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Morgers

@goldilocksrocks

4 years

When you were brought up to #NeverTrustATory

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Morgers

@goldilocksrocks

3 years

Every single Wetherspoons at 10am on 21st June

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4 years

Why are they doing a photo shoot at that house in the middle of the M62?

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4 years

Happy Sunday

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2 years

@adidas Maybe show the bras actually supporting the tits? This isn’t page 3 hun

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4 years

Who the fuck is still buying/reading the Sun?

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1 year

Fifty fucking Four

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3 years

Does anyone else mix mint sauce with malt vinegar or is it just something my nana passed down to me

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@goldilocksrocks

5 years

Hi I’m a woman in a movie. I have perfect hair and make up even when I’m in a perilous situation. I have amazing sex without looking ugly or removing my bra and the leading man’s shirt always fits me like haute couture in the morning

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Morgers

@goldilocksrocks

3 years

Fifty Two. Looks so much worse in writing. Bring it the fuck on 5️⃣2️⃣

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1 year

Party in a pub tonight so I’m going full Rita Sullivan. Lock up your grandads

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Morgers

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4 years

When you walk into your bedroom at midnight and realise you never put the bedding back on

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10 months

Went a bit beserk with the curling tongs

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2 years

I didn’t look like this at 7am

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1 year

‘Unwise but not illegal’

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2 years

I’m spinning around💫

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4 months

Birthday Barbie 5️⃣5️⃣

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11 months

If you’d told me 30 odd years ago that I’d be sitting here on my husbands 55th birthday watching Rick Astley swigging ale and singing the Smiths at Glastonbury I’d have laughed in your face tbqfh Great chaos

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4 years

Chris Whitty: Next slide please The whole of the UK:

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2 years

ABBA Barbie activated ✔️

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Morgers

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4 years

Just found a tenner in a summer frock I haven’t worn since last year. This is why all dresses NEED POCKETS

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Morgers

@goldilocksrocks

3 years

Let this masterpiece soothe your shitty Monday

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Morgers

@goldilocksrocks

2 years

💫✨ Disco Barbie ACTIVATED 💫✨

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Morgers

@goldilocksrocks

3 years

Dead proud of this photo I took of a Southport pier during lockdown. It’s so serene

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Morgers

@goldilocksrocks

3 years

20 & 50

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Morgers

@goldilocksrocks

3 months

Coolest anyone has ever looked in a TV show?

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@goldilocksrocks

3 years

Christmas Day v Boxing Day

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11 months

Walked straight in from work and poured a drink like I’m Mike Baldwin or summat #Friday

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3 years

At least we don’t feel as bad as tiny penis man will feel tomorrow morning

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@goldilocksrocks

3 years

Went blonde. Went short.

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@goldilocksrocks

5 years

Pump this into your Friday veins

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@goldilocksrocks

4 years

Me hanging round at home in case anyone wants to FaceTime

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@goldilocksrocks

5 months

My granddaughter is here and I love her with all my heart 🩷

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@goldilocksrocks

3 years

Always dress for the occasion #TOTP

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@goldilocksrocks

5 years

Remember when we all thought Theresa May was the shittest PM

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@goldilocksrocks

4 years

My mum and dad have had dreadful health problems and gruelling treatment over the last couple of years but I’ve just waved them off as they head to Australia on holiday. My mum giddy with excitement and my dad in his pineapple shirt. My heart is singing for them ♥️

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Morgers

@goldilocksrocks

3 years

#friday

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Morgers

@goldilocksrocks

4 years

Welcome to 1975

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Morgers

@goldilocksrocks

4 years

The most beautiful on screen bride EVER #DianaRigg

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@goldilocksrocks

4 years

Just passed a cup of tea into my husband who is having a remote board meeting and no word of a lie his screen looked like this

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@goldilocksrocks

4 years

Dining room finally done ✔️

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Morgers

@goldilocksrocks

3 years

Never trust someone who is constantly late. They value their time over yours Prime Minster of the UK. Fucking clown

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@goldilocksrocks

4 years

Hostessing tonight. I’m in full Margo mode already

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@goldilocksrocks

5 years

Men of twitter. When reversing do you do the arm over the passenger seat thing that dad’s and cops used to do in the 70s

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@goldilocksrocks

4 years

Tuesday

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Morgers

@goldilocksrocks

4 years

Just in case Lewis Capaldi is sending you to sleep. Pump this into your early morning veins

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@goldilocksrocks

2 years

Get to fuck x

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Morgers

@goldilocksrocks

4 years

Should be jailed for life for crimes against buffets. Criminal that

Derby West Response

@DerWestResponse

4 years

Group 1 Officers have just attended an address in absolute shock to find 25 adults and children having a massive party with speakers and karaoke. Everyone dispersed and hosts dealt with. It is clear people are still having complete disregard for the Government advice and rules.

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Morgers

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5 years

I’m at my daughters dance show. I fucking despise people

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Morgers

@goldilocksrocks

4 years

My son proposed to the love of his life today 💍🥂🍾🥰💖💙🤎

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3 years

It won’t be the first time I’ve had something stuck in me at 2am #vaccination

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Morgers

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2 years

Birthday night out

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Morgers

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11 months

Got a little grandchild on the way haven’t we 🫶 Scouse nan incoming…..

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1 year

Just been to a funeral at a social club where the snooker table doubled up as the buffet table

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Morgers

@goldilocksrocks

4 years

I’ve found the bag Prue Leith carries her principles round in

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Morgers

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2 years

Remember them all cry arsing when Rayner called them scum. Shithouses

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1 year

Just been reminded of the best twitter exchange I’ve ever seen

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Morgers

@goldilocksrocks

10 months

Going for a bottomless brunch …..at tea time #LiverpoolPride

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@goldilocksrocks

3 years

Home alone after a HARD week so it’s duty free vodka and #ABBAVoyage

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3 months

Lads

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Morgers

@goldilocksrocks

1 month

#Saturday

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Morgers

@goldilocksrocks

3 years

I like my martini dirty 🍸

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5 months

My best Christmas present 💕

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6 years

Best collective noun ever ‘A westlife of cunts’

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4 years

Me at the start of the decade vs me at the end

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Morgers

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4 years

You just know this woman has asked to speak to the manager on more than one occasion

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Morgers

@goldilocksrocks

4 years

And it’s the works Christmas do tomorrow night. With any luck it’ll end up like this

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3 years

Went hard with the dressing gown curls

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2 years

8 years ago today he took me up the Shard 😉

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4 years

Me when I recognise a singer on #thebrits

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3 years

Youngsters now: Netflix & chill Pornhub Us in the 80s:

carbsley

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3 years

who else did this growing up

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3 years

Cooking on a Friday night. With my reputation.

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4 years

13.02.90 I became a mum at age 21. The most scary but joyous time. Now this little sunbeam turns 30 today. Proud to say he’s one of the most decent people I’ve ever met. An absolute credit to me 💙 3️⃣0️⃣

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3 years

Me when I book a caravan at the haven site in Towyn

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Morgers

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3 years

Waiting for the shithouses to pipe up with ‘I could make that FREE food last 6 weeks for a family of 4’

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@goldilocksrocks

3 years

I’m off to get my lad who lands in Liverpool later. I’m high on life (and caffeine) this was the last time I saw him 12/08/20

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Morgers

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2 months

Was feeling pretty shit both physically and mentally so I visited my fairy godmother @NicolaFrancess and she waved her magic wand 🪄 ✨💖

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11 months

Catching up with Rick Astley at #glastonbury he’s still got a great voice he’s dead handsome and the outfits are 💯 stunning. 10/10

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Morgers

@goldilocksrocks

6 years

This is brilliantly written and full of amazing historical fact. Don’t be like Khaled, indulge in and embrace the demonic cunnilingus 😈

Whores of Yore

@WhoresofYore

6 years

A Brief History of Sneezing in the Cabbage, Growling at the Badger, Diving for Pearls, and Yodelling in the Valley - by me. Enjoy! 👇🏼

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Morgers

@goldilocksrocks

4 years

Have just taken delivery of a huge garden parasol so now it will rain for 40 days and 40 nights. Guaranteed.

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3 months

This could be the Covent Garden of Southport with a bit of cash thrown its way

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Morgers

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11 months

Shout out to the three arseholes on the @AvantiWestCoast to Euston who won’t get out of reserved seats. The girl whose seats they are is gonna lose her shit. Good luck with that dickheads she looks hard AF I hate people

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@goldilocksrocks

3 years

To better days 🥂

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4 years

Think I’ve just seen @CharityShopSue at Switch Island Scuse me

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4 years

Gerrin 💥

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Llandudno’s gorgeous this time of year

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4 years

Going for a spitroast You heard.

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3 months

Only went and won the @BoothsCountry half term competition didn’t I 💅

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Morgers

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1 year

This can get to absolute fuck

H0W_THlNGS_W0RK

@HowThingsWork_

1 year

Heavy duty bolts into the cliff walls allow for this unique walking platform. Would you take the walk? 🚷⛰️

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Morgers

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3 years

Unbelievably my first born, my ray of sunshine is 31 today. I refuse to acknowledge the passing of time. Not having it. Happy Birthday baby David 13.02.90

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4 years

Me and Marti Pellow getting up close and personal circa 1993 I think #totp

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4 years

51 on 5/1

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3 years

Made a foccacia didn’t I. Fuck knows what it’ll be like. I’ve never ever made bread before

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Did someone say ABBA TRIBUTE BAND

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Morgers

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4 years

Sign your passport BITCH #TeamAngela

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Morgers

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3 years

No fucking about here

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Morgers

@goldilocksrocks

4 years

Grateful thanks to @AlderHey who this time have fixed my youngest daughter after a traumatic visit to A&E. She’ll be fine. Appreciate the NHS and never take it for granted 🙏

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