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25, aries, annoying, gay but u knew that

Los Angeles, CA
Joined April 2015
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11 months
gagged me 😟
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5 months
me checking if my pizza’s almost ready
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9 months
where did u people learn how to work out???? are we supposed to just innately know? idk wtf im doing
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9 months
the gym is so scary
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@pubity
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Search “this tweet has been deleted” in your camera roll and post your favorite
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9 months
this is not rhetorical btw
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1 year
i’m 5’4 and mexican, does that sound like a bottom to you?
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9 months
the gym is so scary
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9 months
just topped, everybody clap!!!
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@dirty__dan_____
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7 months
im tired of being in open relationships that i didnt know i was a part of…
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1 year
@thelordecrave you’re so sick for this 😭
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4 months
one thing about lorde, she is NOT taking those airpods max off
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8 months
circumcised latinos deserve love too 😔
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@dirty__dan_____
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7 months
WHAT HAPPENED TO HELLO
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7 months
i need attention, someone flirt with me
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4 months
and she did!
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Gay people are like “she saved my life” and it’s the I mean … let me ask the audience waitress
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@dirty__dan_____
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1 year
look how cute and happy i was a year ago on my little smoking balcony (fire escape)
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6 months
if u look like this dm me
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6 months
so basically i loved a cheating piece of shit with my whole entire heart for months. Merry Christmas!!!!! someone put me out of my misery.
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8 months
this is where i tweet from
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5 months
clocking in
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7 months
:))
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@taynextdoor
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it's the last month of the year, quote with your favorite pictures of yourself this year.
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3 years
@redbylo Pisces mercury said
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2 months
hii
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5 months
i climbed a hill yesterday :)
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1 year
@dollisagun well that makes more sense i guess
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9 days
i should be at the charli show rn 😩
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6 months
catholic mother found my prep and googled it
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2 months
it’s still scary but i’m doing it
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9 months
the gym is so scary
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2 years
im sad tell me im pretty
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27 days
me when i run 3 miles and lowkey need some chapstick
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6 months
would you guys get with someone with the same name as you?
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2 years
@charlisbuttflap @naevis_caIling crimes of equal proportion, really
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@dirty__dan_____
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8 months
I GOT THE WEHO JOB 🥹 i might be sad but at least i’m no longer unemployed 🤩🤩🤩🤩
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1 year
@oomfabelle i’m choosing to accept this as a fact
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4 years
the inspiration 🤝 the painting
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3 months
in the practice rooms and whatnot
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2 months
if lions are cats, and wolves are dogs…wtf is a bear
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4 months
teaching irl oomfs some very important lessons
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9 months
felt cute, might delete, you know the deal
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2 years
@kevineffind @TheDejaKing @offtrackbets @YesfornC @GNCordova They dont even have enough for the general public to get vaccinated
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4 months
this one’s for all my real lovers!!💌💘🫶🏽 Salut d’Amour by Edward Elgar 😚
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7 months
need this bi man from my high school to leave his girlfriend sooo bad 😭
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1 month
aha hey guys, how do you stop loving someone who treats you like shit???
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2 years
@Baba_Lilith @ThreatNotation This is how everything i play sounds
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4 months
made a little bit of history at the Huntington yesterday 🥹
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1 year
@jimmyoutsold if u said kim possible u just outed urself as 12
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1 year
@callmekioto i just wanna talk
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5 months
i have a kiss kink
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2 years
@korysverse The camera work here….this is cinema
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1 year
lil dressing room moment
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1 year
so glad im gay like can u imagine if i was 5’4” and STRAIGHT?!?! whew 😅
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1 year
drop top season again, finallyy
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1 year
@ehjovan wrist draped over the steering wheel and everything like
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6 months
this was crazy
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1 year
just cleaned my pipe for the first time and i forgot it was blue 😅
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8 months
400 word essay due at midnight
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9 months
@GmailPeg thank u
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5 months
welp, that’s enough reading for today! 😮‍💨
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6 months
okay who’s giving me chlamydia this year?? 😍
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too many people are looking at this, this is proof of the top shortage!!!!
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9 months
just topped, everybody clap!!!
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1 year
turkey gurlzz 😛
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5 months
god im so fucking sad today
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@dirty__dan_____
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4 years
@deaddilf69 not eating for flavor at all tho????????????????? Do spices add carbs??????!!!!q
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@dirty__dan_____
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3 years
MORE OF THIS🗣 HOLD THEM ACCOUNTABLE 🗣🗣
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Grandzaddy Bri 👽 Smartistabeauty
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Real News. These reporters did not let up
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if u know what im playing…ur gay
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7 months
LA moots, hmu if you wanna come see me play violin for free wednesday night!!🤭💞
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8 months
redownloaded grindr
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7 months
can i tweet like a sad latino?? is that okay with everyone??
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7 months
@oomfabelle me when it’s my turn to kiss the local xe/xir
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1 year
just cleaned my pipe for the first time and i forgot it was blue 😅
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6 months
are you going to target with other bitches yes or no????
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5 months
goodmorning to nonpracticing bisexuals only 💖
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2 months
lots of men looking at me in the gym rn…not sure if im hot or if im using these machines wrong 😭💀
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7 months
anyone else feeling like this rn?
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4 years
is it still legal to post garden selfies? asking for myself 🌱✨
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1 year
@tg_notaf i thought it was obvious!!!!
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3 years
@__Slimmmm @milkinhisbag It’s the ones who dont have teeth anymore 😭😭😭 their tongue’s on the loose 💀💀💀💀💀
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1 year
i know nobody cares, but i can finally play all the way through the piano piece i’ve been learning this summer 🥹
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2 years
@Teddyjam94 @Circumambulate @MrJakeWelch @PacoTheAwesome @zillowgonewild I think it’s level but the land is not. They took the pics level with the slant to make everything look sideways like these
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6 months
the wine i drank is going straight to my dick omg
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8 months
my mom tasted my buzzball and said i’m goin to hell 😭
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2 years
🌞🌚
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11 months
@LDRBUZZ you have that sadness in your eyes that you only see in eastern european gay porn
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19 days
waittttttt this wall’s kinda brattyy
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3 years
what living in redlands is like
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5 months
im so happy im gay oh my GOD
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2 years
we lowkey ate omg 😁
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7 months
the tamales i’m about to eat for lunch:
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5 months
i have a crush on multiple oomfs 🤕
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2 years
Lorde’s impact
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Red light… GREENLIGHT! Squid Game is officially coming back for Season 2!
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9 months
‘CAUSE LOVE IS PAIN BUT I NEED THIS SHIT #agorahills #scarlet ❤️‍🔥
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5 months
prep and adderall consumed, got a new haircut, and eating a cheese croissant... im basically unstoppable now
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