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glock in my toyota

2 years

today, i got the greatest run in super monkey ball 2 history. back on top of my favorite all time category, the one that i learned the game with. just an unreal feeling. this is my greatest accomplishment in video games.

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5 years

first OC i've ever made

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2 years

hbox: relentlessly camps llod for upwards of an hour llod: pulls nearly 1,000 turnips throughout the brutal camping hbox when llod pulls a stitch/bomb:

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1 year

this guy simply cannot grapple with the fact that he is not playing against me lol

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2 months

this won me a tournament set lol

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5 years

sheik is hard? he aint the one man he dumb as shit

bonfire10🇵🇸

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5 years

Was talking with this boy on Tinder and brought up that I play melee... I think he's the one 😍

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12 days

surreal and awesome full circle moment for me

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21 days

this still doesnt feel real to say, but I WILL BE A PART OF THIS!!!!!! theyre flyin me out and everything!!!!! i'll be playing SMB2 story mode all levels!!! beyond excited!!!!!!!!!!

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21 days

ive wanted to do a speedrunning event for years its finally happening

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26 days

glock in my toyota, M.Ed

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3 years

for all the peach mains out there

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1 month

i am still in disbelief!! beat Brub, Bank, Bonfire, and Kalvar twice to win. what a fucking unreal day

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1 month

Congratulations to @glockSMB for winning his first Mass Madness today!!!

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4 years

@jiwasHere thanks im probably better than you too

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2 years

eddy mexico probably the most underrated melee player right now. honestly, one of the most underrated players of all time!

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3 years

OH MY GOD I GOT STORY MODE ALL LEVELS WR!!!!!!!!!!!! THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BELIEVING IN ME!!!!!!!!!!! I AM SO PROUD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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4 years

something i dont tell ppl - i went through a really bad patch early in high school and had a plan to commit suicide in my freshman year. to make a really long story short, i'm not sure i'd be alive today without the friendships i made through melee. it saved my life. #freemelee

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3 years

239lbs -> 199lbs march 1 -> may 17 under 200 lbs for the first time in like 7 years! holy cow this is awesome

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4 months

gg man cant read anymore of that drivel

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4 years

the definition of "adaptation" on netplay is when pudgypanda fsmashed after 3 pummels instead of wobbling on last stock to catch his opponent not DIing because they were trying to alt-tab lagswitch LMFAOOOOOOOO

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2 years

call her chairman the way she Mao on Zedong

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3 years

SMB2 Expert is the category that I learned how to speedrun Monkey Ball with. Now, over a year later, and after 13,926 attempts, I have World Record. This is the greatest accomplishment I've ever reached in video games. Feels amazing.

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1 year

LOOOOL

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3 years

stop double jumping at 0% challenge (WARNING: IMPOSSIBLE)

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10 months

what can i say, the people love me!

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2 years

i think smashcon might have the worst chat of any major ive ever seen lol like actually 95% casuals who dont know any players. multiple in chat rn calling essy and skerzo average players LOL i know spectators will always have "only knowing the top 10" brainrot but jesus christ

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2 years

feels weird to tell my normie-er friends that i was irl friends with ludwig when he lived in NH. he was just a guy who came to our melee locals lol. so cool to see where he is now and so cool that he fosters the scene that brought him up. an amazing figure in melee, truly.

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2 years

also today: first day of student teaching in the books! excited for the future :3

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2 years

i love rewatching sets vs. people who i've played a million times and who have beaten me before and hearing the commentators say that they "clearly didn't know the matchup". like maybe i'm just good at the game and played well? worst part of playing a weird character by FAR.

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2 years

29 PAUSELESS HAS BEEN CONQUERED!!! FIRST PERSON TO FINISH STORY MODE IN UNDER 30 MINUTES WITH NO PAUSE STRATS!!! HOLY FUCK!!!!!!!!!

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@glockSMB

4 years

yknow, one of the best decisions i made in my life was when i decided from a young age to only fuck people that are not half my age. its been great fucking people that are my age. people who can consent. i highly advise it

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11 months

An ode to my favorite move that I've basically never seen any other G&W players use. Clips from the last 2 weeks or so of ranked. 💕😍💕 Down-Smash 💕😍💕

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7 months

this year i am thankful for fox. he is the main reason melee is what it is and we should acknowledge that more.

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4 years

twitch chat showing off their incredible g&w knowledge as always

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8 months

new hat :D

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29 days

when you look good you play good, when you play good they pay good 📸 @breathlessx22

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2 years

game 3 vs skerzo, didnt choke the CG + really nicely spaced edgeguard. i've choked things like this in the past so to make a comeback by not choking them is pretty cool!

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1 year

I JUST TIED THE STORY MODE ALL LEVELS WORLD RECORD!!! I HAVE WORLD RECORD IN THIS CATEGORY FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 2 YEARS!!!! LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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3 years

mind if i soft-plagiarize your run and submit it to a near-completely defunct website for no apparent reason? ???????????????????????????????????????????

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4 months

grandmaster gaming (and watch)

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1 year

guy is blatantly juicing and still struggling to push 115 inclined. get real

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1 year

RFK Jr. is probably the most jacked presidential candidate we’ve ever had.

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@glockSMB

4 years

i bet if you punch an ultimate player in the face they say "bruh moment"

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@glockSMB

3 months

i got the job! feels really nice to not have to worry about applying and interviewing at a bunch of schools, because i got the job at my ideal landing spot! still hasn't fully sunken in, i'm gonna have a classroom of my own next year!!! :D

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@glockSMB

3 months

friend sent me this to wish me luck for my first real teaching job interview

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5 years

sorry smash players but the only 3-piece combo im interested in is kissing, cuddling, and pegging

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5 years

bro he went to like 2 tournaments

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1 year

Mr. Game & Watch matchup spread

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4 years

literally the fattest, juiciest L i have seen in months

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@glockSMB

6 months

rest in peace sir

My Mixtapez

@mymixtapez

6 months

Engineer & founder of the firearm company “Glock” has passed away. Gaston Glock was 94 🕊️

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5 months

i might be broke and washed up but etossed thinks im the 198th best player in the world so at least i have that

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4 years

when u world record by 50 seconds

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4 years

y'all really out here sayin shit like "imma use this time to better myself" and then boot up some fuckin LEAGUE LMAOOOOO

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3 years

@Golden_SSBM got some notifications man

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5 years

yes sheik that tech chase was totally poggers can i please play now

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5 years

more fresh anti-marth propaganda OC

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4 years

OK NEVERMIND THEN! GOT THE 28 WITH A 28:47!!!!!!! 2 DEATHS (CORK SCREW, GIMMICK) AND EXIT GAMED ONCE. BEST RUN OF MY FUCKING LIFE! TOP 5 SMAL AND JOINED THE 28 CLUB!!! ITS OVER! ITS OVER! ITS OVER! ITS OVER! ITS OVER! ITS OVER! ITS OVER! ITS OVER! ITS OVER! ITS OVER! ITS OVER!

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3 years

i'm gonna be taking a brief break from monkey ball. been having fun with other games/endeavors. for anyone who isn't aware, i completed a 9/9 sweep of every category i enjoy and care about. the 9 categories i really like, and i have record in all of em. pretty cool feeling :)

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15 days

hey that's me!!!

Mogul Moves

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15 days

WE’VE GOT MORE RUNNERS AND CASTERS CONFIRMED FOR FAST50! Check out the lineup ⬇️

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10 months

focused

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4 years

exactly 6 months ago, on february 23rd, I submitted my first super monkey ball 2 expert speedrun to leaderboards. today, I became the 3rd person to ever break the 16-minute barrier. this category means so much to me, and to be in such rarified company is satisfying beyond belief.

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4 years

holy fuck 1st/29 at new game plus!!!!! played complacently and lost in winners round 2 to stus. but i went on a runnnn 2-0d huff, 2-0d swoosh$, 2-0d psai, 3-1d spiff, 3-0d scooby, 3-1d dudutsai, 3-0d tian, 3-1 reset yasu and won 3-2 in set 2 of grands. i am becoming too strong

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1 year

cool

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4 years

ranked 3rd in NH, over a lot of people who have always been better than me throughout history. unbelievably proud of myself :3 mr. game & watch sucks

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@glockSMB

3 months

the only lasting memory i have of this guy is him talking for weeks about how the new england arcadian would be so free then pulling up and getting 17th

K8a/Keita

@SSBM_Keita

3 months

Well probably not getting top 100 this year. Cool and fun to get mickeyd by a match up that has a warm up embargo on it by a player whose playstyle is carried by his controller

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2 years

controller johns are so so so boring just shut up

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3 years

this dude put his own webcam over kikoho's playercam and acted like he hit this combo. not only is that obviously NOT kikoho, but you can tell from the playercam they werent even in the same building! LMFAOOOOO COMBO PLAGIARISM

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5 years

bro the age of consent is 16 bro its not illegal no bro he was 16 at the time bro no you just have to understand no bro he was so good tho bro the age of consent is 16 you dont know bro its not grooming bro if i had a 16 year old son id totally let him date a 28 year old man bro

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28 days

stoked to announce I will be doing an Ultimate All Levels Pauseless speedrun on the GDQ stream for a marble-roller centered Hotfix event. better yet, i get to kick the whole thing off! may 25 at 1pm. be there!

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3 years

HOLY FUCK I GOT GAIDEN WR!!!!!!! this run took huge deaths at the very end of Colossus and Phantasm, costing about ~1min combined. only 4 deaths in total though. gonna be really hard to beat, but i'm excited to push for 34 and beyond!

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@glockSMB

2 years

finished my undergraduate degree in english teaching today. i dont actually get my degree until 12/31, but i'm finished with all of my coursework. onward to grad school in the spring! thankful for all of my excellent support systems, so happy

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2 years

COOL WEBSITE 👍👍👍 (adblock on btw)

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16 days

holy shit lol

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3 years

it is my lovely bf's birthday today 🌸❤ everyone say happy birthday

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1 year

low tier + weeb music, lets get this one nuclear full vid linked below

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4 years

My Experience With NH Melee: they are cool and i like them

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1 year

MODS???? TAKE AWAY THIS MAN'S LIVELIHOOD AT ONCE!!

Riko

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1 year

Hey @ToysForBob @Gojira84 , this guy works for you correct? I banned him from my chat years ago when Crash 4 released for backseating and being rude, and it seems he tried to come back for my Rumble streams and just doubled down. Incredibly unprofessional imo

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10 months

shine was so great. feels great to perpetually be the crowd favorite and to get to meet and see so many great people. need to make an effort to go to more majors. love u all ggs all

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3 months

friend sent me this to wish me luck for my first real teaching job interview

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5 years

"cinematography" is the word white dudes use when they really like a movie but they don't know why

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3 years

you don't have to love mango, or be a fan of his. but it is impossible to deny that mango winning tournaments is a MASSIVE net positive on the community and on the game. melee following a mango win just feels different, in the best possible way. long live this game.

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4 years

captain falcon ordered at my store today

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3 years

decided on a whim to do some Expert runs using no safe strats, just to see if i could get some WR paces. first run past E23 ended up being a 3-second improvement on what was already arguably the hardest WR to beat in the game. absolutely unreal, i love monkey ball!!!!!!

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4 years

people r still playing melee? grow up man holy shit

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2 years

this is my 13 year old dog Katy. she's completely blind now and has lost most of her hearing too. she doesn't let it get her down, still loves to play fetch (though she isn't very good at it anymore). she doesn't have much left in her tank.

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3 years

phew! 2nd/41 at new game plus. lost to electroman in winners quarters, but made a losers run through Swoosh, Future Shock, Rienne, Shmeeli, and Younger before losing to Bonfire in grands. really pleased that i was able to keep my mentality intact and make a huge losers run. wooo!

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4 years

twitch has got to be on fucking crack bro

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5 years

rt if ur thankful for gtown tom

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1 year

1st/41 didnt drop a set! beat bvb, regex, dudutsai and younger. feelsgoodman

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1 year

gonna play melee tonight, pray for me

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1 year

easiest block in years

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4 years

thankful for my family, my boyfriend and super monkey ball really tho, speedrunning/streaming has become one of my favorite things to do, and im thankful to all my friends for supporting me and to the SMB community for helping me every step along the way only up from here!

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4 years

how the fuck are so many smash players getting banned bro there arent even tournaments anymore just shut off ur computer and ur good bro lol

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2 years

shoutout to wally, crazy win, he's one of the biggest and strongest grinders of this game and deserves the flowers more than many also my zain number is now 1 LMFAOOOOOOOOOO

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4 years

can we abolish combo videos yet

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9 months

23 today. i love you all

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3 years

got the World Record in Super Monkey Ball: GAIDEN today! beat the previous record by over a minute and a half!!!! this run was completely nuts, only substantially faltering in world 7. insane insane insane run, can't wait to see people push to beat it soon!

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14 days

a bit late for my east coast homies but i hope all my friends can tune in!! :)

ludwig

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14 days

🚀FAST50 SCHEDULE🚀 (many are calling it "good" and "drama-free") BETTER SEE UR ASS THERE 🎉

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4 years

@Qerb2D slox losing to 2 game and watches in 2 weeks oh noooo go getem friend

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1 year

i think combo videos are a lot cooler when you can see that the combos were done against really good players. it's like how back in halo 3 there was an understanding among pros that for teamtages, you could only use clips from pro scrims instead of just trashing randoms

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2 years

happy boyfriend day to my girl boyfriend who is a boy (and a girl?) idk i love you tho 💯

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3 months

3rd at Mass Madness!!!!!!!!! Beat Awesome Video Games, Skerzo, Q, and Skerzo again. Lost twice to Ember, she was too strong for me today. Feels great to play well at a big tournament :))))

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3 years

mackenzie is becoming too powerful

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