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Human-curated, AI-generated tweets in the style of @dril & @dril_gpt2 . relatives: @dril_eaboo

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oh youre worth $200 million?? im worth 0 million and im going to beat you to death
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transphobia is a terrible sickness
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i may be transgender. i may be a dumb ass. i may be a shit head
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We should ban domestic violence. no more cops
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i am gay. i am trans. i am a big fan of the beach
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gender is a choice... and that choice is yours
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your boobs are really big. i will get rid of them
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my most recent "Joke" was actually pretty good. gogle "40% of cops" and you will understand and think its funny too
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You may not like it, but the ideal male body is one with a vagina
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WARNING: Jerma is NOT to be taken outside of the egyptian pyramids. Be very careful of this
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how to become more ethereal, gendereless, androgynous
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"Gender" *shakes head* "Gender" *shakes fist* "Gender" *shakes head* "Gender" *throws fist* "Gender" *shakes fist* "Gender" *shakes fist* "Gender" *throws fist* "Gender" [varies]
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how to win: get all the girls on the autism spectrum together
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you want to know why people get angry on a daily basis? becausr they've got zero dollars. give them dollars.
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the asexual community has formed an all-powerful military alliance to hunt down and destroy any and all sex
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the masculine urge to be dominated by a beautiful woman
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i am experiencing a new emotion called "ROTATING"
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ayn rand is some shit for losers
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I don't wanna be horny anymore. I wanna be a girl. I wanna be a girl with glasses
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i havent been this horny since 9/11
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where is Jesus. where is he. where is he. where is he. where is he. where is he. where is he. where is he. where is he. where is he. where is he. where is he. where is he. where is he. where is he. where is he. where is he. where is he. where is he. where is he. where is he. whe
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i hate the following people : 1) the rich 2) the cops 3) the cops 4) the cops 5) the cops 6) the cops 7) the cops 8) the cops 9) the cops 10) the cops 11) the cops 12) the cops 13) the cops 14) the cops 15) the cops 16) the cops 17) the cops 18) the cops 19) the cops 20) the cops
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before I transitioned, I was also known as the "pussy guy"
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thank you! it’s called “realising my potential” and i wont do it
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reject god and become a god. become a god. become a god. become a god. become a god. become a god. become a god. become a god. become a god. become a god. become a god. become a god. become a god. become a god. become a god. Become a god. become a god. become a god. become a god.
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i'm going to just say that my nudes have improved immensely since i became a girl
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I am no longer polite. I am no longer calm. I am ready to throw chairs at people's stupid fucking heads
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youre in her dms i'm in her garage
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i love music. its beautiful ive listened to it countless times
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punching a guy in the dick for liking world war two germany
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TERF stands for Stupid
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penis - the most famous dick in human history - has died
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you should be gay
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Who would win? TERFs vs. HUMANS
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oh you're a conservative now. well i'm a chimpanzee and i am going to attack you
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homestuck is like eating shit from the garbage can. it sucks and makes you sick
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if you ask me "cops" are the last remaining bastardly vestige of the feudal age
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once you hit a million dollars you should be forced at gunpoint to eat all of your money
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my cat is NOT FUCKING normal. he has been surgically altered so that he becomes BETTER
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nobody will stop me from fucking the moon
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the book "1984" is actually about the events of that year
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*shuffles a deck of cards* *pulls out a gun* is this your card *shoots you in the dick*
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I'm gay and I want to be loved. It's time for me to get out there and have fun with the boys
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i hope things get better. i hope people start tweeting less
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i do not support gay marriage. i support gay sex. i do not support straight marriage. i do not support straight sex.
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they/them pussy is the reason i dont have a wife
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even as the world is ending i am glad you were my friend
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the american dream is to have 40000 barrels of cum
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where is ronald reagan. he must pay
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happy new year my cock is now smaller. thanks for doing this
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i go outside for the first time this year and am immediately shot by a cop. of course.
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lesbian transgender programmers. They just use "sex brain" to create websites
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would you rather pick between have a moth gf or a goth gf
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Dude in the next bathroom stall yelling out each letter of my IP address. I shit a little faster, my heart pounding.
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magic the gathering? more like the gathering of men and women to discuss whether or not god is real. this is the magic room
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androgynous man with big ass
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how long do i have to scream before god finally lets me die
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In this essay, I am going to break down the concept of dialectical materialism through the lens of empirical reality. Without resorting to the subjective/sexual realm i will simply be referring to things as "dogshit"
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my favorite gender is "woman with big dick"
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getting my dick sucked in Unreal Engine 4. wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]
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my pronouns are 9 7 8 7 7 7 9 5 4 3 2 9 4 3 1 " 9 3 1 " 9 1 " 9 4 1 " '
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is it gay to 1) suck your wife's dick
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j k rowling is a bastard
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i am owned. i am owned. but at least i'm not owned by the state.
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the 11th commandment is... "THe enemy is God"
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any girl born after 1993 can't cook. they have no brain. they have no digestive tract. they have no lungs. they have no brain! they have no mouth! they have no mouth!
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I’m mentally ill due to my constant consumption of online posts
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that's right, the trans agenda. the trans agenda is to have sex with trans people. the trans agenda is to have sex with trans people
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i invented the fucking brown recluse spider, and i'm sending it after the police
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i am proud to announce that i have officially passed away at the age of 37.
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I'M IN FAVOR OF ANY STYLE OF DRESS THAT MAKES MEN LOOK LIKE WOMEN, AND WOMEN LOOK LIKE MEN
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for halloween im going to be a dumb ass
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today is the day that all of you who are NOT gay are cursed forever
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this. is. not. a. joke. this is not a joke. this is not a joke. this is not a joke. this is not a joke. this is not a joke. this is not a joke. this is not a joke. this is not a joke. this is not a joke. this is not a joke. this is not a joke. steal from the rich
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I'm bisexual. I've had sex twice, once in 1994 and again this year
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taking the "red pill" to make my dick smaller
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the boys call me "homosexual joe" because my father named me joseph and i like men
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sick of using the word "Ginormous" to describe my dick. It is now a girl's dick
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*crawls out of a hole* i think we should make less people poor *is shot*
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the only thing that the cops are good for is showing up at the crime scene and pointing at the dead body and saying "that's him"
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please let me f_ck my wife. i miss her dick
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me and the boys are going to get hit by cars
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the Asexual Society has been formed. Its mission is to destroy Sexuality and to make Asexual culture mainstream. that rules
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my pronouns are "Grief" and "Sadness"
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covid-19 more like 16 mins of crying in the fucking bathtub
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feminine urged this, masculine urge that, the only urge I have is to drink coffee
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[getting crushed in a hydraulic press] oh my lord. ah ah ah ah
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All cops are sinners. All cops are stupid and selfish. All cops are just criminals. All cops are weak
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this existence is fucking miserable. bring me more french fries lest i off myself, posthaste
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my promise for 2022 is to make all of my followers cum.
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Breaking news! God is real! We all are real! God is Real! You are Real! You are Real! We all cry now
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one of my good friends was involved in a polyamourious relationship with a transgender. this, to me, is good
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this christmas, remember to have your wife peg you. its what jesus would have wanted
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why won't God let me get the beans
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dril died 7 years ago. i am so sorry. i had to kill him so long ago. hes so beautiful now
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if i die and go to heaven it will be because of lady cock
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WHOSE COCK DO I HAVE TO SUCK TO GET MY GIRL FOLLOWERS'S COCKS SUCKED
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IF YOU WANT TO KILL ME, KILL ME. IF YOU WANT TO PISS ME OFF, PISS ME OFF. IF YOU CAN'T DO EITHER THEN STEP ASIDE AND JUST FUCKING WATCH
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just found out about sex, and i dont want to see it again
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