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@dilhan_17

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London, England
Joined February 2019
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Turkey is the new Dubai
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Owning a car is the biggest cash loss
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Being home makes me wanna go out and being out makes me wanna go home
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My family after I fix the wifi
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that man is gifted
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They be adding wala onto everything
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9 months
UK is just depression, cash loss and potholes
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Jannah is full of sinners who repent
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Diary of a badman was elite
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Owning a car is the biggest cash loss
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But modifying my car is illegal
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Dad turns son TRANS for TikTok Fame
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10 months
Finally clean
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This is what I’m calling fat people from now on
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Two high calorie humans wanted for allegedly setting fire to apartment in Toronto
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10 months
Addicted to watching those glass bottles smashing on stairs videos
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Driving in the UK is just potholes and cyclists
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5 months
One more rejection and I’m jus gonna start selling drugs
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9 months
Alhamdulillah for the people around me
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6 months
This interview was going so well until the end. I said “safe man” instead of bye to him
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11 months
One day I will fix this sleeping pattern
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10 months
Got people coming over and my dad has forced me to go clean the roof tiles
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My brain has stopped working since GCSEs
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11 months
Next Saturday is July Wtf
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6 months
Life hasn’t lifed since 2018
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3 months
3am the new 11pm
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3 years
The UK will acc panic buy anything
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11 months
Why is there extra hayfever in the air today
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10 months
£40 to rent a gown for graduation is a scam
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2 years
I need more hoodies
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10 months
iPhone batteries are so broken
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I use autotrader more than Instagram
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This year has felt fake
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Life is so expensive for no reason
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I regret it
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Is uni acc worth it
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Alhamdulillah for even the smallest things
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10 months
Ofc my barber makes me look like a lesbian for my graduation trim
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9 months
Looks like a white blood cell
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What do you call this?
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Uni won I am finished
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11 months
Ban all the Asians from Tiktok
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Want to drive into a tree at 143mph
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Why are white socks comfier than black ones
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Skip uni once and now it feels optional
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Feel like I’ve only got dumber as I got older
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9 months
This summer doesn’t even count this year
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@hewantswealth
HeWantsWealth© 🇯🇲📈💸💎
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What £650 can get you a month in the UK: £250pm - RENT 🏡 £50pm - CAR 🚗 £40pm - Groceries 🛒🥬 £150pm - Entertainment 💃🏾 £30pm - Dating 👫🏾 £50pm - Energy bill⚡️ £10pm - Mobile Phone £50pm - Gym 🏋🏾‍♂️ £10pm - S&S ISA 📈 £10pm - Life Insurance 💀
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Some people are acc so dumb it hurts my brain
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Just saw this girl reject this guy and he started screaming
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I say this every week
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10 months
My sleeping pattern just keeps getting worse
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One more parking ticket and I’m selling my car
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11 months
Why do people become extra dumb in this heat
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Why does life gotta life like this
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Uk is just rain and potholes
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11 months
Asian twitter a mess today
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Gave this guy £10 thinking he was homeless but he wasn’t and he jus walked off with it
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Life is not lifing
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Alhamdulillah for the people around me
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Feel like I’m getting dumber everyday
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£1.80 for water might aswell just die
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Serious candidate from Monday
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11 months
Who decided putting fruit in chocolate was a good idea
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I spend way too much money on food fml
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Life is not lifing
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10 months
Love bullying high calorie people
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lol
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guys on their insta when they get a fresh fade 
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1am the new 10pm
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Still don’t know why he called me sky sports
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quote this with a conversation with your parent
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No one I hate more than United fans
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Meant it in terms of everyone going there like Dubai. Leave me alone
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£2 is the new £1
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Sleep isn’t sleeping anymore
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Nunez masterclass tomorrow
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If it’s meant for you, it will find you
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So glad I don’t live in brum
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My memory shouldn’t be this bad wth
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Fruit and chocolate don’t belong together
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Speaking sentences
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What is the most basic thing you are terrible at?
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The higher the crime rate, the better the chicken wings are
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Had a trim took the longest possible way home and ended up in traffic
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Gonna sell my car and buy a chicken shop
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I hate talking to slow people
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ashwagandha sounds tempting at this point
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Why does my phone stop charging at 80%
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I need to stop eating when I’m bored
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All these refs have something against Liverpool
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Do not disturb is the best feature on iPhone
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Fat
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the worst type of people are?
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June is next week fml
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*job rejections for you slow people
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Olives
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what’s the worst foods?
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Premier league finally back this weekend
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Day 1 of taking uni seriously
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Change ur name to Zainab
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Why are there so many potholes in this country
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Day 1 of fixing my life
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This academic comeback isn’t happening
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Drank too many red bulls this exam season
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Pot holes
@AC2802M
🅰️C | Free Palestine 🇵🇸🍉
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What’s one thing the UK doesn’t have enough of?
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Sometimes all u need is an M3 competition
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Time to start listening to Adele
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@razzy9 Everytime I put petrol in 😂
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