Not a celebrity follow me IFB ASAP|Humanist ๐จโ๐ฉโ๐งโ๐ฆ| Business analyst ๐| Fashion influencer ๐บ| #| Sarcasm solely| Christian โ๏ธ| height: 6โ10| yo fav giant
Davido is DOWNโผ๏ธHe can never rise again even by lifting others. Iโm not interested in his mourning. His side of the family has ruined many lives including my name and brand. He is tasting his great grandmotherโs curse on Igbo women coming into the family
#TheAdelekeCurse
@jayythedope
Ever since i started following you in December 2021 Iโve been able to save like 800k for myself if say I still dey simp shishi no go they my side
@EmemXavierAtat
@TundeTASH
And the rest of the guys will be like ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ญ๐ญ๐๐๐คฃ๐คฃ๐ญ๐๐๐คฃ๐คฃ๐ญ๐ญ๐คฃ
Wtf are you laughing at
@Queen_Aeesha
@jeffreycruzly
1. We make more money
2. We fuck who we want
3. No unnecessary billings
4. We have peace of mind with less drama
5. We have alot of time to ourselves
6. We canโt get heartbroken or have relationship issues
7. We donโt appear on hide my identity post this for me
@Wizarab10
For yankee dem no dey do too much
Just a date flowers chocolates and some little gifts the ladies will appreciate
Na for naija this useless mentality dey sup and Iโve always said it Nigerian men are the cause more than half of Nigerian men are chronic simps, sad but true
@death2babylon
@iamcardib
Stop embarrassing us pls this is a world wide tweet you Are not a Nigerian and we Nigerians disown you and we kindly pass you unto Ghanaians
@TheHeadking__
For no 2 : You guys saying that she might be busy thats why she saw ur msg and didnโt reply . okay try and ask for her account number or insult her and see how she will reply you in Nanoseconds they are never busy they doing that shit intentionally women are with their phone 247
@dhaboy01
Don't bring in women even if u want to only ur babe is allowed and she can't stay beyond 7pm no sleep over
No drinking alcohol and smoking
No bringing more than 3 frnds
No loud music
You must be at home before 10pm
You must not fix ac to break the house wall
@bod_republic
The realest friends you will ever make are your secondary friends
University friends are just for a while
Only a few will keep in contact with you when u all part ways
@thatdammygirlie
Spartacus
Elisa and marcela
Deadpool
American pie
50 shades of grey
Wolf of wall street
Lovelace
Friends with benefits
The blue lagoon
The girl next door
Magic mike
The dreamers
Sleeping beauty
Tom and jerry
Blue valentine
Wedding crashers
Henry and june
Spongebob
@ZillionMichael
@the_smallie
I am telling u guy, donโt just try and have a carry over in 300L cos if u have one carry over in 300level you have automatically spilled nothing u can do about it
@Wizarab10
Thatโs how my guys were saying that my new babe is a downgrade of my ex, i told dem I donโt go for looks anymore, Iโm going for peace of mind and who will love and respect me thats what i want in a woman not a baddie with curves and bad character Iโve grown pass that level.
@itsSh0la
I canโt agreee less, anytime i decide to be honest i loose ladies, when i lie too much and fake everything they flock around me women love lies but they will always be like i like an honest man but will run if a man is honest
@iam_chyderah
She constantly calls you and texts you women canโt go a day without hearing from someone they love
She gets jealous easily when u talk about other gals or your ex
She annoys You intentionally
She replies u very fast with speed of light
Sheโs never busy for you
She doesnโt bills
@ThaBoyYom
Ladies naturally arenโt attracted to weaker men.
They friendzone nice guys
While they find their self moaning to a bad boy strokes
They may disagree that this is false but thats what majority of dem do we watch actions not ur talks.
@misha_1245
@iamcardib
When the police are killing the blacks in USA we Nigerians went out and protest on black live matters in our city we see every black as one โ๏ธ and we all brothers but most African Americans are just racist to Africans itโs so sad itโs coming from a black lady
@UncleYakub
Whatsapp is an app that kills relationships fast you all gon just end up being status viewers you will only be talking only on your birthdays
@itsSh0la
As men gets older they approach their prime as women gets older they loose value. Their prime is in their younger age so young kings in their 20s you arenโt in ur prime yet use ur 20s to chase the bag to enjoy ur prime days. Do not waste ur 20s chasing women you will regret it.
@PriscaManuel
@drpenking
Women are always in competition with theirselves and I donโt know why , they compete with boyfriend, cloth, chats, dms they get like cmon
@DanielRegha
Your papa who come own lagos na People from Jupiter come own am? Why una no dey say abuja is a no mans land or kano isnโt a no mans land, am not in support of the tribal war going on but its disrespectful to say lag is a no man land to the real indigines of lagos
@Immacu01
@jayythedope
Every living male has simped including me and your brothers nobody will say he has never simped before we just learnt the hard way and stopped simping
Comparing Shola with uloma is sick. Cmon shola never said all wxmen should d!e, Shola infacts loves women what shola hates are entitled women , getting unreciprocated energy and simps, Uloma on the other hand hates men generally and is calling for the death of all men
@brysonadahcole
@jayythedope
Carry am go whatsapp and see how the vibes will enter mud
If you are vibing well with someone on twitter IG or FB keep it there the moment u move it to WhatsApp you are saying bye to that friend forever
@jayythedope
D happened to me fam i was always the one texting and calling , and for once i decided to let her at least text me first or call me trust me its been like 1year now we just status viewers on WhatsApp we totally became strangers from den i say no to one sided vibe
@Yinkaa_gbolahan
@GazetteNGR
Can we southern Nigeria just unite and ask for our country different
Arewa needs their Islamic republic I can't be sharing same country with this evil people
@Davidchibike
If you know Fuck for uni then sorry you have no where to fuck like that again except na olosho u go dey Kpensh one of my guy don fuck reach 29 girls just for in 100L imagine the amount he would fuck till final year ๐ง
@PenTitan
Sometimes it hurts me seeing Agegey marriage occurring in church in some European countries, like yo Agegey is prohibited in Christianity God despises agegey so much he destroyed the earth because of it. We left our bible to let 21st century wokeness to be deceiving us
@omoiyaonibata
@Folar8Oladimeji
Nobody asked to enter ur dm but u should have courtesy to at least respond people dm, u were intentionally ignoring him and u screenshot his msg come to twitter, to do what exactly we should laugh and clap for you??
@DavidHundeyin
What so this man was murdered just a few days after the release of the tinubu drug case imagine who we want to vote as president tinubu government will be tyrannical, Tunubu must be questioned about his death
@KadunaResident
Yes i am a yoruba guy and i can say all of my parents church members are all yorubas and obidatti is who they are rooting for, i just donโt want anyone saying its all yorubas that want tinubu because of the miscreants they see on twitter, OBi will have at least 50% vote in SW
@harrisonJNIOR
True bro its easier to get more likes and attention on Facebook than on twitter , people on twitter engage to drag, if u aint an influencer on twitter its hard as a regular user to get likes. U can post something on ur TL u go get 2likes BOD go hijack ur tweet e go get 12k likes
@ayomideabefe
@iamnobodyex
I swear bro ugly guys get the chicks faster than cute guys this days I always say this to People as a cute guy u can approach a lady sheโd turn u down but when she meet an average looking dude rather she will accept him ASAP ladies feel if a guy is cute he just wants to use her
@PenTitan
We are also in the era where christian women says the bible is a patriarchal book cos the rules it has on men and women is not suitable to them,have u ever seen muslim women talking trash about their own holy book and complaining, i donโt blame Andrew tate honestly christianity
@Ikesmarto
@adefemi08
@aproko_doctor
Like seriously bro our musicians are also one of the biggest simps in the world like man the lyrics that annoys me most is this โif you get your woman hold am tight o me and my boys will use rabba to spoil her or collect amโ or what the fuck is that guy even saying its. Annoying
@ThemanShola
When a woman cheats on u she cheats with her whole heart, soul , body and life a woman who can cheat on you, can poison you never forgive a cheating woman always break up,
@Yehgha
Modern Feminism in general aim is to make men to become feminine and maintain their traditional masculinity
While the feminists want to be masculine take top white collar jobs, and abolish their traditional femininity but want to enjoy the traditional masculinity
@black_bhoy_
- if sheโs always in a financial issue, ๐ฉ
- if she goes clubbin ๐ฉ
- if she posts thirst traps ๐ฉ
- if she has anger issues ๐ฉ
- if she follows uloma & co on twitter ๐ฉ
- if she hates andrew tate ๐ฉ
- if sheโs a nurse ๐ฉ
- if she has a lot of male friends ๐ฉ
- if sheโs in uni ๐ฉ
@official_nydpNG
People that always wear cap on their head as profile pic donโt usually use to have sense because most of the times that cap they wore has covered their sense
@heisrema
Bro today is your birthday o try be calming down donโt get angry just know in this life people will criticize you either you do good or bad just do what u are best at and those who love ur music will love ur music and those who blast u will still jam ur music
@VickyShegzy
@pengmanmodel
I swear followers that will see ur post and ignore because say u no be influencer dem no go interact they will only talk only when u drag their favorite artist or create a tribalistic post
@jayythedope
@Dhavidote
Double texting is simping if she didnโt reply ur first text she busy replying who she interested in respect urself as a king dont double text
@jayythedope
@violawiz_
Braa they doing that shii intentionally I know of one gal that always gives me one word replies
But anytime she wanna bill me which i wonโt even give sh!t she starts talking and conversing well at the end na can you do me a fav go follow
@itsSh0la
When a group of women come together to attack and criticize your tweet, just know you said something right, if they come supporting and loving ur tweet just know u don talk rubbish
Just like how some might attack this my tweet now
@_oluwaseun9
Wetin dey worry all of una for here say una no like una nipples sucked , una dey meet babes wey get zero game in romance meet mad babe way sabi u will change ur narrative this is actually a mad turn on.