DepressedLakers&PatsFan @ejplol Twitter profile

Pinned Tweet

DepressedLakers&PatsFan

@ejplol

5 days

I’m ready for black ops 6 #Treyarch

14

2

65

Last Seen Profiles

@16uGold_Barrios

@BrecknockSchool

@Safia_Alsnaani

@KManse84

@StagsSoftball

@Amber610386949

@SebastianTamigi

@cutepet2023

@Official_Leczy

@Shep71

@NorthBrewCo

@stw_pdg

@ohboyzine

@stwmaniax

@jrob730

@stw_pdg

@OldFashGolf

@DempsKalli77011

@ClairSodon

@JilatanJilbab

@ccf_ideas

@envyonne

@Rich_Rittelmann

@NerdyCalixto

@harutsugu_tube

@alwaleedalradhi

@HertsPolice

@ideal_essentiel

@USFMBB

@fatasadh

@BeyondBCN

@samdcastle

@centarska_picka

@starlitmarketin

@jacki_rote

@cegif

DepressedLakers&PatsFan

@ejplol

1 month

Just a reminder, you garbage ass niggas hated Call of Duty Infinite Warfare because you were pure dogshit.

466

137

1K

DepressedLakers&PatsFan

@ejplol

5 months

Old clip but there’s a reason why jetpack cods won’t make a return and it’s because u garbage BOTS couldn’t adjust and wasn’t getting protected by the matchmaking😭

292

64

849

DepressedLakers&PatsFan

@ejplol

2 months

Treyarch really don’t miss. I have a good feeling these next 2 cods are going to be amazing.

69

22

851

DepressedLakers&PatsFan

@ejplol

3 months

The best BP50 build for season 2 #MW3

7

29

567

DepressedLakers&PatsFan

@ejplol

5 months

Back when you can just buy streaks. Black ops 1 was truly amazing.

36

34

542

DepressedLakers&PatsFan

@ejplol

2 months

Best MCW class for season 3 #MW3 #ModernWarfare3

9

36

530

DepressedLakers&PatsFan

@ejplol

4 months

We definitely need Advanced Warfare 2

25

35

486

DepressedLakers&PatsFan

@ejplol

4 months

The best DG-56 build after nerfed. #MW3

11

18

437

DepressedLakers&PatsFan

@ejplol

4 months

Two MCW class setup. One for pubs and one for ranked. #MW3

5

23

395

DepressedLakers&PatsFan

@ejplol

17 days

Is this $200 controller worth it? I play claw so I don’t care about the paddles, I just need a controller that won’t give me stick drift for a while.

435

6

351

DepressedLakers&PatsFan

@ejplol

4 months

BEST GUN IN THE GAME. #MW3

9

10

310

DepressedLakers&PatsFan

@ejplol

5 months

Choose 1 Delete the other 3 forever

181

9

245

DepressedLakers&PatsFan

@ejplol

4 months

Updated SVA class. Just tap trigger to burst from long rage and hold trigger if they are close. #MW3

5

12

247

DepressedLakers&PatsFan

@ejplol

4 months

@Shadowiscold @Chiefs

3

8

227

DepressedLakers&PatsFan

@ejplol

3 months

Infinite Warfare is the most underrated cod of all time.

82

27

220

DepressedLakers&PatsFan

@ejplol

5 months

Treyarch will always have the best calling cards.

26

12

207

DepressedLakers&PatsFan

@ejplol

4 months

@SavageSports_ It’s like they forgot this superbowl exists. Give me Brady any day.

10

6

205

DepressedLakers&PatsFan

@ejplol

10 months

@Dexerto Females when they wake up:

3

4

191

DepressedLakers&PatsFan

@ejplol

4 months

@charlieINTEL 2026 - “Most advanced cod in history part 2”

3

1

177

DepressedLakers&PatsFan

@ejplol

4 months

@TheNBACentel

1

164

DepressedLakers&PatsFan

@ejplol

4 months

@ValcrlValcrl10

2

5

160

DepressedLakers&PatsFan

@ejplol

3 months

I hated on vanguard way too much and thought it was the worst cod in history. MWII takes that spot as worst cod in history.

62

2

150

DepressedLakers&PatsFan

@ejplol

9 months

@Attach You should be arrested for putting bo1 in d tier.

1

139

DepressedLakers&PatsFan

@ejplol

4 months

@SavageSports_ 🐐

2

5

138

DepressedLakers&PatsFan

@ejplol

5 months

Need these guns ASAP #MW3

26

5

130

DepressedLakers&PatsFan

@ejplol

5 months

What is the #1 most toxic/op LMG in cod history?

90

3

129

DepressedLakers&PatsFan

@ejplol

1 year

@NikRiehle @SportsCenter Warriors 3 point attempt = 53 Lakers 3 point attempt = 25 CRY MORE

2

1

128

DepressedLakers&PatsFan

@ejplol

20 days

@clickthatfollow Magic without Kareem = 0 rings Kobe without shaq = 3 straight finals and won back to back. I’ll never understand these clowns.

8

3

120

DepressedLakers&PatsFan

@ejplol

6 months

Hopefully I can reach 1000-1 but stats so far 😈

47

5

108

DepressedLakers&PatsFan

@ejplol

5 months

Dg-56 is still the best gun in the game. No macro needed. #MW3

15

7

103

DepressedLakers&PatsFan

@ejplol

3 months

Lowkey miss vanguard.

17

5

106

DepressedLakers&PatsFan

@ejplol

5 months

Fuck it,I never in my life had a ego but these bots are pushing it. Going for the 2k win loss ratio. Yall bum ass 1kd bot/ YouTube Niggas will never ever reach me. Continue to swallow my sack.

176

9

103

DepressedLakers&PatsFan

@ejplol

4 months

SBMM DOESN’T BELONG IN PUBS SBMM PROTECTS 1KD BOTS SBMM GIVES 1KD BOTS A EGO SBMM ONLY BELONGS IN RANKED

17

8

105

DepressedLakers&PatsFan

@ejplol

5 months

#1 IN THE WORLD NO RB, NO VPN, NO BOT LOBBIES. STAY MAD YOU 1KD BOT SCRUBS.

111

6

100

DepressedLakers&PatsFan

@ejplol

10 months

@timelesssports_ People need to realize those pistons were no joke. Extremely underrated team.

3

0

99

DepressedLakers&PatsFan

@ejplol

4 months

@Benderaka7 @HYPEX @xboxera Yes. Shortest anime of all time.

1

0

95

DepressedLakers&PatsFan

@ejplol

6 months

Old stats. All you SBMM BOTS wouldn’t last a day in these cods.Keep slobbering me.

30

4

93

DepressedLakers&PatsFan

@ejplol

5 months

@looneyaim Cod was meant for controller. First cod got released for pc and the devs knew it was trash that’s why they continue to support the consoles instead of pc.

10

0

91

DepressedLakers&PatsFan

@ejplol

5 months

Level 250 + 1K WIN LOSS RATIO #2 IN THE WORLD FOR WINS NO RB, NO VPN, NO BOT LOBBIES #MW3

59

10

89

DepressedLakers&PatsFan

@ejplol

4 months

IW might have the best camos in cod history.

14

4

89

DepressedLakers&PatsFan

@ejplol

9 months

@WhozMEECH Okay Kobe doin' work Two four on my shirt He the greatest on the court And I'm the greatest on the verse Going for the 4th ring like it was his first -Lil Wayne

1

7

88

DepressedLakers&PatsFan

@ejplol

5 months

W. I don’t even stream and my name spreading like wildfires. Just remember I held a 5kd + 20 win loss ratio against 4kd players and pro players in AW sbmm. I held a 3kd + 98.0 win percent in Cold War sbmm without even trying. Did all of that in a 2man, imagine if I was in a 6man.

48

6

85

DepressedLakers&PatsFan

@ejplol

6 months

“RB is cheating” So is Christmas noob lobbies back in the day considered cheating too? The SBMM we have today is rigged and cheats towards good player but you idiots don’t say anything about that.

24

11

83

DepressedLakers&PatsFan

@ejplol

1 month

The same niggas that said u can’t thrive without bot lobbies are the same niggas that were dogshit and didn’t feel confident until MW2019 existed. 99.9% of u bum ass idiots didn’t say shit during these cods until the matchmaking started protecting y’all. If ur first upload is

19

11

82

DepressedLakers&PatsFan

@ejplol

6 months

Fuck it, yall sbmm warriors can keep swallowing me. Been holding high stats before social media existed.

57

5

80

DepressedLakers&PatsFan

@ejplol

6 months

Need 100 more wins for the 1k win loss 😈

40

3

82

DepressedLakers&PatsFan

@ejplol

1 year

@itszewelly @ModernWarzone Found the groomer.

0

79

DepressedLakers&PatsFan

@ejplol

4 months

@stephenasmith W pick Stephen

0

76

DepressedLakers&PatsFan

@ejplol

5 months

Remove SBMM and all these 1kd bots will disappear.

15

4

73

DepressedLakers&PatsFan

@ejplol

1 month

@vamphu Nah Only niggas that can’t adjust think the game ass.

6

0

71

DepressedLakers&PatsFan

@ejplol

7 months

@ThrowbackHoops Imagine not having Kobe in the top 5. Dude has one of the deepest bags in nba history.

2

6

70

DepressedLakers&PatsFan

@ejplol

2 months

We definitely need infinite warfare 2.

20

6

70

DepressedLakers&PatsFan

@ejplol

11 months

Black ops 1 really aged like fine wine. #XboxShare

5

4

66

DepressedLakers&PatsFan

@ejplol

1 month

@Lakers AD AND D LO

1

0

67

DepressedLakers&PatsFan

@ejplol

6 months

SBMM is the worst thing to ever exist in the gaming community.

7

67

DepressedLakers&PatsFan

@ejplol

5 months

I miss having variations of score streaks

10

1

66

DepressedLakers&PatsFan

@ejplol

5 months

SBMM killed cod

13

5

62

DepressedLakers&PatsFan

@ejplol

5 months

@Stimmy2x Nah don’t say that. Ur going to attract all the bots that couldn’t keep up with this game 🤣

6

0

61

DepressedLakers&PatsFan

@ejplol

4 months

Can’t wait for pick 10 system to return.

4

3

60

DepressedLakers&PatsFan

@ejplol

5 months

Finally got Interstellar 😈

9

3

57

DepressedLakers&PatsFan

@ejplol

2 months

SVA is the best gun in MW3

5

0

57

DepressedLakers&PatsFan

@ejplol

1 year

Most underrated cod of all time. Good maps, weapons, camos, streaks, map voting, no sbmm, zombies were good, lobbies didn’t disband. People only hated this game because they were ass.

9

8

53

DepressedLakers&PatsFan

@ejplol

5 months

Please give us dogs so I can pair it with the swarm 😈 @SHGames

7

5

52

DepressedLakers&PatsFan

@ejplol

2 months

Never forget, these SBMM defenders didn’t exist on this app until MW2019 came out and it got worse when Cold War came out. Timeline use to be filled with 6v6 beef, or high stat players beefing with each other. Now it’s filled with a bunch of low iq 1kd bots talking shit.

9

8

54

DepressedLakers&PatsFan

@ejplol

5 months

1k win loss in TDM No rb, No vpn, No 2box #MWIII

12

5

52

DepressedLakers&PatsFan

@ejplol

6 months

@EagleFPS_ This is who the devs be protecting. 0 skill level npc bots.

1

0

51

DepressedLakers&PatsFan

@ejplol

3 months

Blackout> Warzone

15

3

51

DepressedLakers&PatsFan

@ejplol

5 months

Damn I miss this game 😔

6

4

51

DepressedLakers&PatsFan

@ejplol

3 months

Very blessed and thankful to hit age 29.

27

0

49

DepressedLakers&PatsFan

@ejplol

5 months

@blancobones Everything is earned in the game.

3

0

50

DepressedLakers&PatsFan

@ejplol

25 days

5kd in sweaty SBMM Warzone.

9

1

50

DepressedLakers&PatsFan

@ejplol

6 months

SBMM 1. It does not belong in pubs 2. It’s a matching making system that is rigged and punish good players. 3. Only bots want sbmm so they can be protected. 4. Have to use meta weapons every match. 5. There is no FUN. Games are meant to be FUN. #SBMM

7

9

48

DepressedLakers&PatsFan

@ejplol

7 months

@ErwinEuphoria @stephenasmith Magic team was extremely stacked but people never discredit magic. They always skip over magic and discredit Kobe for having shaq. It’s ridiculous.

3

4

48

DepressedLakers&PatsFan

@ejplol

6 months

Rust > shipment

14

3

48

DepressedLakers&PatsFan

@ejplol

2 months

Best DG-56 build for season 3 #MW3

0

3

47

DepressedLakers&PatsFan

@ejplol

6 months

Half way to 1000 wins 😈

20

1

47

DepressedLakers&PatsFan

@ejplol

7 months

Cold war calling cards = 🔥

6

1

45

DepressedLakers&PatsFan

@ejplol

5 months

@APExpunisher_ Nah lol, let these bum ass vpn niggas think warzone started “movement” . Movement been in cod for a while but they are brain dead.

2

0

44

DepressedLakers&PatsFan

@ejplol

6 months

10kd + top 5 in the world for win loss ratio 😈

14

4

43

DepressedLakers&PatsFan

@ejplol

6 months

This what happens when u deleted my old cod stats. Get nuked @Activision

16

5

42

DepressedLakers&PatsFan

@ejplol

9 months

I definitely see why the casuals hate this game. Skill gap is massive compared to other cods. #PS5Share , #CallofDutyInfiniteWarfare

6

2

44

DepressedLakers&PatsFan

@ejplol

7 months

The two biggest 1kd bots in cod history.

8

7

43

DepressedLakers&PatsFan

@ejplol

4 months

Bring back jetpack cods please. @Activision

8

6

41

DepressedLakers&PatsFan

@ejplol

2 months

@SHGames Keep posting and I’ll keep spamming this.

0

43

DepressedLakers&PatsFan

@ejplol

2 months

Please buff the mcw @SHGames

6

0

41

DepressedLakers&PatsFan

@ejplol

2 months

I miss this game so much. We need another jetpack cod ASAP.

6

3

43

DepressedLakers&PatsFan

@ejplol

3 months

Advanced warfare customization was really ahead of its time.

0

42

DepressedLakers&PatsFan

@ejplol

3 months

I miss this gun 😔

8

3

42

DepressedLakers&PatsFan

@ejplol

5 months

Merry Christmas everyone especially to the 1KD BOTS😈

12

4

38

DepressedLakers&PatsFan

@ejplol

7 months

Vanguard is way more fun than MWII.

6

2

41

DepressedLakers&PatsFan

@ejplol

3 months

Can’t wait for these next 2 treyarch games.

5

4

37

DepressedLakers&PatsFan

@ejplol

1 month

This might be the worst gaming era of all time. All I see is rb vs sbmm, 2boxing, aim assist is cheating, controller vs mouse and keyboard debates. Take me back to the 2007 era where everyone just had fun and didn’t worry about any of these things.

12

7

41

DepressedLakers&PatsFan

@ejplol

1 year

I’m very blessed to see age 28 🖤