@geraintgriffith Lucky that your mum bought you a big cosy jacket, you mean.

@gillyjohn1 I can still hear the laughter.

@geraintgriffith @TheSimonEvans "Well I think you look very trendy."

@mostly_sleepy @TheSimonEvans shurrup mum

@geraintgriffith I'm worried about my head. It had a massive knock. I'm not quite right.

@Whippyster Go to hospital.

@geraintgriffith This sounds a little close to home?

@piko4566 My entire adult life has been spent exorcising the demons of childhood.

@geraintgriffith @fliceverett Apart from being accompanied to the bus stop, that's exactly like me and the duffle coat that my wicked stepmother bought me and insisted I wear and which I hated with a passion.

@Louise243 @fliceverett The only reason people have children is to impose their values on them. Otherwise they're nothing more than the tallest people in the house.

@geraintgriffith You'll grow into it. I'm not made of money.

@tallulahpoke you've always got enough for gin and bingo.

@geraintgriffith @CHIMPSINSOCKS She knows if she left that penguin there it’d get battered 🥰

@Nicolam95529609 @CHIMPSINSOCKS They don't look like a friendly audience to be fair.

@geraintgriffith Listen to mummy. Mummy knows best.

@Pongolife shurrup mum

@geraintgriffith @demincooper 😂

@geraintgriffith 😂😂😂

@geraintgriffith @Diane444 😂😂