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1 year

I can’t believe bedtime used to be a punishment

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2 years

So tomorrow is Monday again ? I can’t keep living like this.

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henry joce

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1 year

Imagine getting off a 10hr shift & going home to kids…. I'd walk right past them

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henry joce

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3 years

Do you remember when we used to go out until 5am??? Now look at us. Yawning before midnight. Shameful.

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3 years

Am i stupid or does anyone else hold off having their lunch break for as long as possible? So then when i get back I have less time until i finish?????

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1 year

when you open a snack and you hear paws running your way 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

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henry joce

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3 years

It costs £0.00 to chew with your mouth shut

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henry joce

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3 years

Nothing hurts more than ordering a cocktail you haven’t had before and it tastes like pure shit.

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henry joce

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2 years

the shape of pasta definitely changes the taste idc

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henry joce

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4 years

Some of you never spent hours at the kitchen table crying as your dad shouts ‘WHAT IS 3 TIMES 7?’

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henry joce

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4 years

Fajitas is one dinner you can always rely on to do bits. Absolutely unreal.

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henry joce

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2 years

cooking together is NOT romantic, MOVE out my fucking way

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henry joce

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3 years

You really get 4/5 hours after work before you have to prepare for bed, to go to work again... it’s actually a scam lol

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henry joce

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3 years

If you’re a bloke there’s no chance of having the comfy chair when going for food with your bird 😂 always stung with the horrible chair on the outside

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henry joce

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3 years

“Yeah, Nah” = Me, disagreeing “Nah, Yeah” = Me, agreeing

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henry joce

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4 years

Magic stars are elite and I won’t be told different

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henry joce

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4 years

A lodge weekend away somewhere chilled with a hot tub is needed

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henry joce

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2 years

I feel like chocolate people get dessert and crisps people get starters

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henry joce

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4 months

Quite enjoyed me time off over Christmas. Shall we all quit our jobs

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henry joce

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2 years

i say “no worries if not!” knowing full well that if not, there will be worries

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henry joce

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3 years

Btw it costs £0.00 to have basic manners and respect

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henry joce

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2 years

Who else’s Mum leaves toiletries on the stairs to be taken up to the bathroom?

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henry joce

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1 year

Can we normalise being quiet in the morning

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henry joce

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4 years

Cocktails dates are the best dates and I won’t be told different

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henry joce

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1 year

I think going to a rage room would be very beneficial to me

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henry joce

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1 year

I don’t know why I blamed Christmas for being fat. I was fat in July.

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henry joce

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1 year

when you get sent tiktoks to watch it’s like friend homework

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henry joce

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2 years

I love asking people what they are having for dinner

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henry joce

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3 years

People who have no desire to travel and see the world scare me

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henry joce

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2 years

Poppadoms and mango chutney never fails does it, elite combo

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henry joce

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2 years

The sound of someone snoring drives me fucking crazy

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henry joce

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2 years

Everyday I ask myself are people dumb or do I just get irritated easily lol

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henry joce

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1 year

Can’t stand it when you offer someone a cup of tea and they say yes

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henry joce

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4 years

A cocktail and hotel date is very much needed

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henry joce

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2 years

*opens eyes at 9 am* me: i can't wait to go to sleep tonight

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henry joce

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2 years

£10 here £10 there , next thing you know your £1k down

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henry joce

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2 years

You ever just get a sharp stabbing pain in one of ur organs and u think ah fuck its finally happening

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henry joce

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3 years

My biggest texting pet hate is when someone only answers part of the text. I’ve asked you three things why have you only answered one???

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henry joce

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1 year

*stays home* i should’ve gone out *goes out* i should’ve stayed home

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henry joce

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2 years

So annoying when you send a message that makes perfect sense and they just reply “what” like what do you mean what fucking read it

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henry joce

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3 years

The regret you feel after eating McDonald’s is criminal

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henry joce

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1 year

Can't believe how expensive being alive is?

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henry joce

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4 years

It’s actually mad how different your life could have been if you decided not to go out that one night

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henry joce

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2 years

nothing more annoying than touching the top of your screen as a notification pops up

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henry joce

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2 years

You ever just get into these "everything fucking annoys me" moods out of nowhere?😂😂

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henry joce

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3 years

“Do you want to go for food?”

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henry joce

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1 year

*opens eyes at 8am.* me: i can't wait to go bed tonight

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henry joce

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1 year

i have a “wtf is wrong with people” moment at least five times a day

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henry joce

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11 months

I love saying "absolutely not" saying "no" just aint enough for me

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henry joce

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3 years

“don’t cry it’s just a movie” the movie :

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henry joce

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1 year

that’s it? weekends over? monday tomorrow? i hate this life

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henry joce

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1 year

You can’t go wrong with a cup of tea. ill? Tea. Upset? Tea. Tea till I die.

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henry joce

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1 year

“I read something the other day” me referencing a TikTok I watched

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henry joce

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1 year

£1000 is behaving like £100 lately and no one is talking about it😭

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henry joce

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2 years

Magic stars are by far the best chocolate and no one can change my mind.

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henry joce

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1 year

I don’t understand my wardrobe. It’s full but I don’t have clothes 😭

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henry joce

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1 year

Seeing your pets excited to see you is the best feeling ever.

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henry joce

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1 year

I remember there was a time when I refused to download TikTok. Now look at me… full blown crackhead.

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henry joce

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1 year

my favorite part of the day is getting in my bed fr 😭 i love to sleep

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henry joce

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1 year

you know your life boring when you only wear work clothes & bed clothes 😭😂

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henry joce

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4 years

Birds who think they’re starting they’re own business but are actually joining a pyramid scheme.

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henry joce

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3 years

Men say “don’t start” and women hear “let’s get ready to ruuummmmbbbbbllllllllllleeeeeeeeeeee???”

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henry joce

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3 years

Do you screenshot the order confirmation too or are you normal

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henry joce

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10 months

have you ever been annoyed by someone’s mindset?? like you can’t believe they actually think like that??

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henry joce

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11 months

you relax for 15 minutes after work and next thing you know it’s 10pm

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henry joce

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1 year

it's me and my 4 hours sleep against the world.

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henry joce

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1 year

having to figure out what to eat daily is an enormous chore 😭

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henry joce

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1 year

“oh sorry i just saw your text” - me with a screen time of 11 hours per day

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henry joce

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1 year

ain’t nothing more awkward than someone showing you a video and it's not funny

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henry joce

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2 years

Leaving your towel on the heater while you get a shower really is one of the small victories in life

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henry joce

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8 months

Accepting u bout to throw up gotta be the worst feeling on gods green earth

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henry joce

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1 year

why do sunglasses look better on top of ur head than on ur face

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henry joce

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1 year

i be on tiktok laughing, ignoring all my life’s problems

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1 year

I need tik tok to scroll by itself for me while I eat

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henry joce

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4 years

Once you’ve matured you realise silence is more powerful than proving a point

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henry joce

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4 years

How quickly can you finish a family sized dairy milk?

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henry joce

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3 years

did you have a phase where you were obsessed with Cake Boss or are you normal

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henry joce

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3 years

Anyone else’s parents leave your car in gear after they use it or just mine? Sick of being thrown through the fucking windscreen

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henry joce

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1 year

What did people do before alarm clocks? Just go to bed like “hope I wake up in time for work tomorrow”

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henry joce

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2 years

These weekends are starting to feel a lot like lunch breaks

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henry joce

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3 years

Do I actually like soup or do I just see it as a chance to eat 8 slices of tiger bread.

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henry joce

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1 year

we went from April 1 to April 25 in 2 days

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henry joce

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4 years

Cocktails are a scam they taste like juice then the next minute you are on the floor

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henry joce

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3 years

My tolerance for people is at the lowest its ever been and it’s getting the lower by the day

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henry joce

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4 years

Halloumi is a gift sent from god

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henry joce

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4 years

My toxic trait is saying to myself “it’s only £20” 1000 times a week

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henry joce

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3 years

Imagine having the money to just quit your job and travel the world and do what the fuck you wanted

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henry joce

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3 years

if she laughs at her own jokes she a keeper

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henry joce

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1 year

Cleaning is fun when no one ask you to

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henry joce

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10 months

my problem is i always think i can get ready in 15 minutes when i have repeatedly proven that i can’t

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henry joce

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4 years

Fajitas are sexy af. Elite food

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henry joce

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3 years

who tf sees a tomato in their burger and keeps it there

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henry joce

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4 years

Weekend getaway to Paris or Amsterdam is needed

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henry joce

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4 years

Toxic trait - looking at stuff that I know will piss me off

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henry joce

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1 year

me ??????? obsessed ???????? with money ???????? yes

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henry joce

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3 years

girls will tell you they’re busy whole time she in her bed watching serial killer documentaries

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henry joce

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3 years

We need a day between sunday & monday

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henry joce

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2 years

a cold room at night & a cold room in the mornings are 2 different colds 😭😭

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henry joce

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11 months

washing ur face and water going down ur elbow is so sickening

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henry joce

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3 years

If she laughs at her own jokes she’s a keeper.

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