@geraintgriffith Those Aldi and Lidl checkouts stress me out. I always end up in a total pickle! 🤪

@WeirdWiltsBlog They used too me too, I'm accustomed to them now though.

@geraintgriffith [Time] 12:31:06 CAN YOU MOVE TO AISLE 3 PLEASE 12:31:19 AISLE 3 IS CLOSING. PLEASE MOVE TO AISLE 1 12:31:28 AISLE 3 IS NOW OPEN BUT AISLE 2 WILL CLOSE AFTER AISLE 4 HAS CLOSED AND THEN OPENED AGAIN. 12:31:42 MANAGER TO AISLE 3 PLEASE.

@HBrubanter Utter chaos disguised as teutonic efficiency is exactly what I want from my shopping experience.

@geraintgriffith @1970RobD No genuflecting in the coffin area. Filter past and genuflect on your way out.

@Pipsos4 @1970RobD In order to keep our prices low, we have provided an area of genuflection.

@geraintgriffith "Dear customers, we are now opening till 6"

@NaomiMorris80 Just the ticket for those late in the day random garden furniture emergencies.

@geraintgriffith That made me laugh out loud 😄

@LynnLeslie18 😁😁😁

@geraintgriffith But then there's a customer who insists on neatly packing everything away at the checkout, blissfully unaware that you're supposed to swish everything rapidly back into your trolley and pack later.

@paulmyszor I respect their difference, and pray they make it out of the store alive.

@geraintgriffith The utter satisfaction of having it all packed before they ring up the total. I am not competitive but.

@GJKelly6 My shopping is loaded onto the conveyor with speedy packing in mind. Winning is everything

@geraintgriffith We defied the instructions in Aldi once and stayed in the queue we were in..but when we reached the irrate check out lady, she insisted in checking out our other bags in a sort of suspect shop lifter revenge way, uncomfortable experience.

@crogger123 You will never beat the system.

@geraintgriffith One assistant would be enough. 😃

@c_h_pugh True!

@geraintgriffith I love this thread! Laughing away to myself on the train!

@madamelebun Excellent 😊