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edm lover & hater of capitalism

Chicago, IL
Joined November 2016
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@fattycaleb
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6 months
getting bumpy ๐Ÿ™‚
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@fattycaleb
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7 years
jake paul is finally losing subscribers thank god the internet woke up #jakepaulisoverparty
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@fattycaleb
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7 years
is everyone on twitter dyslexic this tag is literally missing an L in unpopular #PostAnUnpopuarFoodOpinion
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6 years
@McobbBob @diabeyonce @meowtatum this is the most local tweet iโ€™ve ever seen
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@fattycaleb
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6 years
unpopular opinion but why the fuck is everyone mad at tana for the whole tanacon thing being a mess everyone should be mad at the selfish ass people that showed up without a ticket and ruined it for everyone else ????
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@fattycaleb
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7 years
first he used his dead grandpa to get likes on musically and now he's using #prayformanchester to get likes on his makeup video ... im done
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7 years
why is #HurrcaneIrma trending instead of #HurricaneIrma lol i swear america is dyslexic
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@fattycaleb
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6 years
STOP MICHAEL WEIST FUCKING HIT A JUUL DURING HIS INTERVIEW WITH SHANE I CANT BREATHE
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6 years
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5 years
@ohneezyyy @cutecherrybitch the insecurity jumped out
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7 years
this made me giggle
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7 years
um yeah no offense but i'm really offended that this isn't a 2 hour finale . #TeenWolfFinale
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7 years
my heart just stopped i saw #RIPHannahStone trending and i wasnโ€™t sure if it was the one from younow and it is oh my god
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8 years
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@fattycaleb
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6 years
hitler killed 6,000,000 people, ariana grand didnโ€™t millie bobby brown is homophobic, ariana grande isnโ€™t bill cosby is a rapist, guess who isnโ€™t. ariana grande harambe was killed by a zoo, ariana grande has never killed harambe ariana grande needs more appreciation.
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6 years
my little brother whoโ€™s 7 just asked me โ€œcan boys get married?โ€ and i asked what he meant and he said โ€œlike can two boys get married togetherโ€ and i said yeah and he said โ€œaww thatโ€™s so coolโ€ omg
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@fattycaleb
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7 years
made an edit for my glam sister james ๐Ÿ˜ป
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3 years
@Z4CH9M4N @Limabayo_ youโ€™re sending your own tweet as if itโ€™s some kind of spill,,, literally a shit take delete
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@fattycaleb
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7 years
and it sucks that jaxson and nick are doing it bc i actually like jaxson sigh :/ (nick not so much tho lol)
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6 years
thatโ€™s what happens when you put jojo siwaโ€™s ugly ass bows in your store
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6 years
i hate that thereโ€™s people who are trying to be THAT bitch about the update like โ€œstop complaining itโ€™s not even badโ€ like yes it is that fucking bad and we should all complain until snapchat changes it back bc i cant go on snapchat without getting annoyed& leaving the app
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@fattycaleb
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4 years
stumbled across this on my fyp omgg why do so many people remember us on tik tok
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7 years
i miss vine can vine pls come back
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6 years
i just walked into my room shirtless and halie was sitting in my bathroom POOPING and instead of being worried about that she just gave me the weirdest look and was like โ€œwhat the fuck... caleb... youโ€™re like... skinny.โ€ OFMDG
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6 years
IM AT THIS RANDOM PERSONS HOUSE IN OHIO THAT IVE NEVER MET HIGH AS FUCK AND HIS DOG TRIED TO LICK ME AND I SAID โ€œyour dog just tried to eat my pussy oh my gawโ€ AND HE JUST SAID โ€œuh....sorryโ€ AND ME AND MORGAN ARE DYING I CANT BREATJE
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6 years
kpop twitter needs to chill with wishing death on xxxtentacion oh my gaw he was a bad guy but he doesnโ€™t deserve DEATH
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7 years
me after i cheat on my boyfriend
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7 years
SOMEONE PUT ASHLEY B ON PORNHUB I CANT BREATHE
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7 years
why did the world just let skittles get away with changing the lime flavor to green apple
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7 years
is it just me or does it seem like vidcon isn't as hyped up this year
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@fattycaleb
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8 years
double standards suck. i'm sorry if you're a girl and you can't wear what you want without feeling like you're gonna get judged
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7 years
can ppl stop using religion to justify their homophobia
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7 years
i just asked my friend if she wanted to play xbox with me and she said no
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7 years
can someone hit christian burns with a car pls ill pay for gas money
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6 years
can bts stans shut the fuck up for like 2 seconds
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7 years
devin: โ€œcan cats get acne?โ€ me: โ€œum noโ€ devin: โ€œugh i wish i was a catโ€
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7 years
my current mood is jacob being hacked on twitter rn
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7 years
i feel like doing an opinion thread so 10 likes = 1 unpopular opinion hehe
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7 years
ahs is never gonna make anything better than murder house or coven
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7 years
mood: cole cheating and then playing victim and changing his layout to black so everyone thinks he's depressed
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7 years
im horrible for laughing oh m ygod
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6 years
i wonder what stupid ass excuse logan paul is gonna have this time
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7 years
so dan hill said this on broadcast to rian and the only two people that rian subs to are me and devin .
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7 years
my dad just kicked me out of the house and said i have to go to my moms for a while ... great .. my summer break is going so well ugh๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜
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7 years
i wonder how many stupid people are gonna become blind today bc they think it's cool to look at the eclipse
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7 years
I CANT BREAYHE halie just snapchatted me and she was like "i'm hungry" and i was like me too and we texted each other to meet in the kitchen
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7 years
the only followers i've gained today on my main account are people i met on minecraft i hate my life
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@fattycaleb
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6 years
when your dad is supportive of your actions ๐Ÿ’ž๐Ÿ’“๐Ÿ’—๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’˜ rt if you relate ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜
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7 years
devins sleeping schedule is so fucked up it's so funny omg
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7 years
CHIKRI HACKED MY MAIN ACC OMFDFG
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7 years
why does vegancheetah think everyone cares about him getting banned from younow lol literally no one gives a shit
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7 years
ME AND DEVIN ARE SENDING THE THROWING UP EMOJI EVERY TIME THEY USE AUTOCAPS FCJCK WE HAVE NO IDEA WHO THEY ARE
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7 years
I CANT BREATHE
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@fattycaleb
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6 years
nothing says โ€œiโ€™m being manipulated by michael and he forced me to delete my youtube videoโ€ more than this tweet does
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4 years
why my username is fattycaleb & how being bullied for being fat has affected me:
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7 years
why is every nick on social media a piece of shit
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7 years
coles relationship with danielle is literally so gross lol
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7 years
IM BANNED FROM PAYPAL OMDFG
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me: ๐ŸŒž everyone: ur high again
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7 years
they've been dating for like 3 days and their relationship is already more of a mess than my life
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7 years
today's broadcast was actually so iconic omg like fuck the roleplaying part but guesting that guy was so funny omg
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7 years
local twitter culture is thinking blackbearโ€™s tweets are deep and retweeting them at 12:00 a.m. when theyโ€™re in their โ€œfeelsโ€
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7 years
i had a dream that team 10 made a twitter account for their bus and the bus tweeted at me asking to drive it and then i blocked the account
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7 years
i wanna start a minecraft gaming channel OFMSFG THATD BE SO FUNNY
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7 years
if you were dating someone and they cuddled with another person would you consider that cheating
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6 years
two girls just walked past me in the mall and said โ€œomg itโ€™s caleb bielskiโ€ like hey sisters come say hi i wonโ€™t eat u
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7 years
an ig account called missingcaleb13 followed me and i was like aw glad someone misses me and then i realized its about caleb from bratayley
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7 years
omg guys my dad actually isnt being a dick like while i was away he loosened up so much
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7 years
mood
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OMG IT WAS DEVIN FJCKF I HATE HIM
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i was supposed to move back in w/ my dad after summer is over so i can finish school but he's transforming my room into a makeup room/office
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7 years
got called a fag while walking to panda express today lol retweet your goals ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ
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6 years
unpopular opinion the gru meme isnโ€™t funny like at all
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7 years
if a guy were to "joke" about grabbing a girls' ass or tits people would get angry but since it's a guy it's fine!!1!1!
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i've came to the conclusion that if younow doesn't do something about thevegancheetah in about a month im gonna quit
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7 years
literally imagine someone seizing and then the dj thinks they're dancing and they crank the music up and get lit to him seizing OMFGG
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im horrible for laughing oh m ygod
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6 years
i need to stop putting so much effort into one sided friendships where the other person clearly doesnโ€™t give a shit abt me lol
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7 years
this boy will literally do ANYTHING to get some likes and followers on social media ...
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halloween didnโ€™t feel like halloween at all this year
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rt your goals!!!
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what the fuck
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i wanna cry when i listen to kesha's new song she sounds so powerful and confident in it. it's so amazing im so glad she picked herself up
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7 years
i don't wanna go to school tomorrow but i'm also kinda ready to go at the same time
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and maybe if she was more mature it'd be fine but the girl literally makes songs about having swag on a hoverboard lmao
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6 years
shane dawsonโ€™s jeffree star series was so good omg
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bc brikey is a bromance not a relationship lol there's a difference they never pretended to be together
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7 years
i hate gay people who feel the need to be unnecessarily sassy towards everyone just to get the point across that they're gay
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6 years
itโ€™s so unattractive and annoying when white people dont recognize the privilege they have and bitch about everything 24/7 and take everything for granted
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7 years
i think starting wednesday or thursday ill start going live regularly on younow again
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SOCIAL MEDIA GUYS ARE SO FUCKING DUMB HOLY SHIT
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regardless of what the other gays may say if youโ€™re straight pls try to go to pride itโ€™s nice to have straight allies there unless youโ€™re like bryce hall and nick bean and only wanna use pride to your advantage to gain followers then fuck u donโ€™t go
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IM LAUGHING SOMEONE JUST DMED ME AND ASKED ME IF I EVER CATCH FEELINGS FOR THE GUYS I CATFISH BC ITS HAPPENING TO HER RN FJCKFK
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7 years
i asked him to go to playlist d.c. and i've never seen him say yes to something so fast without like retaliating against me
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6 years
imagine typing this out with your own two fingers and pressing the tweet button thinking you sound intelligent and shit
no one asked for my opinion but Iโ€™m giving it anyways...we as a nation brought these mass school shootings upon ourselves when we legalized abortion. we made it legal to murder unborn babies so God is saying โ€œalright fine, if this is what you want then Iโ€™ll release my blanket of
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MY UBER DRIVER JUST BLEW 2 STOPS SIGNS IN A ROW FJCKF IM LAUGHING
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im so glad dan is getting exposed and his pedophilia is being brought up again lol sucks for him
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7 years
so i'm flying out to ohio to see devin in 2-3 days :)
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