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jake

6 months

still thinking about when i got the privilege to meet two of my biggest inspirations, Gregg Turkington and Bob Odenkirk in one weekend… people be saying don’t meet your heroes but idk if they’ve met these two 💯‼️

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jake

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6 months

look at tom hardy’s face. does that look like a man whose about to make his last venom film or a man who is about to be handed the reigns of the sony venomverse and is actually making 1000 venom films

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me having to cancel smash mouth for their concert during a pandemic:

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2 years

matthew macfadyen and andrew garfield in a lgbt+ romcom would lowkey slay penis

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PAUL SCHRADER CASUALLY DROPPING THAT MARTIN SCORSESE WENT TO THE HOSPITAL IN ROME AFTER TOO MUCH COKE THAT MAN WILL JUST SAY ANYTHING GOAT SHIT

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@bigmonkeong especially with such a stylistic variety it’s the stuff of legend

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6 months

@SmallPutrk like mahershala ali vampire hunter movie doesn’t even need the marvel label to do numbers why has this taken so long

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11 months

@wholelottatr3y on it boss

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2 years

@joauwa @ScHoolBoyV20 ur crazy if you don’t think most of that shot isn’t cg. rdj never wore a full iron man suit besides the first one in the cave i’m almost 100% sure.

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2 years

@YeezyTaughtMe72 wild child satan’s favorite bam bam make some noise these aren’t mgk songs but you thought they were. that’s how little people actually know mgk’s discog

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3 years

this is the version of thanos who owns the thanos copter

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OG Thanos needs to be a variant. 😭😂

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10 months

@imsufjanstevens the funniest part is that it’s literally called “the gray man” which may be the most bald movie title ever

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1 year

@thamosdeaf kinda sucks to know hayden christensen is bad in bed lmao

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2 years

@VasilIliev21 @WongUpdates being a wong hater and this pfp like pick a struggle

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12 days

@indianloonie @B00K0FTRIBE passive aggressive argument until the rock goes full heel on ryan reynolds is pretty funny to picture

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8 months

@ybtoren they’re reminding you he becomes darth vader which is actually a little known fact. only hardcore eagle eyed fans will get this

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10 months

@size32waist you have to think MBDTF is the greatest album of all time at some point in your life as a man it’s a right of passage

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4 months

@indianloonie i don’t care that it’s lip synced Christopher sells it so well that it seems frighteningly real

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6 months

@Luke_Guysucker eminem was so good in this that my friends convinced me for the longest time that the real eminem would never do it so they hired a guy to impersonate eminem, that’s how much he transcended as gay eminem in the film

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1 year

@Name3309 @bigmonkeong say what you will about james hiring friends and family but i’ve always really loved sean gunns kraglin

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1 month

@h0mmelette i’m dying laughing like i know this is serious but picturing this in my head is killing me

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3 years

@cinedilf who is this child and how can i support him

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4 months

@Name3309 @awoodustin BREAKING josh ryder cast as jesus in scorsese’s new jesus movie

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13 days

@onthewayjay learning he’s zendaya’s assistant this screencap is so awesome

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1 year

@RedLReviews he needs a bro comedy to star in asap

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3 months

that’s not even possible Joseph Gordon Levitt is like the same age as her

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DAKOTA JOHNSON IS DON JOHNSON'S DAUGHTER??????

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1 year

@theronfilm every female celebrity with a noteworthy role sitting there silently praying they’re not mentioned.

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2 months

@Name3309 reviewing osama bin laden being killed is crazy

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1 year

@indianloonie dedication is crazy ngl

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1 year

@Delaney5849 @thamosdeaf good

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9 months

this is always in my mind…

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2 years

@damelotosg @dilfhive this isn’t awkward this is just bad lmao. you can’t blame selena tho, even the greatest actors couldn’t pretend kissing cara delevigne is enjoyable! also if it’s supposed to be awkward why are they playing “you should see me in a crown” lmao

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@AviArad @SonyPictures @SonyPicturesFr @SonyPicsTeens @SonyPicturesUK @sonypicsfilmsin @SonyPicturesCan @Sony me when i see a “venom 3 is the last venom movie” mf

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6 months

@SnapzEnt that was something special fr

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3 years

"Which MCU character has your energy" I am both of these characters simultaneously existing at once:

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11 months

@D4hz4hn this is the best characterization of thawne. like i just mean him being super obsessed w barry. not like trying to one up him just literally ruining his life so he can be in his life it’s beautiful.

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@phildonephy why did daily mail have so much beef w her

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3 months

@plaidpervert not sure what’s a more innovative piece of writing here “chemommy” or “he cocked his theragun”

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4 years

@phntmthread @THEIRISHM4N Everytime I saw someone I stan in that video I looked away because I didn’t want to lose them

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1 year

@romanroyfilms god his fucking soulless gaze in this is so brutal. just great stuff.

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2 years

@rustypolished they were trying to listen closely to nuance in chris pratt’s career defining performance as mario

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2 months

there where as very brief window where it seemed like Jay Baruchel was the next hollywood it-guy

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#nw the sorcerors apprentice

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@romanroycunt the people who really think menkens right wing extremist self is ever gonna let a female ceo fly

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2 years

jeremy strong after bankrupting a historically racist college’s theater troupe for one night with al pachichi 🤪😍

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1 year

@Vaughanilla_ holy shit i remember seeing that fake article and being like wow that’s so far in the future no way the show goes that long. pretty crazy it got this close ngl.

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1 year

@Smv_of_Heroes grants always gonna be my flash man idc

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10 months

@MetaReflexive it ended with the t-shirt bots imo

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8 months

@squirtstain Shooters shoot

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2 years

@THEAdmiralOreo @SMDConner @Metod_Miklic @OvieKovy @quakerraina i’m pretty sure you can’t accuse batman of being rich when it’s an almost essential part of his character

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why is spielberg’s daughter shitting on misjudged comedy darling ricky stanicky?? i just don’t get how you look at one of the few mid budget comedies and decide that’s the problem and not the several $100+ million dollar budget blockbusters…

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6 months

the venomverse never dies. #make1000venommovies @AviArad @SonyPictures @SonyPicturesFr @SonyPicsTeens @SonyPicturesUK @sonypicsfilmsin @SonyPicturesCan @Sony

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@ncrmalpeople literally only 8 years older then me what am i doing with my life.

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8 months

@ladiedbird marie breaking bad

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5 months

@SmallPutrk THANK YOU! all the streaming services have this weird thing where all their originals have a very similar feel to them

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6 months

@callmecapybara Venomverse, the morb is lucky he gets to exist alongside venom.

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@zachheltzel @shinglejingle i miss r rated comedies in movie theaters

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bro lmao

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i know there’s probably a valid reason Drake believes one of Kendrick’s kids is Dave Free’s but it’d be really funny if he based that whole bar off this singular instagram interaction seems like a drake thing to do

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@KnightOfGames_ when she suckin ur nuts but u gangster

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@BigPutruck hannibal jb smoove and martin starr. goats.

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@CanOflaz blue check mark take

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@ashsevildead i will explore in my pants

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@Goldxn_Violin jim rash ate all of them up so hard

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9 months

@phildonephy I KNOW i was like 13 seeing these headlines like why do they care?!

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@lipscumsock kinda crazy bc at the time i feel like routh was one of the bigger stars on the cast and now (sadly) he’s prob the least known.

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3 years

new pic of mike dean in the studio working on DONDA:

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@aidansfilm

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@TheGiovanniLago his oscar should’ve been nightmare alley that final shot of him saying “i was born for it” is burned into my brain.

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2 years

@fionapplecult we need arian moayed saying boots the house down and then kieran culkin saying yas mamas next

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5 months

@Goldxn_Violin he’s been doing this for almost a year now and never sat right with me. pretty blatant DOOM rip off. not nearly respectful enough to be an homage.

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@RedLReviews and even if some of his stuff is duds he’s always trying to make something new/original which is commendable when he could still just be show running family guy and raking it in.

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6 months

he’s still the only “movie star” who i think could run for president and actually win. half the people would vote for him for the bit and half the people would vote for him because america loves dwayne the rock johnson.

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Dwayne Johnson says multiple political parties approached him in 2022 and asked him to run for president. "They brought up own deep-dive research that would prove that should I ever go down that road [I’d be a real contender]. It was very surreal."

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3 years

this will always be Owen Wilson’s best role.

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1 year

@milffailure and the way tom rushes over to help you guys could never make me hate the peoples princess

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2 months

@passionofsofia literally never understood why people lose their shit over this movie it’s insanely racist for one and secondly its not even that good! doesn’t even deserve the praise it gets imo!!

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6 months

@PoorOldRoloTony it’s so awesome he was in dumb money for like maybe 5 minutes

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7 months

@iDateReyna i’m a jewish american from a family of jewish americans and i have yet to understand this line of thinking from noah schnapp it’s so bizzare i always thought he was kinda strange though

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10 months

why don’t we try watching big boy tv

Brian II | X-Men '97 era

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Wait i thought yall wanted a grounded mcu project, with less humor, more action, less big cgi battles and less 'multiverse' stuff. And thats exactly what Secret Invasion is and yall complain?

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1 year

@cleoofffilm at the end is he deadass looking at the crew 💀 it seems like he looked off screen to someone random almost overwhelmed by mirren

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11 months

Walton Goggins is the best type of modern actor. dude is insanely talented and in such a range of projects like yes he’s in boots riley’s new thought provoking show but he still has the time to fuck around with McBride. legend activity!

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10 months

@SpvceJamTwo Alden was great as Han Solo and that movie is prob my fav modern star wars media. damn shame how they shelved him.

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8 months

@indianloonie pierce and chang should’ve hooked up once too

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1 year

@HailEternal i will hate on the russos and marvel all day but it’s crazy that people pretend infinity war and endgame weren’t back to back bangers

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jake

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1 year

@bussianalabeija “i never liked you (no offense it’s just your face) but now you’re my hero! ❤️🫡” is making me go ballistic

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jake

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2 years

@grosheriebag idk why everyone in the comments is coming after you. they’re clearly missing the point which is it’s funny that she reposted it on FACEBOOK of all places lmaoo is Bella like 40?

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@jerryasleep i would to if it was martin scorsese

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@haderrsnl nasty work to crop him out but not completely

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2 years

@EncikKerry @acrossthestrs

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jake

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1 year

@NaurGeorge this would’ve been much better then the movie actually a guy whose really good with tech and digital shit that is so obese he doesn’t leave his house and just works let’s say tony forms some type of unexpected bond with him that would b magical

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@EPM106 me when my husband won’t beat my kids

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jake

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1 year

@indianloonie they should do one where leonardo dicaprio is i it and they’re on an island and it’s an insane asylum and he’s old timey cop and leo is actually insane and mark ruffalo wears a fedora get maritin scorsese to direct it watch the box office explode 🤯 😎

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@WyattDuncan 10 million dead

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