Average gf dream: You cheated and my friends hated me :( Average one of my dreams: I was an honorable samurai fighting Jason Calacanis in a mech suit on top of the Sears tower Tweet added by pollo lunes @fignewtonfan69

pollo lunes

7 months

Average gf dream: You cheated and my friends hated me :( Average one of my dreams: I was an honorable samurai fighting Jason Calacanis in a mech suit on top of the Sears tower

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@the_P_God

7 months

@fignewtonfan69 Who won?

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pollo lunes

@fignewtonfan69

7 months

@the_P_God I cut him in half but my katana shattered, which symbolized the end of my long journey to avenge my sensei

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Jason Levin

@iamjasonlevin

7 months

@fignewtonfan69 Why is this so relatable

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The Dividend Strategist

@Divy_strategist

7 months

@fignewtonfan69 Based

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Mary

@areawoman_

7 months

@fignewtonfan69 One of you is in much more anguish than the other

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Clay 🪽

@aboveBedrock

7 months

@fignewtonfan69 Did you know he was the first investor in Ubereats

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