TheBlues Profile Banner
TheBlues Profile
TheBlues

@gflan02

2,287
Followers
1,318
Following
5,544
Media
77,038
Statuses

upthefuckingtoffees

Somewhere
Joined August 2012
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
@gflan02
TheBlues
2 years
Fella next to me had this in his hand all game, from then on I knew from then we would win.
Tweet media one
33
124
2K
@gflan02
TheBlues
2 years
If I see rondon and iwobi walk out on that pitch later am bouncing my puka pie off Benitez head.
23
49
834
@gflan02
TheBlues
3 years
Allan nicks more balls than an electric shaver.
19
72
768
@gflan02
TheBlues
3 years
😂
27
157
750
@gflan02
TheBlues
4 years
Just been sent this
Tweet media one
13
65
723
@gflan02
TheBlues
2 years
Don’t shoot me down but I would sell Dcl £70 mill if it means we buy a 20/25 goal a season striker.
179
10
643
@gflan02
TheBlues
2 months
Remember when Tommy gravson was in the news bar am some lad said to him his mate thinks he’s shit, the lads mate was playing Sunday league the next day and Tommy went down and gave him shit all game. The mad bastard. 😂
17
27
649
@gflan02
TheBlues
4 years
Came across this girl on the river weaver while fishing I stopped to talk to her, with her permission I recorded this. Simply beautiful.
50
94
601
@gflan02
TheBlues
7 years
This 👌
Tweet media one
13
125
503
@gflan02
TheBlues
6 years
Just been given this, all the kits from 1878 to now
Tweet media one
61
55
505
@gflan02
TheBlues
4 years
How boss is my sons birthday cake, thanks to Jessicascakesandcupcakes (insta) 👌
Tweet media one
17
16
456
@gflan02
TheBlues
1 year
Anyone
Tweet media one
188
19
431
@gflan02
TheBlues
2 years
Shout out to @ALANMYERSMEDIA for keeping all in the loop from the start of the transfer window. Cheers Alan. 💙
7
2
428
@gflan02
TheBlues
3 years
Dan mies Instagram’ check the reg.
Tweet media one
5
18
417
@gflan02
TheBlues
9 months
Iwobi in the background walking past
@HappyPunch
Happy Punch
9 months
Did Conor McGregor just call out KSI? 🤨
249
521
14K
4
6
350
@gflan02
TheBlues
9 months
Mad that some of our fans think he’s shite, hahaha it baffles, clueless
@UtdFrenzy
Frenzy.
9 months
Amadou Onana vs Wolves🎥
24
58
555
47
15
300
@gflan02
TheBlues
2 years
That’s only half 👀 this stadium is going too be massive.
Tweet media one
14
14
287
@gflan02
TheBlues
2 years
Dcl Patterson Mykelenko VDB All have to start on Saturday
13
6
258
@gflan02
TheBlues
3 years
You got us banned 🖕
@cliff7813
cliff7813
3 years
@gflan02 @mickobrien3333 And your excuse for never winning a European Cup is..............?
9
0
0
8
12
230
@gflan02
TheBlues
4 years
AP McCoy and Claire balding ready for another day at the Cheltenham festival.
Tweet media one
7
46
213
@gflan02
TheBlues
4 years
My uncle just died of #COVID ー19 I’d never thought of it happening to one of my own, but reality has kicked in with shit, stay safe people and stay in. 🙏
64
5
211
@gflan02
TheBlues
2 years
@DannyDcomedian He’s living his life the way he wants too and am sure he doesn’t give a fuck what you think and I don’t mean to sound bad saying that, whatever makes you happy in life isn’t it.
0
0
201
@gflan02
TheBlues
1 year
@TheFootballHubs Would of been offside anyway but I forgot it’s Liverpool fc
Tweet media one
6
1
194
@gflan02
TheBlues
2 years
Dcl Richarlison Mykelenko Patterson Dobbin Simms Braithweight Gordon Get a manager in who can work properly with this crop of players
13
8
184
@gflan02
TheBlues
2 years
Wonder where their going 👀
Tweet media one
12
6
181
@gflan02
TheBlues
6 months
Would this be a good banner right across our home end at the new stadium
Tweet media one
26
8
182
@gflan02
TheBlues
3 years
Till these players are gone we will always be shite Holgate Sigurdsson Gomes Bernard Coleman Iwobi Mina Keane Davies Don’t tell me otherwise
83
12
163
@gflan02
TheBlues
2 years
If Allan was in a 3 man midfield and Gordon instead of Townsend we would of won that game.
17
2
148
@gflan02
TheBlues
2 years
Only just seen this 😂
5
21
131
@gflan02
TheBlues
7 months
17
28
129
@gflan02
TheBlues
4 years
Look at that for £3 in work
Tweet media one
20
1
114
@gflan02
TheBlues
7 years
First kopite on the phone in, the American owners need to get the hand in the pocket 600mill spent plus a new stand
6
44
112
@gflan02
TheBlues
2 years
@LoriHartx Yes I know that feeling it’s like you’ve committed a crime being sick.
1
0
113
@gflan02
TheBlues
3 years
Morning blues just got this sent to me, 😂😂😂😂
Tweet media one
59
5
106
@gflan02
TheBlues
3 years
We have two billionaires on board at Everton 1 worth 2billion the other 12billion stop worrying over a £50million price tag.
9
1
105
@gflan02
TheBlues
1 year
@ThickBlueLine He slipped so he done all he can to block it so that’s fine with me.
0
0
112
@gflan02
TheBlues
5 years
Just seen marcel brands at the ground “I said we want Lozano in the summer”.he said “you like him?” I said “yes”. His reply, “so do I”. It’s on
9
14
100
@gflan02
TheBlues
3 years
A few of the lads behind me absolutely slated young Anthony Gordon yesterday, I thought he played really well full of energy and direct and likes to move with the ball, I’ve got every faith in this kid.
16
0
101
@gflan02
TheBlues
5 months
Someone on here said get this and honestly it’s the business. Montblanc
Tweet media one
20
3
104
@gflan02
TheBlues
7 years
Tweet media one
4
29
100
@gflan02
TheBlues
1 year
An we’ll throw them all in Mersey.
Tweet media one
0
4
95
@gflan02
TheBlues
7 years
Kyle walker with the Man City fans
Tweet media one
1
30
87
@gflan02
TheBlues
1 year
Goodison road absolutely fantastic
Tweet media one
4
7
90
@gflan02
TheBlues
8 years
Seriously imagine this
Tweet media one
11
41
83
@gflan02
TheBlues
6 years
If this guy was in the paper for wanking dogs off it wouldn’t surprise me
Tweet media one
9
13
76
@gflan02
TheBlues
3 years
Plenty of leg room 👍
Tweet media one
5
11
87
@gflan02
TheBlues
3 years
Rafa done more talking and organising the players yesterday than any of our previous managers.
9
4
84
@gflan02
TheBlues
3 years
If Tosun is available the surly he’s has to start over that wardrobe.
4
2
87
@gflan02
TheBlues
9 months
Who made this 😂
Tweet media one
3
16
89
@gflan02
TheBlues
3 years
So do Keane and holgate drop out for Mina and Godfrey on Saturday.
42
2
82
@gflan02
TheBlues
3 years
My local is open serving £2 bowl of scouse but if you don’t want it just put a raffle ticket on the table and tell the bizzies it’s on it way Scousers lar
7
6
82
@gflan02
TheBlues
4 years
When you see it
Tweet media one
12
15
83
@gflan02
TheBlues
6 years
Am in Madrid What’s our fucking name,
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
2
8
78
@gflan02
TheBlues
3 years
A pairing of Godfrey and koulibaly with max Arrons at RB and digne excites me for next season,
7
2
79
@gflan02
TheBlues
2 years
Remember when fellaini first joined and it took a few games maybe 10 or more to adjust to the PL, it will be the same with Onana, don’t be a prick and criticise him already, I seen a great tackle by him today them long legs will be important for us.
3
1
78
@gflan02
TheBlues
6 years
This morning in broad green
Tweet media one
3
8
73
@gflan02
TheBlues
4 years
Get Bernard off the books ASAP not a chance he’s worth £120,000 a week to sit on a bench
16
0
70
@gflan02
TheBlues
2 years
Anyone think that brands and lampard would of worked well together.
16
0
76
@gflan02
TheBlues
2 years
If we stay in this league the first person I want out of our club is kenwright oh man he needs to go ASAP
12
5
74
@gflan02
TheBlues
4 years
@Dannym91 This sort of behaviour proves that who are the bitter ones, the champions and we always have them in their heads, it’s unreal the length they go to,
11
0
66
@gflan02
TheBlues
1 year
Go and get him he’s the perfect Everton manager.
Tweet media one
17
4
75
@gflan02
TheBlues
6 years
Best one yet
Tweet media one
8
29
67
@gflan02
TheBlues
1 year
Absolute criminal that we haven’t got any players in going into Saturdays massive game.
6
5
76
@gflan02
TheBlues
3 years
Who would be first out the door this transfer window, for me. Iwobi. This lad is stealing a living, all about his lifestyle, Instagram videos ect.
45
0
66
@gflan02
TheBlues
3 years
The the tricky reds
52
7
67
@gflan02
TheBlues
4 years
Tom Davies will never ever and I repeat will never be a PL footballer,
8
6
62
@gflan02
TheBlues
3 years
Go on own up who did this masterpiece 😂
@1878Scotto
Scotto
3 years
Tweet media one
18
58
479
2
2
60
@gflan02
TheBlues
1 month
Just give it to Baines on Sunday honestly
5
3
64
@gflan02
TheBlues
6 years
Do we all agree that we let cuco martina go for nothing
12
0
58
@gflan02
TheBlues
6 years
Close in on this pic and imagine sitting around this lot every home Fuckin hell 🙈
Tweet media one
17
30
56
@gflan02
TheBlues
1 year
@CharlieW4780 We’re still crap Wayne
0
0
56
@gflan02
TheBlues
7 years
In the boozer like the rest of them
@LucasLeiva87
Lucas Leiva
7 years
@LFC I will miss all of you and I will be watching you guys like a RED supporter. Thanks lads 😘😘😘
996
8K
34K
1
12
50
@gflan02
TheBlues
2 years
@Everton_Extra I really hope it works out for us and him, you can see what it means to him to be Everton manager, am sure the board will back him in January if needed and 100% in the summer. All the best frank.
1
0
58
@gflan02
TheBlues
4 years
@EvertonNewsFeed Fair play from ole I honestly like the man anyway he’s very likeable
0
0
54
@gflan02
TheBlues
4 years
Could I get away with this on a night out,
Tweet media one
7
2
54
@gflan02
TheBlues
4 years
@LFCZac0 @richarlison97 @Everton Hahaha but you’ve just followed him and the Everton twitter you toss pot
1
0
54
@gflan02
TheBlues
3 years
@Everton @andros_townsend Just give 100% lad that’s all we ask, welcome to Everton 👍
3
1
51
@gflan02
TheBlues
7 years
Just a little poem for Bradley 💙
Tweet media one
3
28
50
@gflan02
TheBlues
2 years
Yes lad @BenG0dfrey 💪
Tweet media one
1
1
53
@gflan02
TheBlues
6 years
Just offer us a freddo and he’s yours
@EvertonBlueArmy
Everton Blue Army
6 years
Everton are willing to listen to offers from other clubs for Ashley Williams. (Source: Liverpool Echo)
Tweet media one
42
8
149
8
0
51
@gflan02
TheBlues
6 years
Iff you want Eddie fucking Howe to be next manager do yourself a favour and pack in football
6
4
45
@gflan02
TheBlues
3 years
@Everton Wait till hes heard a full packed goodison
1
0
46
@gflan02
TheBlues
7 years
My son in a party with beni last year 👍
Tweet media one
2
4
46
@gflan02
TheBlues
4 years
I absolutely dread my son going out in todays society, he’s out now in town and am sat here thinking the worse and that means no sleep till he gets home safe, i suppose he needs to find his way in life, but I know every parent thinks the same.
3
0
48
@gflan02
TheBlues
6 months
@aroundliv He’s in a tshirt and got sunglasses on the absolute helmet
6
1
50
@gflan02
TheBlues
9 years
Tweet media one
0
55
45
@gflan02
TheBlues
4 years
😍😍January the spade goes in.
Tweet media one
3
2
47
@gflan02
TheBlues
3 years
He’s talking about kopites here
@lapulgafreak
Hamza
3 years
He’s spot on
Tweet media one
313
3K
23K
4
0
50
@gflan02
TheBlues
3 years
Kids today wouldn’t have a clue what’s going on here.
Tweet media one
3
2
46
@gflan02
TheBlues
2 years
@thehealthb0t The biggest kept secret in the world. WHY ?
22
1
42
@gflan02
TheBlues
6 years
Put a bid in for Willian from Chelsea do what it takes smash our transfer record form him @Everton
3
1
43
@gflan02
TheBlues
7 years
Did unsy tell Morgan and kev to leg it out of finch farm for not taking training seriously, if so good in unsy #cunts
4
10
45
@gflan02
TheBlues
6 years
Hahahaha
Tweet media one
1
18
41
@gflan02
TheBlues
4 years
Dcl will never ever have that killer instinct in him, we need better strikers it’s that simple
6
2
42
@gflan02
TheBlues
6 years
@Everton Little Bernard 😂
1
1
42
@gflan02
TheBlues
3 years
I didn’t follow him anyway but his tweet telling everyone to stop crying and get vaccinated is out of order.
Tweet media one
35
1
39
@gflan02
TheBlues
15 days
I seriously don’t get the hate for Onana.
46
2
46
@gflan02
TheBlues
3 years
You you take this piss about klopps mum do me a favour and fuck off and unfollow me.
2
3
45
@gflan02
TheBlues
6 years
To the fella who bet £5,000 on Walcott joining us congrats 👍
6
2
41