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2 years

Rappers be having 20 people in their video and the song title is “Trust no one”😂😂

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2 years

Did you ever look so fly to the point where you didn’t wanna go home because you felt not enough people saw you?

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2 years

5’2 girls be like “when i was little” wym ur still little??

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2 years

Who taught the first teacher?👀

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2 years

forgive and forget? in this economy??

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10 months

@wildtiktokss John wick is too clear I don’t even know his real name 😭

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2 years

Any guy that tells you he is not like other dudes is the leader of “Other dudes”

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2 years

Bruh imagine recording a fight and somebody yell “get the camera man too” 😭😭

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10 months

@EverythingOOC Brrr outchere looking like tekken😭

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2 years

Everybody mama na the best cook 😑but abeg which person mama Dey sell food for this junction😭

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2 years

I suck at texting, but please don’t call me.

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2 years

New iPhone X users and not cropping their screenshots🤝

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2 years

When you accept their apology but you’re still upset

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2 years

Imagine marrying an old man for his money and you die first💀

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2 years

“you’re too sensitive” = “you won’t let me disrespect you”

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2 years

Adulting is soup and I am a fork

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2 years

aye bro who tf created math and how we know he is right???

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2 years

can we normalize ignoring people until you are in a good mood

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2 years

Gather here if you ever did this with your siblings…

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2 years

When you throw your girl on the bed trying to be sexy, but she hits her head and die😊😊

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2 years

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2 years

Imagine your card declines at daycare and they keep your kid

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2 years

Introverts have fun too, we just don’t care if you know…

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3 years

That moment when you clean your room & and you leave to see how it would look like if someone walked in😂😂

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10 months

@wildtiktokss Uhn?¿

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2 years

My hobbies include eating and also thinking about the next time I will be eating 😩

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2 years

The pain of watching a movie with someone that talks a lot

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3 years

A king 👑🦅…. @davido

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3 years

When I see another person with my name:

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2 years

Overthinker but can’t think during an exam

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2 years

why is it spelled “camouflage” and not

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3 years

Folks in horror movies be like

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2 years

*3 sec after locking the door* Me: did I lock the door? My brain:

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2 years

imagine yo card gets declined at the barber and he starts gluing your hair back on

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2 years

Are there even any medium rappers at all? they’re all big or lil

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2 years

When you finally have enough battery percentage to roll over on the other side of the bed

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2 years

*We never see you after lectures* Me after lectures:

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2 years

birth certificates really the most pointless thing. why I gotta prove to you I was born bro i’m right here

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2 years

Teacher: The test isn’t that difficult The test: WHO IS THIS?

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2 years

Mom: “the guests are gone” Me:

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2 years

Niggas buying nudes when they can look in the mirror and just see a p**sy for free

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2 years

teachers be like “why did you cheat” bro I ain’t know the answer

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2 years

No one: Me on the bed for no reason:

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2 years

Do you ever get the sudden outburst of motivation to go and make your life better then after 5 mins you’re like yeah that’s not happening

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2 years

Why is Monday so far from Friday, but Friday so close to Monday??

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2 years

The talking stage >>>>>> the actual relationship

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2 years

Men go broke trying to prove they are not broke to women who are broke....

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3 years

The hospital you were born in is the only building you leave without entering 🌚

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2 years

The way a small disagreement shows people true colors is crazy…

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2 years

When you’re sleeping and your body does the fake fall thing

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2 years

how tf a computer gonna ask me if i’m a robot, mf YOU ARE the robot😭

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2 years

Short people wearing suits is so funny to me, like where are you going boss baby

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3 years

me: “ima save my money” My stomach: “you gon do what nigga?”

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3 years

Me acting surprised after intentionally giving the seller a bad money..

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2 years

Nobody uses Netflix less than the person actually paying for the subscription

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2 years

Trying to enter a nigerian girl’s heart without money…

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2 years

imma start wearin the same outfit every day like a cartoon character

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2 years

Wait for your child to grow before you name her Beauty😒

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9 months

Late night $tip gain from @tipcoineth Follow @dremydc Like + retweet for some kickbacks Comment $tip @tipcoineth for 100k Quote for 1M $tip points Leggo!

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2 years

I’m the type of person that tries to fall back asleep to finish a dream

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2 years

If you’re not where you wanna be in life, why you chilling so much?

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2 years

Me: shit!, I’m late for class also me: atleast you you’re going to class me: true

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3 years

When your teacher uses your assignment as an example for what to do right

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3 years

When you’re trying to remember what you just remembered 4 seconds ago

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2 years

Dark mode on twitter, Dark mode on my phone, Dark mode on my heart, Dark mode on my life

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3 years

Strangers: can you please… me:

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2 years

Omo naso I dream say I check my account balance I Dey see 30M na me tell myself inside the dream say “I Dey dream”, omo naso I wake oo😭

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2 years

If I enter relationship today shey I fit see gift collect on Monday??😪

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2 years

Niggas be in the studio rapping about shit they did in GTA 5

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3 years

Bottle of water Bo’ohw’o’wo’er

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2 years

All these happily ever after movies no really concern life dem just dey lie

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2 years

fuck a breakup you ever had a dream so realistic that you wake up mad cause it was all fake

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2 years

Midnight career anxiety hits really hard

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2 years

Every good friendship starts with “when I first saw u I thought you were a bitch”

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2 years

how tf are you shorter than 5’6 in 2022 LMFAOOOO just grow up

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3 years

me: I am going to bed early tonight. me: me: is that the sun?

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2 years

Privacy is power. What people don’t know, they can’t ruin.

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2 years

I think I need some exercise Me the whole day:

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2 years

Me: “Things can’t possibly get any worse” Things:

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2 years

“are you free?” me:

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3 years

When you’re jokingly singing and you hit a high note and it actually sounds so good

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2 years

That moment when you had much alcohol to drink in one night then you wake up the next morning asking yourself how you got home all by yourself😂

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2 years

If you don’t talk to yourself you’re boring. Nigga, I got a friend in me

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2 years

Hard guy hard guy, but na hot water you Dey always use baff 😑

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2 years

Why is everyone talking about Feb 14th ? What’s going on ?

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@Irunnia_ @wildtiktokss @Chisomnwagbaraa I’d do for less

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2 years

The problem with rich people is that i am not one

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2 years

“Im single because the Lord has someone special waiting for me” The Lord:

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2 years

When you wake up in the morning and it feels like you only slept for 8 minutes.

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2 years

Do y’all ever get pre annoyed? Like you know someone is about to piss you off

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2 years

If you wait for the waiter, doesn’t that make you a waiter?

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2 years

11:00am - anything is possible 2:00pm - but not today

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2 years

If you see a toilet in your dream, do not use it.

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2 years

You be girl, I come your house you Dey tell me say you get cucumber for fridge whether I go chop…ogaaa I no chop 😭😭

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3 years

When you are sick and your mom tells your elder siblings to do your chores

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2 years

This human shit so hard I shoulda been a tree

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2 years

Christmas in two days? Abeg make una wait for me, be like say I forget something for November 😭

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@Donnidano 🏆

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2 years

Twitter VN Is back But you can’t relate cause you have no one to send vn to😓💔

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I tell you say I never chop you Dey talk: “babe what about the money you promised me?” You wan die??

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