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Five Star Farmer

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23 days

Does Hallmark make a sympathy card for this?

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2 months

Anyone trying to boost followers over the event that just happened please unfollow me.. you're trash I'm already unfollowing several big accts who are doing the ole' "If you blah... " My God, do you have no scruples?

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2 months

You follow and immediately unfollow I'm posting your ass for all to see.. I keep receipts

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Five Star Farmer

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3 months

pssst.. I'm deleting ppl who didn't fb since like, 1972 don't tell em.. I enjoy this 🫶

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Five Star Farmer

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1 month

Hey guys! So I lost 34 million followers😱☹️ Maybe y'all can help me rebuild? 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🤪

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Five Star Farmer

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25 days

Prove it Prove to me the unusual activity

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Five Star Farmer

@fivestarfarmer

29 days

Woke up to see I've been unfollowed by a couple people I respect on here. Don't know if it was X that did it or them. Either way, this app is irritating as hell lately so I'll be off most of the day or so I hope you all have a great day

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Five Star Farmer

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21 days

I swear to you, if I had the money, and Trump wins, I'd invite you to all have a party on my property next year.. All 5,000 plus of you

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Five Star Farmer

@fivestarfarmer

2 months

I had my first Karen show up at the farm stand yesterday. I tried to stay as motionless as I could. They're visual acuity is based on movement Remember that It may save your life

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Five Star Farmer

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30 days

I plan on growing my account organically.. Is that the right word? Organically Orgasmically Origami Well whatever you get the point

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Five Star Farmer

@fivestarfarmer

12 days

I lost some followers recently.. Be sure to write, ok? 🥺

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Five Star Farmer

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5 months

@stephanegaddis You look like a woman to me?! btw here's my wife...

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Five Star Farmer

@fivestarfarmer

5 months

I follow back patriots, conservatives, Christians, and down to earth people. No posers. #TRUMP2024ToSaveAmerica

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@Freedom4us4all

5 months

1️⃣1️⃣0️⃣0️⃣0️⃣ Thank you! 🙏🏻❤️🇺🇸 📣 Let’s unite & amplify our voices. Drop your handle below 👇, hit the like button & repost! 🔄 🤝 Let’s connect- follow for follow. ⭐️ If I missed a FB, let me know. Together, we’re on a mission to take back our country! #IFBAP #PatriotsUnite

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Five Star Farmer

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16 days

Does Hallmark make a 'sorry an immigrant ate your cat card'?

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Five Star Farmer

@fivestarfarmer

2 months

All these big accounts fighting back and forth.. You can tell it's all for the clicks and ego None of these f****** have ever gone through really hard times

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Five Star Farmer

@fivestarfarmer

21 days

Sorry I've been quiet the last cpl days I've got things I'm trying to get done It's been a crappy year for farming Thanks to this economy I'm pretty much living day to day w this Sales are down, cost are way up If you're voting for Kamala Go f*** yourself

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Five Star Farmer

@fivestarfarmer

5 months

So, I got mad a while back and said "why the hell even vote anymore?!" and Scott Presler showed up True story 👍😀🇺🇸

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Five Star Farmer

@fivestarfarmer

24 days

Engagement farming: Without searching.. When you inhale do you usually exhale? And, if so, does it benefit you? Thanks! Please like and repost #Breathing

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Five Star Farmer

@fivestarfarmer

5 months

If you were a window licker and are voting for Trump, then I wanna follow you. Please hit me up. Follow for follow deal?

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Five Star Farmer

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19 days

Public executions I guarantee Would prevent A lot of future crimes

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Five Star Farmer

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2 months

old farmer down the road comes over for dill gave it to him free, respect for the man! comes over just now w a gallon jar of pickles Heart of America, helping each other out 🇺🇸

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Five Star Farmer

@fivestarfarmer

25 days

My engagements are down today Is it because I'm fat? Because I'm white? Because I'm a male? Because I once sang Big girls Don't cry by Fergie and somebody videotaped it at a party? Let me know, thanks

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Five Star Farmer

@fivestarfarmer

28 days

GM Had to do another arachnoid challenge or whatever it's called Shows following zero Ignore that, I'm still following you

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Five Star Farmer

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15 days

Back in the '80s I would have thought a lot of people were tin foil hat wearers.. I'm wrapped in foil now 🧻

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Five Star Farmer

@fivestarfarmer

3 months

'Famous Big Acct' If you love Trump I'll follow you 'Me' yeah right.. when monkeys fly outta my ass

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Five Star Farmer

@fivestarfarmer

25 days

While trying to respond this morning I keep hitting this emoji 🥔 Instead of this one 😆 If I accidentally responded with a potato to y'all I'm sorry but I'm laughing so hard I almost spit my coffee 🤣🤣 Happy potato to y'all 🥔🥔🥔

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Five Star Farmer

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26 days

Sometimes I miss Billy Mays yelling at me at 3:00 in the morning about OxiClean.. But wait! There's more...

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Five Star Farmer

@fivestarfarmer

4 months

@lavern_spicer I'm so damn disappointed in all those performers especially Kirk Franklin

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Five Star Farmer

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2 months

I used to swear a lot as a kid To this day, I love the taste of dial soap it goes with anything 🤪

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Five Star Farmer

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1 month

G'nite, I'm exhausted 💤 You're never really alone ✝️ remember that

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Five Star Farmer

@fivestarfarmer

12 days

Hey! Remember the time they shot Trump? Yeah that happened Still no answers

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Five Star Farmer

@fivestarfarmer

20 days

Stop calling them assault weapons That's a terminology specifically used to influence how you feel about guns

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Five Star Farmer

@fivestarfarmer

2 months

Gm If you don't own one already I would highly recommend you go out and purchase a firearm and train on it... As soon as possible

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Five Star Farmer

@fivestarfarmer

19 days

GM ☕✝️🇺🇸💥 Over 20 people are restricted And a couple suspended Already this morning on here Watch your p's and q's people They're looking for a reason to ditch us before the election! Have an awesome day 🌄🧑‍🌾

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Five Star Farmer

@fivestarfarmer

1 month

I had over 50 people follow then unfollow this week Some were churning, some were literally willing to give you a "Kamala" they were so desperate for followers, and others, I guess, just didn't think I was pretty enough Good riddance

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Five Star Farmer

@fivestarfarmer

18 days

NOBODY fights harder for donuts Then me or my followers NOBODY!!! 🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩

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@fivestarfarmer

24 days

Hey guys I didn't want to scare any of you nor did I want to offend any of you but.... I ran out of beer Then my friend showed up It was close Real close 😐

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Five Star Farmer

@fivestarfarmer

2 months

Goodnight everyone 💤💤 Have a beautiful evening 💫✨🙏

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Five Star Farmer

@fivestarfarmer

15 days

Not watching the debate I'll just end up getting pissed Not at her, but at all the morons in this country that are supporting her

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Five Star Farmer

@fivestarfarmer

2 months

As you can see, I've got quite a few flowers in this year

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Five Star Farmer

@fivestarfarmer

2 months

Good morning. Haven't been on here much the past few days. I've been busy dealing with stuff. May you all have a happy blessed day! ☕✝️🇺🇸🌸🌹🌺🌼🚜🐓🥒🍅🫑🌽

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Five Star Farmer

@fivestarfarmer

20 days

Engagement farming: Have you been asked If you still own a physical Bible? If so How do you think the Lord feels about that?

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Five Star Farmer

@fivestarfarmer

9 days

Speaks for itself, you figure it out

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Five Star Farmer

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27 days

If I ever get monetized, it's going to be non-stop tractor pics FULL UNCENSORED TRACTOR 🚜 PICS👨‍🌾

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Five Star Farmer

@fivestarfarmer

2 months

Gm! woke up to new friends and lots of likes. SO glad to see a ton of people feel the same way. I stand gratefully with all of you in supporting President Trump. God Bless all of you and have a great day☕️✝️🇺🇸

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Five Star Farmer

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2 months

Gm! get up and Pray for our country ✝️

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12 days

GM ☕✝️🇺🇸

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Five Star Farmer

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26 days

I have to go mow, etc Here, have one til I get back

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Five Star Farmer

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11 days

I planted an entire bed of Yarrow Can't complain, turned out good

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Five Star Farmer

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4 months

@HeatherR411

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Five Star Farmer

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2 months

If you see a request for followers in this pattern: Happy xxxday everyone 🇺🇸 🙏🏻Please help me to get x00 followers . 🇺🇸IFB 100% 🙏🏻Follow & retweet There's a 99.9872364283746 percent chance it's a bot This is their latest. Don't Be Fooled

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Five Star Farmer

@fivestarfarmer

1 month

You know if people don't stop this follow unfollow game pretty soon, I swear to you, I will post non-stop 24-hour Celine Dion music on here

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Five Star Farmer

@fivestarfarmer

3 months

went thru followers, over 30 were recommended by others, they obviously don't care to fb funny thing is almost all of their pages were complaints about people not following 𝓉𝒽𝑒𝓂 back these are not patriots and they don't support anyone they are the Jussie Smolletts of MAGA

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Five Star Farmer

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23 days

I love this app sometimes 😎

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Five Star Farmer

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10 days

For some strange reason I trust all the cats in my feed And a squirrel and a mouse

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Five Star Farmer

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3 months

Holy cow I'm over 2000 when did that happen? Kneel before me mortals!! sorry.. I mean....... thanks everyone! 👍😃💜

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Five Star Farmer

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16 days

GM! ✝️🇺🇸💥☕🍩🐓

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Five Star Farmer

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23 days

@PWaggy420 I know The love of money is the root of all evil

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Five Star Farmer

@fivestarfarmer

3 months

Good Morning to all the awesome followers I have I am grateful for you all 👍 ☕️✝️🇺🇸😃

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Five Star Farmer

@fivestarfarmer

1 month

"The huge accounts who could help me with a simple retweet. They choose not to" 👇 Hey big accounts! Help some huh?

Answers4Sean 🇨🇦

@Answers4Sean

1 month

This is what I'm left with. Talking to a grave. Talking to grass. NOBODY has been arrested. It's hard to believe in justice anymore. The huge accounts who could help me with a simple retweet. They choose not to. The rich who CLAIM to have my back have donated NOTHING to the ONLY

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5 months

They want war. They don't care about you at all. This is all cover for the economic collapse coming. This is a reset and people will end up dying. This is evil. Get right with God.. Now not later.

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Five Star Farmer

@fivestarfarmer

25 days

GM! ☕✝️🇺🇸✅💯🔥💥🚜🐓🍅🥒🫑💐🌻🌽🥔🌄🧑‍🌾 I hope you all have an awesome day

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Five Star Farmer

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19 days

What is this lady so pissed off about?

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Five Star Farmer

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5 months

I'm a Chicken and I'm proud to say there's no way I'm voting for Joe Biden this Fall.. because I'm a damn Chicken hello?!?! Hello McFly? Anyone in there? Bawk Bawk?

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Five Star Farmer

@fivestarfarmer

2 months

I FB Trump supporters, Christians, and people who love this country and hate to see what it's become. Don't follow me if you are a Ho bot, have zero posts, pimp crypto, or churn. I don't agree with everything everyone believes/says.. no one does Follow for follow, deal?

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Five Star Farmer

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1 month

Good morning all ☕✝️🇺🇸🌄🐓 I pray you all have a peaceful day, free of worry, free of fear, and free from pain Take a deep breath today Remember you're here for a reason

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Five Star Farmer

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26 days

GM all ☕✝️🇺🇸🐓💥 I have no idea what to expect from today but I hope it's a good one for us all

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Five Star Farmer

@fivestarfarmer

12 days

Are we having fun yet, holding a physical Bible while being throttled?

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Five Star Farmer

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10 days

GM! Didn't want to get out of bed today But whatevs I can't believe McDonald's is hiring at $18+ an hour around here Are you McF*cking kidding me? McHell McNo! making a lot more than me!

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Five Star Farmer

@fivestarfarmer

9 days

Today is the last day to pay the summer property tax without penalty.. We have summer and winter tax here Just barely made it.. They close at 5:00 so off I go Next year I'm taking a dump truck full of pennies!

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Five Star Farmer

@fivestarfarmer

20 days

I'm fat Can we get a Community Notes on this?

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Five Star Farmer

@fivestarfarmer

11 days

Well my friends I need to do some work today.. so I'm off for a little bit I'll probably be jamming music Boston or Barry Manilow Which do you prefer? 🤪🤣

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Five Star Farmer

@fivestarfarmer

28 days

Question: Is it normal to eat an 18 Oz pumpkin cake roll all at once?

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Five Star Farmer

@fivestarfarmer

10 days

I know I've McBeen McSwearing a McLot McLately McSorry I'm not McPerfect McThanks 🥲

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Five Star Farmer

@fivestarfarmer

3 months

just paid a small fortune to have these weeded snap dragons are finally blooming! 👍😃🇺🇸

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Five Star Farmer

@fivestarfarmer

2 months

Yeah, God made that

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Five Star Farmer

@fivestarfarmer

1 month

Good morning ☕✝️🇺🇸 I'm already running behind You all have a wonderful day 👨‍🌾

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Five Star Farmer

@fivestarfarmer

2 months

Okay, follow up. Laptop is fried. I'm using phone app now and with my large sausage fingers it ain't working so good. LOL we'll see how this goes. I feel like the mentally challenged kid in school trying to pound the square peg into the round hole (Btw that was fun!)

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Five Star Farmer

@fivestarfarmer

2 months

I'm really sick of these "I'm a Trump supporting woman yet nobody sees my posts, please share and retweet" posts. I guarantee you these are all foreign accounts or run by a guy pretending to be a woman. The men falling for this s*** is crazy... How can you not tell?

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Five Star Farmer

@fivestarfarmer

1 month

Everyone can see this I'm not being limited Everything is fine Carry on

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Five Star Farmer

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15 days

I've heard Haitians taste like cat?

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27 days

GM! ☕✝️🇺🇸💥🐓🍅🌽🥔🥒🫑🌼💐🏵️🌻 Apologies again my friends Once again had to verify myself with x so showing following zero I'm still following you all Have a blessed day ✝️

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Five Star Farmer

@fivestarfarmer

2 months

GM That's it, that's the tweet, thank you

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Five Star Farmer

@fivestarfarmer

3 months

another day, here we go ☕️ GM

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Five Star Farmer

@fivestarfarmer

1 month

Please don't fall for these BS fake accounts that are popping up all over the place. They hardly ever follow back. Hundred bucks says they're foreign owned accounts set up to repost monetized accounts or spam.

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Five Star Farmer

@fivestarfarmer

2 months

To gain followers.. Here's a pic of my bewbs (. *. ) Y (. @. ) Don't judge

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Five Star Farmer

@fivestarfarmer

3 months

Hey you! yeah you reading this.. better days are coming k? 💜 you and all that mushy stuff just thought you needed to hear that ✝️

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Five Star Farmer

@fivestarfarmer

2 months

I gotta get off of here for the night 💤G'nite May you all find peace in your hearts tonight❣️✝️ Keep the faith

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Five Star Farmer

@fivestarfarmer

5 months

I see several on here literally raging that no one is paying attention to them. WTH? Is this elementary school? Is it real or just trying to get more followers? idk 🤔🤔🤔

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Five Star Farmer

@fivestarfarmer

26 days

Hey guys! I'm sorry if I sometimes forget to like something or respond, it's either: A. I missed it Or B. I just despise you so much that I literally ignored it on purpose, with the intention of crushing your spirit AND will continue to do so for the rest of my life Ty!

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Five Star Farmer

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11 days

Great news! Yesterday at the doctor's office I hopped on the scale.. I qualify for zip code status now 🥳🥳🍾🍻🎂🎉

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Five Star Farmer

@fivestarfarmer

20 days

Around the 15th of August I started slowly unfollowing very large accounts, over 50 in total, Derive your own conclusions Results:

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Five Star Farmer

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14 days

23 years ago, after a night of tossing and turning, feeling like something was horribly wrong in the world, I fell asleep at 6 in the morning. A few hours later my ex busted in the door yelling 'wake up we're under attack' Weeks earlier, her and her mom had visited NY ✝️

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Five Star Farmer

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3 months

@accordingtowoz @fivestarfarmer GM & ty Woz ☕️✝️🇺🇸🎇

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Five Star Farmer

@fivestarfarmer

5 months

Thank you followers! IFB as X permits. God Bless ✝️ #PatriotsUnite #PatriotsHelpEachOther 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

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Five Star Farmer

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5 months

Good Morning! 🌞🌞🌞 Woke up to a nice surprise.. Thanks Woz! I am grateful for all the new followers and I am following back as fast as X lets me. I'll get ya don't worry. May you all have a Blessed day! ✝️

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Five Star Farmer

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16 days

When my ancestors came to this country they had to prove their worth or they weren't allowed in Eating random animals.. What The F*** Deport all of them

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Five Star Farmer

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5 months

😂🤣🤣