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Faisal Rafi

@faisalrafi

10 years

#Lyari ki diwarein aik kahani sunati hein http://t.co/l1OJ1G3Ktd

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Faisal Rafi

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2 years

Imran Khan is the Khadim Rizvi of the burgers

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Faisal Rafi

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4 years

dear PM @ImranKhanPTI , ye lo apni riyasat aur achar dalo

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Faisal Rafi

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3 years

in a country that has a 99% Muslim population, what’s the point of tableegh?!!! to convert the 1% or just keep annoying the other 99

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Faisal Rafi

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3 years

let’s blame the clothes !!!!!!

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Faisal Rafi

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4 years

today I completed 2 months of therapy, following the passing of my wife I had sort of lost my ability to hold actual conversations and express feelings, I must say speaking to someone without judgment has been one of the best things I’ve ever done for myself

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Faisal Rafi

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4 years

Pakistanis accept Arab, Turkish, Irani and Afghani culture almost as their own but not their own culture, the Indian culture of the subcontinent, one of the oldest most complex cultures in the world, we are sometimes the poorest nation on Earth when it comes to identity, sad 😔

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Faisal Rafi

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6 months

ok let’s ask a basic question and I’ll start answering first have you been sexually or physically abused by a maulvi ??? I have ✋🏼

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Faisal Rafi

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3 years

how many people in Pakistan can afford to get tested and retested for Rs 6500 a pop ???? less than 5 %, so please don’t bullshit us about statistics, make the test free and then give statistical sermons dear govt

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Faisal Rafi

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2 years

not everyone opposing Imran Khan is a PDM supporter, some of us support reason, logic and Pakistan, and no, Imran is NOT Pakistan

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Faisal Rafi

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5 years

dear friends and colleagues, my wife Nadia Faisal who most of you knew as Nieni passed away today after a long struggle with cancer, will share funeral details soon, please remember her in your thoughts and prayers

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Faisal Rafi

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3 months

Pakistan is to minorities what Israel is to the Palestinians, there I said it

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Faisal Rafi

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5 years

Nieni 15th December 1972-27th August 2019

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Faisal Rafi

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5 years

while all y’all were orgasming over the speech, Pakistan voted ‘No’ to an extended investigation by UN into rights abuses in Yemen !!!! let that sink in

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Faisal Rafi

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3 years

Drums in Heaven, RIP Pappu

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Faisal Rafi

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5 years

‘Former’ !!!!!, oh bhai woh acting hee kar raha hai abhi bhi !!!!!

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@dawn_images

5 years

"I will continue to make dramas and films as long as they further the message of God," says the now former actor. #HamzaAliAbbasi #Islam Watch his video announcement here:

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Faisal Rafi

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4 years

Nieni with @PoojaB1972 and Irfan Khan, Kara Film Festival, 2004, both those on the right and left lost to cancer in these last 8 months, 😔

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Faisal Rafi

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1 year

at least buy your own shoes you freeloader

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@ImranKhanPTI

1 year

I was sent a box of shoes from someone I know, it was delivered to my house by their driver, two days later the police turned up at the drivers house, harassing and threatening his poor family and forcing him to say that he came to deliver a box of drugs at my place. This is

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Faisal Rafi

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3 years

26 years ago today Nieni and I got married, and it’s going to be 2 years since she left us in 2 days, what a journey it was, I will forever miss her, never forget every single moment spent together, am eternally grateful to the universe for this 🙏🏼

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Faisal Rafi

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8 months

PTI as an idea isn’t bad at all, it’s just that Imran Khan is an asshole

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Faisal Rafi

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4 years

Nieni Rafi aka Nadia Faisal, 15th December 1971-27th August 2019, only one of her kind in the known universe, she lived amongst us mortals for a short time, shone brighter than the sun and returned to her creator, she will always be remembered, never forgotten, always loved

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Faisal Rafi

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5 years

friends, family and colleagues, after a long struggle with cancer today my wife and my love Nieni passed away to be with the creator, her funeral will be held at Zuhr time tomorrow, Wednesday the 28th of August, at Mubarak Masjid Seaview, she will live in all our hearts forever

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Faisal Rafi

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5 years

same F16 that can’t be found, instead of which apparently Yeti was discovered !!! you mean that one ???

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@htTweets

5 years

Wing Commander #AbhinandanVarthaman , who downed Pak F16, flies again, this time with IAF chief Picture credit: ANI

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5 years

Nieni & Faisal, June 1996

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Faisal Rafi

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6 years

best Pakistani Music was produced before Bollywood opened its doors and diluted our artists, pls go ahead ban them so we produce more legendary music, thank you BJP 🙏🏼

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Faisal Rafi

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5 years

when this crisis is over, I’m going to bring PTI down, fuck it, that’s final, anyone joining in is most welcome, others just stay out of the way

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Faisal Rafi

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5 years

many people ask why everyone called Nadia Nieni, well her father, Col Suleiman was taken POW in Bangladesh, he refused to surrender, staged a jail break and escaped to Burma, the family he took refuge with called their daughter Nieni, so he named his yet unseen daughter Nieni

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Faisal Rafi

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5 years

my father retired a grade 21 officer from the Police and all he got was one small plot at some Police Foundation housing scheme in the middle of nowhere and my mother gets a Rs 32,000 a month pension since his passing, 34 years of honest service and this, not a penny more

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Faisal Rafi

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2 years

been abusing pml and ppp for years, none of my pml or ppp supporting friends including elected reps have ever let this difference come between us, but PTI supporting friends, they’ve wrecked their relationship with those who don’t, strange phenomenon, koolaid is too strong

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Faisal Rafi

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6 years

there should be a complete ban across Pakistan on keeping anyone less than 18 year old as a domestic servant, for fucks sake, it’s child slavery in 2018, do your own chores and errands people, WTF !!!!!

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Faisal Rafi

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2 years

TTP have killed more Pakistani civilians and soldiers than India has in all these years of conflict but we still hate India more and keep trying to rehabilitate TTP, says a lot about us as a nation

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Faisal Rafi

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3 years

having a working brain

Fakhar Bajwa 🏏

@BajwaKehtaHaii

3 years

What's your excuse??

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Faisal Rafi

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4 years

something like that

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Faisal Rafi

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5 years

Nieni & Faisal 2015

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Faisal Rafi

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5 years

why PSL ceremony sucked, short version: problem is that here in Pakistan the actually talented behind the scenes staff is never hired because they simply don’t chuk the tattas of those hiring, the tatta chukers get the job and they are talentless and inept, the end.

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Faisal Rafi

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5 years

the foodpanda delivery guy just got mugged right outside my home in the freezing cold at 2:30 am, dear CM Sindh, you live a few houses down from me, please take fuckng note, man had his phone wallet, money and ID card taken away !!! police came but what the fuck do they care !!!

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Faisal Rafi

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5 years

Nieni & Faisal

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Faisal Rafi

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3 years

shouldn’t be celebrating the JUI F victory in Peshawar, we all know what many years of MMA did to KPK, please don’t let your hate for PTI blind you to the fact that maulvis are far fucking worse than them !!!!!

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Faisal Rafi

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5 years

yes, angels do walk amongst us, lucky are those who are honoured by their company and blessed are those who are loved by them Nieni Rafi aka Nadia Faisal, only one of her kind in the known universe what a love story, wow, just wow

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Faisal Rafi

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5 years

Nieni 25th August 1995

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5 years

my father busted General Zia’s own staff smuggling heroin on official flights 🤷🏽‍♂️, don’t know how else to put it !!!!

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Faisal Rafi

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3 years

hiring domestic help below 18 years of age should be banned across Pakistan

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Faisal Rafi

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3 years

Pakistani muslims have absolute zero respect for all other beliefs, they ridicule and insult everyone who disagrees with them, so in a nutshell minorities here will never have equal rights, in fact they are in constant mortal danger, and that’s an irrefutable fact

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Faisal Rafi

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4 years

"The child who is not embraced by the village will burn it down to feel its warmth." ~ African proverb

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Faisal Rafi

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3 years

when it comes to Palestine even CNN becomes FOX !!!!

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Faisal Rafi

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6 years

where do we send the bill for the 17 trees, 4 bushes and 16,340 blades of grass ???

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Faisal Rafi

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3 years

millennial updates 👇🏼

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Faisal Rafi

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3 years

most of the time I still wait for my phone to ring expecting it to be my wife calling me, whether this is a habit or a hope or just a natural conditioning of the mind I don’t know, but it gives happiness and sadness in equal measure, may the force be with her, always

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Faisal Rafi

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3 years

were you ever molested as a child ?? I was, but I fought for myself and now I fight for others

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Faisal Rafi

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6 years

I hope Kulsoom Nawaz is doing well, the internet along with the Sharif family seemed to have forgotten her now that the election is over, sending best wishes to her and all those fighting cancer

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Faisal Rafi

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6 years

that’s my father in law

Shah 🏴‍☠️

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6 years

_Thread: Suleiman The Magnificent_ Lieutenant Colonel Muhammad Suleiman from the Special Services Group (SSG), a man who refused to surrender in 1971 & escaped with a wounded friend on his shoulders. He reached Pakistan undefeated & uncaptured. One night in a bunker, two...

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Faisal Rafi

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4 years

my first eid alone in 25 years, world on the verge of apocalypse, as if karachi hadn’t already seen enough a plane falls out of the sky on it, surrounded by bigotry, nepotism and lies, I can’t find a single reason to celebrate, 2020 is an eidless year to me

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Faisal Rafi

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5 years

Colonel Muhammad Suleiman, the second father I have lost this decade, a friend, mentor and absolute selfless soul, till we meet again sir a heavy heart I have today

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Faisal Rafi

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3 years

periodic reminder 👇🏼

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5 years

Nieni, my baby, a memory from 2011

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Faisal Rafi

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3 years

Today is the death anniversary of the greatest Pakistani scientist and the greatest Muslim physicist of the 20th century and possibly ever, Dr. Abdus Salam RIP

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Faisal Rafi

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5 years

today would’ve been Nieni’s 48th Birthday, please everyone remember her in your thoughts and love those who are close and keep them as close as possible, life is but a mere moment in time, cherish it

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Faisal Rafi

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7 months

‘Syed’ isn’t a caste, it’s a South Asian social construct

Syed Zaighum Kazmi

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Syed’s are superior by caste and brave by nature.

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Faisal Rafi

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4 years

Hafiz in jail, Khadim in a grave, now only if Diesel could.......it would have been a good month

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Faisal Rafi

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3 years

Musharraf’s biggest fuck up by far was leaving Mullah Burqa alive and Laal Mosque standing

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Faisal Rafi

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3 years

May I live to see the day when Maulvis get banned instead of TikTok and YouTube !!!!!

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Faisal Rafi

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3 years

I have an idea, why don’t PTI supporters and leaders move to Afghanistan to live under the Taliban !!!! everything will be solved in one go 😃

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Faisal Rafi

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2 years

every youthia carrying a PTI flag instead of a Pakistan flag these days is proving the hypothesis that they are indeed all chutiyas 🤷🏽‍♂️

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Faisal Rafi

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8 months

one view of the TL and all sympathy for PTI flies out the window, youthias are the scum of the fucking earth I tell you, human sewage

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Faisal Rafi

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1 year

when I badmouth PPP or PML, usually their supporters reply with counter arguments or puns and maybe a little bit of aggression, when I do the same to PTI, youthias reply with death threats and start abusing my family, just an observation

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5 years

Nieni & Nusrat Fateh Ali Khan 1997

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Faisal Rafi

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6 years

before we Pakistanis denounce the hate of the white supremacist rhetoric, we need to first also accept that our own countrymen have killed 70,000 others on the same hate based religious rhetoric, just the colour of the skin is different, the depravity is EXACTLY the same

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Faisal Rafi

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2 years

I can’t understand this obsession with Palestine that Pakistanis have, we have minorities here who are treated far worse, the hazaras, Baloch, shias, Hindus, Christians, but noooooo, we will worry more about people thousands of miles away who don’t give a fuck about us at all

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Faisal Rafi

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4 years

I’ve lived here my entire life, what I’ve seen & read over the past few days I’d seriously advise no one to bring up a child in Pakistan, not anymore, we’ve gone far below rock bottom, in the name of morality and religion we have stooped so low that even the sewers are above us

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Faisal Rafi

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4 years

my new hero, there needs to be a movement to support this man, come on stoners, stand up for our rights ✊🏼

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Faisal Rafi

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6 years

I hope when the pilot goes back safely to India he does do one thing, INFORM INDIAN AD MAKERS WE DONT CALL EACH OTHER JANAB, FFS, thank you

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Faisal Rafi

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3 years

Pakistan being on the UK red list has nothing to do with data or covid, but everything to do with politics and lobbying, downright racist if you ask me

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Faisal Rafi

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3 years

a white American friend of mine who runs a successful garments factory is continually harassed by police, FIA, IB and FBR as to ‘why’ she is running a business here and not in Bangladesh, then we wonder why no one wants to invest here, kinda F’d up if you ask me 🤷🏽‍♂️🤷🏽‍♂️🤷🏽‍♂️

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Faisal Rafi

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5 years

not that I support him but the guy said ‘Voter’, maybe remove the dildos in your ears, you will hear better

Virender Sehwag

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5 years

You sound like a welder from the Bronx, says the anchor. After the pathetic speech in the UN a few days ago , this man seems to be inventing new ways to humiliate himself.

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Faisal Rafi

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4 years

all the Pakistanis living abroad and promoting martial law, bhenchod idhar aa jao aur hummein wahaan janay dou, bund paat kay bhaag na jaye tou kehna, chutiye duffer !!!!!

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Faisal Rafi

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5 years

don’t see Vawda grabbing a gun and going to the aid of our Hazara brothers and sisters like he did for ‘best buddy’ China’s inconsequential consulate !!!!

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Faisal Rafi

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6 years

can’t we drop Zaid Hamid on some trees from a plane ?!?!?

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Faisal Rafi

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3 years

Pakistan is the most dangerous place in the world to posses any sort of alternate view, that is a fact

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Faisal Rafi

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4 years

#Karachi is BY FAR the bravest city in the world

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5 years

Nieni’s father Col Muhammad Suleiman passed away today, please remember him in your prayers, from the Earth we rise and to it we return

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Faisal Rafi

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5 years

I’ve tweeted this before and I will tweet this again, if you share private conversations on a public forum to make a point then you are a fucking asshole, there is no other version of this, it’s a lowlife move and that is that !!! Please everyone DONT support such behaviour !!

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Faisal Rafi

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4 years

I can understand that many of you have been brainwashed into hating India like a lot of Indians have been brainwashed into hating Pakistanis, but for those 40 plus of age, you have no excuse, should know better, either use brain or get in the ‘lost cause’ line 🤷🏽‍♂️

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Faisal Rafi

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1 year

so I came across two young men first throwing stones and then rocks at a puppy today, I first tried to reason with them, it didn’t work, then tried arguing that didn’t work either, then I proceeded to throw rocks at them and then gave them both a thorough beat down, was I wrong ?

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4 years

why do I have a feeling the police could be in on this !!!!

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5 years

Nieni with Anoushey, Ali & Raza

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5 years

I endorse this

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1 year

what Altaf was to Karachi, Imran is to the rest of Pakistan

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3 years

Naya Pakistan Update: Taliban Good Aurat March Bad 🤷🏽‍♂️

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5 years

IK has made some cunt moves but the cuntiest one so far is him sucking up to MBS and pulling out of the KL summit, what an asswipe, really !!!! all that mumbo jumbo about Ummah, Kashmir, Justice is all fucking bullshit

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Faisal Rafi

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5 years

I just got arrested and released by Police who found an old whiskey bottle in my car with water in it, they said the liquid will have to be verified and took me to the thana and the whole good cop bad cop thing and now I am back home, priorities of the Police !!! FucknHell

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Faisal Rafi

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6 years

from today I will be making a note of every person I know who has a child servant working in their home and I will name and shame them all, and if need be, I’ll be dispensing free beatings also

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Faisal Rafi

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3 years

I’ve been critiquing PPP, PML, ANP, MQM and the Maulvis for years, but never received any serious abuse or threats from their supporters, now that I do the same for PTI, the abuse is epic and the whole argument that one shouldn’t critique Imran Khan is also very disturbing

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3 years

so where are the maulvis ??? TLP, JI, JUI etc etc, where are the fucking cowards who would rather burn their own country than speak up for Palestine ???

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5 years

🤣😂😂🤣

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4 years

it would be safest for women and children to leave pakistan till the men figure out their positions and inadequacies

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4 years

why don’t PTI supporters all gather in one place and hug each other and leave the rest of us out of it !!!!

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2 years

it is time that Pakistan has a woman as President

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5 years

just thinking that if Sarmad’s film was yet another ripped off crappy vulgar romcom full of offensive content no one would’ve even cared, censor would’ve have passed it and all the maulvis would be salivating over the women in it in cinema, and that is a sad sad reality !!!

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3 years

been wanting to write something about ‘security companies’ who people hire guards from for their homes, they are literally modern day slavery organisations, they pay on an avg Rs 15,000 to guards out of which they deduct uniform and living expenses, leaving Rs 12-13,000....

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