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wharfie with a stethoscope. Broadcaster: ABC Melb, RRR FM . Unclaimed Treasure, apparently

Melbourne, Australia
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Dr Vyom Sharma
4 years
Is it #covid19 or hay fever? I explain how to tell the difference and if you should get tested! With captions.
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The most dangerous #coronavirus myth is that only old/sick people will die. When this disease consumes every ICU bed, anaesthetist, ventilator etc available, the 25 yr old in a car accident, 19 yr old with appendicitis will suffer. We are ALL in this together. #SocialDistancing
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@Zoah_HS I KNOW HOW YOU FEEL
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1 year
Hey @qantas I am flying to Canberra on Tuesday. Can you tell me if the dude who pile drives the bag at 10 sec will be on at my carousel, so I know how much bubblewrap to put in my bag?
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2 years
'Too humiliating' to wear a mask at a doctor's appointment. The absolute fragility on display here.
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3 years
Now that SA has a Quarantine outbreak seeded into the community, perhaps it’s time for the Fed gov and experts to wake up and realise that it’s not a Victoria specific issue, and that we need STANDARDISED NATIONAL QUARANTINE GUIDELINES. You’ve had 10 months. #covid19aus #auspol
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A new patient, nearing a hundred, asked me if I'm married/have a family. I said no. He responded "Aaah, unclaimed treasure!". From now on that's my official relationship status.
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He fled from Iraq in 2014 where he was a qualified doctor, and requalified in Australia, where he was a cancer researcher at Griffith University. He went into the water at Mermaid Beach to rescue someone, but died. His name is Dr Luqman Jubair.
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3 years
The gold standard litmus test to detect shitheads is their reactions to people like Greta Thunberg and Simone Biles. If they have shit views on these two, I promise you, they have shit views on everything.
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12 days
Today we commemorate the 4 year anniversary of the moment when a Nobel laureate articulated the collective mood of an entire nation.
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Dr Vyom Sharma
3 years
Incredible that Pete Evans can be kicked off Facebook for medical misinformation about COVID. Meanwhile, @CraigKellyMP does the same while enjoying the support of our PM. This is not a partisan point, this is a health issue. Liberal voters must demand better.
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3 years
We needed a vaccination ad that connected with people, with a message of positivity, not fear. Who came through with that ad in the end? The Arts.
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3 years
Several Liberal MPs are medical doctors and not one is speaking out against Craig HydroxychloroKelly. They shame our profession.
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2 years
Fuck me, people really lose their shit when women don't smile hey. Grown ass men telling her to give the award back, writing op-eds and twitter threads... She's angry about sexual assault. You're angry about what exactly?
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2 years
Bloodbath. I fucking love it.
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4 years
Permission granted for @DanielAndrewsMP to walk in, no suit jacket/northface, top 2 buttons undone, and begin 'So... what I fucken tell ya?'
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2 years
Scott Morrison has lashed ICAC harder than he has Christensen.
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3 months
I am stunned that someone can become CEO of a multibillion dollar corporation despite being *this* incapable of handling a highly predictable line of questioning.
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ABC News
3 months
This is what happened when Four Corners asked Woolworths CEO Brad Banducci about the lack of competition in the Australian grocery market.  Watch the #4Corners documentary tonight:
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I'm still trying to reconcile Bridget McKenzie claiming the Emergency Relief Fund is "only to be accessed once all other sources of funding have been exhausted", with Peter Dutton starting a GoFundMe.
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3 years
As a Melburnian I really don’t need to hear “you’ve got this” - what I have got is the shits from this half-arse vaccination rollout.
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2 years
It wasn't easy learning to speak and understand Australian. Observing people talk was literally: Person 1: Scarnon? Person 2: Eeeenomuchayscarnonwiyuu
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3 years
Uncertain times for Australia at the moment. Can’t wait for Scomo to chime in with absolutely nothing.
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3 years
This also applies to your second dose.
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3 years
WHO HIRED THE SA QUARANTINE SECURITY GUARDS
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2 years
Demoralising day to be a GP. I bulk-bill every patient I see in Aged Care, every week. Medicare rebates don’t reflect the value of our work. Sure aren’t worth copping misguided scrutiny of bureaucrats & crude accusations in the media. Hard to see myself doing it much longer.
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2 years
This is a contemptible statement.
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3 years
And under-recognised side-effect of both Pfizer and Astrazeneca vaccine is a sense of relief.
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3 years
Close the borders. I do not want the FB crowd drifting onto this platform.
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4 years
I’ve just put a call out to an Australian GPs forum, suggesting whoever the regular doctor of @DanielAndrewsMP is to kindly call him, and ask him to take just one day off. I was only half joking - cannot imagine how difficult that job is right now. We need him at his best.
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3 years
10 new cases, already in isolation. Victorian contact tracing is working. #COVID19Vic
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3 years
Ridiculously framed question that got the answer it deserved.
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2 years
Last night, I did what I thought'd be a small call out, asking: "Is every emergency department in Metro Melbourne fucked right now, or is it just some of them?" I've been hit with an avalanche of messages. Here is the problem, some causes and solutions, in plain words🧵:
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3 years
The walkway between two of Victoria’s Quarantine hotels, I shit you not:
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Damn ̶i̶m̶m̶i̶g̶r̶a̶n̶t̶s̶ ̶ Prime Ministers, taking up all our jobs.
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2 years
This snippet is resonating with Australians for reasons so obvious that I don’t need to say the name.
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3 years
My house is on fire. I probably have 30 seconds to put 100% of it out. I have no plans for the next 10 seconds. I shall await further technological advancements.
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I joined the “Bruce Lehrmann is innocent” FB group last night, in the same way you might slow down to see a car crash. Scenes. A man is ranting ‘if every woman who has been sexually assaulted came forward the Government would be shut down’. He thinks this is a defence of Bruce.
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3 years
One of the best measures of just-how-bad-we-messed-up this pandemic would be the tally of how many vaccine doses have expired on Western shelves until today, when only 4.4% of Africa is fully immunised.
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3 years
Everyone who is waiting in line to be tested in Victoria right now, thank you very, very much.
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2 years
Look Andrew O'Keefe may have been charged with assaulting a woman, but at least it wasn't a crime that prompted much more outcry this week - not smiling.
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3 years
Thoughts and prayers for the residents of Mornington Peninsula.
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@PatrickGormanMP @AustralianLabor It is genuinely bewildering to see the Australian Prime Minister not wear a mask when almost everyone in frame is wearing one. Leave aside the risks of transmission, did he not realise how this would look to people?
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3 years
National cabinet has decided : > pre-flight testing for international travellers > masks mandated on all international flights. They deserve NO CREDIT for deciding this in January 2021. #covid19aus
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Breaking: Covid Safe now the second most hated app in the country.
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10 deaths from 2000+ COVID cases in NSW so far. 6 deaths from AZ out of 6 million doses across Australia.
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You know shit’s fucked when we’re naming COVID wIth Greek letters you didn’t know existed.
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3 years
Sending politicians off to empathy training is like asking a doctor to read up on germ theory. If you need that level of education, you weren’t qualified for job in the first place.
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I propose renaming #Omicron as the groundhog variant, cos this shits gonna play on repeat till we suppress the virus GLOBALLY with equitable vaccine access.
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2 years
Legally threatening a child who has behaved professionally. The man hasn't changed. Tim Smith is the Tim Smith of Tim Smiths. Of all the Smiths, he is the Timmiest.
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3 years
NZ tennis player Artem Sitak states that athletes were told that if one person on the flight tested positive, that the whole plane would have to quarantine. It was stated on a conference call that not all players attended.
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4 years
Real MVP this week is Leanne Stride, owner of Lemon Tree Cafe, who kept all the records of customers in Shepparton who attended her cafe, and posted Facebook updates re: DHHS advice. We need to support businesses with a system to make record keeping convenient. #covid19aus
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3 years
Not one word wasted here by Saela, 17 years old, who spoke at the presser today, as (at one point) the youngest person in the state to be ventilated for #covid19 . I hope we can share her message on vaccines with the few people who are still on the fence.
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For real, big ups for workers of testing labs in Vic and NSW. Exceeded every expectation for sustained volume and pace of processing. This doesn’t happen without people working overtime +++. We never get to see their faces - if you are reading this, we appreciate you!
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2 years
I will never get my head around how one party is like ‘we will set up a body to investigate corruption’ and the other is effectively saying ‘lol no’. You’d think the entire election would be done and dusted on just this one issue.
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“Careful it’s spicy” ‘Haha Yeah all good I asked for it spicy” “No it’s really spicy, a few times while cooking I was coughing, I couldn’t take it” When the Thai cook of the Thai restaurant tells you it’s too hot for him to breathe, you know you’re fucked. Will report back in 20
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Imagine if Pete Evans said ‘kids can’t infect people with #covid19aus ’. We’d slam him. Well, the premier of NSW said this yesterday, and still has’t corrected the statement. Not one journalist at today’s presser questioned her. Crickets. Tumbleweeds.
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He said this when Victoria’s second wave was truly under way, one day after we had 218 new cases. #covid19aus #auspol #ScoVid
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3 years
Premier Gladys B needs to STOP ASKING people to wear masks and mandate it. #covid19nsw
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2 years
I have been blessed with the good sense to not talk shit about kids with disabilities. Others have not.
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4 years
@rachael_dexter @theage 100's of people and about 60 IQ points. When they get sick they'll demand treatment from my medical colleagues just like everyone else. And they'll get it too, because we aren't as cruel as they are stupid. #covid19 #auspol .
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2 years
I cannot believe this has been published. Not only should it be retracted, everyone involved should apologise for the impact these lies will have.
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4 years
Man these ICACs are fun. Now let’s do a federal one.
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24 days
That concludes season 2 of Channel 7’s hit series Defamation Nightmares. Who will star in season 3?
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2 years
Novax, Forklifts4Kids, women who don't smile when we want them to - a lot of whacky shit has happened this year. And it's still January.
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4 years
This presser jesus - here we are at a make/break point re: this 2nd wave, yet STILL talking about who hired the private security guards. Stop trying to blame one person. Blame them all. Blame the entire apparatus. Blame me. And let's get on with what matters most #covidvic
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3 years
What if, and hear me out, America is *not* better than this?
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@DylanoA4 btw, 'the guy next to me' was actually him. he was the one complaining about the internet. he said this in an interview.
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3 years
I believe @MarkMcGowanMP here might be the first premier to call out the Federal Government's abrogation of responsibility to coordinate quarantine.
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Here’s Mark McGowan telling Peter Dutton to do his job or STFU.
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Incredible! 39k tests. Ethnic mum awards this the rare A+.
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Yesterday there were no new cases reported. 39,258 test results were received. Thank you to those who got tested - #EveryTestHelps . More later: #COVID19Vic #COVID19VicData
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We deserve better politicians than this.
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1 year
I don't for a second believe that the various media orgs and commentators got it wrong when they were portending calamity for Labor. They weren't predicting. They were campaigning.
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3 years
Now would be a great time to stay there and not come back to Vic.
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2 years
Everyone please wear sunscreen so I don’t get skin cancer.
@TheTodayShow
The Today Show
2 years
"We don't have to mandate people wearing sunscreen and hats in summer." Scott Morrison on reimposing mask mandates as NSW Premier Dominic Perrottet resists calls to reintroduce the measure. #9Today
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3 years
Wow. @DanielAndrewsMP is brutally disapproving of Margaret Court’s Australia Day gong.
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4 years
@VicGovDHHS Sky News: #covid19vic numbers have DOUBLED overnight!
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2 years
Know what I can’t take? The cringe.
@CrupiJoe
Joe Crupi
2 years
We’re not gunna take in ANYMORE #Melbourneprotest #FreedomRally
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4 years
It's tough watching @VictorianCHO facing these very adversarial questions. No one is perfect. You have our full support.
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3 years
There is much that can be criticised about Victoria's approach. But much can be lauded too. To argue Vic's 'outbreak response is a template for what not to do' (it's not just the title, it's in the piece too) is an utterly unbalanced and unnuanced view.
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Let's not forget how this started - an unvaccinated worker in the quarantine chain. It wasn't mandated. It wasn't checked. This isn't a case of hindsight being 20/20. It was predicted. #covidnsw
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3 years
Goodnight Victoria. Reading posts on social media, and messages from friends, I can see some of us are feeling very worried. But please know that, based on what I have seen last 3 months in the Victorian response, there is much, much cause for optimism. #COVID19Vic
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2 years
If this test/result wait times issue is not resolved rapidly, we may permanently pass the tipping point of public acceptance of testing and isolating. We may already have.
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2 years
I was genuinely expecting more mainstream coverage of floods in Pakistan and drought in China. I was wrong.
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2 years
1700 ADF now heading to aged care roughly a month after being requested. What changed today that wasn’t foreseeable a few weeks ago?
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An everyday superpower that astonishes me is people who buy chocolates/ice-cream, have a bit, save some for later, and somehow make it last for over a week. How.
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I have two family members in a India currently hospitalised due to Covid. Beds have effectively run out. Capital cities almost out of oxygen. People buying remdesivir on the black market. 1 billion people suffering the consequences - not of the virus, but bad leadership.
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Isn't it amazing how people in Melbourne can struggle to get permission from the council to extend their deck, but Crown Casino somehow has 19 flamethrowers along the Yarra that spit fireballs like every 7.5 minutes on school-nights for *no reason* ?
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What’s happening in Melbourne will likely happen again. We will get more leaks. The only ways to prevent it is address airborne transmission in quarantine in EVERY state, and Aus to get vaccinated. Gov must widen eligibility, access, promotion.
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1 year
At midnight the Victorian Health System Response is being upgraded to stage 3. COVID-19 hospitalisations in Vic are up 30%.
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3 years
Thoughts and prayers with receptionists at GP clinic during this difficult period.
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3 years
This dickhead again. Thai restaurant exposure was 10 days ago, ie 2 median incubation periods- we must catch up fast. So we’re isolating contacts of contacts. Masks req indoors - makes sense. NYE = massive superspreader potential. Gatherings modestly limited, not banned.
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3 years
From ‘New strain’ to ‘the pizza guy lied’ in 48 hours.
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It’s happened! Someone just tried to get into my car thinking it was an Uber. Which means I’ve completed the Indian trifecta - which also includes being mistaken for uber eats driver in a restaurant and asked for assistance in a 7-Eleven.
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This is the price I pay for replying to MP Tim Smith. The racism is water off a ducks back. but DO NOT MOCK MY MAGIC CAREER CANNOT COPE 😭😭😭 😭😭
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New category in Points Based Immigration System just dropped.
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Nah it was our views on child rape.
@BBCWorld
BBC News (World)
3 years
Cardinal Pell says his conservative views drove public against him
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2 years
On the train for the first time in what must be 2 years in Melbourne. SO MANY MULLETS. What happened?
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If you lie on a Visa application - how big an offence is it? Asking for not a friend.
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Looking back, can’t believe Tim Smith MP was a real thing and not a fictional character.
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4 years
Trying to get mum to send me the URL for a website. She absolutely cannot do it. It’s been 30 min. She finally sent me a photo of her laptop with website open. The photo has everything in frame everything except URL. Lord grant me the patience of @DanielAndrewsMP at a presser.
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With 56K tests, we have transcended the alphabet grading system. This is a full scholarship to Scotch College. Ethnic mum is now re-evaluating her expectations. Maybe med school is aiming too low. Maybe her child could become an astronaut.
@VicGovDH
Victorian Department of Health
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Reported yesterday: 5 new local cases and 2 new cases acquired overseas (currently in HQ). - 21,626 vaccine doses were administered - 56,624 test results were received More later: … #COVID19Vic #COVID19VicData
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I just ended a shift doing telehealth for residents locked down in Melbourne's towers. My favourite moment today, as I *attempted* to raise spirits- Me: 'Thanks for your time.... and hang in there.' Her: 'Hang in there?? HELL NO, I'm a warrior!' #covid19aus
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