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Catholic, Metalhead, Austro-Conservative, 🇺🇸⚜️, Follows ≠ endorsements

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@gandalfdabased
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My bold prediction for the 2024 presidential race. Trump narrowly wins due to young leftist voters staying home in MI and WI. Black turnout slightly decreases, giving Trump GA. However, Biden holds out in the suburbs and most cities, allowing him to win PA, AZ, and NV.
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@DreamLeaf5 I guarantee you this was tweeted from Vermont
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@GRACEPILLED Anyone who in the comments calls them “race traitors” will never so much as hold hands with a girl outside of their immediate family
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@PeterMcCormack @Timcast People in the UK have been arrested for making jokes on the internet, so no, I wouldn’t count Britain as a free state
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@SSG_Terry @GeneKaninchen “Yes, I would like my chicken with a side of Pepto-Bismol”
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Classes I’m taking senior year: AP Physiognomy AP Christofascism Hatefacts 12 Honors Gaslighting 12 AP Transphobia Honors Whiteness 12
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@BoromirAmadeus I used to use Reddit, and then I graduated middle school
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@reddit_lies I don’t think these guys know what Nazism is
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The Bulwark is a leftist news outlet. They are no better than Salon.
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@AbuNadrohQowiyy @5Pillarsuk Sorry to burst your bubble but he isn’t gonna convert to Islam if you charge him with a hate crime for leaving a tear in the Quaran.
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@UsingCigarettes @thales_rf Your the one mocking Italian media representation!
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@MrEchoIsHere Samoa Hyde
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@thesynicate Lol, lmao even
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Is there even any dispute here?
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What county gives off the most resist lib vibes in your state
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I have officially mapped out the left wing ideology of each state Democrat party
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@gandalfdabased
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If Jim Cramer tells you XYZ is going to happen you should generally expect the exact opposite of it to materialize.
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@ZacB_MN No one has ever gone from being Mayor to being president, and frankly no one ever should
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I’m officially 18 years old. This makes me 70 in Election Twitter years
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A close friend of mine has passed. Please pray for his soul.
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@WilliamPenned @AltHistoryHub He has a wife and child he’s touched plenty of grass already
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I have been vindicated
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Those who say (X) is morally acceptable: Polygamy: 21% Suicide: 20% Using illegal drugs: 19% Married person having an affair: 18% Cloning humans: 11% Pedophilia: 7% Research Co / May 14, 2023 / n=1000 / Online
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@thesynicate Fake AND gay
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Kim Jong Un had a filibuster-proof majority, why didn’t he codify Roe?
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@studios05_pat @PunishedLink No he was pro-monarchy. He was literally in a band called Queen.
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@Mikeggibbs S U C K M Y D I C K A N D B A L L S
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@eagIesbetter How about you pick your rehab center instead?
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The worst political parties in the western world in my opinion
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@Haimariks I have an idea
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@4or5frogs @brandonjlemay Commies have always been closer to fascism and nazism then Mises and Hayek
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GUESS WHO I GOT TO SEE!?
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Happy dinosaur month everyone
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@jamandabop Okay who cares? We already have population representation in the house, and abolishing the senate would disenfranchise every rural voter. America isn’t supposed to be a pure democracy, it’s a collaboration of the states and the people
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Only real ones will understand
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@reddit_lies How is he racist the dogs brown
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@SyndicalistDuck Nah, that’s actually happening to you instead. Nice try tho.
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@reddit_lies Most Hispanics in Florida aren’t even Mexican
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Yes I believe in BLM: Boer Lives Matter
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@CaliCre8ive @RuralLeftie98 🇺🇸 Proud Fascist here 🇺🇸
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FREE MY MAN HE DID NOTHING WRONG!
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Wyatt Tomlin in 1984 be like: THIS IS TOTALLY GOING TO HAPPEN IN NOVEMBER, AND IF REAGAN DOES ANY BETTER THAT MEANS HE STOLE IT!
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Feel like shit, I miss her
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Feel like shit, I miss her
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@_Reaganite_ Keynesian economists when 9/11 happens (it will lead to more construction and help the economy apparently)
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@CharlieDem33124 @NotEmoAmelia You realize that this “anti-tech revolution” would essentially require the abolition of transgenderism, right?
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I will never forgive Lib ET for this
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@OccupyDemocrats We gotta stop appointing 5th graders to be judges
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@Italian347 Hawaiian ethnonationalists are lolcows of the highest proportion
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@Anigrounds Go to mass
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@FreudenthalStan I think the reason why it’s so common is because most planes in Alaska are bush planes that require less training than commercial airliners and thus get involved in more accidents
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@HarmlessYardDog ROHAN TIDE!
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Lmao
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@carbo_al I can’t believe a grave robber from Vermont could come up with something this elaborate
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This stupid album has caused so much cultural damage to the United States it’s not even funny
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@Toomertastic @SouFloCon Munchausen by proxy
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@spargles Who the hell said yes
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@GraduatedBen @ISE_InOrder Back then you could fly the Confederate flag in Oakland and not get shot
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Almost there lads
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@HirshSingh Literally who
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@Internet_TLCM These guys are in a cult
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I was kicked out of the UN building for being too based
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@Kordell43106375 @Charlie94031097 @DashwoodGoldie @GRACEPILLED I’ve known mixed race people and generally they just identify as both, because they are both.
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@H_McMuffin Taking the life of an innocent unborn child is no one’s choice to make. Also, “Catholics” for Choice is a heretical organization.
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Santa deniers should get life in prison
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what christmas opinion will have you like this?
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I remember, one of my first introductions to Rightism was reading about the slaughter of the Romanov family by the Bolsheviks as a child and being absolutely disgusted.
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@JadeAtrophis I’m almost certain that isn’t true, religious people always have way lower s****** rates
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GUESS WHO JUST GOT ASKED OUT TO PROM!?!?!?
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This is your brain on drugs
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PROVING LEFTISM IS A RIGHT-WING IDEOLOGY. On the face of it, it seems completely contradictory to call leftism right-wing. The midwits responding to this will definitely try and remind you of that. But at some point in the course of Western history, people forgot about the…
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Doug Burgum will save the republic
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@Punished_Borant These “Alt-Right Pipeline victims” are just sheeple. They go along with whatever’s popular. When anti-SJW stuff was popular, they went with that, and when Breadtube became popular, they went along with that.
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@Official_NAFO @WaltStevenson11 You dogs are getting fixed.
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@JayCryptik @Based_Mr_L @grayzonewarlord This happened in Idaho, dumbass
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@Catholic4Choice CLOSET LUTHERAN DETECTED!
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Back in the day the Democrats used to be the party of the south, and now they don’t even know what states are in the south and what states aren’t
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Virginia is the last safe haven for abortion access in the South. On Election Day, let’s keep it that way → .
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@DoomerPoster You’re a communist and that’s a hell of a lot worse
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@WillBredderman I mean he managed to win Mississippi so who the hell knows
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@DubyaEraLeft Did Chris Chan draw this one?
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@RWPopulism The ancestors of all those white folks in Mississippi were some of the most anti-Nazi, pro-intervention people in the country back in the 40s
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(For context I am making fun of this)
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Just voted for the first time. Feels good.
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@WolfHunterAlt Jeane Kirkpatrick?
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@studios05_pat This might just be the most incorrect thing ever.
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@OhioDemSoc53 Y’all suck, y’all really do
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This is the fakest shit I’ve ever seen
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This is every history class in the US
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This is the first map I’ve published here. This details John B Anderson’s performance in every US county in the 1980 election. He did very well in the Northeast, especially in Vermont and Massachusetts, but also did poorly in the Deep South and many highly-Mormon areas.
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@SouFloCon Gotta disagree here. Historical statues shouldn’t be removed unless the guy is exceptionally terrible (Stalin, Lenin, Woodrow Wilson, etc). I remember I asked a WW2 veteran about what issue concerned him the most and he said removing statues (he was from PA, not the south)
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Since it’s Halloween, here’s a map of the 1980 Pennsylvania treasurer election. Here, Budd Dwyer managed to defeat Bob E Casey (no relation to the future governor). He would win re-election in 1984 before shooting himself on live TV to avoid prison time for a corruption scandal.
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Grave desecration has become legal in this country
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The U.S. military has started the removal process of a 32-foot tall monument located in Arlington National Cemetery. But a time capsule buried deep underneath — which has some South Carolina ties — could remain.
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I’m never letting anyone or anything destroy the country my ancestors built from nothing.
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Which style of Wikipedia county map is better?
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@SouFloCon Boris Johnson for shits and giggles
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