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@gabrielhaines
Gabriel Haines.⌐◨-◨
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@SBF_FTX Please issue a statement regarding the orgies
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Gabriel Haines.⌐◨-◨
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Gm. Had a baby this week. Wgmi.
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@gabrielhaines
Gabriel Haines.⌐◨-◨
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I glued myself to the sidewalk in New York in protest of low crypto prices and unclear regulations
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@gabrielhaines
Gabriel Haines.⌐◨-◨
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@GaryGensler I don’t want your crypto advice gary
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@gabrielhaines
Gabriel Haines.⌐◨-◨
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$strk to zero
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@gabrielhaines
Gabriel Haines.⌐◨-◨
3 years
Didn’t mine Btc in 2013? Didn’t buy eth in the ico? Didn’t claim a free crypto punk? Didn’t get link pilled at $0.27? Didn’t farm yfi? Didn’t breed axies? Didn’t hodl a rock you bought in 2017? Didn’t go all in on parallel cards at launch? THERE ARE STILL OPPORTUNITIES
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@gabrielhaines
Gabriel Haines.⌐◨-◨
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@DailyLoud Those r the aliens??
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@gabrielhaines
Gabriel Haines.⌐◨-◨
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How is everyone so much richer than me
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@gabrielhaines
Gabriel Haines.⌐◨-◨
1 year
We have arrived in The Bahamas Let the investigation commence
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@gabrielhaines
Gabriel Haines.⌐◨-◨
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holding ETH is embarrassing
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@gabrielhaines
Gabriel Haines.⌐◨-◨
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I am not interested in points
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@gabrielhaines
Gabriel Haines.⌐◨-◨
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Welcome to crypto twitter
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@gabrielhaines
Gabriel Haines.⌐◨-◨
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Yes I am a gambler
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@gabrielhaines
Gabriel Haines.⌐◨-◨
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Attempting to lure @SBF_FTX out of his lair
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Gabriel Haines.⌐◨-◨
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Wagmi
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@gabrielhaines
Gabriel Haines.⌐◨-◨
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102% funded C u in the Bahamas
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If you want to send me to the Bahamas to investigate the SBF/FTX situation it going to cost about $10,000 These funds will be used to cover flights, hotel and other accommodations for myself and my family a crowd fund has been deployed
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@gabrielhaines
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A message for ⁦⁦ @SBF_FTX
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@gabrielhaines
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The new paradigm is upon us
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If you want to send me to the Bahamas to investigate the SBF/FTX situation it going to cost about $10,000 These funds will be used to cover flights, hotel and other accommodations for myself and my family a crowd fund has been deployed
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@gabrielhaines
Gabriel Haines.⌐◨-◨
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Thank you @SECGov for protecting me from large amounts of internet money I appreciate your kindness and support
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@gabrielhaines
Gabriel Haines.⌐◨-◨
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Listen up @cobie the artist formally known as crypto cobain
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@gabrielhaines
Gabriel Haines.⌐◨-◨
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Gm my friend Looks like we are at the end Your size not size Your hubris your demise Until next time I’ll see you in the new paradigm
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@gabrielhaines
Gabriel Haines.⌐◨-◨
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The @MotherOfDegens_ and I are BULLISH on @BlockFi
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Gabriel Haines.⌐◨-◨
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GM
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@gabrielhaines
Gabriel Haines.⌐◨-◨
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We Don’t Talk About Crypto
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I place my faith in @elonmusk to eliminate the chaff and restore order to the town square
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@gabrielhaines
Gabriel Haines.⌐◨-◨
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"You don't want to be blown out during a supercycle" @zhusu on @UpOnlyTV with @cobie and @ledgerstatus
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@gabrielhaines
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Are you going to make it?
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@gabrielhaines
Gabriel Haines.⌐◨-◨
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@psyopcop @SBF_FTX You might want to be careful out there @SBF_FTX
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@gabrielhaines
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Never trade against a true Chad
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@gabrielhaines
Gabriel Haines.⌐◨-◨
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Where is the money @SBF_FTX ?
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@gabrielhaines
Gabriel Haines.⌐◨-◨
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Good morning to the bulls
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@gabrielhaines
Gabriel Haines.⌐◨-◨
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So your telling me that @FTX_Official was a bohemian orgy??
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@gabrielhaines
Gabriel Haines.⌐◨-◨
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If you thinking about participating in the $jew meta think again
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@gabrielhaines
Gabriel Haines.⌐◨-◨
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The first leg of the journey is complete Tomorrow we fly
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@gabrielhaines
Gabriel Haines.⌐◨-◨
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Web 2 me: Web 3 me:
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@gabrielhaines
Gabriel Haines.⌐◨-◨
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There was a terrible attack in Israel today Sending prayers to those in need
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@gabrielhaines
Gabriel Haines.⌐◨-◨
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You wake up. The year is 2156. One Bitcoin is worth $1000000000000000.
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Gabriel Haines.⌐◨-◨
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@Cobratate On my way g
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Gabriel Haines.⌐◨-◨
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The people of ct have voiced their opinion The search for Sammy has begun TO THE BAHAMAS
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Gabriel Haines.⌐◨-◨
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If you want to send me to the Bahamas to investigate the SBF/FTX situation it going to cost about $10,000 These funds will be used to cover flights, hotel and other accommodations for myself and my family a crowd fund has been deployed
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I should have collaborated with that meme coin
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@gabrielhaines
Gabriel Haines.⌐◨-◨
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Is ⁦ @solana ⁩ having issues again?
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Gabriel Haines.⌐◨-◨
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@elonmusk You will need to pry the $8 from my cold dead hands
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@gabrielhaines
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Everyone seems to be a macro trader these days
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Solana Maxis be like:
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Gabriel Haines.⌐◨-◨
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If ETH does not pump soon I’m going to need a statement from @VitalikButerin
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@gabrielhaines
Gabriel Haines.⌐◨-◨
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Don’t forget what makes crypto great
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@gabrielhaines
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BREAKING: half nude wild man protests loudly infront of @SBF_FTX house
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Me as a cancer patient
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On route
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BITBOY ARRESTED LIVE ON STREAM
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Gabriel Haines.⌐◨-◨
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OMG @cobie just offered me my dream job 😭😭 I can’t believe it!!! I’m moving to the uk blokes!
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@gabrielhaines
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The SEC WILL LOSE AGAIN
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Gabriel Haines.⌐◨-◨
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“They don’t know I used to be an $iron millionaire”
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Gabriel Haines.⌐◨-◨
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Crypto has been disgraced. Once high and mighty we are now low and gross. But we never lose hope.
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Gabriel Haines.⌐◨-◨
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Good morning and happy Saturday
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Gabriel Haines.⌐◨-◨
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@tier10k I’m deeply sorry
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Gabriel Haines.⌐◨-◨
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Wtf @paraswap this is how u rug ur community Shame on $psp
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Gabriel Haines.⌐◨-◨
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Sold the ohm top and bought a Tesla
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It’s all going to zero
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@greg16676935420 Peta is not going to like this Greg
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The life of a crypto investor is so difficult
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Gabriel Haines.⌐◨-◨
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Mood
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Gabriel Haines.⌐◨-◨
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The goblins shall not take me alive
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Crypto is the culture of the future man
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Gabriel Haines.⌐◨-◨
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Irene, Irene, @Irenezhao_ Please don’t take my eth
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Gabriel Haines.⌐◨-◨
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@APompliano Those r some suspicious aliens
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Gabriel Haines.⌐◨-◨
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WAGMI
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Gabriel Haines.⌐◨-◨
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Unleash the beast
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Gabriel Haines.⌐◨-◨
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@iamharaldur @elonmusk YOUR FIGHTING FOR YOUR LIFE HERE BUDDY!!!! SAY AI OR SOMTHING
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@gabrielhaines
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Proper etiquette for requesting to be on @BanklessHQ
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DavidHoffman.eth/acc🦇🔊
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@danielesesta Uh what? MKR is like one of the smallest slices of my portfolio and has been for a long time. I don’t really know who you are but you sound unpleasant. There are appropriate ways to request an appearance on bankless and this isn’t one of them.
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The haters will not deter me.
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Gabriel Haines.⌐◨-◨
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Fuckin Andre. Rugging us again. And again.
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Gabriel Haines.⌐◨-◨
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SBF lies
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Gabriel Haines.⌐◨-◨
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That moment when you become the yield in the yield farm
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@gabrielhaines
Gabriel Haines.⌐◨-◨
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How dare u Elizabeth
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Let’s change the rigged tax code so The Person of the Year will actually pay taxes and stop freeloading off everyone else.
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U think I’m cringe?!? Ur selling ur coins because of a song?!?? Good luck to you anon
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@gabrielhaines
Gabriel Haines.⌐◨-◨
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. @SBF_FTX remains at large after stealing billions while @alex_pertsev is imprisoned with no charges for writing code
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Gabriel Haines.⌐◨-◨
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@Cobratate why is a millionaire rooming 3 other men Also I thought ur house was full of women
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@gabrielhaines
Gabriel Haines.⌐◨-◨
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Crypto bros are really getting desperate trying to generate some exit liquidity
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Gabriel Haines.⌐◨-◨
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Black rock is my marketing team
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Gabriel Haines.⌐◨-◨
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Sh*tcoin pilled
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@gabrielhaines
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Reporting from margaritaville
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@gabrielhaines
Gabriel Haines.⌐◨-◨
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While you worrying about gay rights I was busy dumping on ass GM BITCH
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Gabriel Haines.⌐◨-◨
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Anyone who made money on the frog coin should immediately unfollow me
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Gabriel Haines.⌐◨-◨
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Not today Gary
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@gabrielhaines
Gabriel Haines.⌐◨-◨
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Buckle up degens
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Gabriel Haines.⌐◨-◨
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God damn rental applications
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Gm congratulations to cartoon monkey hodler
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@gabrielhaines
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Keep running @SBF_FTX
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