The cool thing about the end of the Nuggets game is a pop that loud from a crowd makes it really easy to sync a ton of fan footage from the game. H/T to
@katywinge
for asking people for their clips!
We need to end the stigma that something is "wrong" with someone when they
#DeleteFacebook
.
What's wrong is how Zuck has:
- Sold out our Democracy to the highest bidder
- Provided havens for hate groups
- Abused our data
- Made his platform increasingly addictive
Why am I quitting paper Magic?
I lost $4,469 (nice) dollars playing "professionally" over the last year.
That's a vacation to Europe, a TV wider than I am tall, or one of those expensive TikTok dogs.
All to play a Pro Tour, two RCs, and two MagicCons.
Here's a sobering 🧵:
As a Magic video editor, I have a minor obsession with the topic of gameplay thumbnails. Specifically, THE thumbnail.
You know the one I'm talking about.
Four people. Four Commanders. A logo.
At this point, I can barely tell videos apart from each other, so here's a quick 🧵:
I love that in the world of Magic: the Gathering, the fun, casual format has more fucking drama than the rest of the game combined. It's like if you showed up to mini golf and half the people had caddies or were shitting in the windmill.
Today, I want to take a quick look at why scale anchoring—the end points of how individuals identify their decks—doomed the old EDH Power Level chart and answer the age-old question of why everyone says their deck is a 7.
There's actually a scientific explanation!
🧵:
One year later, I can confidently say that learning to play Magic is the sweetest thing Sam has ever done. We're going to play tonight. It's the opposite of "going to Ikea together" for our relationship.
(THREAD) One of the great experiments in journalism is, for all intents and purposes, dead today. The Denver Post's marijuana vertical, The Cannabist, has cut all editorial staff and will replace them with bots. This is the story of stupid, stupid hedge funds.
My entire family: you're so hard to shop for
Me: I love Magic: the Gathering and make Magic content and open packs of Magic cards
Them: just no clue what to get you
Me: literally anything Magic
Them: hmm....
Anyone else think it's weird that the difference between winning, I dunno, 20 games and winning like HUNDREDS of games is the pack equivalent of 4000 gold? Like, not even enough to enter a Quick Draft? Just me?
Friendly reminder not to buy Ultimate Guard products this holiday season (or ever!) after they knocked off a small business in our community, then undercut her price by 7 cents on Amazon.
According to
@scryfall
, there are 23,208 legal cards in Commander. Only 465 of them (2%) cost more than $20.
You don't need expensive cards. You want them.
@EveSimmns
@katiehind
Hey Eve! I covered cannabis for The Denver Post for years. One thing I would recommend when it comes to this subject is avoiding using terms like "scromiting" which aren't actually words. I don't have anything against tabloids! I guess it's just tabloidy things that get me. 🤷♂️
We're two weeks into Lord of the Rings draft, so I looked at the data today. Do I have some free wins for you?
You better believe it.
I did a deep dive into the pick orders of top drafters vs bottom drafters and hopefully this thread helps you realize what you're overvaluing.
My disappointment here is that Booster Fun killed, as we knew it, an amazing, three-decade-old experience that I've enjoyed since middle school.
All because the "card game" was starting to get in the way of the "collectible."
It's the dawn of a new era. It didn't have to be.
With 10 Festival in a Box trophies under my belt, I wanted to talk about some of the things that are working (and what isn't) going into this weekend.
From how to properly visualize your pool to a huge mistake I see players make, here's a thread on how to take one home:
I'll take it a step further: if you can't afford a deck, have fun trying to pay for travel, dedicating all your free time to testing, and then still losing to some terrifyingly smart people.
Too many delusional folks thinking they'd be the next Reid Duke if it wasn't for $500.
Instead of focusing on rich people making bad decisions with their money, I want you to watch the time Maria Bamford got lowballed by her alma mater for a commencement speech and then gave her entire appearance fee to a theater kid, apologizing for not being a better negotiator.
Friendly reminder to craft all your uncommons to speed up vault progress. Since there's a 250 card limit, check the alt texts for three easy-to-import decks that'll give you all of them and save you some clicks.
Here's a quick video on my Frankenstein's monster: WORLD'S FIRST AND ONLY all art card commander deck. I think it was, all in, around $17.
Jodah, the Jerk:
@AnicaSeelie
Wait this man ate a poisoned Valentine's sandwich AFTER he knew she was trying to get herself as the sole beneficiary of his life insurance? And then he consumed literally anything ever again?
Honestly impressed he survived as long as he did.
I realize I've been talking about selling my cards a lot lately and that can come off as cold. I'm a deeply sentimental person. This game has and will continue to mean a ton to me.
So here's a thread of the stuff I'll never get rid of. Like my Easter Egg Lurrus.
1/x
Very excited to bum out a bunch of new followers who came here for cannabis journalism and will instead get the Magic: the Gathering content they never knew they hated.
Tomorrow marks a new era in the MTG Arena experiment: play digital, win physical cards.
You can spend $25 (5000 gems) to win a Festival in a Box. If you win 60% of your games, you've got a 1 in 4 shot at taking one home.
Before you play, read this thread on what it actually is:
@ItsDanSheehan
Wow. I don't think I've ever disagreed with something you've posted more.
When discussing the career of NBA champion Brian "The White Mamba" Scalabrine, his stint with the Bulls should NEVER get billing over the C's.
This is akin to saying "Honey Nut Cheerios spokesman Nelly."
I don't know who needs to hear this, but a popular coaching site is currently recruiting writers from the Magic community.
The rate ($50 for 2000 words) is insulting. This will come out to below min wage for your expert opinion.
I know times are tough but this is not the bag.
You can't constantly turn to the Magic community for help with your "unexpected bills" when they are due to your addiction to Magic. Especially when they're "bills" for more Magic boxes to crack.
Get it under control. You can't keep using good people to subsidize your habit, bud.
Last year, I didn't mulligan.
I mean, did I take a mulligan here or there? Sure. I'm not a monster.
But I would keep anything from a one-lander to a single spell. If it didn't work, I could always blame the shuffler.
Here's how I fixed that this year and the best advice I got:
I've played almost 350 games of OTJ draft, and I'm just starting to turn packs into gems. This set is uncollectible if you aren't a top 1% drafter. It wasn't always like this. When people say that bonus sheets are good for newbies because "they get a few extra rares" just know…
Had a few responses like this. Let me make a few things clear:
I've donated THOUSANDS in cards and cash to this community.
I edit for below industry rate.
I make content that is 100% free. Unmonetized.
Miss me with this "you're a dickhead because you spent $600 on cards" BS.
Five years ago today
@MTG_Arena
's closed beta launched. We still don't have a way to select default art for our basic lands or delete ones we don't want. 🤡
@EveSimmns
@katiehind
But, let's break down your piece, starting from your fourth graf. Why did you feel the need to include apostrophes around 'wellness' when referring to dispensaries? Is this to let readers know that there's debate around the health benefits of cannabis? Is that a debate in 2022?
Playing Magic as a child was fucked up. Other kids would bully you mercilessly. Your mom had to take you to the LGS. You had no disposable income. You didn't understand money, so you'd lose trades constantly.
Tilting an adult, though? It was worth everything. Pure, uncut heroin.
About to piss off a lot of racists.
@thegrowoff
is reducing entry fees for people of color, starting a pilot program providing mentorships in cannabis, and shifting our entire non-profit budget to organizations that share our vision.
Black lives matter.
Black growers matter.
At the Denver RC, I forgot to pay for my Summoner's Pact trigger on upkeep. I was in my main and hadn't taken any meaningful actions, but I noticed, pointed it out, and conceded. My opponent, who had been super friendly and chatty said, "Yeah," and then stopped talking.
1/2
Fifth lesson: play online.
Zero travel, food, lodging expenses? ✅
Already have the cards? ✅
Still have a shot at the PT? ✅
No COVID exposure? ✅
Can vape the whole time in your lucky robe and swear as loud as you want until you scare the dog? ✅
More Commander players should get into drafting/sealed! Embraces the singleton spirit, you brew as you go, and the gameplay is less repetitive than other constructed formats. And it's fun!
This message brought to you by someone desperate to keep limited relevant in 2024. 🥹
Excited to announce my most unhinged idea yet: white border EVERYTHING.
That's right: you can now order a perfect fit, white border
@AlterSleeves
for any* frame. Just in time for the holidays!
* still working on that 'lil triangle from the Universes Beyond cards
What are we left with? The rest of Commander is supposed to fit neatly in this 6-8 range.
In reality, we ask everyone to rate their decks from a 1 to a 3.
Is it any wonder why 2 would be the most common response?
@Nicole_Dubin
On the micro level of a tournament, you're absolutely right. On the macro level of just how I want to live my life, I think I'm right, so I'm probably not built for this, and I've come to terms with that.
Orcish Bowmasters is, through day one, the fourth biggest bomb in 17Lands history with 72.4% GIH WR.
Sunfall? Only 67%. Here's the rest:
5. The Hourglass Coven: 72.1%
3. Enter the God-Eternals: 72.7%
2. Skysovereign, Consul Flagship: 73%
1. Ashiok, Nightmare's Muse: 74.7%
Hey
@tommychong
: I have the utmost respect for you and what you've done to normalize cannabis for decades. You've used your place in the community to do some real work, which makes the direction your social media team is extra disappointing. Like this post from earlier today:
Two people after the match said, "Nooooo, Jake, you just call a judge in that spot." That a judge would have walked it back. But, two things:
1) I knew if I take that loss, I never forget to pay again.
2) My opponent was willing to take the cheap win, so I was ready to earn G3.
@dieworkwear
Noticed that none of your examples included a hoodie actually working with... anything. Applying some of the concepts here, thought these might be some okay looks?
She remains undefeated! We're playing open handed still but she picks good lines and picked up Nalia fast. Party planners, am I right?!
Also, thank you to
@GhostOfGodzilla
for putting in the time teaching an impossible game to someone who hates fine print. You're a hero.
Not to be a Jeering Instigator, but y'all *really* don't like Khans of Tarkir.
I was trying to answer a data question for someone when I noticed that there was... no data. Turns out KTK is a historic dud. Here's the first two weeks of every set this year in Premiere Draft: