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@Stokastic_Com Director of DFS Content. Greg from Twitter. Agent of the casinos.

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Greg Ehrenberg
6 months
Another win to start the season! I really couldn’t be more appreciative to our team at @Stokastic_Com who made amazing new tools this year. And thanks to everybody who has been dming me and messaging to sweat the slate with me. It was a great night!
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Greg Ehrenberg
3 years
Kyrie Irving, “I don’t want to be a distraction” Also Kyrie every 15 minutes
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4 months
2 years ago, my brother won a Topps redemption for a random piece of MLB memorabilia from an All Star player Yesterday, it finally came in the mail. They sent him a pair of pants used by Wander Franco (proof below). I’m actually nervous that this could be a piece of evidence.
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@holamikoo He thought the sign outside said erection
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4 months
Stafford has a hole in his hand, a concussion, a shoulder injury and all his ribs are dust but every pass he throws is a dime
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1 year
Lisa Salters is presenting Jokic the Western Conference Finals MVP a week removed from saying she had never seen him play before while Mark Jackson has to talk about how great Jokic is when he didn’t have him Top 5 in his MVP ballot. ESPN NBA coverage is something.
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5 months
Positive update on Trevor Lawrence per source. He’s been walking to the hospital since last night. While he was late for his MRI appointment, the team is optimistic a hospital in the town over will be able to squeeze him in if he can walk there on time. 🙏
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Greg Ehrenberg
5 years
The Lakers are out here playing checkers while the rest of the league plays basketball
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3 years
This is how I used to play Madden with Michael Vick
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1 month
Is it a bit that people think this isn’t a foul? It’s about as blatant a moving screen as there can possibly be
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Greg Ehrenberg
4 years
He’s about to become Danuel Apartment
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4 years
Danuel House Jr wife just posted this on her IG story
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@tschlep2 The reveal was really funny because my brother is with his wife’s family for the holidays. So I picked up the package for him and then we FaceTimed to reveal what they sent him. And it was this…
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Greg Ehrenberg
2 years
I’m officially having the dumbest conversation ever with @FanDuel_Support . Morant had the highest scoring average in the series and they are telling me points per game is calculated as total points divided by a teams total games and missed games are counted as a 0 for averages.
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Greg Ehrenberg
3 years
Gender reveals are getting out of control
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Greg Ehrenberg
3 years
Life update. I bought a house. Never expected I would get so much out of a $20 DFS deposit when I was in college. Lots of good variance along the way and thanks to everybody that supports my work!
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Greg Ehrenberg
2 years
This the most off the rails sports broadcast I’ve ever heard. Bob Sheridan is lucky more people aren’t watching boxing.
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2 years
The people on the timeline celebrating the return of the NBA and ignoring World War 3
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@MySportsUpdate From now on, it should only be news when Toney doesn’t get hurt
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@conorbm @tschlep2 This is, without a doubt, the least valuable thing he could have received
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@DanStrafford The players selected what was sent out from their own personal collection which was what made me wonder if Wander actually could have done this to get rid of some evidence (not seriously but a dumb conspiracy)
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Greg Ehrenberg
2 years
There are only two types of people in this world. Which one are you?
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4 years
Reminder, James Harden plays in Toronto tonight. Toronto has the lowest rated strip clubs of any NBA city.
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2 years
That must make him the highest paid coach in NFL history
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Hue Jackson suggests he was paid extra for losses as Browns head coach.
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Greg Ehrenberg
4 years
Does anybody else feel like they might have had coronavirus 1-2 months ago?
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Greg Ehrenberg
2 years
If Ben Simmons plays in Game 4, he has the potential to set NBA playoff history by becoming the first player to ever get eliminated from the playoffs in back to back games played
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Greg Ehrenberg
6 months
There’s a ton of betting value on tonight’s NBA slate. For every 50 likes this post gets, I’ll reply below in a thread with one of tonight’s bets (I’ve placed 18 so far). These are my betting results for the year so far using @OddsShopper :
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Greg Ehrenberg
9 months
It looks like Wander Franco’s career is over. And Karl Malone, who got a 13 year old pregnant, got a standing ovation at a UFC event a month ago. Malone faced no repercussions which continues to be insane to me.
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Greg Ehrenberg
4 years
Great, The United States of America apparently uses the same stats provider as FanDuel
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Greg Ehrenberg
8 months
If you want to know the worst bet you can possibly make right now, the Browns are 15/1 at DraftKings to be the last team to be undefeated. Their current record is 1-1.
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Greg Ehrenberg
2 years
Slow start for the Suns but they closed as -265 favorites and are now +1000000 underdogs. Boom, value.
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Greg Ehrenberg
2 years
If the Mavs win tonight, it’s time to admit that the Kings made a mistake drafting Marvin Bagley over Luka Doncic
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Greg Ehrenberg
1 year
This is the worst logic for making a bet that I have ever seen
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Greg Ehrenberg
1 year
If Derrick Lewis retires, he will go down in history as the funniest athlete of my lifetime
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Greg Ehrenberg
6 months
12 NBA games tonight and the threads are undefeated so far this season so let’s do another For every 50 likes this post gets, I’ll reply below in a thread with a bet from @OddsShopper that I’m placing today These are my betting results for the year:
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Greg Ehrenberg
6 months
Here we go again. We crushed this other day going 6-1 on bets including a +410 prop. For every likes this post gets, I’ll reply below in a thread with a bet from @OddsShopper that I’m placing today. These are my betting results for the year
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Greg Ehrenberg
8 months
How much money would Nick Chubb have to be paid to snap his leg in half so that Dick Sherman would lose a $5 bet?
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Greg Ehrenberg
1 month
Here’s the NY/NJ earthquake caught live during a show. That was a new experience for me. The epicenter was about 15 miles from my house.
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Greg Ehrenberg
1 year
The Celtics went to the NBA Finals last year and went to 7 games in the Eastern Conference Finals this year and there are about to be a bunch of terrible takes about how this team needs to be broken up. If this isn’t a successful two year run then nearly every team needs to fold.
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Greg Ehrenberg
4 years
What athlete would you be most interested to see how their career turned out if they never got injured? For me it’s Greg Oden
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Greg Ehrenberg
5 months
When the attorneys are authorized because Christian Kirk got hurt
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Greg Ehrenberg
4 months
As most of you know by now, there have been changes to the @Stokastic_Com content team so I want to explain it from my position. One of the trickiest parts of having a large team of full time employees is the seasonality of DFS. In the spring and summer months, we often have…
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Greg Ehrenberg
6 months
Oh wow. When asked for an update on the status of Joe Burrow, Bengals coach Zac Taylor said “he’s not coming back, your parlays are dead,” as reported by Charissa Thompson.
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Greg Ehrenberg
5 months
He lost $22 million playing DFS. I vote he should still be allowed to play.
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Mike Mazzeo
5 months
Release from Amit Patel's attorney. Patel is the former Jaguars' employee who allegedly stole $22 million from the team.
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Greg Ehrenberg
4 years
I assume the answer is yes, but I wanted confirmation
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Greg Ehrenberg
2 years
Important reminder that you should be unfollowing Fantasy Labs and following @Underdog__NBA . Justin Phan used to run the labs account and he’s at underdog now. His replacement is trying to steal his content.
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Greg Ehrenberg
4 years
The Mavs were in Miami last night and it was Luka Donic’s 21st birthday. He’s listed as questionable on the injury report.
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Greg Ehrenberg
1 year
My one takeaway from the Britney Griner situation. There are somewhere around 40,000 Americans who live in our country and are incarcerated for marijuana offenses. There’s no trade or negotiation that needs to happen to let these people be free.
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Greg Ehrenberg
2 years
No NBA DFS for the next week is going to suck
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Greg Ehrenberg
2 years
I have something very important to share with all of you. I found my student ID from my freshman year of high school.
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Greg Ehrenberg
1 year
How is every team in the NBA something like 0-15 when Scott Foster is the ref? Do both teams lose whenever he’s an official?
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Tom Haberstroh
1 year
👁️ Scott Foster is officiating NYK-MIA Game 6 tonight. The Miami Heat have lost 10 straight games with Scott Foster officiating dating back to last season. 1-12 W-L last two seasons, 3-10 against the spread.
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Greg Ehrenberg
3 years
When you screenshot your lineups before the slate is over
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Greg Ehrenberg
3 years
I have decided to carve out a niche as the only DFS guy that talks about DFS
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Greg Ehrenberg
3 years
Has anybody noticed Tyler Anderson’s record and ERA heading into today?
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Greg Ehrenberg
6 months
Here’s the lineup
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@gehrenbergdfs @Stokastic_Com Can you post a screenshot of the lineup you Binked with?
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Greg Ehrenberg
6 months
Here we go again. We crushed this other day going 6-1 on bets including a +410 prop. For every likes this post gets, I’ll reply below in a thread with a bet from @OddsShopper that I’m placing today. These are my betting results for the year
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Greg Ehrenberg
6 months
There’s a ton of betting value on tonight’s NBA slate. For every 50 likes this post gets, I’ll reply below in a thread with one of tonight’s bets (I’ve placed 18 so far). These are my betting results for the year so far using @OddsShopper :
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Greg Ehrenberg
2 years
Alright, there’s officially no excuse for us to not get timely NBA injury news. It’s literally this easy.
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Ben Cary
2 years
If only every announcer did this lol
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Greg Ehrenberg
2 years
Shaq posted one of my tweets on his Instagram which proves that we are actually friends. Most importantly, he posted it with my profile picture which is me with a zoom filter and a picture of me with my high school Afro over my shoulder.
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Greg Ehrenberg
3 years
My grandpa passed away last night. I’ll always remember how he made everybody laugh and that’s why I wanted to share this. After he came in last in a bowling league with my grandma, he got custom made trophies that are still used as decoration at their house.
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Odell Beckham following Lamar Jackson to the bathroom
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Anthony Jeselnik summed up the real purpose of thoughts and prayers messages best
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Greg Ehrenberg
3 years
Early drafting in fantasy football is crazy to me. To avoid injuries and risk, my friends and I always hold off on doing our draft until after Week 17.
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Greg Ehrenberg
4 years
People who threaten to leave the country every election are the same people who threaten to stop playing on FanDuel every Sunday
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Greg Ehrenberg
1 year
I spent most of the night complaining about the DFS slate and turned the games off to go to bed early. I woke up to find the slate actually wasn’t too bad.
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4 years
Never forget the worst take in NBA Twitter history
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Greg Ehrenberg
2 years
The people complain about Kamara have never played a single NBA DFS slate. He was ruled out like 2 hours before the game started.
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Andy Holloway
2 years
The Kamara late scratch on an early London game is one of the most difficult situations for fantasy players I've seen. No indication before this morning he was out. Fantasy managers sleeping. I'm all for manager-responsibility but this one is a near impossible one 🫤
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Greg Ehrenberg
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La Russa has multiple DUIs with no consequences but homering on a 3-0 count is where he thinks the line is crossed
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Jesse Rogers
3 years
Tony La Russa was 'upset' that Yermin Mercedes hit a home run on a 3-0 count last night in a blowout win. "He made a mistake. There will be a consequence he has to endure here within our family."
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Greg Ehrenberg
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Clay Travis wants women’s sports coverage canceled because it triggered him that it showed up on his timeline. You don’t have to watch it or read it. You can move on with your day.
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Greg Ehrenberg
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It’s official. Mark Andrews broke his leg just to break a leg of Dan’s $3 parlay. Andrews is a true hero of the books.
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Greg Ehrenberg
3 years
Bring Booger’s crane back, lift him onto the roof and have him look for lightning
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Greg Ehrenberg
3 years
Not the first time and it won’t be the last time either
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Greg Ehrenberg
1 year
Props to DraftKings for their new rewards program. It’s infinitely better than FanDuels program which consists of the site working some days of the week.
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Greg Ehrenberg
9 months
This is the worst missed strike call that I’ve seen all season
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Rob Friedman
9 months
Did the umps quiet quit today?
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Greg Ehrenberg
2 years
After watching this twice, I have come to the conclusion that Russell Wilson is, without doubt, the worst spokesman in Subway company history. Nobody worse comes to mind.
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Greg Ehrenberg
6 months
I just placed 4 bets for MNF using @OddsShopper . If this post gets at least 100 likes, I’ll post all of the bets below in a thread.
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Greg Ehrenberg
6 months
Thread time! Let’s find some bets for tonight For every 50 likes this post gets, I’ll reply below in a thread with a bet from @OddsShopper that I’m placing today These are my betting results for the year:
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Greg Ehrenberg
3 years
This is what it feels like to roster Jusuf Nurkic every night
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Greg Ehrenberg
6 months
I survived Marvin Bagley
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Greg Ehrenberg
2 years
Thanks to the voters for getting the NL Cy Young award correct. I bet Burnes about 20 times throughout the season and pulled in my biggest betting win ever. And shoutout to everybody who listened to me rant about how good Corbin Burnes is everyday on my baseball shows.
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Greg Ehrenberg
3 years
One day the world will be in danger and Herb Dean will show up to save everybody as soon as the last city has burned down
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1 year
Is this the dumbest play in sports history? If not, what is?
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@RdosAnjosMMA Fight the winner of the Bobby Green/Jim Miller fight
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Greg Ehrenberg
1 year
I bet on 4 Cardinals players to Homer tonight. If all of them hit homers tonight, I’ll give away $500 to somebody. All you have to do to enter is 1. Like this tweet 2. Reply with your favorite home run pick of the night
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Greg Ehrenberg
2 years
I am jealous of people that can watch sports and enjoy them without any money on the line
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Greg Ehrenberg
3 years
The most logical destination for Cam Newton is the Bears. They need another QB to put ahead of Justin Fields on the depth chart.
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Greg Ehrenberg
1 year
If the Thunder draft him, I will have a meltdown
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Jon Rothstein
1 year
Auburn's Jaylin Williams will enter the 2023 NBA Draft while maintaining his college eligibility, per his uncle. Averaged 11.2 PPG and 4.7 RPG last season.
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Greg Ehrenberg
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Call his bluff DK
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Speed
5 months
@DKSportsbook If y’all don’t void Tyreek Hill that’s my last dollar spent on your app. Dude had 0 chance of hitting any of his marks because he got injured so early
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Greg Ehrenberg
4 years
Karl Malone had a child with a 13 year old, refused to pay $125 a week in child support and faced no punishment. I’m cool with people saying he’s a bad person on the internet.
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Greg Ehrenberg
3 years
Congrats to FanDuel for creating the worst promo in the history of sports betting
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Greg Ehrenberg
6 months
11 NBA games on Friday so let’s get a bet thread going For every 50 likes this post gets, I’ll post one of my bets from @OddsShopper for tonight below in a thread Here are my betting results for the year:
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Greg Ehrenberg
6 months
Nearly had a first place finish tonight but I was more than happy to settle for second. Another win in the books the NBA tools @Stokastic_Com . And thanks to @BCalicoreDFS for the quick projection updates so I could swap my lineups 80 times before lock tonight.
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3 years
Pretty sure this shirt is the best purchase I have ever made
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Greg Ehrenberg
3 years
It’s crazy how committed the Clippers are to avoiding the Lakers in the playoffs this year
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I don’t usually bet on college football but I might have to tail Theo Von. He has better logic than most twitter touts.
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Greg Ehrenberg
1 year
My youngest brother got into med school today and this is the happiest I have ever been for somebody. I am very proud of him and I was lucky to grow up with the best siblings I could have asked for.
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2020 wasn’t the year we wanted but there were some positives. After years of struggling with Ulcerative Colitis and Crohns, I have my health under control through medicine, diet and exercise. This is as heathy as I have ever been and it continues to improve.
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Greg Ehrenberg
1 year
The people who thought I could only win with 600 lineups are in shambles. I came in first in a 20 max entree contest last night with only 40 lineups. What are the haters going to say this time?
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Greg Ehrenberg
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Shoutout to Josh Okogie for grabbing the final rebound with 2 seconds left. Good start to the year for NBA and the new @Stokastic_Com tools
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Greg Ehrenberg
2 years
No matter what happens tonight, don’t forget about how soft the fake tough guy Jimmy Butler is
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