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@hb_guru
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What item do you find the increase in price so annoying 😒?
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Since dem born you, have you eaten food prepared by your dad?
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Why do girls target stripping each other naked first when dem dey fight🤔😠
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Hope you no go dey avoid your pikin because of maths assignments...🙄🤔
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Between your Dad and your Mom who gave you the best beating of your life🤔
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Why are POS people not always happy when you want to withdraw N500🤔
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@hb_guru
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As a man, for this junction wetin fit make you no do again?🤔😳
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@hb_guru
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Are you matured enough to leave a wedding reception without eating🤔😏
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Every house has that person who always sing loud for no reason....🙄
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"Oga this your N50 no good" Me:(sharply i tear the gala), so how we go take do am now....😜
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Eat or Pass!🤔
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Eat or pass!🤔
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@hb_guru
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Marrying someone who is addicted to visit Prophets/Alfas is dangerous, they suspect everybody including themselves.... Abi wetin you think?🤔
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Why is it difficult for women to leave abusive relationships but easy to leave broke men?
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Having both parent still alive and together >>>>>>>
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Stop cleaning your hands with your parlor curtains...😌☹
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I remember my intro-tech teacher, that man too know how to flog!🫠
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Life no balance... 🙄😏
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A mechanic will never drive your car with care...🫠🥱
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Does your boo/bae hold your hand when walking in public or you just follow each other like soldiers wey dey parade ground...🤔😌
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You fit broke, but make sure you no owe people money. So you go fit get peace of mind waka for street and bus stop...👍
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@hb_guru
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Sometimes silence is not the best answer for a fool. Slap 👋the werey...
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@hb_guru
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How side chick go dey faithful pass housewife... 😉🤔
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@hb_guru
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When player raise hand like this, wetin E mean?🫠🫣
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@hb_guru
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Next move na to do leg-over!🫠😁
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You were once someone's sunshine..🫠 What happened?
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@hb_guru
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Some ladies only date guys that own a car...💔🤨
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@hb_guru
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Eat or pass!🤔
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@hb_guru
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Some people are just handsome/beautiful, shishi dem no get 🙄😏
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This thing dey go well with palmwine! 😋
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This! Kilishi or That! Suya
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Stop dating people's girlfriend....😔☹
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@hb_guru
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No use your loyal girlfriend play oh!✌️💖
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Eat or pass!🤔
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Benz to Benz! Na family matter!🫠🥱
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@hb_guru
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How do you sleep with people's girlfriend and still trust your own?🙄 Comrade
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When you think of marriage, what scares you the most?🫠
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Pls, caption this?🫠
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Eat or pass!🤔
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@hb_guru
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Plenty people don forget say fornication na sin...🤔😌
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Acting jealous while you are secretly cheating is witchcraft!😔🫠
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People will be assuming you have money because you don't beg...🫣🥱
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Once girl don see LED tv, AC and generator for your house.... Serious relationship don start be that!!!😌
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Rich man pikin go think say na workout!🫠
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This! Akara or That! Puff puff
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This!😋 That!😋
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This! 😋 or That!😋
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Wetin Musa no go see for gate....😛
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Please what’s TomTom and Bitter kola used for? 🤔
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Why you go toast girl collect number and refuse to call her?🫠
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@hb_guru
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Eczema for man body na dirtiness! Eczema for woman body na skin reaction! 🥺🥱
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Wish me well... 🙏 HBD to me!🎂🎊
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Fact about this 👇?🤔
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You get mansion for heaven, and you dey struggle to pay house rent for earth.😊
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Who is always texting/calling you every day to make sure you're okay?🫠🤗
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Some Ladies na expert for converting 3days stew to concoction rice...😌
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Na who she dey deceive 😂🤪
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This 👇👇 or That👇
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I need suggestion on business idea i can start with 400k...
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With eba or fufu?🤔
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Go school, you say na Scam!🫠
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This! or That! 😋
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Which Nigerian language do you think is the easiest to learn?🤔
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"Have you eaten?" And she reply with No Wetin i go talk next?😒🤔
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Nigerians go use remote lock car and still use hand to confirm...😌😂
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French government dey panic because of bedbugs...🫣🙂
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What are your thoughts about polygamy?🫣
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Hopefully, you will be lucky this weekend!🫣🫠
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Na only cultist people like bitterleaf soup!🫠
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At your age, you still dey fear dog 🐕🫣🫠
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Na very stupid thing to lose a loyal person..📌
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Stay positive, but get Plan B! ✌️❤️
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Na here cheating start...😕
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Stop spending the money that's not yet in your account.... Stopeet ✋️
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Mad people plenty for street 🤣🤪
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Do you have a bestie?😋
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No relationship is worth damaging your mental health...😒
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Words you hate during chatting🤔
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Are you ready to fall in love again? 💘💗
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To keep a secret is hard!🫠 What do you think?
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Na only God know why some men dey cry for their wedding day.
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Person go dey go through a lot and still dey add weight 😒
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Na here be the headquarters of corruption!🫠
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You and your boyfriend get issue, you dey call all men scum..🫠🥱
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Aunty, no be everyone dey destined to marry rich husband some of you are destined to help your husband get rich...📌
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This!🫠 or That!🫠
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Do you believe in voodoo and juju?🫠
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Who's your favorite 🤔 Jackie Chan or Bruce Lee
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Can you marry someone who once dated your friend?🤔🫣
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For your 👂ears, pick one!🤔
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Muslims dey travel go mecca.... Christian dey travel go Jerusalem... Where native doctors dey travel go🤔
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This!😋 or That!😋
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Aunty, having a sugar daddy when you don't know your real father is risky📌
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This!🫠 or That!🫠
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Eat or pass!🤔
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Eat or Pass!🤔
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3 miss calls don dey enough, unless the person dey with your kidney..🥱🫠
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When you start to dey pay house rent, you go understand why "the prodigal son" run go back him Papa house!🫠🫣
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When it comes to Data, which network dey give you joy?🤔
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