@geraintgriffith A 'Tory-ian' Christmas?

@bath_ms I'm empowering them to reach their true potential.

@geraintgriffith Such generosity. Do hope you'll allow them to pop up a few chimneys or down a few mines on Christmas morning for an added treat.

@lizzieg999 I've dislocated their shoulders so they can get to the really tricky parts.

@geraintgriffith My chimney needs sweeping.

@boofybunloaf I'll book you in for Christmas morning.

@geraintgriffith Even the one with the long ginger hair and a pet dragon?

@IslwynD Especially that one.

@geraintgriffith I have a chimney you could send them up? Selfless I am. Happy Christmas.

@CookJmc Thank you for kindly offering to invest in their spiritual growth. Our nation needs more selfless individuals such as your good self.

@geraintgriffith @koochykooh Lead soldiers so they don't have to grow up

@SaraSeddon1 Careful Miss.

@geraintgriffith The beatings will continue till moral improves wot wot my good sir

@geraintgriffith Who’s that coming down the chimney....oh, hello son

@geraintgriffith After the general election that’s what everyone will have under the tories

@geraintgriffith @manwithabag All available under a conservative government....