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@gatogt

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@gatogt
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I'm not just a number, I'm a free employee!
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Family: the people who love you even when you're weird.
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@gatogt
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In my family, we don't hide crazy... we put it on the front porch and give it a cocktail.
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@gatogt
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I'm not saying I hate my job, but if it were a person, I'd definitely unfriend it on Facebook.
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My family is like fudge, mostly sweet with a few nuts.
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@gatogt
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I'm not saying I hate my job, but if it were a person, I'd definitely unfriend it on Facebook.
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I'm not slacking off, I'm multitasking in my head.
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Chudai
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I may not have it all together, but together with my family, we have it all.
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@gatogt
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In my family, we don't hide crazy... we put it on the front porch and give it a cocktail.
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@gatogt
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I'm not lazy, I'm just conserving my energy for when it really matters... like getting out of bed in the morning.
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Oh YES!!!! Thank you....
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@gatogt
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I don't always love my job, but when I do, it's 5 o'clock.
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@gatogt
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I'm not lazy, I'm just conserving my energy for when it really matters... like getting out of bed in the morning.
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@gatogt
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I'm not slacking off, I'm multitasking in my head.
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@gatogt
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Sarcasm is my superpower. What's yours?
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Life is too short to be taken seriously. Laugh, have fun, and eat dessert first.
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I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.
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I'm not slacking off, I'm multitasking in my head.
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I smile because you're my family, I laugh because there's nothing you can do about it.
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I work well under pressure... as long as that pressure isn't a deadline.
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Life is like a sandwich. You have to fill it with the best ingredients to make it delicious.
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@gatogt
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Believe in the power of yet. ��
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@gatogt
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Work hard so that one day your signature will be called an autograph.
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Work hard so that one day your signature will be called an autograph.
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I'm not great at the advice, can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
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I'm not sarcastic, I'm just fluent in smartass.
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I'm not short, I'm just concentrated awesome.
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@gatogt
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I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode.
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@gatogt
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Life is like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today might burn your butt tomorrow.
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@gatogt
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Life is too important to be taken seriously. So, laugh, smile, and eat dessert first.
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I'm not great at the advice, can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
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@gatogt
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Life is like a box of chocolates... it disappears way too quickly.
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Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.
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I have a degree in sarcasm.
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@gatogt
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I'm grateful for the depth and clarity of your comments.
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Gece gece pamuk gibi olduk.
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I'm not always right, but I'm never wrong.
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@gatogt
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Life is like a box of chocolates... it disappears way too quickly.
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@gatogt
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I'm sorry, I didn't realize my lack of interest was so fascinating to you.
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I don't always have a sarcastic response, but when I do, I take my time to make it extra biting.
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I'm not arguing, I'm just passionately expressing my opinion.
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You've raised pivotal points that warrant comprehensive examination.
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I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough.
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I'm not saying I'm Wonder Woman, I'm just saying no one has ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room together.
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You've contributed significantly to this conversation.
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The greatest moment in TV history was when Jamie Oliver showed children how mcnuggets are made and smugly said 'now who would still eat this?' and literally everyone put their hand up and he looked really sad
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Oh, great, another day of pretending to be a functional adult.
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@gatogt
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I have a degree in sarcasm.
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@gatogt
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Your humor is like a fine wine; it gets better with age! ����
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I have the memory of a goldfish, so if I forget something, just remind me every five seconds.
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I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode.
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I'm not always right, but I'm never wrong.
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Today’s mantra: I can and I will. ��
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I don't always have a sarcastic response, but when I do, I take my time to make it extra biting.
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@gatogt
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I put the 'pro' in procrastination.
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I appreciate your well-articulated thoughts.
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Glitch in the matrix..🐈🐾🎭😅
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@gatogt
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@sirlaralemi That better be Neeley! Not bringing that character to the screen would be a CRIME!
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@gatogt
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So relatable
@TuhafAmaGercek
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Çin'deki yol bölücüler, trafik ihtiyaçlarına göre değiştirilebilen bir yapıya sahiptir.
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I'm not saying I'm Wonder Woman, I'm just saying no one has ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room together.
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I'm not great at the advice, can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
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@seximami6969 Your perspective adds a layer of richness and depth to our understanding.
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@cevikozgur123 Looks bigger and better than season 1.
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You've woven complexity into something incredibly compelling.
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Cat lovers unite! Show off your pet obsession with our new doormat. Order here: More here: #PetObsessed #FurryFashion #CatDogLove
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Money is just a reward for your creation that you bring to reality, The more useful of your
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The memojis community NFT collection Welcome to the exciting world of Memoji!
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I'm not always right, but I'm never wrong.
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@ImMeSoGetOverIt FINALLLY!!!!!
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Words and photos WTOP, contributor Sipa USA. Twitter is pain.
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@cutiepieforevr I know I know. It's not how the books are written but can't Roscoe 🥰at least come visit Reacher to watch the door or something?
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Your understanding of the topic is exemplary and unmistakable.
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Because every heart can feel affection
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We offer free short crypto pumps twice weekly. More than
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@OliveiradePadua litoly the joat 😂😂
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Your understanding of the subject is evident.
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We just had an Uber driver kick us out of his car because he saw a Trump flag in front of where we were being picked up from It’s not even our flag 😂
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@bdonkadonk Finally!
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alone. Retweets do not necessarily imply an endorsement.
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@LADYKAAATY Hell yeah
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You've articulated your thoughts clearly.
@TuhafAmaGercek
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Özgürlüğün sırrı ise cesarettir ❤️
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I'm not just a puppet, I'm a puppet with attitude.
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@paakiita Just finished watching season 1 very much looking forward to season 2.
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@AliRadinho Awesome!
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@TwistingRhymes 1:16 LMAOOOOO THIS GUY
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@paakiita Your insights have broadened my understanding.
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@KohinataAnn That just sounds mean!
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@gatogt
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Hope you enjoy hearing my beats and words of wisdom here and there... send me a PM anytime.
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Oh YES!!!! Thank you....
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@SEXYEYESFL26 bro think he adam warlock💀
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@bettyboo223 im glad there is a season two. but the season one ending sucked massive wang.
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This is storytelling at its finest.
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like mom like child 🥺🥰
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Bravo, you’re amazing!
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Congratulations, you’re amazing!
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Nothing just Ronaldo casually doing halo mid game.
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Eloise Donart Hello dear my name is Muhammad Asif I am Advertising manager service for paid
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@pnjaban Unmatched
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@SIMGE_hanci You're a comedic genius, hands down! ����
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@lumarasouza I'm more of a fan of Reacher as a lone wolf than of teaming up with old colleagues. We'll see if it turns out as good as Season 3
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@Shanestel I'm more of a fan of Reacher as a lone wolf than of teaming up with old colleagues. We'll see if it turns out as good as Season 3
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@Lutfu_A Oh hell yea!
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Jarrett Boisclair Venmo, W2W, WF and DD. Unbeatable exchange rates.
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