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@goatspriv

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United fortunately and unfortunately.

Joined January 2022
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He is until he faces a good bowling lineup
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Suryakumar Yadav - The best T20 batter currently in World Cricket.
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@PoloniumOpera Scored two tapins and a pen to cover up a hall of shame performance and literally got kicked out the next round. It’s not a flex 🤣
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@FabrizioRomano It’s coming home
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@wcwinner22 @AlbicelesteTalk How can tapin FC watch these clips and say the other one is better 💀
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2 years
Kohli slows down in the middle because he knows his batting lineup isn’t good enough to get a decent score once he falls. And it’s been proven 80% of the time
@SloggSweep
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2 years
Let's just accept that Rohit is finished, KL temperament is zero. Kohli is an Anchor but skill level is down in middle overs to huge extent and is still not the right player for this format now, we need a dynamic anchor . We got a lottery against Pak and it was ATG knock.
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@u0vq1 @ESPNUK I’m a proud racist then
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15 years for the greatest cricketing franchise of all time.
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@TeamCRonaldo How about the 0 KO GC merchant who was stinking up every single game in the WC after giving an interview? 💀
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@centredevils @talkSPORT Probably should’ve started with that then
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Made your job easy
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@LJGLA_ He already did
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He got humiliated. Who are you trying to fool 😹
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@JDJMcCread @centredevils Ronaldo for Martial was spot on
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@rahulmsd_91 7 FIRs for Dhobi and Penaldo is a raging rapist 😭😭😭😭
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@IeeSZN Mbappe has been playing like Rashford
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@SuperiorScouse @TeaserGamer20 @The_Gerrard_Era New to football. Can you tell me what happened here?
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Remove the WC final statpad session and Rashy has been better this season imo
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Rashford’s stats in all comps compared with other FWDs: Mbappé - 35 GA in 30 Rashford - 26 GA in 32 * Gnabry- 21 GA in 27 Leão - 21 GA in 30 Saka’s- 18 GA in 31 Vinicus- 16 GA in 31 Sané- 16 GA in 22 Foden- 16 GA in 31 Dembele- 16 GA in 33 Raphinha- 12 GA in 30 Son- 9 G/A in 30
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@rentboiy Dhobi’s legacy will get pissed on Sunday 😂😂😂😂
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@ABdeVilliers17 COME BACK GOAT
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The stepping up
@SellTerStegen
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@SellEricGarcia SKY steps up for us many times we've had 0 complains
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@CricCrazyJohns How about this bro?
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@HazardPxcked @TimelineCR7 Barbie is not even the best Paki to play the game
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@freddyCR7LA @UschiFN @RealEpicGamer @_common_W_ Ok now show me that rapists WC KO goal
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2 years
Against Pakistan Kohli and Sky automatically become our openers
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@CrewsMat10 And he will forever be the greatest to kick a ball in this sport
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Mr 420 at the WC semi final after crying on the pitch for 2 years along with his franchise 😭
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Field setting for Kohli in test Field setting for someone in T20s 💀
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On loop bitch
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Lisandro Martinez when he empties his pockets after going home.
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@FabrizioRomano Better than Penaldog anyways
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@CarefreeLewisG @ManUtd He’s bigger than your club
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THOSE SCUMBAGS TROLLED AB SO MUCH ONLY FOR THEIR IDOLO TO CHOKE FOR A GOLDEN DUCK IN A FUCKING FINAL 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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@70HOFpetrovic @mazietilIy With United‘a money
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Result of that entry 💀
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@Ashwin_tweetz
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Just his entry is bigger than Kohli career.
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@AbjaFCB We kicked him out and instantly won one
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By a country mile
@TheBarmyArmy
England's Barmy Army 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🎺
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What's the best CATCH ever?
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@TeamCRonaldo @piersmorgan When’s the interview on how he bottled the World Cup with a title winning team coming out?
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@J4EGOLDBERG Offside merchant
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Belgium’s FIFA ranking
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@AbhyudayaMohan Score 3 more 100s like this in the upcoming games
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Cope w that bitch
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Last innings as the captain 🕊️
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@mufcMPB @rsgnl We’re still there tho
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@rahulmsd_91 😭😭😭😭😭😭
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No wonder they hate him. MI’s second father after AB 💀
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The greatest ever IPL player by a country mile
@RCBTweets
Royal Challengers Bengaluru
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A picture of AB’s first, and last photoshoot 🥹 #OnThisDay in 2️⃣0️⃣1️⃣1️⃣, we made the winning bid for Mr. 360, the alien, the legend and our first Hall of Famer @abdevilliers17 🔥 #PlayBold #WeAreChallengers
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@breathPessi21 @TeamCRonaldo Does that change the fact? 😙
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Their owner
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@CristianoXtra_ He ghosted at the Emirates 🤣
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@CricCrazyJohns I like him. But he’s done nothing when it’s a big game. Against Pakistan, T20 WC KO’s too.
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@FutbolFax Messi at his worst puts up better performances
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@lapulgafreak He even said the records follow him. Like what fucking records? 😂
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Then came someone
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@TituTweets_
Titu
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This match made me believe that India is definitely winning the world cup
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@AidanWalshMUFC @PiersUncensored @Cristiano @piersmorgan @TalkTV They’ve informed the same as well. This clown is lying
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Petition to convert Ch*pauk into a nuclear testing site with all these inbr3ds thrown in to see whether they survive or no
@internetumpire
Heisenberg ☢
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The only Jadeja chase we care about this year.
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@UtdPlug Build him a statue at New Trafford
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@rentboiy AB doesn’t have a golden duck in a final 😭🫵
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Penaldo might know ball actually
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“I’ve followed the club closely”
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@ManCity
Manchester City
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Look who joined us for the #FACup final! 👀 @imVkohli and @AnushkaSharma were cheering us on at Wembley this weekend 🙌
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I will celebrate every hoof I will celebrate every misplaced pass I will celebrate every mistake I will celebrate every goal conceded I will celebrate every injury I will celebrate every bozo moment I will be Obanana's biggest hater
@MikeVerweij
Mike Verweij
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NIEUWS: Man United op hoofdlijnen akkoord met Onana. Deal met Inter dichtbij. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Onana can sign 5 or 4+1year at #MUFC . United very close to a deal with Inter. I🇮🇹 Onana può firmare per 5 o 4+1 anni al #MUFC . Lo United è più vicino a un accordo con l'Inter.
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WC KO choke is mandatory when you see this pattern
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Man stans a rapist, a robber, a franchise known for corruption and calls others worst. Would r*n this clown over with my car thrice at the same spot if I catch him 💀
@rahulmsd_91
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Kohli as a captain against Pakistan Lost in Asia Cup Lost in Champion Trophy Lost in T20 WC India's worst captain ever.
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Thala couldn’t chase 2 off 1 😭
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@77of96
Rahul
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He can't even hit 2 sixes to weak bhuvi but but abd level finish 😭
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@MikeLUHG2 Then the Portuguese Lukaku you claim the goat won’t go more than 15m 💀
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Everytime he got the ball that tie I shat bricks. Pains to see that d0nkey Haaland get Ballon D’Or shouts for robotic tapins when this was the benchmark to win the D’Or back then
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20 year old Lionel Messi against prime Manchester United, unbelievable showcase of talent at such an early age.
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Called their greatest manager a specialist in failure and bitch owned him every single time. Proper gunman 😭
@Mike_RMCF
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I rated Jose Mourinho for winning 26 trophies in his career. Since you have randomly brought him up though. It's a good time to remind you that Arsenal have won 3 of 23 games against Jose Mourinho in his career. You are his dog. Hope this helps
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@AlbicelesteTalk @gastonedul Semi finals spot confirmed. Let’s gooo
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If it’s facing mighty Zimbabwe then him
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@Cricketracker
CricTracker
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You can pick only one in your dream T20 team 👇
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@imkevin149 CSK can only dream of reaching RCB’s levels
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TW // If these barbaric terrorist pigs are not kicked out of the country then it could be us one day. Cult worshipping brainde @d cuxts
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When it was needed the most 💀🫡
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@rentboiy Everyone will piss on his legacy after this WC 😭😭😭
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It’s time to own our dogs again in the final MI nation 💙
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Got that nonce finally 😭
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@IndianTechGuide
Indian Tech & Infra
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🚨 Indian Navy, INS Sumitra rescues 19 Pakistani fishermen from Somali pirates, off the east coast of somalia.
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@RCBTweets Dispatch it in actual games as well
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@MadridPreeti You quoted him first 🤡
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Thank god we didn’t get him and got the better one for less 🔥
@RCBTweets
Royal Challengers Bengaluru
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RCB BIDDING $750000 for POLLARD!!!
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Dhobi would sell his upcoming grandchildren in China bazaar to play an innings of this quality
@imkevin149
Kevin
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Chasing 400+ against Australia on 5th day isnt everyones cup of tea unless you are Ab de Villiers
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Tu bhi p @jeet hi hai bakrich0d 😭
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Faizan Wani
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Every Pajeet is same irrespective of Education,Money and Power,They Hate every Muslim..No matter How much secularism and Liberalism you preach to them ..The Fact is that they Hate you nd you've to prove your patriotism to them every single Time!
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@MSD_071113 @CricCrazyJohns Dhobi has 0 OS 100s despite facing minnows from 2007 😭
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@J4EGOLDBERG Chhota Bheem Thanos se naraaz kyun tha? Kyunki Infinity War me Thanos ne Chutki bajadi😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Time to get out of your slums and see the light then
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@rentboiy
romannnn
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Bro I'm not even trolling. No one cares about AB de Villiers outside the slums of Bangalore 👍
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Too loud for a club who shamelessly ruined the league’s reputation
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@rentboiy
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Too loud for a club unofficially run by Vijay Mallya
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Greatest ever for a reason
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@Google
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If the last 25 years have taught us anything, the next 25 will change everything. Here’s to the most searched moments of all time. #YearInSearch
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@_common_W_ @TheEuropeanLad Ronaldo held my club back. He’s not even to 10
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Definitely not
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@ChennaiIPL
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MisS him in blue today? 🥺🇮🇳
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These degenerate paan thukiyas and pani puri walas should be kicked out of my beautiful city asap.
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