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New Orleans, LA
Joined January 2012
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@handsumquis
Smoove
3 years
I like being poor, our food better
@flamefaire
flame
3 years
Yeah...
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@handsumquis
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4 years
Me leaving work
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@handsumquis
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2 years
Women be fine as hell having they father whole face
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@handsumquis
Smoove
4 years
Jiggle her arm fat mid argument, bet she shut the fuck up
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@handsumquis
Smoove
5 years
Yellow Wendys was elite
@teentitanty
tyler thomas💍
5 years
I’m this old
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@handsumquis
Smoove
3 years
“Thats yo first time squirting huh?? Its ok, I’ll sleep on the wet side tonight”
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@handsumquis
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3 years
Me and my girl in bed all day
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@handsumquis
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2 years
Me with my turkey sandwich, fruit snacks, chips, fruit bowl and rice krispies treat
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@handsumquis
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7 years
the gif better than the picture
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@handsumquis
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3 years
Nigga turnt the brown heart into booty cheeks LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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@handsumquis
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3 years
A flying cockroach might as well be a dragon
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@handsumquis
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1 year
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@_krisveitch
Dáddy K 🇯🇲
1 year
If the dick slips out of the pussy, who's responsible for putting it back? 🤔
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@handsumquis
Smoove
2 years
The thought of it raining shit and piss is horrifying
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@handsumquis
Smoove
3 years
Its 10+ niggas looking for him and yo ass turnt on, you need to fear for yo life
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hoody hooooo
3 years
When he sit two guns on da night stand 😩😩
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@handsumquis
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3 years
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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@handsumquis
Smoove
1 month
Nigga met The Stone
@DamienXavierSix
The Adversary
1 month
I finally met the Final Boss #WrestleMania40
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@handsumquis
Smoove
2 years
You telling me if you woke up with superpowers you gone be a super hero? Be fr
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@handsumquis
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2 years
I’ma go to Russia in the morning and straighten everything out
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@handsumquis
Smoove
3 months
NAAAAH, THEM NEW BALANCE 480s are fire I dont care what nobody says
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@handsumquis
Smoove
5 years
Yall ever ate waxed pussy before? Pussy be falling off the bone got damn
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@handsumquis
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3 years
She be like “We gone fight when I see you” and in my head I be like YESSSS COOCHIEEEEEEE
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@handsumquis
Smoove
2 years
My dad caught me with a jar full of bees I had caught, it had at least 70+ bees in it and I was going to throw my bee grenade at these white kids
What is the most wildest thing your parents caught y’all doing or found? I’m tryna see something
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@handsumquis
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3 years
Bitch got on samurai jack shoes
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@handsumquis
Smoove
7 months
STRAWBERRY CHEESECAKE PUDDING
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@handsumquis
Smoove
2 years
Women start they loc journey and its a beautiful transformation, a nigga start his and women act like a nigga transforming into a moth
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2 years
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@handsumquis
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3 years
“I wanna boyfriend” - A woman thats bored, knowing damn well she dont want a nigga
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@handsumquis
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2 years
A woman fall in love with you and they fall in love with everything about a nigga, ya smell, ya height and weight, how you eat, how you sleep, etc
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@handsumquis
Smoove
3 years
Nigga that branch was giving you the business LMAO
@Dominatingbody
weeelllllllll
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I was raised in a different generation where men put in HARD WORK. CHOP CHOP. Dnt mind getting dirty. 🪓🪓🪓
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@handsumquis
Smoove
5 years
Hol up, smile real quick
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@handsumquis
Smoove
3 years
You the most dedicated catfish ever
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@handsumquis
Smoove
2 years
How bad was your life that you sat and thought “Lemme fuck a white person”
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@handsumquis
Smoove
2 years
You look like EST Gee
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@handsumquis
Smoove
1 year
This how niggas be when they favorite twitter shorty interact with other niggas on the TL LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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@handsumquis
Smoove
2 years
Lemme guess? Coochie? Some throaty oaty? Yaaaay, more sex
@msyslj
big virgo. ᥫ᭡.
2 years
i love an “i got it” ass man. you know what else you finna get?
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@handsumquis
Smoove
4 years
SOME GAWK GAWK THROATY OATY SLOPPY OPPY SPIT AND SLURP VACUUM SUCTION GOOCH SMOOCHIN BALL FONDLIN HEAD
@NikeTechRanger
🥷🏾
4 years
You know what would be nice right now
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@handsumquis
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3 years
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@handsumquis
Smoove
3 years
What do yall face be when women be crying??
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@handsumquis
Smoove
1 year
TAKE THESE NIGGAS ART SUPPLIES, IMMEDIATELY
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@handsumquis
Smoove
3 years
Nigga peeped the hoodies werent moving like they used to so he switched it up to women of all shapes, shades and sizes, boy you are an evil nigga cause mental health and booty shorts dont even go together
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@handsumquis
Smoove
5 years
Nigga look like a snapping turtle
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@handsumquis
Smoove
1 year
Put his ass in a to-go box
@MattKHOU
Matt Dougherty
1 year
Police say this southwest Houston grandmother was cooking in her food truck this afternoon when a man pulled up with a gun demanding cash. They say she grabbed her gun and killed the suspect in self defense. #KHOU11
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@handsumquis
Smoove
9 months
You really hate black women fr
@robhimsis
WINTER°
9 months
And you STILL can’t see your pussy when you look down in the shower.
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@handsumquis
Smoove
4 years
If she DM you first, yall dating soon as you reply back
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2 years
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@handsumquis
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5 years
Its been 6 days
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@handsumquis
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1 year
You date a woman that play sims, thats a good woman, she a little off in the head but she be minding her business
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@handsumquis
Smoove
2 years
A lot of yall should be posting the one with the double chin
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@handsumquis
Smoove
2 years
Yall ever see someone be the cause of they own problem and then act like they dont know why or they’ve done none wrong?
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@handsumquis
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2 years
Women be asking niggas for the bare minimum and niggas be spazzin, throwing tantrums saying they trippin
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@handsumquis
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5 years
Jail
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@handsumquis
Smoove
2 years
Twitter funny cause if someone doesnt agree with you they gone call you ugly or post yo avi LMFAOOOOO
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@handsumquis
Smoove
3 years
Nigga nobody cares
@Royce_333_
Mr.333
3 years
Yes I’m him & before the trolls come, no I don’t want a cookie😂
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@handsumquis
Smoove
5 years
Son this is the type of shit I have to deal with
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@handsumquis
Smoove
4 years
“Wanna fight?” - A woman thats scared of bugs
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@handsumquis
Smoove
2 years
Nigga eyeball almost fell out the socket and the keys in the ignition LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
@ChickenColeman3
Depressed Cowboys Fan
2 years
I can’t find my fucking keys!!!! 🤦🏾‍♂️👀
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@handsumquis
Smoove
4 years
Bitch I love you, when we was cuddling you farted on me in yo sleep and I didnt say nothing
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@handsumquis
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3 years
All the bad bitches in hell
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@handsumquis
Smoove
5 years
Fuck the yacht, yall see the nigga casually driving by??
@Earlsimxx
Earl Karanja
5 years
$400 million Sailing Yacht A 🧐
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@handsumquis
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2 years
“Are you okay?” Nigga if I say no what you gone do??
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@handsumquis
Smoove
5 years
Crazy how we were once children wanting to be doctors and astronauts, now yall selling pussy
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@handsumquis
Smoove
3 years
Me looking at her bootyhole before I spit in it and put a finger in it
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@handsumquis
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3 years
Bro a bitch on youtube made an hour and a half video about one of my tweets LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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@handsumquis
Smoove
4 years
Dont go through her media son
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@handsumquis
Smoove
4 years
Yall past relationship trauma be beating yall ass
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@handsumquis
Smoove
1 year
Yall see that roach on the wall doing donuts?
@Therealraynez
Ms.Nobody ⛓️
1 year
Tatted darkskin with braces and a 32 inch bussdown is the best combo 🍫🫡
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@handsumquis
Smoove
3 years
Auntie you dont have to do this, I can tell you dont wanna do this
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@handsumquis
Smoove
3 years
This how a lot of these big head ass women be sleepin
@UberFacts
UberFacts
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Baby owls sleep face down because their heads are too heavy for their bodies
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@handsumquis
Smoove
2 years
“I hate my bitch”
@TheRealDrePapi
Legal Shooter
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If I was single I’d fuck the dating game up, cause y’all don’t like taking women on dates & imma do it.
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@handsumquis
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Everything so sexual, yall dont be in love just horny
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@handsumquis
Smoove
3 years
Nigga ate some squirrels like they was lemon pepper wings LMFAOOOOOO
@bigcoptaaa
SENSATIONAL 🦅
3 years
I’m from the Country, Ima show you how we get down 😋
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@handsumquis
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2 years
Social media got people rushing this life shit, aint no time limit, rules or set out plan on how you supposed to do this shit
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@handsumquis
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4 months
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
@Cindtrillella
𝒮𝒾𝑒.
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That sick ass nigga Stephen Hawking was rolling on that island like:
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@handsumquis
Smoove
3 years
Women love a funny nigga til other bitches laughing, now you doing too much LMAO
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@handsumquis
Smoove
5 years
Its women with teeth like this on this app and they talk the most shit LMAO
@_emmachelah
Motts🐰
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Ikan apa ni ??? Mesti kuat membawang dalam laut 🤣
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4 years
You a different breed of bitch
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@handsumquis
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5 years
Cali gone fall in the ocean one day and I cant wait for them latinas that be saying the n word to drown
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@handsumquis
Smoove
2 years
Ladies, which one you picking? A nigga starting his loc journey, a nigga starting his rap career, a nigga with a baby mama or a nigga with no car?
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@handsumquis
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A lightskin woman in the fall/winter is basically a white woman LMAOOO
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@handsumquis
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4 years
I hate how I be in my own head, like I be chillin and then my mind goes to bullshit, doubts, second guessing, reminiscing on trauma, like why?
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2 years
Interesting
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4 years
Women ask you the wildest hypothetical questions when they love you bruh
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Smoove
3 years
Women ask the dumbest shit “Babe would you still love me if you woke up one day and I was a toaster??”
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3 years
BIG LATTO
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@handsumquis
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4 years
Wine is my go to, I’ll drink liquor when I’m round people but if I’m chillin and if I had a choice then I’m grabbing some wine
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@handsumquis
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2 years
Yall act like being a decent human being to someone you like or dating is such a chore when its normal and natural to do for someone you care for or have a interest in
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@handsumquis
Smoove
3 years
You know how fucked up it is that so many women are introduced to trauma before their introduced to real love and by the time they introduced to real love, they iffy or dont want no parts with it
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@handsumquis
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3 years
Nah nah nah, someone tweeting and carrying on as if they not getting ratio’d or the TL on they ass will forever be funny, everybody on yo ass and you talmbout “I dont know what I want for dinner 🤔” LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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