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Author of 'Posh Mackers' a book about poverty snobbery and OCD in Dublin Ireland from 78-88. Available via the QR code above this and a bit to the left ๐Ÿค˜

Dublin City, Ireland
Joined July 2009
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2 months
My youngest (9) informed me yesterday that he won't go to McDonald's anymore because they support what Israel is doing to Gaza. I don't talk politics around the kids. His decision is based off what the school kids were talking about in the school yard. โค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ”ฅ
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GameStop offered my eldest โ‚ฌ1 exchange or โ‚ฌ0.80c cash on a playstation game they had for sale for โ‚ฌ25.00 in the shop ... A man in the queue behind us offered him โ‚ฌ10.00. The deal was done at the shop counter. Everyone a winner except GameStop. #SweetJustice
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4 years
I GOT THE JOB!
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@Liam_Geraghty I was one of the applicants at the time, just getting a reply was the bounce I needed for another decade (of time). Thank you for posting this x
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#StormAli meets man with leaf blower ...
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A tiny taste of the thousands of people in Dublin supporting Palestine. Dear Irish media, don't try and reduce the numbers in your reports later. #FreePalestine
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3 years
Back in full work PPE because there are absolute walkers going about refusing to be vaccinated.
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4 years
My past cannabis use has come back to bite me with regards to getting passed garda vetting. 25 euro worth of cannabis ffs. And so the job offer I had in the bag is now gone. I'm gutted. I've another interview tomorrow over the phone but inevitably will face the same problem.
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Conor Magahy
10 months
This old man snapped on the jammed full Luas. 5 screaming teenagers beside me ... I snapped. I bellowed "SHUT THE FUCK UP WILL YOU PLEASE JUST STAY FUCKING QUIET FOR A MINUTE!?" You could have heard a church mouse squeaking in the void of silence that my shout left behind.
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Conor Magahy
4 years
Rest In Peace Olive Ross-Magahy. She went peacefully this afternoon aged 87 years. She was a very difficult mother to have because of her ocd, but she was also the only mother I'll ever have, so my heart is broken.
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Rte news says there's a number of Jewish families in Ireland complaining that Educate Together is preparing to declare Israel as an apartheid state ... I understand why they would feel embarrassed by apartheid but surely it's best to face reality rather than aim for denial?
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Conor Magahy
4 years
The bottom rung for accommodation in Victorian England was access to bend over a rope for the night. It cost a penny. Mainly used by drunken sailors who'd spent all their money on booze. If you've ever wondered about the source of the word 'hungover', now you know too.
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4 years
Does Ireland really need to see Kathryn Thomas pretend to haul her young child in a tv camera stuffed campervan across the country? I did a poll of the nursing home sitting room and "ask my arse" got a unanimous majority.
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Conor Magahy
4 years
To the farmers in tractors visiting dublin city centre just now. You'll get my full solidarity when you stop consistently voting for FG and FF.
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1 year
Anyone else remember 1980's/1990's aul lad farmer landlords up to Dublin weekly to collect the rent while carrying a fist full of keys?
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One hundred and seventy two thousand euro stolen and not on the lunchtime news yet ... It would lead a person to conclude all sorts ...
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1 year
Anyone else think a 17 euro full Irish breakfast is going above and beyond the limits of taking the complete piss? They can shove it up their bad ass cafe is what they can do.
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2 months
These smack dealer lads started throwing bottles at me earlier. I think they felt I was a threat to their open dealing because I was standing there holding a tour guide umbrella getting ready to do a tour. Thet usually deal from Aston quay but Garda presence moved them on.
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1 year
The accidental landlord's are leaving in their thousands because they know the property market has reached peak price and they're selling at peak price. The landlord's are not leaving the market for reasons other than maximum return on investment.
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Conor Magahy
4 years
Mathematic Query. What speed was the Ostrich doing when it hit the wood?
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@vonderleyen @UN @antonioguterres I think it might be too late to save your EU career ...
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8 months
Denis redacted O'Brien, former long term employer of Hugh O'Connell had a HUGE D4 house with no kitchen 25 years ago so he could 'legally' avoid it being described as a residence which would mean he'd have to pay tax here.
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Holly Cairns โ€” who said ministers donโ€™t understand the cost-of-living crisis because they can โ€œpay for everythingโ€ โ€” has sought planning permission to build a home twice the size of an average 3-bed house
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Conor Magahy
4 years
Ireland's lockdown was delayed because @LeoVaradkar wanted to make the lockdown announcement in a dramatic fashion from Washington with the global press watching. He could have stayed home and advised against going to Cheltenham but he craved global PR instead. #COVID19ireland
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Conor Magahy
9 months
The mother of a man who would give everything to replace Ryan on the radio is giving her morning radio advice that Ryan needs a minimum of another six months sabbatical. No names mentioned... If you know you know...
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Conor Magahy
4 years
I'm a Dubliner. Protestant background. Atheist cos I was shown how light works... I've always run a million miles away from the Protestantism up North because it's utterly alien to the Dublin Protestantism I grew up with. Plus I've always been #think32 . This is a funny video.
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Conor Magahy
1 year
I gave the #ChristoFascistDrugDealer 's #Irelandisfull grifters my love just now.
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Conor Magahy
4 years
I've been a @sinnfeinireland and #Socialist voter all of my voting life. Which is about 25 years now. I never joined a political party that whole time. The recent rush to join a PP made me re-evaluate that position. So I've just joined #SinnFein . Woohooo!!! ๐Ÿฅณ๐Ÿฅณ๐Ÿฅณ
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Conor Magahy
4 years
Am I the last person to see this challenge sent to @LeoVaradkar for his next speech outing? #LOTR #notmytaoiseach
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Conor Magahy
4 years
I made the luas carriage laugh. Blind man with his dog got on. We started talking about his dog. He said that his dog would be retiring next year aged 10. I said he's lucky FG are no longer in power or it would be 13. The carriage laughed. Woohoo. #ge2020
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Conor Magahy
10 months
Others have probably already speculated. I'm gonna to speculate too. I'd say the chances are 90% that those young Dubliners who beat up a Ukrainian and American in Dublin were deeply influenced by the anti foreigner hatred coming the #IrelandIsFull scumbags.
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3 years
Throw your Irish surname into this, or throw your ancestors Irish surname into this and behold ... A map of Ireland with where your Irish surname was in 1901 and 1911. Barry Griffin is the mapping genius behind it.
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Conor Magahy
4 years
I AM STARTING THE JOB ON MONDAY!
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3 months
Good Times.
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Conor Magahy
4 years
Nursing home got back. Thanked me for being upfront with them. Told me their HR department are happy to proceed to interview stage based on the information I gave in advance. In other words, if they offer me a job based off interviews, I'll have secured the job! Onwards! โœŠ๐ŸฟโœŠ๐ŸฝโœŠ๐Ÿป
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They think enough time has passed since the priests got fiddly and the nuns got kidnappy and the bishops and archbishop's kept moving then around to spread the morality based 'love' ...
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Make Ireland a Catholic stronghold again! The rejection of wokeism by the Irish people, despite the strong campaign for a yes vote by mainstream Irish parties and NGOs, indicates a glimmer of hope. The monthly Rosary rallies organized by Catholic men across the country areโ€ฆ
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@donlav @williamhboney1 If there ever existed a rightwing reply it is yours Don. Pls feel free to enjoy your journalist juice anytime. Today I'm 103 days drink a smoke free. All tweeted. Pls take your take responsibility RW view and your lack of research & deposit it deep inside your ex Spindo arse. โœŠ๐Ÿฟ
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Conor Magahy
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@ToryFibs School yard diplomacy from Bibi's apartheid Israel.
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Conor Magahy
4 years
This is how you drop a truth mic on the old guard. SF voters are not going away and nor is #transferleft . โœŠโœŠ @MaryLouMcDonald โœŠโœŠ #Dail #GE2020
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4 years
Somebody described Waters and Gemmings protest group as the #FluKluxKlan .
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Conor Magahy
6 months
Important Reminder. The IDF was one of the first state sponsored terror organisations to set up troll farms during the Arab Spring. The IDF still use troll farms today ... Lots of the pro Israeli trolls you've been arguing with are ...
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Conor Magahy
4 years
A man died in front of me today. Nobody could save him. Massive heart-attack. Not sure how I feel but apparently it's something that I won't get used to but will experience again. May he rest in peace.
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Conor Magahy
3 years
Everytime I turn on talking radio they are talking about old tweets. Nobody is talking about Leo giving state secrets to his doctor buddy anymore.
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Conor Magahy
3 years
Would you like some good news? I have received my green light and I am officially working for this company! I can't possibly condense my feelings into any form of sentence that would do descriptive justice to those feelings. Thank you for your support! WE WON!
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Conor Magahy
4 years
John Connors is an absolute wanker. I told him recently in a tweet. Now I'm telling you and him again. He is an absolute wanker absolutely. W A N K E R F A S C I S T W A N K E R @johnconnors1990
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Conor Magahy
3 years
What does a man who inherited half of north kildare and a chunk of east meath know about what is affordable in housing? Genuine Question Mr Bruton! @drivetimerte
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Conor Magahy
3 years
In june 2018 Ireland's biggest bank robberย wasย sentencedย to 6 years in jail for his role in a โ‚ฌ7.2 billion robbery perpetrated at the peak of the banking crisis in 2008. He served 3 years and is released today. FGFF know how to properly treat the suited and booted. #DavidDrumm
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Conor Magahy
4 years
America based Irish landlady still wants us out by the end of May. I stopped looking at Daft about 3 weeks ago. I hope she comes to her senses about selling this apartment on June 1st. If she doesnt, I hope it's value halves. I hope property prices plummet. BURN BABY BURN.
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Conor Magahy
4 years
I've had offers of potential interviews via dm. Twitter is a wonderland. I'm blown away by the kindness and I'm delighted with myself for being very open with you about my situation.
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Conor Magahy
4 years
@caulmick @fiannafailparty Facilitating vulture funds is treasonous. Destroying the economy before that is treasonous. These fuckers. They throw the worst of themselves onto others and say 'they did it!'.
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Conor Magahy
4 years
The @greenparty_ie 's last election result is more to do with getting transfers from @sinnfeinireland and #transferleft than Eamon Ryan. It is #FakeNews to say otherwise. I transferred down to them too. If the membership vote to keep fgff in power then the greens can #fgffuckoff
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6 months
A reminder of Nelson Mandela's opinion on Israeli colonisation of Palestine.
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Conor Magahy
4 years
I got blocked by a longterm follower yesterday for pointing out that they are about to come at SF with antisemitism bullshit because SF are outspoken defenders of Palestinian rights. Didn't take long eh? It's how they fucked Corbyn. They twist Palestinian support into AntiS.
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Conor Magahy
4 years
Car Insurance last year was 460. Renewal of 568 just arrived in post. What could the justification for a 25% hike given the world economy has done fuck all for 3 months? My car has barely moved in 3 months. Gonna give it a day before making calls. #InsuranceRipOff
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Conor Magahy
4 years
No phone access all day which was an unexpected psychological hurdle I cleared. 12 hour shift has my legs complaining. Otherwise... I really really enjoyed my first day. And I absolutely love the job!
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Conor Magahy
5 years
@DrtmargTony @chunkymark How to use cutlery in the proper manner.
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Conor Magahy
4 years
I threw a tenner away with the tesco receipt. Got home. Noticed i'm tennerless. Drove back to bin. Found tenner wrapped in receipt. Woohoo. I'm home and washed and so is the tenner.
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Conor Magahy
1 year
I missed this. It's astonishing. Why would FFG #Ireland vote against a draft resolution to combat the glorification of nazism and neo nazism? What? Wait? WHAT?? Why did any country vote against it? Look at the list. Can someone explain this pls?
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Conor Magahy
5 years
I love the Internet!
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Conor Magahy
7 years
Got a car yesterday, waitin for the insurance disk & guess what? The gardai have a tax collection check point and stop me. Here's 30seconds
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Conor Magahy
4 years
Now you see me and now you don't. Day 1. New Job. I. Am. Ready.
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Conor Magahy
3 years
It's my birthday. I'm awake. I can hear my shower calling me. IT IS MY BIRTHDAY!
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Conor Magahy
7 years
The average voter gives an opinion on all that Gardai breath test tomfoolery. #ireland
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Conor Magahy
1 year
@TadhgHickey My overnight racist fans are mostly Americans pretending to be Irish... Daytime ones tend to be in Ireland.
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Conor Magahy
4 years
WHO DA FUCK ARE YOU? WHERE'S @MaryLouMcDonald ?
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Conor Magahy
1 year
'this is a private tour where everyone booked and paid in advance!" "THIS IS MY REPUBLIC AND IM FREE TO JOIN YOUR GROUP IN A REPUBLIC!" #IrelandisFull numbskull at start of my tour. L
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Conor Magahy
5 years
Hahaha haha haaaaaa!!!! #RTE reporter says 'rte came about midway on the table' in a top 100 trusted organisations survey. Rte came 83/100 ... Midway?
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Conor Magahy
1 year
Man confuses Grafton Street for Dublin Airport Arrivals ...
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Conor Magahy
5 years
I'm supposed to feel empathy for #beeffarmers , but do beef farmers show empathy for the rest of us by continuing to historically vote for FF and FG? No, they fucking do not. Farmers can go and ask my arse.
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Conor Magahy
11 months
Weird ... Fionna Sheehan was on my radio talking about Ryan Tubridy as I was opening an envelope containing Spicebag's eviction art work.
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Conor Magahy
4 years
I will try acknowledge your responses with my own responses soon. It's all a bag of shite at the moment and I am powerless to try do something about it until the morning. But I'm really glad I shared with you. You have given me hope when I was feeling hopeless. Thank you :-)
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Conor Magahy
2 years
Waited 20 minutes for the owner of the car who blocked me in to appear. The most stupid man in Dublin today. Why? He left a note saying ring this number and he will be 30 seconds away. HE LEFT HIS PHONE CHARGING ON HIS DASHBOARD.
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1 year
There can be no doubt that Unite know how to rock an amazing message for all the #IrelandisFull goons to try and comprehend.
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Rightwingery has two answers for any opposition to their ideology. The high brow answer is "Cultural Marxism" ... Their low brow answer is "Paedo!" ... That's as broad and wide and deep as they get. The #IrelandIsFull brigade are stupidity radicalised.
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7 months
This is a Dutch television broadcast about the cheap lives of Palestinians in Gaza. I wish Irish television was as fearless when it comes to standing up for Palestinians. Protest later in Dublin, I'll see you there. โœŠ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธโ™ฅ๏ธ
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6 years
A recording of last night when the gardai wanted to seize my car. My young fella got upset, you'll hear that. He was 100% afterwards. I edited out some of the start and finish where I give my name address etc. Bon appetite! #gardageddon
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Conor Magahy
3 years
Insurance wanted 540 renewal so I did that trick where I pretended I rang other insurers and got a quote for 445 and asked my insurance company to match and they did. Insurance costs are made up of fantasy numbers. You too should leap through the back of the insurance wardrobe.
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We are a blessed people here in Ireland... We don't merely get one Irish Moses down from the Mount. We get a limited oversupply of them. God stuffed his love into these men. Look at their faces. Feel the power ... Of radicalised stupidity. Of limitless #IrelandIsFull hate.
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Conor Magahy
4 years
I bought a pair of shoes today. They are commensurate with what I could afford. I saw no PR in the moment and so chose not to invite the media. If you are among the many shoe journalists in Ireland, please feel free to retweet. Thank you.
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Conor Magahy
3 years
Again I am being fucked by garda vetting. Last time I lost a job. This time I may lose another. All because of a pending court case that says 'possession of drugs' (25 worth of grass). Garda never showed up in court last time. Yet it still appears on garda vetting results!
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4 years
NOBODY SHOULD SEEK TO MAKE A PROFIT FROM THIS CRISIS says the man whose political career was saved by the same crisis, says the man who is using our money on #scu PR to maintain his saved by a pandemic political career. #COVID19ireland #coronavirus
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Conor Magahy
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It's a pending case. Because its pending and might lead to a conviction it shows up on the garda vetting. Was 2 years ago and the court case isn't until September. Was a 25 bag of grass! I have the name and number for the garda charging me and I'll be ringing him in the morning.
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4 years
Guess who finally got his National Tour Guiding QQI Level 6 with DISTINCTION certificate in this mornings post? ๐ŸคŸ
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4 years
VERY proud that my revolutionary paperwork was waiting when I got home. I am now a card carrying Shinner! Come and have a go if you think you're politically aware enough! Onwards to Government and a United Ireland! I am a Protestant Republican United Irishman! Hear me ROAR!
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Conor Magahy
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Britain called Irish nationalism post 1916 "an infection" they then tried to cut out that 'infection' by building Frongoch internment camp.
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Tanaiste Micheรกl Martin has accused Sinn Fรฉin of โ€œinfecting a new generation of young peopleโ€. Ah yes the rhetoric of โ€œdiseaseโ€ and โ€œinfectionโ€ - the go to rhetoric of respectable political leaders.
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60 DAYS UNSMOKED & UNDRINKED ๐Ÿค˜๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ‘
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Early Morning newstalk lady says we have to start loving the vulture funds by not calling them that anymore. I thought Denis sold the station off ...
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Conor Magahy
4 years
When street art sails into the upper echelons of beauty ... 2 minutes of breathtaking.
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The face of a man whose political career has been saved by a global pandemic. #COVID19ireland
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Conor Magahy
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Remember the 25 worth of marijuana pending court case SURPRISE that appeared on my garda vetting and led to me losing a job offer? Case date was today ... The noise I made about how unfair it was moved the garda withdraw the charge. Case withdrawn. I am the eventual winner!
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Conor Magahy
4 years
My past cannabis use has come back to bite me with regards to getting passed garda vetting. 25 euro worth of cannabis ffs. And so the job offer I had in the bag is now gone. I'm gutted. I've another interview tomorrow over the phone but inevitably will face the same problem.
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7 years
I think this is perhaps the greatest monologue that Frankie Boyle has ever produced. #DUPCoalition
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Conor Magahy
7 years
Young Leo d'bollix was never selected As leader of Ireland he was not elected He's Taoiseach by default until we decide To burn him by ballot & redden his hide His PR department will seek out our love Spin weaving his grace into Jesus above. Don't fall for it. #GE18 #Ireland
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Conor Magahy
4 years
Break out the fireworks! Arrange a socially distanced parade! Order a giant gold star! Buy in a load of exclamation marks!!! I have today reached one hundred days of sobriety after almost 30 years of none. No tobacco, grass, hash (turf in ireland) or alcohol for 100 days!
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7 years
RIP Martin McGuinness. RTE don't want us to remember why the war happened, they believe it started and ended with you. We know the truth.
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I went onto the housing list 15 years ago. A few weeks ago I applied for a choice based letting. Got a phone call earlier from DCC. I've been approved... ๐Ÿคฏ Some minor hurdles to clear BUT it looks like I'm getting really close to the top of a 15 year queue.
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