My 6yo son just said he'd be scared to shake the magic money tree "In case more bigotry fell out" and I'm crying because I invented him.
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@nwithey101
I hope they do. I've always been proud of the strong sense of social justice that I've imbued in my imaginary offspring.
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@NMB1978
He rejects the world of science because he believes it's more important to feel than it is to think. He's also really fucking stupid.
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@nwithey101
Alas, my imaginary son is so embarrassed by all the attention he's refused his muesli.
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@almurray
I would ask my fictitious progeny to explain it to us, but he's triggered by the concept of cartesian dualism.
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@georgiefulham
I'm glad that the philosophical wisdom of my fictitious son has managed to inspire a possible romance, or arrest :)
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@MattClements88
@bensmart10
@lcocker
@AustraliaToon1
@almurray
You're practically one of us, you've been here that long.
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@geraintgriffith
@philipreeve1
Read him The Lie Tree by
@FrancesHardinge
and
@chrisriddell50
and set his wonderful imagination fly even further
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@danyoung5
@geraintgriffith
@DHOTYA2017
while you are calling that out, dup have may exactly where they want her, those vote wont come cheap now they know she'll pay
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