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harry x

@harryjonesxx

3 years

I’ve made it !! Am in bits !! Just ordered a Diana xx

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2 years

cant believe she came, she killed the queen, she crashed the pound, and she left.

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11 months

Hey Charlotte! Did you watch the film?

Dr Charlotte Proudman

@DrProudman

11 months

If barbie really wanted to embody feminism, Greta Gerwig should have chosen lead stars that don’t conform to hyper-feminine and masculine ideals. Where’s the representation of women of colour, women who aren’t size 0 and don’t look perfect on this billboard? There isn’t.

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3 years

I don’t know what I sent to Kerry Katona at half 2 this morning but I’m glad she liked it

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3 years

I remember going to my GP a couple of years ago and telling her that I wanted to throw myself off a bridge and she asked me if I had tried Headspace x

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10 months

Someone has just offered £2 for an item I’ve got listed for £3 on Vinted and I can not describe the RAGE that is coursing through my veins JUST FUCKING BUY IT. ITS THREE QUID.

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harry x

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2 years

A group of boys accidentally kicked a ball near me in the park and asked me to kick it back to them

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harry x

@harryjonesxx

5 years

you’ve literally slashed mental health funding by £650m you wretched little bitch

Theresa May

@theresa_may

5 years

Last night we lit Downing Street in green to mark the start of #MentalHealthAwarenessWeek . We must all work together to make sure that looking after our mental health is as natural and positive as looking after our physical health.

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harry x

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2 years

Shelled out £80 to be told my cat is stressed because I've been home more often than usual 🙂

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harry x

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2 years

Does anyone know a good shop to buy American sweets in central london? Can’t find one anywhere x

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4 years

me: also me:

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harry x

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5 years

i can be petty too bitch xx

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harry x

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3 years

Me at 9.03am

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3 years

Starving child begging for food, 1901

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harry x

@harryjonesxx

3 years

Never forget when my stepdad bought my mum a Tiffany bracelet, wrapped it in 80p wrapping paper and stuck THE ENTIRE RIBBON BALL on it because he didn’t realise you had to curl your own ribbon 😭

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harry x

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3 years

Piers Morgan talking loudly over a woman who is well educated in her field to tell her that she is ‘spouting rubbish’ on #InternationalWomensDay of all days is really quite remarkable.

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harry x

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4 years

Was talking about A Star Is Born and my stepdad goes “is that the one with Lady Gaga and Bradley Walsh?” 💀

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harry x

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2 years

It’s time to ⚠️ BeReal ⚠️

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harry x

@harryjonesxx

1 year

As we lead up to the wrongful coronaysh of cowmilla this weekend, I’m going to be sharing my fave Diana pics / moments in a thread to commemorate the rightful Queen of this country x First up is this picture taken of Diana on board Dodi’s yacht, just a week before her death.

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harry x

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1 year

I immediately know I don’t fit in somewhere when people start talking about skiing. Immediately check out. We are not the same.

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harry x

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2 years

Me working my first day at a bank:

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harry x

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4 years

SICK 👏🏻 OF 👏🏻 THIS 👏🏻 HAPPENING 👏🏻

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harry x

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1 year

Never forget this flat listing that was sent to me by someone saying “this looks like a flat you’d live in” It was my flat.

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harry x

@harryjonesxx

2 years

HIGHLY obsessed with the woman feigning a panic attack to get into the fully booked airport lounge. The hyperventilation has indeed stopped now she’s sat with a glass of prosecco in her hand reading a magazine x

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harry x

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10 months

Lizzo greeting her dancers in the morning

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harry x

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2 years

When someone posts their ⚠️BeReal⚠️ 6 hours late

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2 years

Bank holiday weekend let’s go girls!

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harry x

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3 years

BREAKING: High street fashion giant H&M to enter administration

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harry x

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2 years

You do have to admire the queen for pulling a sicky all week just so she’s fresh n fruity, ripe n ready for her horse show x

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harry x

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2 years

You’re trying to tell me that not one of you suspected this guy was a nonce?

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harry x

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1 year

Buffet’s open x

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harry x

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4 years

have i ever done a thread about when i got groomed by my dinner lady who bought me a laptop?

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harry x

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5 years

everyone at the climate strike today

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harry x

@harryjonesxx

1 year

Just four more days until heated discussions on gender, race, the royal family and the government!

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harry x

@harryjonesxx

3 years

What’s your most “could’ve been a Netflix documentary” story? Mine was a guy inviting me to his hotel room, me declining, then a couple of years later the same guy murdered another guy in that very hotel and jumped out of a window on the top floor xx

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harry x

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1 year

Respectfully, fuck off.

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harry x

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2 years

Obsessed with this blatantly copyright infringement 😭 Dooby Scoo 💀

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harry x

@harryjonesxx

3 years

Just seen a tiktok about how as LGBT people we literally risk assess everything when out in public and thought about it and i literally do and it’s really bothered me like I didn’t even notice it because it’s so normal but I do

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harry x

@harryjonesxx

3 years

Omg a jezza corbyn eyeshadow pallet 😍😍

Jeremy Corbyn

@jeremycorbyn

3 years

I’m making an announcement tomorrow about a new project we’ve been working on since the Spring. I’m excited about it and hope you will be too. Posting here at 2.30pm Sunday🕰️

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harry x

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Audience member: asking a question about literally anything Rishi Sunak:

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harry x

@harryjonesxx

3 years

I’ve made it !! Am in bits !! Just ordered a Diana xx

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harry x

@harryjonesxx

3 years

I think that we, as a society, have moved past the need for a pound in the trolley.

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harry x

@harryjonesxx

3 years

My 86-year-old grandma has turned up to my house in a Pitbull tour T-shirt I’m -

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harry x

@harryjonesxx

5 years

my boss is the DEFINITION of an ALLY !!! 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

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harry x

@harryjonesxx

4 years

wow, that was such an emotional moment seeing salford #ClapForBoris 💗💗 x

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harry x

@harryjonesxx

3 years

Came all the way to the diana pub and it’s closed nobody speak to me

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harry x

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1 year

i don't care how busy your job is, you don't need 3 screens

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harry x

@harryjonesxx

3 years

A lot of gay men don’t like football because they associate it with large groups of loud, aggressive and, frankly, scary groups of straight, white men. It may trigger past trauma that they have experienced at the hands of this particular demographic.

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harry x

@harryjonesxx

4 years

How it started: How it’s going:

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harry x

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1 year

I had to read this 5 times whilst trying to figure out which one of the (late) Queen’s great-grandchildren Princess Andre was 😭

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harry x

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1 year

Gaga Daily

@gagadaily

1 year

Lady Gaga says she has a “very deep relationship” with the UK and her Chromatica Ball tour was crafted while she was living in Leeds: “We had the honour of crafting our last stadium tour in Leeds. I was living in Leeds while we created that tour and we filmed the imagery for it

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harry x

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3 years

I'm sorry but if you are LGB and you do not support the T then please yeet yourself the fuck out of my life

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harry x

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10 months

Obsessed with the people replying to this like “some people don’t have as much money as you, this just shows your privilege” BBY WHY DO YOU THINK IM FLOGGING ME MUMS OLD SANDALS ON VINTED I HAVENT GOT A POT TO PISS IN X

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harry x

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3 years

How fucked were you last night x

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harry x

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3 years

She then proceeded to tell me to speak to a mental health charity instead..... but I’m speaking to you??

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2 years

“Stressed”

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harry x

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3 years

Teresa May speaking to an ICU patient

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harry x

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6 years

throwback to when i met harry styles when i was 14 i’m SCREAMING what was my HAIR

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2 years

Obsessed with this recruiter’s opening line

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harry x

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1 year

In Liz we Truss x

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what is y’all most liked tweet?

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harry x

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4 years

Do they do induced comas on the NHS? x

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harry x

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2 years

Does anyone remember this iconic news story from about 5 years ago of this lady and her daughter who got a McDonald’s drive thru and they got home and there was a bite out of the burger and it 100% absolutely definitely wasn’t the daughter having a sneaky nibble on the drive home

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2 years

Center Parcs staff when people try to leave their lodges on Monday

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harry x

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2 years

These are my funeral plans, pls adhere to x

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harry x

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10 months

Just watched a woman try to use her NHS discount at Starbucks…. in Spain.

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harry x

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2 years

Obsessed that you take dogs for walks whereas I am to take myself on a walk to let the cat have some alone time.

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2 years

The Chromatica Ball (2022)

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harry x

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4 years

A drag concept: a queen called Lazy Susan and all she performs is Spinning Around by Kylie Minogue x

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4 years

Manchester News MEN

@MENnewsdesk

4 years

It's remarkable what you can find under a bed...

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harry x

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2 years

The family are arguing in the kitchen about dinner and I’ve just heard my brother shout “FUCK your air fryer” so I think things are going really well x

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harry x

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3 years

Prince Andrew is a paedophile. Not a joke, just a fact.

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harry x

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4 years

my stepdad is an electrician and today he was working at the house of a guy who bullied me when i was in high school.... 😭😭😭

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harry x

@harryjonesxx

10 months

A very long way of saying “sorry you’ve now found out my actual views which I am not going to make any attempt to apologise for or try to reconcile with an audience that have almost exclusively funded my incredibly privileged lifestyle.” She really said idgaf. BIN 🚮

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2 years

“There’s loads on Oxford Street”

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1 year

#BREAKING Footballer Paul Gascoigne has arrived at ITV studios saying he is a friend of Phillip Schofield.

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harry x

@harryjonesxx

2 years

Imagine waking up with a massive hangover and remembering you were stood on stage with your tits out in front of hundreds of people with a dog running around, a drag queen shouting down a mic and Adele pissed as a fart telling you you look lovely

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4 years

Look how happy they are ! Leave them alone !!!!

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4 years

I’m gay x

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harry x

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4 years

Just download the app hun. The government don't want to spy on your life, you're hardly Litvinenko. You're on furlough from your receptionist role and sit eating Maltesers every night watching Corrie and peeping through the blinds at your neighbours from a darkened room.

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harry x

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4 years

Kate McCann looking for Maddie after her tapas and wine evening

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3 years

Happy one year anniversary to the most mortifying moment of my entire life

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3 years

just had an email with a shopping list of things an instagram user doing up her house would like gifted to her for a 'collaboration'. she has 62 followers 😭 girl literally said hello i want these here's my address 😭

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harry x

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1 year

Louis Walsh never said “You look like a pop star, you sound like a pop star. You are a pop star!” And I’ll die on this hill. Provide me with video evidence of him saying it I beg you.

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harry x

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2 years

Can I board whenever, wherever?

P&O Ferries Updates

@POferriesupdate

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Good Morning, it's Shakira here until 7pm to keep you updated throughout your P&O Ferries journey today.

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harry x

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IT IS SO WARM 😭😭 if Michael Barrymore invited me round for a pool party I’d say YES get me in the pool

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2 years

The £85 Grinch has now entered the Abbey for Her late Majesty’s state funeral.

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harry x

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Announcing that you’re scrapping the Manchester leg of HS2 whilst in a disused railway station in Manchester that you had to fly to because the train workers were on strike is…. I was going to say ironic but I’m going to call it moronic.

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harry x

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1 year

I have never related to a tweet more

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Is it summer yet? / Mental Health / Hate Clothes Shopping / Feeling left out

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harry x

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2 years

Invited the boy I’m dating round last night to make pizzas and watch YouTube videos and had a really difficult time explaining 95% of my YouTube search history

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harry x

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3 years

Please never forget the most important piece of British journalism ever written. @laurasnapes review of Liam Payne’s debut album is nothing short of an assassination and I SQUEEL every time I read it.

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harry x

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2 years

My fire stick has just decided to use random pics as my screensaver and I’m -

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harry x

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1 year

And if you’re going to slide into my DMs to talk about my dead friend on your garbage ‘news’ channel, at least spell his name correctly.

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3 years

Katie Price’s silence this morning is deafening

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Helen stole all Claire’s hair ties so she’s now in a disciplinary meeting

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“Stressed”

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3 years

Trying to find a flat in Manchester

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2 years

I’m actually so embarrassed having covid in 2022 like I have never given myself a bigger ick in my life

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harry x

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2 years

my death row meal would just be me eating rolo yoghurts until i died. they wouldn't need an electric chair or a lethal injection, i would just keep eating rolo yoghurts until my stomach exploded.

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