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Helen the Zen 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 💙 🍉

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Belligerent old lefty who shouts at Tories (both colours) on the radio. Retired teacher, half-hearted gardener, domestic slacker, writer of doggerel.

Wales

Joined October 2013

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Helen the Zen 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 💙 🍉

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While my father said grace, my maternal grandfather, Ernest, would whisper that Tories would starve working people for an extra sixpence profit - it should be the unions to whom we gave thanks for the food on our plates, not any God. He was right. Ernest died in February, 1976.

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I bought a house when I was 23. I was earning nearly £6k per annum, and the three bed semi cost £18,000. But then I didn’t have a Netflix account.

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I am haunted by the story of Hind Rajab. We must never forget.

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Years ago, owing to their mistake, I underpaid income tax by almost £200. They agreed to a monthly repayment as I was a single mum with two kids. When I changed banks, and the last payment didn’t clear, I got a letter threatening court action. The amount outstanding was £16.37.

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EXCLUSIVE: Richard Branson's Virgin Healthcare has paid no tax on £2billion NHS deals

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The naked face of the English establishment. Fuck them all.

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Andrew Roberts, UK House of Lords, praises the IDF for how many Palestinians it has killed. Not a parody.

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Ann Widdecombe is not a cuddly dancing grandma, she's a vicious far right horrorbag who insisted pregnant prisoners give birth in chains. (Also she fought against unionisation all her life until she had to do manual work for a week on a reality TV show, then she formed a union.)

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David Starkey, Boris Johnson, Nigel Farage, Katie Hopkins - all notorious racists, all made household names by the BBC.

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I had no idea Theresa May did karate.

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Lol

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When Dido Harding says she wants foreigners out of the NHS she’s not including US corporations.

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If this was a decent society, Rachel Riley would have been ostracised when she pulled this stunt.

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I find myself wondering if Carrie was induced so Johnson could have some more time off. Then I laugh because that’s absurd. Then I find myself wondering if Carrie was induced so Johnson could have some more time off. #PMQs

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For those applauding the local radio interviewers who tore Liz Truss into shreds this morning, this is what you get when journalists are not desperate to keep their lobby pass and be invited to the Spectator garden piss up.

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Ian Blackford didn’t call Johnson a liar, he asked him if he was a liar. Still the Speaker tells Blackford off, while he allows the PM to lie his arse off every week. #PMQs

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BBC News is obsessed with foreign holidays. If only they banged on about an underfunded NHS, child poverty or mental health waiting lists as much.

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Jack Monroe is right, I’m also tired of listening to food budgeting tips from a party lead by a man who won’t pay for his own takeaways.

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I don’t know if Captain Tom was a nice guy or not, although his family seem typical Tory grifters, but it was always wrong to treat the NHS as a charity - it should be a service provided by public sector professionals, free at the point of delivery, and funded by taxation.

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@Lowkey0nline @carolesmail56 That dismissive noise Charles makes, that world-weary grunt, is the sound of contempt.

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Why did the Zionist cross the road? So he’d have something else to lie and lie and lie about on the telly.

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🚨Police: I’ve already seen you deliberately leave the pavement and walk against this march…your comment is disingenuous whether you like it or not😮😮😮

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If the royals want a yacht they can sell a painting, a tiara or a couple of acres and fucking pay for it themselves. Get off our backs.

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Every single broadcaster has been rude and aggressive to the ever polite law-abiding Mick Lynch, including #C4News .

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0n the day we discovered that Priti Patel can’t read out a number that’s on the sheet in front of her, it seems fitting to remind the news programmes and the commentators that have they encouraged the ridicule of Diane Abbott since she got a number wrong more than two years ago.

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Phillip Schofield helped make the bed that perhaps over 50,000 people have died in, and only now does he get upset over government incompetence? To feck with you.

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America, where a woman’s right to choose is murder but a diabetic dying because they can’t afford insulin is freedom, where you can buy a semi automatic in a supermarket but have to go to a back street for an abortion.

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How quaint to describe it as an ‘affair’ when Johnson was using public money to pay Jennifer Arcuri for sex.

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Jennifer Arcuri 'admits to Boris Johnson affair'

Businesswoman appears to confirm relationship in interview with Daily Mail

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This monstrous bollocks is still up. I can only assume Rachel Riley is a vicious, bigoted, compulsive liar, unless maybe she’s too coked-up to find the delete button.

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I am not Muslim and I refuse to vote for a Labour leadership that condones the premeditated starvation of children.

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EXCL: Keir Starmer’s office has begun polling British Muslim voters amid growing concern in senior Labour ranks about damage done to their core vote by row over party’s position on Middle East.

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Does anyone still believe Johnson had life-threatening Covid?

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Corbyn told you two years ago, but your newspaper, your BBC, your journalists, they all drowned him out with lies and smears. #nhsprivatisation

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Sainsbury’s staff have worked throughout the pandemic, been abused by idiots because of toilet rolls, risked the health of their loved ones, and now Laurence Fox is trying to get them made redundant because he’s an attention seeking racist.

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Andrew Bridgen is living proof that certain parts of England will vote for a donkey’s penis if it has a blue rosette pinned to its foreskin. #gmb

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Wait, the one guy who stood up to Piers Morgan (that led to his storming off tantrum) was the weatherman?

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Openly welcoming Benjamin Netanyahu, the leader of an apartheid state. Absolutely disgusting.

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I understand Wetherspoons’ profits have plummeted. Good job Tim Martin has his doctorate in epidemiology to fall back on.

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I don’t think Trump is ‘unwell’, I think he’s old, fat, out of condition, not very bright and an absolutely disgusting human being. #TrumpIsUnwell

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People smirking at me and nudging each other because I wear a cotton mask in the supermarket. It’s coming. #SecondWave

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Mick Lynch is not militant, he’s calmly doing his job. #C4News

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Just fuck right off.

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The Princess of Wales has taken her children to volunteer at a baby bank where the young royals picked out Christmas presents for those in need 🎁🎄 Latest UK news:

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My lovely old dad died on Monday morning.

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@SaulStaniforth I used to think Madeley was a shoplifting idiot, now I think he’s a shoplifting idiot cunt.

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This bewildered woman is a government minister. We have to get the Tories out before they drown us all in their bullshit. #bbcqt

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Just caught Tom Tugendhat on the BBC describing Russia as a failing state robbed blind by its elite and nearly choked on my Kit Kat.

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It’s not incompetence, they’re not well-meaning lads making a few mistakes under enormous pressure, they’re dark-money funded, corrupt megalomaniacs who don’t give a toss about you, your kids, or your grandma. #ToryIncompetence

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@toadmeister @guardian I was threatened, pushed downstairs, punched, hit over the head with a lamp and kicked. My neighbours, who couldn't make eye contact afterwards, pretended they didn't hear. I've often wondered why they ignored my cries but now I understand, they were Tories like @toadmeister .

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This is a man who will actively destroy the lives of children, refugees, the disabled, the sick, the terminally ill and their families in a filthy whistle-blowing attempt cling to power.

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Mick Lynch has the patience of a saint with this drivel. @RMT are not losing my support. #GMB

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That Rachel Riley is happy to make her concern about an emoji public, while unashamedly unmoved by the massacre of children in Gaza, sums up her character perfectly. Hard to believe our media treat this trashy clothes-horse, minor celebrity as an ‘expert’ on racism.

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London’s burning. When Mayor Boris Johnson was challenged about his ten fire station closures he told Labour Assembly leader, Andrew Dismore, to ‘get stuffed’.

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Wakes up. Puts out recycling. Makes tea. Checks Twitter. Sees Piers Morgan is trending for attacking a young woman of colour. Just another day.

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The Met are not fit for purpose and the Home Secretary is a fascist.

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Ngozi Fulani founded a charity supporting survivors (victims) of domestic abuse. That’s a legacy. Sarah Hussey spent sixty years voluntarily carrying the lipstick of one of the richest women in the world. That’s not a career.

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Prince Andrew has set up a multi million pound company that does not have to submit tax returns with a fellow alleged sex offender who was sacked but never faced trial. What a country.

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Not surprised Rishi Sunak thought Darlington was in Scotland as geography is not his strong point - it’s only last year he thought he needed a US green card to be MP for Richmond.

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‘We have reminded Rachel of her obligations as a contributor to Channel 4 programming.’ In other words, we think we need Rachel Riley’s skin-tight short skirts and simpering grin more than we care about her blatant racism offending viewers.

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Accounts I now block without hesitation - Apartheid supporters Flag shaggers Bigots Misogynists Racists Terfs People who tell me not to swear so much Corbyn haters Rosen haters Markle haters Trump fans Monarchists Climate breakdown deniers and Twats. Have I missed anyone?

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Camilla is taking a holiday while her husband has cancer treatment because she’s just done 13 days of work for the very first time in her life. (And this is royal ‘work’, she’s not been hewing coal.) Astonishing. #AbolishTheMonarchy

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Downing Street reveal that Johnson was ill with food poisoning during the Susanna Reid interview in a shoddy move to make him the object of sympathy rather than the impoverished bus-travelling pensioner, Elsie. It’s another unprovable but certain lie. They have no shame.

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Rabb says home working is damaging the economy. Thatcher took an economy that depended on steel and manufacturing and turned it into one dependent on tuna baguettes. #Marr

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It’s quite lovely sitting with a brandy and watching in real time as ‘Queen’ consort Camilla’s reputation goes swirling down the toilet pan and off to the sewer where it belongs. #Spare

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Criticising a woman for being shit at her job when she is blatantly really shit at her job isn’t misogyny, Nadine Dorries.

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David Lammy ran like a chicken.

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It looks like hypocrisy, but it’s actually corruption.

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Iran's attacks on Israel are a reckless and dangerous escalation. They must stop. Israelis deserve to live in safety and security. We must avert a regional war.

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@GMB @piersmorgan Propaganda. At a time when Kensington Palace should be worrying about Phil, they’re panicking about the Oprah interview and busy running to the press with smears.

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You will need to show voter ID at a UK General Election but not for Scottish or Welsh Government elections because neither of those nations are run by actual fascists.

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I support the rail unions. Fuck off with your ‘holding the country to ransom’ Thatcherite bullshit. #C4News

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People have died, and will continue to do so, but #marr dismisses the criticism of the missing 38 days with ‘hindsight is easy’. What a disgusting, flippant attitude towards thousands of deaths.

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The English colonised Ireland then starved over a million men, women and children to death. That’s the tweet.

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Jo Cox was murdered and two children lost their mum. Nigel Farage was milkshaked and a bigot lost a suit. Stop comparing.

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It’s common knowledge that the trip to Barnard Castle took place on Mary Wakefield’s birthday, it’s a little less well-known that Cummings’ mother, Morag, also celebrates her birthday in April. Might that be why they went to Durham in the first place? #NotMovingOnTilDomHasGone

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I don’t know about you, Twitterland, but I’m not moving on. #cummnings

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This man, Jeremy Corbyn, is a good man. ❤️

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"It's a very strange supposition that you can't win an election because you promised to try and do something about child poverty. Poor people have votes as well, you know" @jeremycorbyn tells #Peston

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For those of you under 60, Maureen Lipman was famous in the 80s for appearing in an advert for a phone line (which was a monopoly - crazy times). Back then no one suspected she would turn out to be a fan of apartheid and the mass slaughter of brown children.

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For the many and not the few ❤️✊

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Helen the Zen 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 💙 🍉

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Sunak says postal workers shouldn’t ask for pay increases that the hard-pressed taxpayers cannot afford to pay, seemingly unaware that Royal Mail is privately owned. A twat and a liar. #PMQs

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Helen the Zen 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 💙 🍉

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I used to be in favour of taxing the rich, now I think we should eat them.

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Helen the Zen 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 💙 🍉

7 months

Unadulterated racism right there, live on air.

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Richard Madeley asks British Palestinian MP Layla Moran if she or her family knew about Hamas's attack before it happened #GMB

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Helen the Zen 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 💙 🍉

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Beth Rigby on Sky News seconds ago, describing Therese Coffey as the minister took a selfie outside No 10, ‘She’s actually quite lovely’. Ladies and gentlemen, this is our media.

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Helen the Zen 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 💙 🍉

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I am very tired of being labelled as a member of an institutionally racist party by people who implicitly support the politics of Windrush, the hostile environment, Yarl's Wood, Zac Goldsmith, Boris Johnson and Lynton Crosby. With all due respect, fuck off.

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Helen the Zen 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 💙 🍉

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Jeremy Corbyn has campaigned for human rights all his life, Jack Straw facilitated both illegal rendition and torture. End of discussion.

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Helen the Zen 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 💙 🍉

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‘Lots of people are happy with their broadband.’ ‘Lots of people are happy to pay for dental treatment.’ It’s almost like #Marr has never read the UN report on poverty in Britain, isn’t it?

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Helen the Zen 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 💙 🍉

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Wasn’t it Dominic Cummings who said he didn’t care if NI fell into the sea as long as Brexit got done? #C4News

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Helen the Zen 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 💙 🍉

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We don’t really need to ask why we will have the most deaths, do we? Herd immunity, late lockdown, no contact tracing, no testing, no PPE, early muddle, denial and a PM who stayed on holiday. #C4News

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Helen the Zen 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 💙 🍉

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There has never been anything gentlemanly or refined about Jacob Rees-Mogg, he has always been a fascist thug in a double-breasted suit and with old-Etonian, shoot-the-peasants, languidly arrogant accent, a quaint haircut and a salivating, grasping, ferocious greed.

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Helen the Zen 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 💙 🍉

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The two most abused MPs are Diane Abbott and Jeremy Corbyn. Funnily enough, neither has been mentioned. #PoliticsLive

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Helen the Zen 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 💙 🍉

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Please donate to the RNLI, if you can, to compensate for arseholes like this:-

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Helen the Zen 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 💙 🍉

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Diane Abbott has been on the side of the disadvantaged and the oppressed all her life. The Daily Express is a xenophobic, racist rag for arseholes, creeps and idiots.

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Helen the Zen 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 💙 🍉

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I’ve heard tributes to the late, great John Hume all day. Much praise for Blair and Major too, but no one has mentioned the contribution paid to the peace process by the marvellous Mo Mowlam. #C4News

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Helen the Zen 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 💙 🍉

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Piers Morgan, Dan Wootton, Rod Liddell, Kelvin Mackenzie. Scum.

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Helen the Zen 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 💙 🍉

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As Priti Patel reads out the numbers of the dead like an estuary automaton, a reminder that the good people of New Zealand are having routine operations, meeting friends in a bar and attending family weddings. #DowningStreetBriefing

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Helen the Zen 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 💙 🍉

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A little poem for Valentine’s Day. Labour is red Tories are blue Both soaked in blood And Biden is too.

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Helen the Zen 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 💙 🍉

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One of the easiest boycotts ever, along with Starbucks and McDonalds. #BoycottPizzaHut

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Helen the Zen 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 💙 🍉

5 years

Lots of people are saying this looks like Johnson used public funds to pay for sex. I'm not saying that, of course, but there are loads of people, good people, saying Johnson spaffed taxpayers' money on getting his leg over.

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Helen the Zen 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 💙 🍉

1 year

Thoughts are with the other passengers on Rosa Parks’ bus who just wanted to get home for dinner.

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Motorway protests are dangerous, extremely irresponsible & unlawful. Thoughts with the officer & family affected by this. Labour has long supported use of injunctions to stop dangerous protests. Wrong to put lives at risk in this way.

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4 years

Health workers who have died did not sacrifice themselves, they were exposed to danger by a hapless, profit-before-people government and its hollowed out NHS. #C4news

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Helen the Zen 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 💙 🍉

2 years

Johnson may not be popular with Tory MPs any longer, but Carrie has gone down well.

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Helen the Zen 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 💙 🍉

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Queen acts to protect brand by stripping grandson of title for moving to protect his family from our racist, muderous media. Queen acts to protect son, alleged rapist and proven friend of child abusers, still an HRH, Duke, Earl, Baron. Nice woman, our queen. #SussexRoyal

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Helen the Zen 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 💙 🍉

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Fifteen guests at a wedding while thirty are allowed to gather to wear tweed and shoot birds out of the sky. There’s your class war, right there. #covidbriefing

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Helen the Zen 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 💙 🍉

2 years

I don’t think Johnson bribed the Met, that would be shocking. I don’t think he needed to, and that’s even more shocking.

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Helen the Zen 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 💙 🍉

8 months

Chatted about the 20mph yesterday with a man who said ‘How many lives will it save, 10? That’s nothing.’ A retired man thinks getting somewhere a few minutes earlier is more important than 10 people’s lives. Maybe a child or two, a pregnant woman, someone’s dad. Horrible.

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Helen the Zen 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 💙 🍉

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Didn’t think it was possible to loathe Philip Schofield more… yet here I am.

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Helen the Zen 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 💙 🍉

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The aim of the Rwanda scheme is not to stop asylum seekers crossing the channel or to break the people traffickers, it’s to pander to the far right press and the racist vote. #C4News

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Helen the Zen 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 💙 🍉

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How come Bercow’s bullying is a big deal and Priti Patel’s bullying is not? Rhetorical.

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