Flywheel Whispering Product Engineer, (💧,💧), Liquid Layer Theorist, Chaos Curator, Author: "the human whisperer".
p.s. my second best friend is Geoff.
Yum.
These things are programmed:
> $1b🤝volume
> launch of🩸L2
> release of💧v2
> public running nodes & earning fees
> active community claiming more 🐷
> fresh non-VC dominated v3 LP pools
> 🤝 rewards
> the amount of points you are actively earning rn
Wild when you think about it
Pond Team doesn't have allocation of tokens.
Pond Team doesn't have a vesting schedule.
Pond Team doesn't get any free tokens.
Pond Team doesn't hold any PNDC, $PORK, PondWater.
This is what cap table VC projects that are CEX trafficked look like:
40% of the $UNI tokens are allocated to the Team, investors and Advisors. 40%
It also so happens that in September this year, the unlock schedule will be complete and all tokens will be distributed after the 4 years since launch.
Casually dropping $30m ... there wont be press, news or fanfare.
We will make our own news and run it on our own chain...
...and keep airdropping more W's
💧yum.
them: it's just uniswap . the routoooorrrrr .
me: imagine thinking we're stopping with uni. Full on DEX incoming ... best prices... more PONDWATER.
more swaps. more drops.
🤝
People DM regularly telling me they don't click like on my tweets cause they don't like
@Pauly0x
and their friends will see it.
idgaf. Why are you telling me? I don't lose.
Those friends you got are poor af and fucking up your whole W.
Asymmetry
More $PORK
More PONDWATER
💧
Day in the life...
↓ Wake up 😴
↓ Check $PORK
↓ See my portfolio is green 💚
↓ Smile
↓ Visit the
@Pond0x
↓ Mine some PondCoin
↓ Maybe breed .... Maybe lock ...
↓ Claim my rewards (Stream, 🤝, 🐷)
↓ Swap some W's
↓💧
↓💧
↓💧
↓ yum
(oink, oink)
Fan Fact:
If you mined in 2023 you are an OG miner.
If you mined in 2024 you are a miner.
If you mined more than once in any time period, you are a Pro Miner.
💧 yum.
Real creators are unfadable.
The community is goated.
We play chess.
Not checkers.
And now, we'll be coming for that checkmate.
Welcome to the POND
More $PORK on the fork.
yum.
💧
p.s. we love all those fees you feed the WATER, hoe 💋
Why I'm so bullish:
Ez math
> Pond has 361,153 Swaps
> $30 average gas to swap
> $10,834,590 in estimate gas (napkin math)
Those network fees go to VC dominated pools.
> Cut Gas
> Community dominates LP pools (not VC)
> Network fees go to community via Pondwater
💧🩸
The Pond Mining Rig purchased $14.4m (12.37 T) PEPE
Pond IS the Pepe whale.
That is now dead. Pond will not mine PEPE anymore.
Pond will only mine $PORK
💧 yum.
Imagine not realizing that the Pond Mining Rig was one of the largest spot buyers of PEPE.
That has now come to a complete stop and has been switched to $PORK
More Swaps, More Drops:
PONDWATER week 2
$PORK claims
🤝 Rewards
If you claimed $PORK direct from Porker Contract, lucky you. If you haven't make sure your notis is on.
Bullish on aggregated yield.
Bullish on 50%+ APRs.
Bullish on RUNEVault 2.
Bullish on L2s.
Bullish on colored coins.
Bullish on LL theory.
Bullish on BRC-20 ubiquity.
Bullish on tight, deep, LP ticks.
Bullish on OG miners.
Bullish on PondWater.
drips > drops.
💧yum.
Fun Facts:
On PONDWATER...
Dust = WETH that cost more in gas to claim than stream is worth
We'll be releasing a contract that handles DUST automatically going forward.
Once DUST is distributed, week 2 streams & unlocks will be activated per contract.
Fun Facts:
Pond will continue to produce fees.
Pond will continue to provide rewards.
PONDWATER will continue to stream WETH.
Demand for PONDWATER will drive more locks.
As supply locks, mining will go turbo.
More Ws!
Flywheel.
Yum.
ps. “whispers: like bam bam bam …”
Here's my bold statement. $PNDC is no longer a memecoin and here is why.
Due to the recent WETH rewards generated from locking $PNDC on
@Pond0x
DEX, there is increasing enthusiasm among the PNDC community about this coin. Many who have locked up for only 1 week or short periods…
Fun Facts:
Next week will be the last of dust claims of WETH
Dust claims from week 1 have been airdropped to save users from gas fees they don’t need.
Unlocks in v1 contract will be turned on shortly (this starts week 2 streams)
Fun Facts: 💧💎
Diamond claims happen in waves.
More boosters will appear over time.
If you have a booster it will nag you to claim it.
So, claim it.
Boosters can be used while mining.
Each booster has a different multiplier.
Using many boosters at once is max.
Using 6…
Mining will automate $PORK buying activity and increase liquidity
$PORK POL will continue to produce fees for PONDWATER
ERC20 mining will allow mining of PEPE resulting in automated rotation of PEPE into PORK 🐷
Flywheel.
Your math will never work.
But I’m going to publicly jack your idea (if you even call it that) and ship a better version on Pond using $PORK first.
Holding Pepe at this point is game over.
Obviously Pond community can launch projects, go turbo with LP and print volume.
💧
Hear me out, a launchpad where you are given tokens by new projects for holding $PEPE.
You don't have to pay anything and they get free marketing by launching on the $PEPE launchpad.
Yay or nah?
A technical note:
If you didn't start your week 1 PondWater stream, your amount will be dropped to you.
This will be sent along side any amount that is considered dust (amount smaller than gas to claim).
As mentioned last week, this will be the last week we send dust drops.…
🚨 IMPORTANT
For the record it's only called LAVA on the test net. This is to make it obvious to spot scams
THERE WILL NEVER BE A MAIN NET TOKEN CALLED LAVA. It will have a different name
If you didn't get the link from one of the official accounts, you are gonna get REKT.
Imagine not realizing that the Pond Mining Rig was one of the largest spot buyers of PEPE.
That has now come to a complete stop and has been switched to $PORK
Fun Facts:
Gas fees WE spend going to VCs is why we created magma.
Txns failing every other transaction is why we created magma.
LPs dominate by VCs so we can benefit from fees on blue chips & high profile assets is why we created magma.
🩸💧
Fun Facts:
Yield is periodically collected from all the protocol owned pools and positions
The yield is sent to contract which creates streams based on how much water each address has.
Once the stream starts, that address can withdraw the WETH whenever they want
The…
> Supports Creators
> Donates $1m to Matt Furie (for the second time)
> No Press or media coverage
Quickly reaffirming:
All the crypto media is fake.
All that "support creators" talk, is fake.
All these weak wordpress blogs are all fake.
NFT now ... Fake.
CoinDesk ... Fake.…
Here at
@Pond0x
, we understand the value of a community that builds and creates! 💚
INTRODUCING: POND PUBLIC GOODS
A $1,000,000 Match-Fund just for creators in our ecosystem.
Powered by
@gitcoin
&
@grantsstack
🐸🤝🟪
Supporting creators is everything!
PondPublicGoods.eth is $1.2m+ reserved for those creators across the Pond ecosystem:
[ ] Content creators
[ ] Artists
[ ] Data Scientists
[ ] Hosts
[ ] Builders on the 🩸 L2
[ ] Memers
[ ] Merch Makers
and more
Being the first cex to integrate
#Shibarium
network and working closely with that team, we are always exploring other networks for integration on our platform.
We understand
@Pond0x
@Pauly0x
@hWonderofWorld
will launch a L2, and we would very much like discuss integration 🤝🏻…
So phew understand the work chemistry between
@Pauly0x
and I. As the team scales, I find that it becomes more apparent.
Adapting. Feels good though.
Fly high!
Furthermore I bet if any media company wrote an actual article about
@Pond0x
, it would do more numbers for them than an entire months worth of content. Make it make sense.
Fun Facts:
If the XL pizza has 20 slices
and the pizza cost $20
and you contribute $1
you are not going to eat 10 slices like the person who put in $10
Easy Mafs