Why is Prince Andrew stepping down from public life when its his private life that's the issue? He should be permanently on display in a glass case so we know exactly what the fucker's up to.
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@geraintgriffith
I feel sorry for him. He is so locked away already he cannot even go to a party without some evil teenager who pretends to like him then betrays him decades later to the media
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@stevesolomons
His security detail and team of highly paid advisers should obviously take their share of the blame too.
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@geraintgriffith
If you're wondering where he is and what he's doing......have you checked Pizza Express in Woking ?
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@geraintgriffith
We could squeeze him in with Jeremy Bentham, he would probably be glad of the company.
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@dysondoc
Brilliant idea! Except then everyone would actually have to see him.
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@geraintgriffith
Can we dress it appropriately at various special holidays and seasons. A holly wreath for Christmas, some fluffy yellow chicks and eggs at Easter, flower garlands in Spring, etc.
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@geraintgriffith
And give us proof positive as to whether or not he sweats or not.
#royalinabox
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