STOP making fun of different programming languages
C is FAST
HTML is POPULAR
Go is COOL
Python is BEAUTIFUL
PHP
JavaScript is AWESOME
React is SMART
Rust is INTRIGUING
HTML - for structure
CSS - for style
JavaScript - for fun
React - for work
C - for dinosaurs
C++ - for college
PHP - for nothing
Ruby - for Rails
jQuery - for legacy
Python - for science
TypeScript - for safety
Java - for 3 billion devices