A “mildly venomous” snake has gone missing from its enclosure at New York’s Bronx Zoo. But zoo officials say the shy reptile poses no danger to visitors.
@girlwithatail
@PFTompkins
If I owned a zoo, I would leave one empty, cracked open tank in a dangerous/venomous exhibit. I would guide a tour through like “And here we have the most danger- oh crap, uh...never mind”
@girlwithatail
@PFTompkins
If the snake played video games or watched violent movies too, it might be about to go on a shooting rampage at the Hufflepuff dormitories