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francisco

@falmaraz_

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b nice u fuckn assholes

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francisco

@falmaraz_

5 years

me after i free an alien from area 51

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@falmaraz_

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the other day my mom woke me up from a good ass dream to tell me i’m grounded for sleeping too much.. i’m 19 and she’s grounding me for sleeping.. what..

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@falmaraz_

5 years

me @ my friends for no reason

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@falmaraz_

4 years

y’all seen the glitter video but have y’all seen it w tajin?

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@falmaraz_

6 years

when ur out having fun but then think about all ur responsibilities

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@falmaraz_

6 years

@ItsJessieKatt he dies in the hunger games

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@falmaraz_

6 years

don’t worry y’all, i didn’t leave him hanging for too long

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@falmaraz_

6 years

@noel_corderoooo ur gonna b next

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@falmaraz_

5 years

me n my mom r legit 7 feet apart and she texts me this

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@falmaraz_

5 years

if u listen to: the weeknd travis scott a$ap rocky a boogie w da hoodie 6lack bazzi post malone juice wrld drake miguel frank ocean lil wayne t pain ty dolla$ign kanye khalid nav pink sweat$ pnb rock swae lee roy woods trippie redd tyga then we vibinnnnnn

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@falmaraz_

5 years

this cholo that always comes to kfc came in rn for his daily cup of water and was like, “what’s up guero, oh shit u dyed ur hair foo? that shit looks sick”

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@falmaraz_

5 years

me and my friends went to 7-11 rlly high

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@falmaraz_

5 years

the other day i was rlly bored at work so i decided to try to make a bucket land on my head

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@falmaraz_

5 years

i’m tryna catch a gf from east LA

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@falmaraz_

5 years

i asked the monster for a pic @ the queen mary last night but i got my ass beat in a shuffle battle instead..

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@falmaraz_

5 years

this is an actual screenshot of MY ipod from freshman year.. wtf

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@falmaraz_

5 years

i’ve seen 2012 enough times to know we about to fuckin die

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@falmaraz_

5 years

the youtube duo u never knew u needed

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@falmaraz_

6 years

when customers ask for extra sauce

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@falmaraz_

5 years

i’m tryna b like jessie all summer

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@falmaraz_

5 years

this girl that follows me took a mirror pic while i’m taking a mirror pic on her shirt while bella thorne is taking a mirror pic on my shirt

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@falmaraz_

4 years

guys i made my first tik tok and i got fired for it 😔✌🏼

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@falmaraz_

5 years

when white ppl look @ my mom weird bc she’s speaking spanish

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@falmaraz_

5 years

how i thought i was gonna b this october vs how i actually am

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@falmaraz_

5 years

it’s been over a year that i hung my cousin on a tree

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@falmaraz_

5 years

manager: can u please mop everything very well when u close?? me: yes of course!! also me:

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@falmaraz_

1 year

i finally got a haircut today after almost a month and mf barber straight violated me.. i asked for a taper and a trim on the top and even showed him the first pic and i end up w the second pic… wtf is this bro

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@falmaraz_

1 year

yesterday

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@falmaraz_

1 year

day two flicks

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@falmaraz_

5 years

my brother bought these little dicks online and now he leaves them everywhere around the house

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@falmaraz_

6 years

i’m rlly fucking w this weather

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@falmaraz_

5 years

trump supporters straight out brainwashed weirdos.. this looks like it’s straight out of the purge or some shit

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@falmaraz_

6 years

if tv would air a conversation of me n my friends

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@falmaraz_

4 years

MY DAD JUST GOT HIS UNITED STATES RESIDENCY AFTER 25 YEARS

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@falmaraz_

4 years

b honest y’all, do i rlly look like him😔

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@falmaraz_

4 years

this took me like three weeks to make so i’m posting it on here idc

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@falmaraz_

6 years

tb to when my friends were drunk and thought they were in jersey shore

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@falmaraz_

5 years

the purest video of them all

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@falmaraz_

5 years

this looked fun so i decided to join them

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@falmaraz_

1 year

zoolander

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@falmaraz_

5 years

seeing u have a morning shift but realizing u have the rest of the day to do something

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@falmaraz_

5 years

island wash animal nice tomato mouse once note everything yogurt

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@falmaraz_

6 years

pic from today

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@falmaraz_

5 years

|￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣| i’m tired of being fuckn poor |＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿| \ (•◡•) / \ / --- | |

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@falmaraz_

5 years

believe it or not but two years ago today, my supervisor paid me to camp over night @ the grove waiting in line for a meet n greet for jojo siwa.. i was deadass taking a nap on the sidewalk.. cracktivities

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@falmaraz_

5 years

i’m so happy that i was born in LA, i would’ve been mad as hell if i was born in arkansas or something

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@falmaraz_

1 year

a short story:

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@falmaraz_

5 years

the beginning of vs. the end of the the decade decade

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@falmaraz_

1 year

x2

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@falmaraz_

1 year

u walk into kfc n this dude takes ur order, wyd???🤔

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@falmaraz_

5 years

i fuckin loved playing this game

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@falmaraz_

5 years

i came into work today and my manager calls me into the office and says, “hey frank, i’ve been getting complaints that u and ur coworkers go into the restroom and get high”.......... i’m sorry all i heard was that WE HAVE A FUCKING SNAKE WORKING AT KFC

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@falmaraz_

1 year

snow day ❄️❄️❄️

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@falmaraz_

6 years

gm twitter

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@falmaraz_

6 years

if ur single click this ㅤㅤㅤㅤme too wassup

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@falmaraz_

5 years

unappreciated

Jasmine Jade

@jasminejade

5 years

What are you going to be for Halloween?

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@falmaraz_

6 years

i went to the thrift store today n copped this jacket 🤠

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@falmaraz_

1 year

day three was a good time

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@falmaraz_

5 years

i wish it was still $22 wtf

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@falmaraz_

5 years

so it’s still not october??

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@falmaraz_

6 years

am i the only one who didn’t know about this

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@falmaraz_

5 years

did i rlly hear someone say “lori, LORI pay for my tuition LORIII”

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@falmaraz_

6 years

i’m just standing in the desert, there’s nothing much to it

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@falmaraz_

5 years

i wanna hug this dolphin

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@falmaraz_

5 years

bro what was i tweaking on

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@falmaraz_

6 years

brooooo i’m dead HAHAHA

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@falmaraz_

5 years

i went to the queen mary a couple weeks ago and while i was looking back at the videos i took, i noticed i accidentally SHOVED this girl and now i feel like a dick.. i’m so sorry girl

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@falmaraz_

5 years

my mom had to get a c-section bc my head was too big n i could’ve killed her

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Sco pa tu manaa?

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@falmaraz_

5 years

i went to a petting zoo and wanted to pet the lil pigs but the lamb wanted all the attention

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@falmaraz_

5 years

i went on tik tok rn and..

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@falmaraz_

1 year

vegas >>>

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@falmaraz_

4 years

i was high asf @ 3 AM last night and couldn’t go to sleep so i made this tik tok instead wtf....

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@falmaraz_

4 years

yes i got hit by a train

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@falmaraz_

4 years

nurse: u look good for someone who got hit by a train me: ok kiss me rn

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@falmaraz_

4 years

hmu for toilet paper, $10 a g

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@falmaraz_

4 years

the weather is crazy rn! YALL SEEING THIS SHIT

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@falmaraz_

5 years

swimming hiking bike riding kayaking roller skating go kart racing batting cages horse back riding electric scooter riding go on roller coasters idk man i’m just tryna do stuff this summer

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@falmaraz_

5 years

r u today’s date? bc ur a 10/10 dumbass

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@falmaraz_

5 years

i’m so happy that god gave me a mom who knows how to cook bomb ass food

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@falmaraz_

5 years

!!!

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@falmaraz_

5 years

this tweaker came in to kfc rn, asked a customer for money and when they said no, he kicked in our fucking door.. i can’t b making this shit up wtf HAHAHA

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@falmaraz_

5 years

no cocky shit but i rlly wish i could meet someone like me

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@falmaraz_

4 years

scaring my girlfriend prank 🤣🤣

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@falmaraz_

1 year

day trip day one 😈

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@falmaraz_

5 years

i love my family but i can’t believe no one became a millionaire b4 i was born.. now i have to experience working every single day

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@falmaraz_

6 years

i woke up this morning to this

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@falmaraz_

5 years

i’m kidding unless ur down

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@falmaraz_

4 years

if i like ur pic, that means i wanna kiss u cmon now it’s basic math

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@falmaraz_

5 years

No one: My brain: _ , - - - . _ / ' , ` . ` \ / ' ` , , ' ; ____ ) ( carne asada fries sound good '; ) ( _ ' ; , - , --- ' ( ; ; , , ; / -- ' \ ; ; ; / /

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@falmaraz_

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my prayers go out to the ppl who have no idea what this is