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Want to make sure I have this straight…
The SEC thinks earning yield on crypto is so risky that they need to shut it down, but I can walk into a casino right now and gamble my life savings away and that’s okay.
Beyond excited to say that I’ve just hired my sister full-time!
She is one of the most creative people I know and I can’t wait to unleash her unicorn energy into my content.🦄
Please help me officially welcome her to the cryptoverse! 🥰
Let me get this straight…
SBF steals billions of dollars, but instead of going to jail, he’s currently chilling in his penthouse in the Bahamas and flying to New York next week to speak at a conference.
They aren’t even trying to hide the corruption at this point 🙈
A little perspective for those who support taxing unrealized capital gains:
Let's say you bought a house at 500k and it's now worth 750k. With a 20% tax - you'd suddenly owe $50,000...even though you never sold your home and don't actually have that money.
Reasonable, right?🙃
SBF gets to be home with his family for Christmas while Ross Ulbricht sits in a jail cell. 😞
Says everything you need to know about the political corruption in this country.
Me thinking I did a good job explaining the
#BitcoinHalving
to my mom.
Mom: Wow, so they are deleting half of the bitcoins? This must be a hard time for you... I know how much you like them.
Highlight from today:
A guy I almost dated, but he ended things because I didn’t have an advanced degree and said he only wanted to date “smart women that were doing important things with their life”… messaged me saying he saw the Post article.
lmao 😏