At a high school graduation listening to a senior girl make a speech: “I didn’t come here to make friends...” Me: “But guess what, I did.” Senior: “But guess what, I did.” Me: “See, mom? I could be in high school. WHY WON’T YOU LET ME MOVE IN WITH YOU?” Tweet added by erin whitehead @girlwithatail

erin whitehead

5 years

At a high school graduation listening to a senior girl make a speech: “I didn’t come here to make friends...” Me: “But guess what, I did.” Senior: “But guess what, I did.” Me: “See, mom? I could be in high school. WHY WON’T YOU LET ME MOVE IN WITH YOU?”

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Mike

@mikericciiii

5 years

@girlwithatail @PFTompkins I read this, rolled my eyes, kept scrolling, began giggling five seconds later, scrolled back up just to like this and comment.

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Androo Hiss

@AndrooHiss

5 years

@girlwithatail @PFTompkins Was this at The Bachelor high school?

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EddieBauerMan

@JohnCBaer

5 years

@girlwithatail “And as it turned out, friends made ME.”

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Neil DeGrassi Highson

@funkpwer

5 years

@girlwithatail @PFTompkins Who the fuck starts high school going, "I'm gonna backstab ALL these chumps?" My first thought on my first day of high school was probably, "I hope none of the seniors beat me up cause I'm just a lil baby."

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vanilla naruto zero

@jordan_is_ok

5 years

@girlwithatail And that is your screenplay.

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