 years ago on #WWERaw : The promo writers did Bobby Lashley so bad...

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Messi's autism comp hasn't been on the timeline in a while

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@jamiewiIkinson But on a more serious note, it's actually incredible that those tweets are real, and have been up until only an hour or two ago

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@glory2naima @hr97__ If you took the dinner with him, you'd know what it means

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@creamygoodness_ @GranitJacka

" GUV "

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its fucked up how there are like 1000 christmas songs but only 1 song aboutr the boys being back in town

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This guy's having sex with the worst superhero ever!

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@SwoopSquadSG Ffssss this deadarse looks like those fake YouTube thumbnails

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@CallumCFC_ Tbf to them, Gunnersaurus WAS a paedophile who plays with little children. He would famously take them to the Emirates, where he would sexually abuse them

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He's a French footballer. This is EXACTLY the type of culture that would attract Mbappe to Liverpool

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@Sanchovies I'm shitting myself guys @notpeterchang @MickShakerFries

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@OliCFC97 @PrimeRegista Respect Billy the masseuse?

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@patricktheheel Did she say "these nuts"???

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3 years

Because you keep losing to everyone?

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The reason we’re ‘10th’

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@lethalluz @djb4sil

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@realDonaldTrump

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Healthy young child goes to doctor, gets pumped with massive shot of many vaccines, doesn't feel good and changes - AUTISM. Many such cases!

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Hisham

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Life finally imitating art

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Subway is offering free sandwiches for life to someone who is willing to legally change their first name to ‘Subway.’ The contest will choose a random winner, who will then be given $750 to go through with the name change and cover legal fees.

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@MakThatGuy Nah man I have GOT to see City win now just to see non football twitter reacting to Lukaku crying

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4 years

@JovanRodriguez @bIondiewasabi nice

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@heydudeimhisham

2 years

@cdiasmd @TRykerblaze That's irrelevant. The gif I posted shows Qui Gonn prior to the start of the fight, which indicates his preferred lighsaber form is Ataru. Obi Wan started with his Soresu stance, and then switched to the Ataru stance prior to his duel with Maul on Tattooine. Then Maul literally -

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@heydudeimhisham

5 years

This is literally those BangBros videos. It's life imitating art

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8 years

@abbn0rmal_ @SpearMeEdge I am confused af I assume this has nothing to do with the Department of Motor Vehicles...

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3 years

Ffssss

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@nogodbutarceus @myrrlyn He wasn't the step-dad. He was the dad who stepped up

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@heydudeimhisham

2 years

@officialosi @PrewettPaul We really ruined him, didn't we

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@heydudeimhisham

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@lukasbattle @danad0ll need to show this to my parents when they get pissy because I didn't message them for like 24 hours

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@DillonMcNifff @CallumCFC_ Elite target man

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4 years

Harry Potter, thinking about who he wanted to ask out:

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cho is better and isn't a dickhead. Simple really

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@Karriem15 "so this is the part of the yard you need to water daily" - Undertaker @ShivAwesome

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@osmansaid28 @ForzaChelsea8 Here it is

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@poutykittn @GumpBoyy @softzzzzz true, but Daniel and his friend weren't being disrespectful or anything bad, they were just having fun

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@LoftusCheeked @FuckBoris_UKGov The final is just really fun because you know you've won it before they even kick off

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@llacceyy @justinav @LaughingAtLeft @jantoin @jk_rowling @thesundaytimes Mainstream media

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@bpassela @SkySportsF1

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It's these hours rn

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4 years

He was just flaunting it

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Hisham

@heydudeimhisham

6 years

@IntoTheBarrier it's for emergency services if there's a crash. So they know who to save first

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@heydudeimhisham

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@flameosumeet @ckaay_13 Yeah I'm pretty sure you still have to go up to GCSE's (15/16) in English Academies. Fairly certain it's illegal to stop school before finishing it

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@heydudeimhisham

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"I can accept Racism, but I draw the line at missing a spot kick"

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