@girlwithatail Still laughing at this... perfect.

@usedwigs Haha thank you, Jeff! Your “likes” always mean a lot.

@girlwithatail Usually, when someone I dislike joins one of my friend groups, whatever I see isn’t recognized by anyone else. If I express my dislike, my friends get mad at me. The group is poisoned, I stop hanging out, and the person I dislike stays their friend forever.

@Michael_Leviton Seems you’re the person the tweet is about.

@girlwithatail @mmmmblais

@girlwithatail I felt this in my soul.

@girlwithatail I once called a girl my friend group seemed to like “milquetoast” and they got all up in arms. So I said..”ok. I’ll wait.” Shortly after, one of them says..”worse than that, she’s a bitch!” Waiting for it has its privileges. Vindication.

@girlwithatail Average wait time for my idiot friends to catch up: 7.5 years.

@girlwithatail Oh, God bless you. I, unfortunately, don't have patience and walk into the room at the next hang out like, "THAT PERSON IS DEAD TO ME. HERE'S A POWER POINT PRESENTATION WHY."

@k8salmon Always is

@girlwithatail I have a couple of friends with crappy taste in boyfriends. When I ask the question to myself, it’s more like, How long do we have to wait?....

@girlwithatail And when they do their first shady thing...

@girlwithatail @seanpbeck I guarantee you're right.

@girlwithatail My dad: oh my god did I tell you [redacted] supports Kavanaugh!?! Me: ...Remember 8 years ago when I said it was inappropriate for [redacted], a highschool teacher, to use “gay” as a slur? Among other things. Dad: Yeah, I’m getting tired of her too.

@girlwithatail @Drewroc1 @SamCVW

@girlwithatail One of the great joys of life is when they cotton on someone you don't like is a douche and you're like "YES!" and a torrent of pent up gossip pours out.

@girlwithatail It’s easy for some to see the signs but not others.

@girlwithatail I always win this game even if it sucks to be right in this scenario. Trust my gut friends! She never lies!

@girlwithatail @MaryConnors_