I’ve been seeing a lot of my friends go “California Sober” this year, but where’s the love for the other states?
“I’m West Virginia Sober. No alcohol for me. Just Percocet.”
A haunted house, but every jumpscare is five men in their 30s unexpectedly popping out of a dark corner saying “DID WE JUST WRITE THE POP PUNK SONG OF SUMMER?!”
Cool thing about being in DIY this long is when someone who is nü-er to it comes up to us full of excitement after our set, I get to match their enthusiasm.
If ya came to the show and stayed for all of the bands, ya earned that.
Gatekeeping and cool-guying sucks.
Be kind.
A year and a half ago we dropped our first single “Joy Thief” off of our LP.
Big thanks to
@reallyradrecs
for supporting a band you’d never met on the other side of the country & to Mike from
@pianosband
& his partner Amanda for making these videos.
(& of course Jon Markson)
Thank you all for a great year. Through thick and thin, I love playing in this band and performing for all of you. If you f*ck with us, give a shout to
@reallyradrecs
and Jon Markson because we’d be nowhere near this without them! 🖤
Honestly, one of our biggest highlights of
@thefestfl
was chiefing big doinks while watching
@Eve6
perform to a massive crowd at 1:30 in the afternoon.
Bless up kings. I hope The Malloys pay you the royalties you deserve for “Anytime.” 👑
If you feel nervous about coming off cringe for handing out flyers at a show, just smoke four doinks before you do it, and you’ll feel like you’re on a side quest.
Anyways, come to this show Sunday, or you’re a f*cking poser.
(Ticket link in response)
12 years ago I drove to Baltimore from rural MD to see
@superheavenband
play Mass Movement at The Talking Head Lounge. They were one of the first bands, and only 1/4 of the crowd was paying attention. This year “Youngest Daughter” hit the charts. Don’t ever give up 🖤
The middle aged man/booker in the pop-punk band full of kids in their late teens/early twenties is absolutely right. A “socialist venue” would pay all bands equally for selling 120 presale tickets + walk-ins! Who tryna start this “socialist venue” with us?
Two shows this week
2/23 @ Frijoles w/
@standstill_ny
@familydinnerusa
& The Living Memories ($15 cash @ door)
2/24 @ The Hole (60 cap Glen Burnie House Show / Ticket link below)
We’re excited to announce that we’ll be hitting the road with
@pianosband
and
@caracaraphilly
this Fall! Tickets go on sale at 10AM PST // 1PM EST — LINK IN BIO. See ya at the gig if you NÜ what’s good for you…
MORE DATES TO COME!
Kinda wanna make a fake
@submit_hub
account and pay $10 to watch social media influencers react to 90s powerviolence bands like Despise You, INFEST, SPAZZ, & Charles Bronson
Thanks for helping us sell out our show with
@horsejol
and Roxy 2 Wednesday night. No shows until late October on our way down to
@thefestfl
See y’all then!
Our shirts are back up for sale. 100% of money goes to us. Please buy something so we can tour and release a nü album.
Definitely not so I can pay my bookie $10k for betting against
@taylorswift13
‘s boo’s team.
(He’s going to k*ll me. Please help!)
Come hang with us June 22nd at
@QuarryHouseTvn
in Silver Spring, MD. We’ll be playing with the G.O.A.T.S in
@cathedralbells_
and Violet Evergreen.
Ticket link below!
We forgive you
@HeartAttackMane
Us adults shouldn’t use drugs in All Ages/DIY spaces…unless it’s with the kids’ parents who own the house. In that case, you better blow some lines in Mr. Thompson’s mini-van in the cul de sac of Whispering Lane while listening to
@gunsnroses
Yesterday I posted an overly-simplistic, knee jerk take pertaining to drug use that wasn’t helpful and not necessary at all and I’m sorry. I realize it’s a complicated topic, and that me commenting on anything like that without centering harm reduction isn’t the answer.