if you do heavensward MSQ's level 54 moghome quests and DRK's level 58 quest at the same time, there is a brief period where estinien and sidurgu are in the same area suffering from moogle cyberbullying
shoutout to the fortemps manor servants who witnessed people saying shit that would shake the entire foundation of ishgardian society like 5 feet away for the entirety of heavensward and still kept a lid on it
yall ever see that yt short where a guy goes around cons asking ppl what the weirdest character they have a crush on is and the dudesβ answers were all generic female characters designed to be attractive vs the girlsβ answers, one of which was treebeard from lotr
thancred: haha wol, now both of us know how it feels like to be used as a meat puppet. sucks doesnβt it
wol: god i wish lahabrea used me as a meat puppet
thancred:
Tolthewil is the name of a young elf who rose to power during a series uprisings against the elves' empire. He deposed a warlord who maltreated the Humes under current rule and made a call for unity. The younger elves and Humes banded to form the independent Lakeland nation.
sometimes i think about how asahi was so dedicated to zenos he managed to retain a corporeal form in the aetherial sea and subdue a whole ascian whoβs been raised to their seat
if i had a dollar for every time zenos saved the world without actually meaning to do it i'd have like 3 dollars but it's weird that it keeps happening
abusing my reach within the community to say: don't do the nier raids for this for the love of god
all the nier raids give 5-7 tomes and take 40 minutes
Alexander 4 (Burden of the Father) gives 2 tomes but takes only 3-4 minutes. plus the music's better
this screencap makes me feel so happyβ¦ look at the 2 little guys of all time here πππππππ theyβre so baby i want to see them act like fools together next movie RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
ok tbh i AM bothered that the twelve are a creation of hydaelyn and not like. organically born from the faith of disparate peoples post sundering. because then the question comes "so by be design you're supposed to be useless" and the answer is. unironically yes
imagine your crucial character development arc occurring because a small angry girl said youβll die in a ditch alone somewhere if you donβt get your shit together
oh my fucking god can you imagine some playwright adapting the events of heavensward into a play a la hamilton with american history and wol gets invited to the premiere and is forced to sit through someone playing them and singing a rap verse
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still thinking about how varis got cut up into chunks to power fandaniel's 5g towers and the scions basically went "holy shit isn't that messed up or what? anyway"
both but also a secret third option called "discarding all armaments to fight each other bare handed while half-dead in an extremely intimate homoerotic scene" gay