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2 years
It appears Will Smith’s marriage is open to everything except JOKES
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The communists are identifying with literal insects again
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“We bombed the wrong Palestine”
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“You know what would really impress her, if I walked up to that screaming black guy and showed some heckin empathy.”
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2 years
The Christian Bale Political Compass
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“Oh you’re so foreign, you’re so much better than us. Yes. I want billions more of you. We’re so lame and dumb but not you, you’re perfect.”
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These ads are just embarrassing
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egirl political compass
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my dude looted for Star Wars Legos lmao
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4 years
Oh my God, it even has a watermark.
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7 months
Not only was he wrong about who would kill him, he didn’t guess the correct weapon either lol
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8 months
One game lets you impregnate an elf the other lets you romance your hr representative
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3 years
“Ahem yeah this is President Trump. Bigly. Yes. Launch everything at Israel. Yes that’s an order. Based.”
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2 years
Finally remembered who this dude reminds me of. It’s uncanny.
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incel joker: relatable, loveable, memeable, great dancer zoomer joker: hideous, ugly, irish
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what evil monomaniacal billionaires spend their money on in fiction vs irl.
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The age of facts is over, the time for feelings has begun!
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2 years
Ironic, Achilles’ heel was his weakness. But it was his fiancé who was repeatedly speared.
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2 years
You made your last anti-bodega tik-tok kid, sorry you got twisted up in an organic expression of culture. From where you’re shopping it must seem like a bad Trader Joes deal. The truth is, we love chopping it up to “Oya Como Va”
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“It’s thinking… here’s how Bernie can still win.”
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How the fuck are Americans THIS embarrassing during a war and they’re not even fighting it? How the fuck is that even possible?
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4 years
Our president turned himself into a pink Wojak.
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Yo Elon, I got cumgroyper on line 7. He has some ideas for the site I think you should hear.
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>British police when you make a loud noise. >British police when that loud noise is a girl getting gang r*ped.
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Press B for Banzai
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i fucking hate conservatives so much its unreal, god damn these losers suck
@TheCalvinCooli1
The Calvin Coolidge Project
1 year
🚨Breaking News: Vivek Ramaswamy is officially running for President as a Republican in 2024.
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Marlboros and cold Coors beer, never even seen a seed oil in their life.
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4 years
“Son please come down, your check from the President is here!”
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>Zionists realizing their only ally in 50 years is going to be India
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3 years
>when the revolution isn’t subsidized
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Weird how everyone is just referencing pop culture, wonder why that is.
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Yes Amazon’s degradation of LotR is going to be painfully awful. The good news is that it’ll conjure the greatest renaissance of LotR posting in years.
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“Leave the libtards to me father.”
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In an effort to soften Grand Theft Auto’s toxic storylines Rockstar Games have promised a more racially and sexually diverse cast of characters the player can use to rob, maim, assault and kill total strangers.
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The conflict in Ukraine is minimal. I’ve been told it’s equivalent to an evening in East Chicago.
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Dude at work is convinced Putin is invading Ukraine to help Trump win re-election
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I hate this pyramid scheme grindset shit so fucking much. It’s entire pathos is just a sub continental club promoter / part time drug dealer.
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“Uh oh, the election inspector has arrived.”
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“Where Lenin went, I will follow.” *turns his brain into slurry*
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>when that girl you really like makes a shitty joke
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The first miracle of America’s newest religion, right on cue.
@PopSci
Popular Science
4 years
COVID-19 infection rates actually decreased in places that experienced #BlackLivesMattter protests.
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“I’m going to bomb another hospital.” “No, help yourself. $36,000 a bomb, please enjoy it.”
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Six billion dead Bajorans is sad Captain, but it’s really only Cardassian on Cardassian violence.
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“BigChungus420, animefeetsniffer and ZoomerGroomer are just a few of the financial terrorists who have sunk this great American economy.”
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how every history guy started off
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I was short enough. I was French enough. But it was Putin, who was this century’s Napoleon.
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I’m laughing.
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"Hey club, welcome to the kid." "...."
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Dear Wife, I return from the campaign in two weeks. Don’t wash.
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I hab put a hunded mentos treets into yur sodapop Giegachab. Goobye, my ole freb. RET*RDJCHAD NO WHAT HAVE Y-
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Bernie Bros realizing internet harassment doesn’t work against a candidate who doesn’t know what the internet is
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🎶 aMeRiCaS LiEk A vIdeO gAmE 🎵
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Martyr Made has an Asian wife, lol.
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Ian, what’s going on big guy? Your wife has an Onlyfans.
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Journalist Josh Kruger finally landed a big news story… his DEATH!
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its cool that rw twitter is (once again) the only force in the western hemisphere that has the correct opinion on the topic du jour. by cool i mean increasingly alarming to the point to despair.
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the cia, fbi, capital police and the secret service trying to remember who’s turn it was to deliver the adrenochrome.
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National divorce enthusiasm is the death rattle of conservatism. They retreated from the universities, surrendered their cities, fled from the culture. Giving up the country is the only thing left for them to give up.
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Pixar… what are you green-lighting?
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Brothers in Azov, we must secure the existence of our Jewish president and a future for mulatto children.
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Well the author certainly has a face that screams “i’m not afraid of child sexuality”.
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Reddit Country
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@emrazz
feminist next door
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@samghonfl How to understand that both started on Reddit amongst incel types who decided to make a collaborative effort to fuck with people more or less just because.
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Psst hey Anon. I put Northman in theatre 14 and gave you the 88th seat. Enjoy the kino buddy.
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Powerful and true, thank you @AndrewYang .
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Midway through his embarrassing incoherent screeching for Israeli’s right to blood and soil, @jordanbpeterson took a moment to remind everyone that Europeans can’t have homogenous societies. Which makes his lunatic ramblings all the more insane.
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update: he saw it
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A student of mine, very bright guy, very handsome, he comes up to me and says, “Trump Buddha, what can we know when we are nothing?” I say, and believe me I just thought this up, totally unprepared for this question, which was so excellent, I said, “Dont worry about it” Its true!
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Less than a month in being a manlet and Ellen’s already doomer posting.
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I’m 99% sure this is an AI generated image, this dude doesn’t exist
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This dude really is the Platonic form of a degenerating ruling elite
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Aha, and there it is.
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let’s try blotting out the spinning wheel, that’s a neat trick!
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Kids: Dad why were we born? Me: *lies*
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Did you ever think, hey, how lucky are we that the good guys won every war that’s ever been fought?
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“Yes it’s movie theater stock but if we get a thousand more investors Robert has assured me AMC will be bringing back the crab leg specials.”
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All he had to do is cross the street. He had to break the very first micro-aggression that’s been taught to continue living and he couldn’t do it.
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Europoors would rather protest a murder an ocean away than stop a r*pe nextdoor.
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Few images incapsulate the modern geist so perfectly. That the reaction to it is one of celebration and not abject horror says all that it needs to. Congrats on your liberation.
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Hot SINGLE elf GIRLS are TRAPPED in HYPERBORIA and they’re BORED longing for ONLINE RACISTS to RESCUE them from mundane OFFICE jobs.
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>tfw everything is just going to get worse >tfw everything is just going to get worse
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New favorite ad of mine
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pray for my future wives fellas
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I will say this. That the monoculture has churned every lib brain into a wisecracking Marvel character makes for genuinely hilarious moments when something terrible happens to them.
@JoshKrugerPHL
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The Dilbert dude is like Nostradamus. Look at this prediction from 2020. Wow. Eerie.
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>terrifying desk
@TelegraphWorld
Telegraph World News
2 years
Picture 2: The televised address 📞The phones: Despite being a former spy, Putin is also an inveterate technophobe, who reportedly hates mobile phones and computers
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there's no reason on earth why this tweet has so many likes, it's a bad tweet. it's not good fellas.
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(it’s real btw)
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“How a jewish trans comedian and anarchist coffee shop owner are reclaiming self defense for the left”
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Well done fbi, couldn’t do it without you!
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@BBCWorld
BBC News (World)
2 years
Anne Frank betrayer identified after 77 years, researchers claim
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liberals not obsessing about a guy’s penis during an argument challenge (impossible)
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Man… if this is real… they absolutely poisoned those wells lmao.
@The_Real_Fly
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6 months
MISSING PERSONS POSTERS 5500 MILES FROM MISSING PERSONS NOW BOOBYTRAPPED WITH RAZORS ***
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I. AM. ALIVE. Hmm, we’ll see. Here’s your final test: paint a neoclassical portrait of thick elven milkmaid, with tonnes of cleavage.
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YOURE GUNNA STAUP WATCHIN SAILA MOON AN YOU AN I ARE GUNNA SIR DOWN AN WATCH BURSERK AN GUNDAM. JOHNNY TRILOLI’S SON WATCHED SAILA MOON AN NOW HES A CATGURL
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Rooftop Gamers.
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If you think the “warrior’s ethos” extends to people who cut the faces off of their competition. You’re brown.
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He died like a true american soldier, for another country and for a foreign people.
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