Priti Patel has just informed us that shoplifting is down. Next up: deaths from the Bubonic Plague are on the wane and dinosaur attacks have dwindled. Tweet added by Geraint @geraintgriffith

Geraint

4 years

Priti Patel has just informed us that shoplifting is down. Next up: deaths from the Bubonic Plague are on the wane and dinosaur attacks have dwindled.

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Trevor Chenery

@Krisp06

4 years

@geraintgriffith @AnjHanda ... and all across London these poor chaps are going out of business ?

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Geraint

@geraintgriffith

4 years

@Krisp06 @AnjHanda Things may not be as rosy as we thought.

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Catwoman

@TheSiouxfan

4 years

@geraintgriffith She'll be telling us we don't need Hansom cab lamp fitters any more at this rate.

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Geraint

@geraintgriffith

4 years

@TheSiouxfan I'm expecting the correlation between ursine mammals living in wooded areas and the frequency of bearshit incidents next.

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LondonIrish

@robeuropean

4 years

@geraintgriffith @Loganlorenzo1 In the words of Father Ted: ‘Sure, she’s brilliant!’

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Geraint

@geraintgriffith

4 years

@RobLiamEarly @Loganlorenzo1 😁

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Martin Blow

@Blowmonkey1

4 years

@geraintgriffith Plane hijacking also down, result

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Geraint

@geraintgriffith

4 years

@Blowmonkey1 Not forgetting football violence, and ticket touting.

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Fi ∞

@musicvstheworld

4 years

@geraintgriffith Can she work out the percentages, though?

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Geraint

@geraintgriffith

4 years

@musicvstheworld I doubt it.

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Myles George

@kingtubby1Oz

4 years

@geraintgriffith This is a Minister of State in the middle of a pandemic, right?

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Geraint

@geraintgriffith

4 years

@kingtubby1Oz Yep.

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Big Love

@BigLove72525511

4 years

@geraintgriffith I've been attacked relentlessly by a six year old dinosaur for 2 weeks

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Geraint

@geraintgriffith

4 years

@BigLove72525511 That particular curve should be flattening soon.

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Geraint

@geraintgriffith

4 years

@flonightinghoul Haven't seen many Romans about either.

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AG has left the building

@AGallcobhair

4 years

@geraintgriffith Fantastic news! Phew.

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RosalindJane🦒

@RosalindJane

4 years

@geraintgriffith Sharp as a tack, that one.

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Tears 4 Souvenirs

@piko4566

4 years

@geraintgriffith It's mostly dinosaurs I'm seeing out and about.

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Steve Morrison

@chopper32

4 years

@geraintgriffith I'm not counting on her.

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